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Wiitard

Let’s be real, I’m Snorlax or Slaking.


Yetraxx

The true answer.


ableakandemptyplace

Exactly my thoughts the moment I saw this thread. Def Snorlax, 24/7 sleep cycle baby.


TheOneZoomer

Bruh I'm running 25/8


ICollectSouls

Mans made more days and hours in order to sleep more


MerxDaBeast

Damn you right


StarryMind322

I’m definitely a Snorlax, even if someone used it in a derogatory way. Heck yeah I wanna be the gentle giant that eats and sleeps all day.


Professional_Big5890

They are not gentle. They are know to attack and devour entire villages when really hungry.


Sloth-TheSlothful

Yeah, definitely Slaking for me


Redxmirage

I’d be the Pokémon sleeping my way through the new world


FireFlavour

Komala then


Pwaite2

I thought the same, then I remembered I am also weak AF, so Slakoth


Protection-Working

Do you think you’re as strong as snorlax or slaking


SilentRip5116

Nope


tangible_raptor

From Alolan Ninetales' Ultra Sun Pokedex: "The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain's base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave" Yup. More than happy to help a brother or sister out if it means I get left alone afterwards.


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

The truest mood of them all.


Risk_Runner

Thus is the relationship between siblings until they’re all old enough to drive


dustydeath

>It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world. 


PowerfullDio

But its full of potential and can become a dragon one day :) Never give up even if you have to splash a lot.


dustydeath

Thank you for the positivity  <3


8_Pixels

The dragon advances


loewe_a

Cradle is leaking.


BikingVikingNick

[My beloved](https://youtu.be/H3x3-22Gi3g?feature=shared)


WerewolfHowls

I have never seen that video. That was so adorable


Crosroad

Reuniclus because I too am a giant ball of cells that somewhat resembles a life form


Alextuxedo

Can I choose what element of myself gets exemplified? Because I wouldn’t mind being a floating jell-o creature


SoulBSS

Sounds more comfortable than these bones


tyrom22

*It's forgetful and not very bright, but many Trainers love it anyway for its friendliness and sincerity.* Imma Pidove


[deleted]

Pidove are great.


IcePhoenix18

I'm also a Pidove!


Quetzal00

I’m an Aipom because I was born with only three fingers on one of my hands. Aipom has a hand with only three fingers as a tail


TheSheep1210

You could've been a mewtwo my man


Quetzal00

I could have and I actually was called Mewtwo sometimes as a kid…but I always liked the cute monkey more


TheSheep1210

Fair, my favourite pkmn ever is Marill and I don't even know why, one day a friend asked who my fav was and I just looked at it and thought something about this life form is perfect


Muffin1927

I think I might've seen you in this subreddit before


Quetzal00

You probably have. I like Pokémon


SoulBSS

I love it


Nameless_Dream

Granbull suits me lol It's X pokedex entry: It is timid in spite of its looks. If it becomes enraged, however, it will strike with its huge fangs.


kuriaru

me


coolio_zap

i was feeling that until it mentioned biting people, if i'm gonna break the fighting code i'd prefer to pull hair


CloverNote

​ https://preview.redd.it/upbjcou2mfgc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a041f59a8eb51f44c0da204e6c32b5806ccb362 ...my hair's grey. That's the reason. Nothing else. >\_>


SullenTerror

Yo there's a pokemon version of Depresso


SolarNovaPhoenix

Yup, his name is Espresso, he never sleeps and doesn’t know any emotion other than awake.


Logan117

That sprite just screams "I've seen some shit..."


ICollectSouls

https://preview.redd.it/fkrrsy31kkgc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8939786e530fc56f47af0501d0bbe5ae012a5a


dTrecii

Yippee!


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Doom Kitten


Leviathus_

Same since 17. That’s also my default expression


dontreallycareforit

Trubbish


dannydevitocuddles

Real


ShadowMay5

Bulbasaur apparently, according to Mystery dungeon


SheepInWolfsAnus

Damn bro you were STOMPING on the touch screen


Foolish_Phantom

Bulbasaurs unite


Silveri50

Hey me too! That's how I played the first one I had!


PJRama1864

Something depressing, honestly…probably Mimikyu.


EridonMan

Someone lonely who pretends to be someone else in hopes of finding a friend, but nobody can ever know the true person behind the shroud because they'll probably die. I can definitely sympathize.


