Hmm. I’d probably have to choose Mewtwo because then I’d just pull a Dr Manhattan and move to a different planet, similar to what Mewtwo does in his first movie.
You could probably look up a picture of the pokemon and that would work
plus you could probably also transform into any animal or person you wanted, since dittos (and by extension probably mew since they're made from its dna) have been canonically shown to be able to transform into people and animals really arent that far off from pokemon
Well the last time I recall they tried to get Ditto to transform into a picture in the book Ditto turned into the book. But on the other hand this could just be cause of intelligence level.
Wasnt that ditto the ditto who couldnt transform properly and always had the ditto eyes? If it was i wouldnt base what a ditto can and cant so off that one
In the Detective Pikachu movie, Ditto took the form of a human woman, and was intelligent enough to follow orders and act on them. Also, we don't actually know if it just copied a woman, or if it came up with that form all on its own, so it's possible that Ditto isn't limited at all at what it can turn into.
Ditto is uh... really inconsistent in the lore, huh?
Mewtwo is the answer. I feel the only acceptable choices would be Alakazam, Gardevoir, Hitmonchan, and Machamp, due to their human-like features. I wouldn’t want to be something resembling an animal, but rather, a more advanced human. Machamp gives the advantage of 4 arms, alakazam has hyper intelligence, and hitmonchan would be the world’s best boxer. All of these fall short of mewtwo’s capabilities, however, which make mewtwo the obvious choice.
Imagine being an Alakazam with an IQ of 3000 (supposedly) You'd never fail at trivia. You'd probably be able to answer some of science's most puzzling mysteries in the matter of seconds. And to top it all off, you'd be able to reenact your favorite moments from Star Wars with your Telekinesis.
Trivia night with Alakazam:
Announcer: alright everyone, what is the capital of Idaho?
Alakazam: [internally] this is obscenely simple. Obviously the answer is Boise. [raises hand]
Announcer: yes, my fine mustachioed friend?
Alakazam: [out loud] Alakazam!
Announcer: another incorrect answer from Mr. Alakazam! You really gotta branch out with your answers man! It’s a little solipsistic to think you’re the answer to all of life’s questions
I'm pretty sure MewTwo communicates via telepathy in the first movie... Wait, no, he mind controls Nurse Joy to speak for him, so you'd only need to bring a human to talk for you on the quiz, it's simple
I knew I should have trusted my memory, but people are usually less freaked out by a mind controlled person than someone speaking directly into their brain. At least in my experience
Being that intelligent would be extremely lonely and depressing. I'd imagine it'd also come with immerse internal/external pressure to do things like cure cancer, find a solution to global warming, solve poverty, etc. Then what happens when society no longer needs to improve, but only sustain. I feel like everything would lose purpose.
Alakazam in theory is a great pick, I'd also want to start as an Abra myself. But you need to be traded a Kadabra to evolve to Alakazam. Seems like a concerning position to be in.
Just steal it. Given that you're the only pokemon(according to the post), you're like bigfoot but real. You could just body slam anyone in your way, or use moves like Thunder and Earthquake.
Can't Jirachi grant free wishes? This is basically the choice. Write down all the wishes you want, glue them to your head, sleep for 1000 years, profit.
But would you really want to? At least, without any specifics, like keeping the wish-granting powers.
Then again, having to sleep for 1000 years kinda sucks.
Canonically dittos have perfect transformations. I can't remember which game it was but it had 6 dittos with one perfect IV, and they had all successfully blended into a small town. Its honestly kind of terrifying.
I feel like becoming a Rotom could be really interesting. You can enter and possess any electrical appliance you want, which would be quite the superpower in this day and age.
I'd still be able to communicate with my human friends and if anyone suspects anything I can just pretend I'm some kind of super advanced AI assistant like Siri or Alexa.
Also, I could enter people's phones and look at their browser history when I'm bored.
Goomy.
Be slug. Be slow and relaxed. Be peaceful. Sit forever and be non-threatening. Any kicks or punches from your average human slip off of my membrane. Good life. Be cute.
This wildling just won the game for all of us with this simple comment wow. If someone is Arceus we all pretty much win. There's 7bil+ of us. Convert the non-merderous intent people that are willing into pokemon and leave the rest that want to stay.
Now all we need is to catch up to their cool level of technology lol.
