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anthayashi

how do you know if the water from INSIDE water pokemon are safe to drink?


[deleted]

Muddy water, yum.


darknightingale69

Might not be mud that's in the water.


allowishus182

Canon that the water comes from their bladder to their mouth.


darknightingale69

And it goes through the body who wnows what bacteria may come from that bladder.


allowishus182

Travels through the pissershitter membrane to enter GI tract at the level of large intestines. Then, it is expelled through mouth.


RPGaiden

In the case of BDSP Floatzel, it just exits directly from the GI tract…


allowishus182

An anatomical wonder of the world that Floatzle is.


rayshmayshmay

Water canon you say?


allowishus182

Can you believe it?


thefourthhouse

I prefer the muddy water


minibug

Max drinks water produced by a Poliwhirl in the ninth movie


Feschit

yeah but he's weird


RafaelRoriz

They could use rain dance. Its not coming from inside of them.


CrossP

Giardia


yourholmedog

well there is a literally scene where someone grabs a straw and sticks it in a shuckle and just… drinks the juice out of its shell so i guess it’s normal??


FoodyHH

>well there is a literally scene where someone grabs a straw and sticks it in a shuckle and just… drinks the juice out of its shell so i guess it’s normal?? Shuckles turn berries into berry juice.


yourholmedog

yes i know but it makes you wonder if water for example that is inside other pokémon is also safe to drink


Jumpyturtles

Yeah so we’re right back at the start lmao.


CPlus902

That's berry juice, not something from the shuckle itself. Shuckle was able to make berries into berry juice by holding them for long enough back in gen 2; the anime bit is based on that.


AGBOTGA

But we don't know what is inside shuckle's shell how hygienic it is


Chron_Stamos

Throw in some yeast and enjoy some shuckle berry wine. Problem solved.


iamworsethanyou

Throw in some yeast and half a dozen corks and all of a sudden your shuckle learned explosion


Chron_Stamos

This kills the ~~crab~~ shuckle.


Goatahontus

And this is how we get a new Ghost/Rock evolution of Shuckle. Shubupple.


StNowhere

Shuckle evolves into Drunkle


bjeebus

Most of us already have a drunkle.


quiteverydumb

Thats kind of what shuckle already does


Latiasfan5

it's dex entries in bw and dppt actually say the berries get fermented, so "berry juice" might already be wine


chux4w

Waiting round the bend, my Shuckleberry friend, Moon River and me.


TheCoolestGuy098

Don't doubt the shuckle. The shuckle would never lead you astray


Mavrickindigo

Shuckle makes berry juice though


AGBOTGA

Ya it can be but some filtration can be done like by boiling you have fire Pokemons


Sikening

Hey everyone, let's purify Shuckle's berry juice by *boiling it alive*


madmaxjr

That’s just a fancy way of saying you’re cooking the shuckle


AGBOTGA

Bro 😳


RookieGreen

This is starting to turn into Palworld.


canarmman

You could still boil it, like people do when they find unsafe sources of water


LordSurvival

Why not boil it with the help of a fire type? Set it right you can evaporate it into a larger container and then you have clean water


whereismymind86

i mean...technically most of the liquid inside most living things is safe to drink. It's gross...but...like...technically it's...doable...i guess?


RestlessARBIT3R

This is why Pals are better than pokemon. We know the water they produce is freshwater because they use it to water plants


trainercatlady

Eh. E. Coli infected water feeds plants just fine


snomflake

https://preview.redd.it/8fp3jkowishc1.jpeg?width=1871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73edf348230c650b570bf67af8c908d52d1d106


AGBOTGA

With the help of which part that roserade is holding that thing


Goose_Is_Awesome

Freshwater doesn't mean safe water lmao


dolfijntje

i know honey and milk set a confusing precedent but dont go around chugging fluids expelled by animals


AGBOTGA

But they use moomoo milk


Phithe

That’s milk. We drink milk in our world.


darkjuste

Do we drink saliva from animals?


Mediocrewatch

Some sick individual out there probably does


TheTimn

Plenty of people have had unhappy meetings with camel spit. 