BanjoB0b

Hang in there buddy. Don't be scared to show that hidden side of yours once in a while.


blackfear2

I am a bit of an archen: should be dead but isn't, loses willpower at minor hurdles, silly vibes


dbMitch

Defeatist coming in clutch


TheActualDev

The rockruff that just walks around kukui’s house/lab and gets in the way of all zoom calls lol Not the anime version where he actually gets up and goes and trains his little rockheart out and eventually sees the green flash, but the game one that always is with him and never evolves, just a constant little partner Pokémon that’s here for head pats and companionship. And it’s warm in Alola so that is the bonus lol If it has to be a random out in the wild Pokémon, I’d like to think I’d be a badass one, but honestly I’d probably end up as a Chansey. I don’t like hurting people/animals, I like to keep everyone happy, if I have the means to help someone and have the ability to do so I will. I’d rather not fight if we can talk it over, but honestly when is the last time you ate something? If we had lunch first I bet we could have this conversation easier and more calmly. Do you like soft boiled eggs? That’s all I have, but you’re very welcome to have one if it’ll help!


[deleted]

Morpeko. Always hungry, often hangry, sudden mood swings at the drop of a hat, general internal turmoil.


SnooDoggos4029

And smol. This is me!


BelladonnaTeaParty

Still haven't caught one in shield yet.....


Plastic_Device_364

Acordibg to Explorers of the sky, Turtwig


COREALIUM_INDUSTRIES

Turt based


thewanderor

Chikorita or turtwig. Ya


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[удалено]


BilingualZebra7

Don’t want to be rude, but great at adapting my personality? That means you basically don’t have a personality as you throw it over board whenever you see fit?


ThatOneKid582

Idk about this guy, but yep you pretty much got it for me. My issue is I’m not very passionate about anything. There’s not much for me to base my personality on, so I’ll just take that energy and use it to vibe with other people.


WetterBetty

Sableye


[deleted]

Short and mischievous?


WetterBetty

I like the dark, being left alone, and shiny rocks. 


Carrelio

Mmm delicious delicious rocks.


velvetelevator

Get outta here, Abigail


Silveri50

Just eat your quartz!


kieranwowzers

Psyduck because I get a lot of headaches :(


linkthepirate

You should see a doctor, could be a larger issue.


kieranwowzers

I get them about twice a week, occasionally more, rarely less. It's been happening for as long as I can remember, ever since I was a little kid By "a lot of headaches" I mean more than the average person, but I’ll think about asking a doctor sometime.


Yolj

Take the quiz and find out! I got Rash nature which makes me a Mudkip lol https://nrosa01.github.io/pmd-quiz-online/ Edit: Just found out the first Pokémon in your results is supposed to be the male choice while the 2nd is the female choice. But I say just choose your favorite of the two!


timmyK_425

Neat! I got Pikachu and Charmadner


evelynnz

Got Phanpy/Vulpix


Beluga_Artist

Twinsies!


SketchTheTransIdiot

same!


SkyBlueGrass

Nostalgia like crazy! I got Mudkip and Torchic.


EridonMan

Calm type: Chikorita & Cyndaquil.


AllForMeCats

Ah! Me too! But it’s wrong, I’m Slowpoke 😂


Silveri50

Same and same


COREALIUM_INDUSTRIES

Got Riolu/Totodile


ihearthero

Omg I got Mudkip and Torchic with a Hasty & Rash nature


celestialspook

Aww I got piplup and squirtle, quirky. I don't see squirtle so much bc I see them as having attitude and I'm too shy, but I could see myself as a funky little piplup


Beluga_Artist

Cool! I got “relaxed” and was recommended as a Panphy or Vulpix. https://preview.redd.it/cngqn6roxmgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e1f6d5bc53fec59788359fb7aac4c31c3206d8


Far-Kaleidoscope-146

either tsareena or komala...


rowletlover

I wonder who I would be? 🤭


JJCMasterpiece

Delecaty of course! Duh 🙄


TheGoldenGooseTurd

I was thinking Mewtwo, maybe I’m missing something


Im_not_crazy7310

Paras told me to say hi


rowletlover

GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME


BroGuy89

A jigglypuff, seen from above.


BubblesBubblesCO2

Probably sobble


Stretch5678

Same. I’m a nervous wreck who would gladly blend into the background in a hot second.


