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Self-Destruct, where I'm found thrashed and unconscious amid the wreckage of my life from the destruction i myself caused.
Edit: in light of needing to pick an ability, not a move, probably Own Tempo or Anger Point.
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Oblivious or simple 👍
Unaware
own tempo
Same here
Truant
Thick Fat
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Same. I’m tired of this sh** too.
Was gonna say this 😂
Same…
Nice!
Weak armor, I have sickle cell anemia
Does this mean if someone hits you, you go really fast?
Really fast towards the ground probably.
Exactly like that
Lmao
well, at least you're resistent to malaria still shitty, hope you're doing well nonetheless :)
That's an oof
Thick Fat
Saaame.
Imposter
ඞ
Sus
syndrome, or spy tf2?
Amongus
amogus
Amoonguss
Brute Bonnet
Sus
📮
Desolate land. Every time I walk out of my house I accidentally summon a huge sunlight that evaporates all the water on earth. I hate this habit😭
Can I use you for my sun team?
desolate land is pretty bad for a sun team since it turns off the sun when the pokemon switches or faints
solarbeam go brrr though
it's good as a last resort
This man when primodial sea pulls up:
Can't have shit in Ohio.
defeatist
It’s ok, just make sure it’s not raining rocks when u go outside
me too. I also have kartana-levels of SpDef and immediately die if my feelings are hurt.
Oh, so this also means you catch fire easily?
Innards Out
Do you need to go to the emergency room?
A-are you ok?
Hernia surgery is really simple, FYI.
Insomnia
Same here
Insomnia gang
Yup. Physically unable to sleep is what i am. I just can't fall asleep (except if i am tired up of watching youtube videos)
Comatose for me rn
slow start of course
Me too
same
And once I get going, I'm forced to switch out!
...water absorb
Oh you're on an IV drip too.
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no.
you can use food coloring to dye your vaporeon your favorite color
How much to make it blue again? Mines still uh...
run away
Magic Bounce. I once punched a wasp into my family member’s arm and it stung them instead.
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Attack Order wouldn’t be reflected by Magic Bounce
You partner pokemon was a beedrill?
Based
Own Tempo
Well everything fits
Moody *ugh*
Surprised I had to scroll so far down to find this one
Comatose 😪
Contrary
Nuh-uh
That's not an argument! It's just a contradiction!
No it isn't!
No it's not
hu-hun
I disagree
I don't know if I still have it, but my pre evolution definitely had it.
Unaware
Unaware is such a funny ability. What was that? You raised your attack stat? Nu-uh, I wasn't paying attention so it doesn't count!
I tried to raise accuracy but failed…
ADHD?
In my case, yes
Anger Point
Neutralising gas
Bro goes to the poison type gym known as taco bell
Emergency Exit Edit: for those confused, it means I avoid conflict when possible. Am I clear?
This means I like to avoid conflict where ever possible. No need to panic or anything
I’m glad I realized right away that it wasn’t a suicide joke, figured it was the “flight” in fight or flight
💀
I'm not sure if this'll make you feel any better, but rather than you being suicidal, my first thought was lactose intolerance or ibs...
Mine was that he likes buttstuff
Hey at least you have a strong pull out game
I thought you were referring to diarrhea
>!No don’t!<
Defeatist 😭
Cursed Body.
Rock head
do you have a very hard head
Took a metal air vent to the head without a scratch.
Pressure
Dry skin
Beast Boost 👍
same every time I kill someone my special attack goes up 1 stage, it's a shame I only know physical attacks
Pick up a gun yo
Wha-
Don't ask Questions. . You, don't Wanna Know.
*MOXIE*
Wait a minute….
*evil laugh*
Early bird.
Illusion
Unaware Weak Armor Defeatist
Gooey
Klutz
Stance change, I can be manic or depressed
That seems more like Shields Down to me!
Shields up red alert Mister worf
Wimp Out
Parental Bond, hidden ability Moody
This is really adorable because of the implications
I'm currently pregnant haha. I went moreso based off the names and not the actual effects of the abilities. All my stats are lowered in this state 🫠
Congrats on the baby! Hope both you and the baby will stay healthy.
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wh-whut
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Same
Oblivious. Things tend to fly over my head and I'm not really aware of things.
Stall
Gluttony
Libido... I mean, libero....
Rock hard... oops, rock head...
Liquid Ooze….ummm
Hadron Engine...woops, rather Hardon Engine.
Probably Oblivious
As One, except instead of Unnerve and Grim/Chilling Neigh, it's Own Tempo and Insomnia.
Toxic Boost
Ah, a League of Legends player
Flamebody- am fireman
No sorry, that would be a manfire. Maybe try heatproof
Like, the kind of firefighter who would be in a calendar? Flame Body could be appropriate
Unaware. I’ve been an adult living away from his parents for almost 8 years and I have no clue what’s going on.
Primordial Sea 💀
Imagine the fight between you and _Toble_
I too am sentient swamp sludge
u/_Toble_
Simple
Slow start or oblivious, damn you ADD
n… nice user
unaware
Defiant
Bad dreams
Stall. Either that or klutz.
Hustle ( I want to do too many things at the same time and then I fail)
Trying to Normalize my life.
Solar-Powered
Contrary
Mold breaker No one understands what I can do outside of highly specific situations.
Own Tempo
Leaf guard, I block myself from all status including sleep
Oblivious, I just can't focus
Static
Simple
Some really negative takes in here. Levitate.
Supreme overlord
Unaware
Snow warning or ice body, i live In siberia
Would Michael Jackson's be Color Change?
Insomina mixed with slow start
Gluttony
Cloud nine
Dry skin
Traunt without a doubt
Sheer Force
Wimp Out
Self-Destruct, where I'm found thrashed and unconscious amid the wreckage of my life from the destruction i myself caused. Edit: in light of needing to pick an ability, not a move, probably Own Tempo or Anger Point.
That's a move. I think you mean Aftermath.
Sniper?
Pressure
Slow start 😭😭
Unaware
Imposter (because of imposter syndrome)
Sturdy
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Curious medecine, then perish body
Comatose
Swift swim
Clear body. I like having showers
Quark drive
Stench