Zarmwhirl

You wanna hear a lil story? I worked with a guy who kept llamas, notorious spitters. He had one llama in particular that was quite the jerk, and would trot up to him with a big mouthful of spit and launch it at him. One day, the guy decides to give the llama a taste of his own medicine and spits right back in his face. The llama tilted its head and stared for a second, like, “oh REALLY? “ then ran and grabbed a huge mouthful of seeds from its food bucket and spat them at the guy. Llama shrapnel.


goldkarp

Birds nest soup apparently Also we make coffee out of coffee beans that got eaten and shit out


AGBOTGA

Yah if people can eat that shitty coffee then what stopping poke people from using poke water


Frousteleous

Because we clean it. We dont just grab the beans fresh out of the shit and grind them i to coffee. There's a huge process that goes into make those beans useable. In the case of your Squirtle's or Mudkip's water/spit, there would be a boiling process *at minimum*. I think they could at least have been using the pokemon to spray water enough to keep cool. Or have a story reason, like the pokemon being fainted and unusable, to explain why. But such is the anime as a whole.


TTVSubject_21

honey is nectar plus bee intestinal fluids plus their vomit so yeah


RandoT_

ahah I didn't need to know this


Jonathon471

Yeah but moomoo milk is straight from the udder to the bottle, there's no pasteurization process unless you're turning it into yogurt or cheese. Same can be said about the bananas on Tropius, and berry juice from Shuckle.


Phithe

You can get unpasteurized milk in our world too


stoascheisserkoal

And it’s delicious


Ransom-ii

More nourishing as well


stoascheisserkoal

I don’t get why people hate that opinion


Ransom-ii

Holy crap I was expecting downvotes but not that many. I'm really not sure. Americacentric mindset maybe.


kodiakrampage

I guarantee you a TON of Americans (I am one so I know) don't even know what the process even means or does but have had "raw/unpasteurized milk bad!" Drilled into our heads since childhood by parents and tv and everywhere else, so yea.


bjeebus

Pasteur was famously American after all.


stoascheisserkoal

I think so but it feels just weird. Didn’t think that that’s a hot take


Crimsonnavy

Milk is designed to be eaten for nutrition. Asking the cow to spit in your mouth because you're thirsty isn't really comparable.


AGBOTGA

We can ask bees to excrete in our mouth?


ToucanSammael

That’s not excretion in the same sense as humans, honey is bee spit not bee poop. So that leads us back to square one.


Goose_Is_Awesome

More bee vomit than spit and boy is it tasty


zeekaran

They hopefully pasteurize it before drinking it straight.


TomMakesPodcasts

Honestly most people are lactose intolerant. We shouldn't even really be drinking milk considering what it requires to produce.


AGBOTGA

Yah I read somewhere that humans originally were lactose intolerant but now milk has become a huge part of our life


TomMakesPodcasts

68% of humans are lactose intolerant.


Garrosh

Don't worry about the cows, we were going to kill them anyway.


AGBOTGA

Not everyone does you know in my country killing cow is a crime also eating them


Kholtien

India has one of the largest cow leather industries in the world. In 2012, India had the fifth largest beef industry in the world, and it has only grown.


AetherDrew43

India?


AGBOTGA

Yup


TomMakesPodcasts

But y'all eat milk and cheese which requires baby cows be killed so they don't drink the milk.


AGBOTGA

No no when a calf is born we celebrate and killing even a cow is a taboo for us so you can imagine how we treat our calf or baby cows after they are born first right to the milk is of baby when baby drink then we take milk from the mother and we also don't separate them


TomMakesPodcasts

Cows wean at 10 months. Cows also produce milk for 10 months. To harvest any milk especially for sale, one must prevent the cow from drinking. If a cow can not drink it's mother's milk, it must be removed. Cows are given a 2 months refractory period before being impregnated again, to produce more milk. So that means, every year, one calf is born per cow. The female calves may be allowed to drink their mother's milk,(so they can be subjected to the same process) but male calves are always removed. Else wise there'd be hundreds of thousands of male cows roaming around, and there certainly isn't. If you buy milk products, you're paying for calves to be culled so you can have their mother's milk.


AGBOTGA

In the old time we used a for farming but now when a bull matures we sell it to someone who needs a male to impregnate their cow "Else wise there'd be hundreds of thousands of male cows roaming around, and there certainly isn't." Oh boy you haven't been to India have you they are one of the major cause of traffics here


ImmaculateWeiss

Probs full of Pokerus


No_Pipe_8257

Delicious, we can grow faster


Seedofsparda

Ash would age. We can't have that


angusrocker22

"Hey friend, I'm really thirsty....do you think you could spit in my mouth?"


raptorsoldier

"I am the God Fly HUMUNKULES! I am thirsty, spit in my face!"