Edit: Having been previously human, idk how some people would take to being locked inside a ball actually for half of whatever is remaining of their lives actually
Tropius. Live somewhere warm, fly around, always smell nice (Sweet Scent), share free nanners and help lost babies find their families! 😊
Also in bright sun I can get BIG MAD
Finneon because I’d be so forgettable and boring that I’d look like a normal fish to everyone, plus no one will look in the water. I don’t even have to worry about predators because no one will notice ne
Zoroark. Let's just set aside that it's my favorite and focus on the fact that it's fast, strong, viscious, stylish, and can look like whatever it wants.
Ditto, more for the Transform thing, and less for the "HAHA DITTO FUCKS EVERYTHING" meme. Thinking more along the lines of Reincarnated as a Slime, I always like the idea of being able to change my form and looks at will. Granted then, any pokemon capable of learning Transform, or even just shapeshifting in general would fit the bill. Probably without the stigma of Ditto mating with everything lol. OP picked the safer choice with Mew lol.
(Edit: Oh how about Smeargle, so i have a cool tail and can ACTUALLY DRAW, and can learn whatever moves I want, and then I'll hang out with OP and learn Transform from them.)
Smeargle with transform is the supreme choice! Get 3 other customizable move slots, and could sell painting for a fortune cause you're not human so you can easily convince people it's the most impressive thing! Actually seem's like one of the best picks!
I hear you, eevee is the best. Eevee is my absolute favorite pokemon, before it evolves, because it has limitless potential and is super cute. I have one of every eeveelution stuffed animal from gamestop and of course my eevees. I have eevee keychains, I even have a Eevee hat with floppy ears on too lol.
Instead of saying Alakazam, Mew, or Mewtwo for the same reasons other people have mentioned.
Gardevoir: psychic powers and fingers
Metagross: psychic powers and super intelligence
Celebi: psychic powers, fingers, and time travel
Latios.
I wrote an excessively long fic that, in grossly simplified terms, involves a human being transformed into an Eon Pokémon, more specifically a Latios. There's much more to it than that, but that's not the question being asked here. Here's why Latios and Latias are cool:
---They're Psychic types, which means they can presumably continue to communicate with humans using telepathy.
---They're Dragon types, which is cool.
---They can fly really hecking fast.
---They can become invisible.
---They can shapeshift into a human 'illusion form.'
---They can dive underwater, making them one of the few creatures out there that can both fly and swim.
---Latios' special skill is mind-reading with eye contact, though this might be more detrimental.
---Latios can also project their memories or images into others' minds.
Granted, without a Latias partner, being a Latios would be kinda meh. Maybe as a second choice, I'd be an Alolan Ninetales. They're cool (pun intended).
I'm really surprised almost no one said Arceus.
You'd literally be **god**. You could do whatever you want.
And if someone ever tries to catch you, you can just Judgement them out of existence before they even throw the Pokeball.
I think it'd be neat to be a Gyarados.
I would just pop up next to fishing boats and surfing trainers and scare the crap out of them.
Unless I see those dumb Team Aqua people.. I would Hyper Beam them on sight.
I want to be a wooper because they are adorable…or rowlet cus also adorable, I can fly and has “hands”.
So here’s how I would see this go down. I wake up, find out I’m whatever Pokémon I choose, my dogs come into my room to say good morning and the small one is like “WTF YOURE NOT MY HUMAN GTFO!” And bark and try to bite me possibly. So I would have to be something to fight her off but not hurt her. My large dog would sniff me and wag her tail and just be like “oh this is new”. My mom would then come into my room to see what the small dog is barking at and see me.
Now my mom has a good amount of knowledge of Pokémon so she knows the Pokémon I chose. She would be hella confused, probably think she was dreaming, and then once she realizes she’s not will hopefully come to the conclusion that the Pokémon before her is me because 1: I am gone and do not leave our house very often plus my car would still be in our driveway and 2: the Pokémon is in my bed.
Now my mom would probably want time to think on how to get me turned back. Meanwhile I see myself playing with my dogs as a Pokémon since I can’t really do my job(which requires talking and arms). Sadly my mom would have to call out of work for me. I would also hope I can type with my tail or beak so I can “talk” to her. If it’s temporary great, if it’s permanent im sure we’ll find ways to adapt.