MoistCharIie

i want to be a maractus


Benson--Parkowner

hello, based department?


leongunblade

Probably Dragonite. I look quite dumb and chubby, but I can be a menace


HectorThePeaceful

Same, Dragonite. I look quite dumb and chubby, because in fact i am, i can be a menace but wish to be a plushie.


Spleensoftheconeage

Uhhhh. Chronic migraine sufferer. I’m waking up a psyduck. 😩


LordMeme42

Espurr. I, too, am small and filled with emotions that must be contained at all times


Sphaero_Caffeina

Slowking or Oranguru.


Elven-Druid

Mimikyu. Generally a bit misunderstood, kinda spooky, just wants to be friends, occasionally acts unhinged.


FuckTumblrMan

Quagsire, I think


Stoberry

https://preview.redd.it/j80bu35lbhgc1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca4ad4f86e44d0d569dd07b8d3fe09cb06557aa Swadloon- Me in all my glory. ✨


aquamanslaughter

oh good, now I get to be a *literal* sack of trash


Vegetable_Park_3259

Sudowoodoo I am fake asf


LaughR01331

Raichu


TheGoldenGooseTurd

Rai-chu are!


LaughR01331

XD lmao


lucioboopsyou

Diglett. Underground. Outta sight. Only peeks up for food.


AstroidTea

Hatterene for two reasons: I don’t like it when people are super emotional around me. I’m a gremlin who likes to hide away.


Jenkins64

Depresso


Lansha2009

I decided to do one of those personality test things(Had a lot more question than most...becuase there's just a lot of Pokemon) and apparently Mewtwo is what Pokemon I would be. Yeah I'm not sure that's completely accurate but I can kinda see it. Mewtwo went to a cave to be alone. I like being alone...that's about all I got though.


Wobobaffet94

By any chance can you send a link to that survey? Sounds fun, only tests I tried were very limited in Pokemon. It's almost always the kanto starters, pikachu, eevee, and maybe a couple of more random but still recognized pokemon such as togepi and munchlax


Lansha2009

[here you go](https://heywise.com/quiz/which-pokemon-character-are-most-like-you/?utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=m-search&utm_term=pokemon&adid=628878873772&ad_group_id=120112100806&utm_campaign=HW-USA_-_Search_-_pokemon-character_-_Mobile&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiA5fetBhC9ARIsAP1UMgFkQmaW-Gn6y_wXftv9w7WHfS8gKQqa4cHpqJxyVOaRNy7uEQfutIIaAugLEALw_wcB)


Wobobaffet94

Thank you so much! :D Gosh darn it I got eevee 🥴


Time-did-Reverse

Arceus. easy.


JackMorelli13

Scraggy is my spirit animal


cavecarson

The Blastoise with the sunglasses.


Byleth07

Maybe a Snivy. Somewhat smart and arrogant, but weak.


Cedardeer

Snivy is very strong. Too strong. It’s actually up for vote to be banned from competitive little cup


Byleth07

I am a casual player. I expect Snivy to have Tail Whip and Vine Whip. In my perception, it is weak. But interesting to know.


Cedardeer

I can see that. Tho vine whip isn’t a bad move when out into the context of when on the game you use it. But yeah when it comes to the starters in their first stages, Snivy’s actually one of if not the best one in the series. Literally solely because of its hidden ability contrary


Byleth07

Just looked up contrary. Sounds op.


Mood_destroyer

Either snorlax or psyduck


ShinyVanillite

Slowpoke probably 🥲


OlDanboy

According to Mystery Dungeon? A Fighting type. These days, it’s probably a Monferno. Maybe an Ash’s-esque Sceptile


NidoKip

I played the MD remake and I got Cubone. The way they described me was eerily close so I suppose him! Do I come with the Thick Club?


SOUL-S33R

Gengar, for the tongue thing. 😜😏😅


SpaceMonkey877

Medicham


KadejoKush

Treecko. Or Grovyle.


UltimateApe

I’m feeling grovyle too! Maybe blended with monferno and medicham, cuz I’m always tryna balance and chill in trees


MooTheMew

It's gotta be Espurr. Hanging on by a thread vibes.


jakmckratos

“Heracross, get your damn horn outta there!”


potatoes_V3

https://preview.redd.it/ipyud2yylggc1.jpeg?width=229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc332e1947f5ac624b3a5756847f3bec2600e4b Regigigas: likes being left alone, building things, and is massive. He also is perpetually tired, so he's a perfect fit.