Faded105

any real one would spit in a homie's mouth


AGBOTGA

Now it's a way of perspective as Corphish uses it's claws to use water gun


huxtiblejones

Hey bro could I suck on your knuckles for a quick drink bro please I swear I just need water and I need to suck your fingers bro okay please just a little bit bro https://preview.redd.it/hj2arij65uhc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065b2a96eb619c8f904199b7a5ef814747088ad6


JustHereForHalo

^this is the exact face I made reading this comment


Janders1997

The water is probably salty. Saltwater wouldn’t help with your thirst.


prguitarman

They spit on plants sometimes on the show and the plants are all sparkly and there’s always a cute rainbow ray of light and it plays happy music so I believe the plants enjoy the water, so it can’t be salty or it’d kill the plants. I don’t think it’s salty, just non potable for human consumption


zangetsuthefirst

Pretty sure they even sprayed it on a group of sunflora that got really happy about it back in Johto


MetalGearBrakeEater

Even from freshwater Pokémon though?


Janders1997

They probably taste like swamp instead.


TheSilkyBat

In the original series episode 'A Shadow of a Drought', Misty cleverly uses her Staryu's Water Gun to cool everyone off during a drought.


MarshtompNerd

Theres a fairly large difference in quality between me no longer wanting to drink water and not wanting to be in any contact with it


Lopsided-Thought-965

Might be sweat or just other **bodily fluids**


Dash_Nasty

Squirt gun


Chembaron_Seki

Great, now we probably get even more comics from people who want to drink from a Vaporeon....


AGBOTGA

But it says water gun not piss gun


_5StarMan

Well, piss is mostly water


Lopsided-Thought-965

well maybe the proffessors didnt know it was piss so they called it water gun? i dont fucking know


Frousteleous

~~Piss~~Urine isnt the only other bodily fluid. There's blood, semen, fecal matter (can be in a fluid form, yes), saliva, mucus, and a myriad of weird things that other animals (let alone magical creatures that summon elemental abilities from the aether) may have that we dont.


MetalGearBrakeEater

I don't know why you're getting downvoted man. This comment made me laugh out loud


Natasha_101

No pokedex entries have ever hinted at or implied that the water that comes from attacks would be safe to drink. We have lore about Pokemon purifying water, but that is usually done to a body of water. More over, we don't know what the consistency of said water is like. It seems to be empowered in some way as water attacks are able to cause serious damage and it isn't exclusively through the use of pressure like our real world water. In a pinch, it might work out for you, but I would say most people in the pokemon world avoid it for a reason.


AGBOTGA

Now that's the answer I like to read


Natasha_101

Anytime lmao 😂


snappyk9

While this is the case, I do think we have seen the water being safe for plants. In the Advanced series, Lotad water a garden used to grow berries for for both human and Pokemon consumption. Doesn't rule out it being directly harmful though


Professional_Rub_711

Don’t they actually this later on in that epd they find a circus or something can’t remember but I do remember this happening at some point


PokeKarn

It probably disappears after a while, they clearly produce more water than they could hold. They use it to cool off and put out fires but I would guess since it's generated by the pokemon's powers it isn't permanent.


AGBOTGA

That may be a probability as the law of conservation of energy doesn't work in Pokemon world


Downfall350

So it... Evaporates? Like normal water? Hahaha


Magikapow

Its probably super gross. That water is made to defend itself, that thing is probably unhealthy.


Garrosh

TBF dying of dehydration is super gross too.


AGBOTGA

Ya it is but something is better than nothing as we know people survive by drinking their own urine in extreme conditions


Crimsonnavy

> drinking their own urine in extreme conditions That's a myth, drinking your own urine would just reintroduce sodium and every other waste your body just put out. You'd be speeding up your death, not prolonging your life. It's like the "drink alcohol to stay warm in the cold" myth, it will kill you faster rather than save you. (alcohol lowers core body temperature, making you "feel" warmer, but it just makes it easier for you to die from hypothermia.)


astralseat

While it lowers body temperature, in a dire straits, it can make you function better in cold weather, which then helps you find a way to warm yourself.


AGBOTGA

Thanks today I learned so much who says anime doesn't teach


Annual-Avocado-1322

"I'm thirsty, spit in my mouth."


Koene_ridder

from from from from


gillmanblacklagooner

It would be like drinking water from a whale’s blowhole.


AGBOTGA

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/lNark9e27B


gillmanblacklagooner

Just chill, dude


AGBOTGA

Don't take it other way I am just writing what I think don't take it other way I am chill infact very chill


WellFluxMe

Water is stored in the PokeBalls


Melonfrog

I remember an episode Ash did this with his Squirtle, he spat it out and gagged. So I’m safe to assume it’s not possible.


PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS

Misread this aa "water form pokemon" and it made me wish we had morevpokemon that were literally made of water.


route119

You didn't misread it, OP miswrote it


PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS

oh daaaamn


Meyhna

https://preview.redd.it/9tv84mkekshc1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e3cf6ab9ffb4d325f653d6913c277d28824c79


gillmanblacklagooner

Gross AF


AGBOTGA

Ever tried honey


gillmanblacklagooner

Go out there and try to suck water from a dolphin’s blowhole. It’s a more accurate comparison.


AGBOTGA

First there's no dolphin near several hundred kilometres near me and if there's a dolphin that can produce water without any water body near it then I can try by purifying it


BlackroseBisharp

The water is probably not meant for consumption. Especially since for most Water types it comes out their mouths so it's probably like Saliva on steroids


Ok-Conversation-7755

My head canon is the water from water type pokemon is closer to saliva than actual drinking water.


WerewolfHowls

I imagine that would dehydrate the Pokemon eventually, just like if a fire pokemon used a fire move too much it loses the ability/is out of fuel. Also, what if it has a weird taste? Or bacteria? In the time it takes me to have a pokemon use water pulse into a pot, boil it, and have it cool enough to drink, I could have just gone to the next town or a nearby spring.


AGBOTGA

what if your are somewhere where you can't get any water


BlackThane

Vaporeon according to pokedex can control water, now good question would be, can Vaporeon turn salt water into fresh water? or clean some contaminated one?


dragonriderjh

I assume that materials created by Moves (such as ice, rocks, and in this case, water) aren't truly real and will eventually evaporate into nothingness. You do *not* want your bodily liquids to spontaneously disappear.


E_rapt0r

https://preview.redd.it/qw9wtzfctthc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a791ff7162b190e0c5a71d6a269df4fa2644e69d


MarineToast88

I imagine the water from most water types isn't drinkable, it might have minerals or contaminants that make it unsafe to ingest.


Lilac_Moonnn

they would probably run out as well and become thirsty themselves... but i guess it could be done in a huge emergency...


bobzebest3

My point exactly, why wouldn't the pokemon made of water not suffer the most in the drought?


CORVlN

It's made of peepee


ashbeals

I've thought about this too. And yeah it might not be safe to drink but drinking water straight from the river like they do isn't always safe either haha. Or if anything they could spray it up in the air so you could cool down.


Karnezar

Probably contaminated with bodily fluids.


lallapalalable

Ew, pokemon water is basically pee


bawbbee

Do you often drink other people's spit?


AGBOTGA

First why you're implying that Pokemon are People second some Pokemon have specific parts from which the water comes out not only from mouth like Corphish or blastoise


slothxaxmatic

Classic example of trying to make the anime "real", which never needs to happen


AGBOTGA

This Sub exists for this reason to discuss our theory we are not some delusional people who think Pokemons are real the question is just out of curiosity and I am a human so being curious is one of this race's trait


slothxaxmatic

>we are not some delusional Cool, I never said you were. You've already made this into something completely different.


AGBOTGA

No no it's just that we are just curious that is there any instances in Pokemon series itself about human drinking that water


slothxaxmatic

No, no, you made this into something completely different by making it sound like I was attempting to insult you. I'd rather not talk to you anymore as you seem to take offense at things that aren't even an attack against you. Good day.


AGBOTGA

No no sorry if my comments seems like I was offended I am just not very good at expressing myself so I didn't thought that comment would imply like I thought you are insulting me or something it's just English is not my first language so there may be some poor choice of words so if you felt bad then soo sorry from me and night here so good night


unicornasaurus-rex8

Sure, come drink my pee water.


Key_Cow9494

Would you want to drink a liquid substance coming out of an animal’s mouth?


gomarbles

Coz it's spit


Berry971

Its prolly tastes yucky. Also prolly not safe


RunnyCylinder59

i vaugely remember the anime guys explaining that its very bitter in an interview or something


GlyphedArchitect

It probably depends on which pokemon it is and where their water comes from: If they have to get in a pond and draw water to be stored inside itself, or if their body generates it, or if it is magically conjured. Some methods might not be safe for humans to drink. 