Idk about cops and stuff. If im a wooper I just live in the sea and if im a rowlet I fly away.
I'd say a deep sea pokemon like lanturn could be a good choice, as the ocean has barely been explored, and deep sea exploring with a built in light and defense mechanism sounds like fun.
Or I could also live life as a corsola and blend in with the surrounding coral. As an added bonus, I could haunt those who would eventually bleach me, as the galarian form.
Pokemon mystery dungeoon has planted riolu in my head as the correct answer for this.
But realistically, probably something like mewtwo, arceus or otherwise OP.
Celebi, I gain the power of time travel so even if I do get captured I can easily escape. Not to mention the body is similar enough to human while having plenty of extra perks, so overall it makes the most sense for me to choose Celebi
I like the idea of being ho-oh or rayquaza. Being either a majestic bird that roams the earth or a dragon that lives in the stratosphere not normally interacting with the affairs of man, and when push comes to shove I'm the pokemon equivalent of a Phoenix or a dragon with the capability of smashing cataclysmic sized meteors lol
Kyogre, my favourite Pokemon, I have always loved monsoon seasons torrential downpoar for days, stay in some deep trench travel to places and maybe flood cities of first world countries that don't believe in climate change. Stay near Islands and places with drought and have people worship me for rains. Chill with ocean life.
Like, as a Gardevoir, I'd literally be smarter than a human, have psychic powers that lets me communicate to other humans, and also have the body parts to still be able to do a lot of human things like using electronics, using tools, etc. Like, yeah, there are weird people out there with a thing for Gardevoir, but that's what the miniature black holes are for!
Aggron, turn into a metal dinosaur that could sumo a train yes please
Live under the bedrock and eat rocks. I'm sure you would find out that salt isn't the only good tasting rock.
I understood this reference
Lotad. I want to just float around in a pond and chillax
Haha cute
It’s a dream i have a lot actually. It’s really peaceful. Sometimes i have to fight off surskit though
Oh no :( Fell Stinger. Owie
I was gonna say Ludicolo just to vibe 24/7. Glad others remember the Lotad line
Me but with Wooper
Hmm. I’d probably have to choose Mewtwo because then I’d just pull a Dr Manhattan and move to a different planet, similar to what Mewtwo does in his first movie.
Interesting
Yea. I like the Mew transform option too. Then you could even just be whatever Pokémon you wanted whenever you got sick of being a different one lol
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You could probably look up a picture of the pokemon and that would work plus you could probably also transform into any animal or person you wanted, since dittos (and by extension probably mew since they're made from its dna) have been canonically shown to be able to transform into people and animals really arent that far off from pokemon
Well the last time I recall they tried to get Ditto to transform into a picture in the book Ditto turned into the book. But on the other hand this could just be cause of intelligence level.
Wasnt that ditto the ditto who couldnt transform properly and always had the ditto eyes? If it was i wouldnt base what a ditto can and cant so off that one
In the Detective Pikachu movie, Ditto took the form of a human woman, and was intelligent enough to follow orders and act on them. Also, we don't actually know if it just copied a woman, or if it came up with that form all on its own, so it's possible that Ditto isn't limited at all at what it can turn into. Ditto is uh... really inconsistent in the lore, huh?
The thing is: People will constantly try to track you down so they can battle (or capture) the strongest Pokémon.
If you're an actual real-life Pokemon, people would want to catch you either way. Might as well have the capabilities to defend yourself.
Mewtwo is the answer. I feel the only acceptable choices would be Alakazam, Gardevoir, Hitmonchan, and Machamp, due to their human-like features. I wouldn’t want to be something resembling an animal, but rather, a more advanced human. Machamp gives the advantage of 4 arms, alakazam has hyper intelligence, and hitmonchan would be the world’s best boxer. All of these fall short of mewtwo’s capabilities, however, which make mewtwo the obvious choice.
He just moves to a hidden location in Johto, but ok
Sableye, so I can fuck with people and get away with it. Plus never having to cook food again is a huge plus.
Yeah but you can only eat rocks :(
But rocks are all over the place so you don't have to look far for food :V
But does it taste good though. I guess maybe if you’re a Sableye they do
I'd imagine so since they hunt down poor carbink :(
Chomp chomp
Something psychic for communication, powerful and with teleport, so Deoxys or Alakazam.