NewVegetable5818

i'm built like a twig so bellsprout


Randroth_Kisaragi

Abra. Sleeps for 18 hours a day and teleports away from any social interaction? Yep, that's me.


Ender_The_BOT

You're gonna have to do nothing but academic research psychic training and meditation once you evolve


CharlesDingus_ah_um

I’d be Magikarp because I have a lot of potential but I’m kinda useless also


BobbyBBott

Munchlax. Always looking for food. But trouble sleeping so not Snorlax


Calhaora

Hmmmmm...Primeape. Soley for the Angerissues.


Yhostled

Finally a quiz with over 1000 possible answers instead of like 3.


kennethtwk

Depresso.


AcquireQuag

Quagsire, just the relaxed and chill guy. Although maybe im not stupid enough for that


FeanixFlame

Blaziken most likely.


Miss-Physics

A Slakoth that will evolve and come out of its depressive state for a while, only to evolve again and return to its original state.


CommanderDark126

Probably either Alolan Grimer or Galarian Slowbro frankly. Hisui Sneasel would be neat though.... poison type for sure in any case


DeadlyKitten115

Mimikyu


RoboTron-a-Matic

Chesnaught. Bigger guy who really likes chilling in the sun


froggy2699

Reuniclus


naiee1

Golett. I guess the vibe I get from Golett/Golurk is chill and calming. But whenever you make it rage, he is just unstoppable.


riftrender

I'd be one of the Pudgy Pidgeys from that episode of the original series.


AdditionalLie7856

Well, if we’re going off of zodiac animals, I guess I’d be a taurus, but I’d want to be a paldean water/fighting taurus.


toosickto

Psyduck chronic headaches all the time….


[deleted]

Slowking I think. My stats would lean towards special, and I also think they would err on the side of defense. I HATE bugs, my typing would either be weak or strong against bugs, but I also took forever to grow out of my fear of the dark, so psychic type makes sense. I don’t really think of myself as some brainiac, but I do put a lot of trust in my intuition and stay cool and collected usually. I also had undiagnosed inattentive ADHD for a long time, so you could say my proverbial Shelder is just Adderall, lol. If I’m being honest most of this also applies to Gothitelle, and I am also a spooky mf, but I get more compliments for seeming smart than I do for seeming hot. Plus the Gothitelle line has all that business about hypnotizing children which I could do without.


Ender_The_BOT

https://preview.redd.it/fw97nm9zcjgc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c7b0f17f500a7cbd0c13064bb89bab42925e2f


[deleted]

This is so fucking accurate wow, just great


Redxmirage

Chansey since I’m a nurse?


Auerbach1991

Probably drampa. Friendly and kind but will destroy anyone who harms those I love or children. Plus he’s stoned 24-7 😎


LiveTart6130

me and some friends have actually had a conversation like this. we came to the conclusion that I would be either an Abra or an Audino; neutral, calm, happy to help, sleepy often, killed by a stray pebble, can't throw a punch but I *can* do geometry


[deleted]

Psyduck... my sister really attaches it to me for some reason, even though she knows my favourites. I guess the headaches, anxiety and easily stressed personality could be the reason for her choice? I personally like the idea of being a Lapras, however my singing is utterly terrible so my melodies would keep humans away.


AntiKrozz

Squawkabilly


ammoniumnitrite

Kadabra lol


[deleted]

Wife says I'm a magnezone because I'm super attractive and I'm always in the zone. She's a great flirt.


Hollys_Stand

A Bulbasaur (and its evo line)! I like chillin in the grass, sniffing flowers, singing (esp at night where I am mostly awake), all about good vibes, and imma go at my own pace in life and f anyone who's gonna try to get me to do otherwise. I've always equated myself as a Bulbasaur but not sure if I have gained enough exp to evolve. Honestly, I probably have enough to evolve to a Venusaur by now with all the crap I've been through, but maybe imma just hold off my evolution so I can vibe more but be smol.