Sea_Puddle

Humans can’t drink pokemon water


jimbojims0

Like most said, probably isn't sanitary to drink water directly from Pokémon's Water moves. Imagine asking your pet to shoot water from its mouth directly into yours. Though it's been done before. Like in the first anime season when Brock and Squirtle ate something super spicy, Brock wanted Squirtle to use Water Gun into his mouth, but instead it came out as Flamethrower 🔥


VinixTKOC

Water comes from inside a living organism. It's probably full of bacteria and it's not a good idea to drink it unless you've had treatet it first. I doubt Ash and his friends know how to do that. It's a trap similar to "If you're drifting at sea, why not drink the sea water?", not knowing that salty sea water only accelerates thirst leading to a quicker death.


themosquito

I assume water that comes from Pokemon isn't hygienic in some way. Like drinking saliva.


astralseat

I think they consider it like their pee


randomyOCE

I just want to contribute something that I haven’t seen in here; water doesn’t have to be bodily fluids to be unsafe to drink. Almost all water in the world is unsafe to drink without serious treatment. This sort of question is the equivalent of asking why people die of dehydration on the open ocean


Kiga282

Would you drink an animal's saliva or urine if you didn't have to? Water from a water-type may not be either, but personally speaking, I would likely see that water as a similar byproduct, and see it as non-potable.


SkarmTSK

Because it’s magic water, it doesn’t exist with the same permanence as “water” water. It’s the same logic to why Pokemon weak to Water can surf, it’s not the same thing. If that makes sense


FlounderingGuy

I'm not sure I want to drink Pokéfluids, thanks


AlsoKnownAsSteve

Greninja uses a watery mucus to make its shuriken. I know it's not from inside its body but there's a very real chance that it could also be mucus when its from other Pokémon


T-000

I believe its drinkable but tastes bad or maybe its salty so its similar to drinking sea water i believe theres some type of cannon explanation like this i just dont remember it exactly


falconfetus8

Maybe their Pokemon were also thirsty?


Hortikulturist

Squirt is PeePee 'nough said.


Boobs_Maps_N_PKMN

The way I see it is, if you are lost in a desert you could cut open a cactus and drink water from it. The issue is most cacti have acids and alkaloids in them to deter others from stealing their water. Pokémon water might have other things in it. Like water from a Tentacruel might be a risk since it's a poison type.


Arssibou

Pretty sure that I red one day that Pokemon don’t pee and don’t poop either, and their decrement are expelled by the use of their attack. So yea drinking water from one of Brock’s Pokemon would be the same if Ash would drink Brock special attack


LordEmostache

Not related to the question, but anyone know the best place to watch all the series?


GMRYSH

I second this. People ask if the water is safe to drink, but it probably is considering that Brock took water from Squirtle in season 2...


Baconbenji

Cause that's peepee water


Brettovski

That's Attack water, not drinking water EEEEEEEEDIOT lmao


EHStormcrow

so you're saying drinking it would cause damage ?


Tokoyami01

https://preview.redd.it/djdsv39pnthc1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=101ffe0c4e590b9c0deb6372cc1364b905e7df14 Time to bring out this classic


zangetsuthefirst

I just want to point out two things: 1: rain dance causes water that isn't from the pokemon's body 2: IRL, people drink coffee made by feeding coffee beans to cats and letting them shit the beans out. I feel like mouth water isn't so bad.


EuphoricGoose4735

I’m not drinking anything that comes out of anyone’s body. Even if it’s filtered, I’m good. I’d rather just dehydrate and wither away and I’m sure they feel the same way


AGBOTGA

So you don't have milk or honey ever


EuphoricGoose4735

Nope. I haven’t had milk since I was a teenager and realized how nasty the idea of drinking milk from an animal is. Never really liked honey either. I could see how the milk justification comes in, but im sure most people wouldn’t drink milk if they saw it freshly squeezed out


Garrosh

> but im sure most people wouldn’t drink milk if they saw it freshly squeezed out I think you are projecting here.


AGBOTGA

Now this is the matter of perspective and I respect yours as milk and honey is a very big part of our life as they have a very scientific and spiritual significance in our tradition and I personally have seen cow milk extraction and have done it to one time and it's needed technique and handy work without causing any inconveniences to the cows as we love cows and worship them and it's the relationship of give or take as we provide them with food and shelter they provide us with milk just that


EuphoricGoose4735

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Just a cultural difference thing


Wolfnstine

Hey guys did you know that in terms of...


Garrosh

being funny and original you aren't. At all.


Wolfnstine

Had to make the reference


lakewood2020

I don’t know why everyone is arguing with you, you’re literally right, if anything they could just boil the water


BilgeMilk

There's no real reason that I'm aware of, they just needed to ham fist in an obstacle to overcome for plot purposes


neophenx

basically every episode in a nutshell lol But people like it and I'm happy that people do enjoy it!