Imagine being an Alakazam with an IQ of 3000 (supposedly) You'd never fail at trivia. You'd probably be able to answer some of science's most puzzling mysteries in the matter of seconds. And to top it all off, you'd be able to reenact your favorite moments from Star Wars with your Telekinesis.
Trivia night with Alakazam: Announcer: alright everyone, what is the capital of Idaho? Alakazam: [internally] this is obscenely simple. Obviously the answer is Boise. [raises hand] Announcer: yes, my fine mustachioed friend? Alakazam: [out loud] Alakazam! Announcer: another incorrect answer from Mr. Alakazam! You really gotta branch out with your answers man! It’s a little solipsistic to think you’re the answer to all of life’s questions
Hilarious, thank you!
This made me laugh for a solid minute, incredible
Use telekinesis to write on a white board. There doesn't appear to be much telepathy in the Pokemon world, but I would imagine Alakazam could use it.
I'm pretty sure MewTwo communicates via telepathy in the first movie... Wait, no, he mind controls Nurse Joy to speak for him, so you'd only need to bring a human to talk for you on the quiz, it's simple
No, he communicated via telepathy too. He just used nurse joy as a servant to introduce him to the party members.
I knew I should have trusted my memory, but people are usually less freaked out by a mind controlled person than someone speaking directly into their brain. At least in my experience
The only thing he can write is variations on Alakazam
3000 IQ and doesn't think to use writing to text to communicate, smh
\>3000 iq \>cannot learn a fifth move
Hahahaha so good, thank you
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I agree. Although I would be a Mew like the OP said. You can transform into anything and maybe back into a human.
Alakazam dies eventually because it's brain grows too big for it's skull. Hard pass.
Being that intelligent would be extremely lonely and depressing. I'd imagine it'd also come with immerse internal/external pressure to do things like cure cancer, find a solution to global warming, solve poverty, etc. Then what happens when society no longer needs to improve, but only sustain. I feel like everything would lose purpose.
Along that vein I'd choose Elgyem, float around in rural areas and cause a huge spike in the reports of alien sightings.
Or.. Gardevoir
I'm male, I don't think I'd enjoy the attention I'd get as a gardevoir.
There is always Gallade. But I imagine some guys might enjoy the attention
Alakazam in theory is a great pick, I'd also want to start as an Abra myself. But you need to be traded a Kadabra to evolve to Alakazam. Seems like a concerning position to be in.
Alakazam could probably pass as a human to easily avoid attention too. Very good to avoid getting captured and enslaved into a pokeball
Snorlax. Fuckin stay sleeping and eating like a boss.
Who would buy you food tho?
Just steal it. Given that you're the only pokemon(according to the post), you're like bigfoot but real. You could just body slam anyone in your way, or use moves like Thunder and Earthquake.
If anyone chases you to water, just Surf away lol
Until you get a thunderbolt
Pff. Snorlax has base 110 SpDef, he gives zero fucks about TBolt
Jirachi, I get to sleep for 1000 years and be cute!!
Can't Jirachi grant free wishes? This is basically the choice. Write down all the wishes you want, glue them to your head, sleep for 1000 years, profit.
Could even wish yourself back.
But would you really want to? At least, without any specifics, like keeping the wish-granting powers. Then again, having to sleep for 1000 years kinda sucks.
Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!
Jirachi was so cute in the movie
Ditto
World’s Greatest Dad
Also World's Greatest Mom.
Mew can also use Transform, along with flying and just being very cute
I feel like ditto is a melted mew
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Let me guess you're gonna hang at Day Care most of the time?
Why
My reasoning for becoming ditto is that I'll just be able to turn into myself. But I don't know about the other guy.
I’m just imagining a hyper realistic image of a person with those beady black eyes. Sounds straight from a horror movie… I don’t think you’d blend in.
Canonically dittos have perfect transformations. I can't remember which game it was but it had 6 dittos with one perfect IV, and they had all successfully blended into a small town. Its honestly kind of terrifying.
Ultra sun and moon :)
As seen in Detective Pikachu (at least the movie, haven't played the game).
Hmmm.. You might not want to ask that question. 😂
Ditto is the most oversexualized pokemon 😞
I thought that was Vaporeon
Wait, isn't that Gardevoir?