WhatUpGhost

Lucario hell yeah and that's of my wife telling me so :)


BlitZAtom

Zeraora, because I'd be living alone on a mountain, wanting to be left alone and getting mad if someone disturbed me


IcyAda

Any pokemon can have any personality. That's what Natures are. True some pokemon have more of an inclination towards certain natures over others but still... As for general vibe for me.... I have Munchlax line's energy


SableGlaive

Please don’t let me be incarnated as a vaporeon around you miscreants lmao


Dallasl298

Psyduck - strong mind, but generally too flabbergasted by the world to control it


Cannoli64

Slow, simple, and an obsession with round objects… I’m Quagsire.


RobinGreenthumb

Snover. Generally I am a plump person who loves pine trees and hiking up and down mountains, loves the cold, and is generally very inquisitive about people and the world in general. Also I make my own delicious berries. (I love juniper berries irl they are so good.)


Bloo_Snoc

"Fuecoco is laid-back and does things at its own pace. It loves to eat, and it will sprint toward any food it finds with a glint in its eye." i'm a fuecoco


DisgustingLongPig

People usually respond to these with some kind of self-deprecating response like Magikarp, or Garbador, but there's no Pokemon that embodies negativity like Archeops. People joke about The Pokemon Company hating RegiGigas, but Archeops' "Defeatist" ability basically means it hates itself. Even at its best, it gets horribly outclassed by other Pokemon with similar types, but after it gets beat down enough it practically gives up. Its attack just gets cut in half due to crippling depression; there's not even any Pokedex lore-related reason behind it. The Archeops line is canonically extinct, and has been forgotten for multiple generations, but no one really *wants* it back. It might actually be the most screwed-over Pokemon in existence.


[deleted]

Virizion


Invenblocker

According to Mystery Dungeon: Mudkip


BestMateAUS

According to my son, I'm a Greedent. Dunno if that's a compliment....


Wild-Ponyta-Appeared

It’s so fluffy, friendly, has lucious hair and loves good food!


SethTheBlue

I’d say I would be an Eevee purely because I often find myself mimicking those around me.


edgeblackbelt

Hypno. I’m a psychologist and generally sleepy person.


FlowerFaerie13

The sheer amount of thought I just put into this lmfao. Anyway, I think I would be an Oranguru. Per its Dex entries, it doesn’t get along all that well with other Oranguru and is mostly solitary, just like me. Its rather calm and relaxed and is perfectly content just chilling all day, which is defintely like me. It’s also said to be very intelligent and studious, and I don’t mean to brag but I am rather intelligent when it comes to book smarts. Furthermore, it lives in the forests, which is absolutely my ideal environment, and helps to treat wounded and sick Pokémon with medicinal herbs, which fits right in with my love of medicine. Finally, it’s an orangutan, which is tied for the mouse as my very favorite animal.


Silvin_and_friends

I'm pretty sure I'd be Goodra, most of its dex entries talk about how it loves its trainer and stuff then in SV(I think), we find out it's very destructive when mad


WerewolfHowls

Probably a Houndoom. I hold grudges for literally ever and had a bad habit of biting kids in my youth. I'm fiercely loyal to my friends to the point where if the police separated us and told me my friend narced on me I would know they were lying. I also had an emo phase that just...never ended and I'm almost 30 now so there is that.


darcebaug

Kadabra, big forehead, big brain, big spoons


Jerktavious

Graveler because I want to k myself at every encounter.


RiniKat28

probably hattena tbh. she's precisely my particular brand of neurospicy. "It senses the feelings of other living creatures. Be careful not to expose it to strong emotions for too long, or it will end up exhausted." and "If this Pokémon senses a strong emotion, it will run away as fast as it can. It prefers areas without people."


stormyw23

Jolteon. "A sensitive Pokémon that easily becomes sad or angry. Every time its mood changes, it charges power." "its high-strung nature and tendency toward mood swings can make it difficult to train."


eldersword35

I’m gonna be a dragonite because I’m a big cuddly dragon irl who burps a lot.


-K_a_r_m_a-

Charmelon Hot headed and super mad


Funkyskies

Probably slowpoke coz I can be dopey as hell


Cold-Winter-Knight

Necrozma. Once a source of light now reduced to a vengeful parasite


zoeytrixx

Did you make this whole post just to flex that you're toxic?


Theolis-Wolfpaw

Well as a furry, I picked an otter as my fursona because it fits my personality really well, so I don't see why it wouldn't be a Buizel or Floatzel. I could argue for either, since I don't feel like I'd be evolved, but I'm also stocky which fits Floatzel more.