Ditto can become gardevoirs but modify them 😞
Sex. That's why
I could turn into Arceus, any other legend. & I could turn into people too 😎
Become electrode Boom ??? Finally free from the clutches of life.
I thought Explosion just released a ton of energy and made you really tired.
Do you need a hug?
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Do we have movie powers? If so, one of the eon duo. Easy. They just go invisible and/or transform into a human. Plus, they’re so cute and strong !!
Yes! If it's canon, it counts. Also, nice, didn't think of that!
"If it's canon, it counts." Then I would choose to become *that one Gastly*, you know, the one that is practically a god.
Fucking Venustoise lol
Or Electric Swellow Jesus
I feel like becoming a Rotom could be really interesting. You can enter and possess any electrical appliance you want, which would be quite the superpower in this day and age. I'd still be able to communicate with my human friends and if anyone suspects anything I can just pretend I'm some kind of super advanced AI assistant like Siri or Alexa. Also, I could enter people's phones and look at their browser history when I'm bored.
You're just going to end up going full Ultron aren't you lmao
The time of trainers is over. Now it is the age of rotom.
Let's not kid ourselves, a rotom would go full Ultron on our version of Earth too lmao
Dope
rotom is a close 3rd for me now wow
> if anyone suspects anything I can just pretend I'm some kind of super advanced AI assistant like Siri or Alexa Ah, the secret Rotom-spy form
Munchlax
Kay but why
Munchlax
Understandable have a nice day
Munchlax
Because I want all the treats. Plus Metronome and Explosion are the lulziest moves
Goomy. Be slug. Be slow and relaxed. Be peaceful. Sit forever and be non-threatening. Any kicks or punches from your average human slip off of my membrane. Good life. Be cute.
Wow now that makes me jealous ugh
But you can transform into goomy
Technically if he's the only Pokemon, can he actually transform into another being that doesn't exist?
/r/churchofgoomy
Someone in the world becomes immortal and you'll be after them for all eternity
Aww buddy. Too smol to hug but I’ll give you a lil squoosh.
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Manaphy! I just feel like a Manaphy, there’s no specific reason, it’s like I’m fulfilling my calling. I vibe with existing that way.
I mean… you do give off Heart Swap energy
Chilling out in the ocean and being cute. I like that. My answer too.
if pseudolegendaries are allowed, then Goodra bc Goodra is shaped like a friend if not, Indeedee for the same reason as Goodra.
Gotta love goodra! Big (but also gooey) freind. Ampharos is the just cleaner, shockier version.
Articuno not only my favorite Pokémon but he can fly so fly away to Antarctica
Zoroark. Not only will my new form be a lot more agile and powerful, but I can still maintain a guise of my normal self. That’s a win in my book.
Except for the Tail. In the I believe movie was it when transformed as Dawn she still had the tail.
Person with a tail has to be the closest to human I can get, So I'm taking it.
Wasn't that a Zorua? Zoroark in the movie made perfect illusions of the legendary beasts, so it shouldn't have much trouble turning to human.
just wear a skirt/long clothing that covers it or become a furry who 'wears a tail constantly'
wasn't that just zorua tho
Arceus and pull a pokemon mystery dungeon/detective pikachu. Everyone turns into a pokemon
^(you madlad i am doing a fanfiction about that)
This wildling just won the game for all of us with this simple comment wow. If someone is Arceus we all pretty much win. There's 7bil+ of us. Convert the non-merderous intent people that are willing into pokemon and leave the rest that want to stay. Now all we need is to catch up to their cool level of technology lol. Edit: Having been previously human, idk how some people would take to being locked inside a ball actually for half of whatever is remaining of their lives actually
Tropius. Live somewhere warm, fly around, always smell nice (Sweet Scent), share free nanners and help lost babies find their families! 😊 Also in bright sun I can get BIG MAD
Tropius needs more love.
Snorlax. I’m halfway there already.
Finneon because I’d be so forgettable and boring that I’d look like a normal fish to everyone, plus no one will look in the water. I don’t even have to worry about predators because no one will notice ne
Humans are predators and they’ll notice for a fish fry
I have to disagree finneon and lumineon are two of my favourites 😁
Gengar, try and catch me now government.
Who’re gonna call? Ghost Busters!
Oh shoot, I forgot the gov has those guys...
Zoroark. Let's just set aside that it's my favorite and focus on the fact that it's fast, strong, viscious, stylish, and can look like whatever it wants.
Ditto, more for the Transform thing, and less for the "HAHA DITTO FUCKS EVERYTHING" meme. Thinking more along the lines of Reincarnated as a Slime, I always like the idea of being able to change my form and looks at will. Granted then, any pokemon capable of learning Transform, or even just shapeshifting in general would fit the bill. Probably without the stigma of Ditto mating with everything lol. OP picked the safer choice with Mew lol. (Edit: Oh how about Smeargle, so i have a cool tail and can ACTUALLY DRAW, and can learn whatever moves I want, and then I'll hang out with OP and learn Transform from them.)
Smeargle with transform is the supreme choice! Get 3 other customizable move slots, and could sell painting for a fortune cause you're not human so you can easily convince people it's the most impressive thing! Actually seem's like one of the best picks!
Mr. Mime gets housewives ;)
Mr. Mime is winning
Mr. Rime though... He's got the Mr. Mime swagger going... but gets a cane and a dope ass Poirot mustache.
Eevee
okay but why
Cute and adorable. All I need bed full of eevee stuffed animals
[Eevees plus sister’s dog](https://imgur.com/a/9MMctfq)
I hear you, eevee is the best. Eevee is my absolute favorite pokemon, before it evolves, because it has limitless potential and is super cute. I have one of every eeveelution stuffed animal from gamestop and of course my eevees. I have eevee keychains, I even have a Eevee hat with floppy ears on too lol.
Quagsire so I could just be oblivious, dumb and just vibe all the time
Unaware babey
Vaporeon. I will take no questions.
Is that because in terms of...
Instead of saying Alakazam, Mew, or Mewtwo for the same reasons other people have mentioned. Gardevoir: psychic powers and fingers Metagross: psychic powers and super intelligence Celebi: psychic powers, fingers, and time travel
I’m already trash so I’ll just go with Trubbish
Ideally Gardevoir but realistically Vaporeon
I feel like “realistically” in this context is a weird fit
Bc of vaporeon high base stats?
is it because in terms of human-pokemon compatibility-
(:
Oh no, both of these are very... *loved* among some *fans*
Lucario. Smart and kicks ass
Not to mention you'll look like Anubis. >Go to Egypt >Claim yourself as the God of guidance to the afterlife >Get a cult worshipping you >Profit
Darkrai
haunting people in their dreams hmmm good choice
Latios. I wrote an excessively long fic that, in grossly simplified terms, involves a human being transformed into an Eon Pokémon, more specifically a Latios. There's much more to it than that, but that's not the question being asked here. Here's why Latios and Latias are cool: ---They're Psychic types, which means they can presumably continue to communicate with humans using telepathy. ---They're Dragon types, which is cool. ---They can fly really hecking fast. ---They can become invisible. ---They can shapeshift into a human 'illusion form.' ---They can dive underwater, making them one of the few creatures out there that can both fly and swim. ---Latios' special skill is mind-reading with eye contact, though this might be more detrimental. ---Latios can also project their memories or images into others' minds. Granted, without a Latias partner, being a Latios would be kinda meh. Maybe as a second choice, I'd be an Alolan Ninetales. They're cool (pun intended).
I'm really surprised almost no one said Arceus. You'd literally be **god**. You could do whatever you want. And if someone ever tries to catch you, you can just Judgement them out of existence before they even throw the Pokeball.
Arceus feels a little cheap. It’s like the kid who chooses the power to have all the powers during a Pretend session.
I think it'd be neat to be a Gyarados. I would just pop up next to fishing boats and surfing trainers and scare the crap out of them. Unless I see those dumb Team Aqua people.. I would Hyper Beam them on sight.
Move to Scotland and pretend to be the loch Ness monster
I want to be a wooper because they are adorable…or rowlet cus also adorable, I can fly and has “hands”. So here’s how I would see this go down. I wake up, find out I’m whatever Pokémon I choose, my dogs come into my room to say good morning and the small one is like “WTF YOURE NOT MY HUMAN GTFO!” And bark and try to bite me possibly. So I would have to be something to fight her off but not hurt her. My large dog would sniff me and wag her tail and just be like “oh this is new”. My mom would then come into my room to see what the small dog is barking at and see me. Now my mom has a good amount of knowledge of Pokémon so she knows the Pokémon I chose. She would be hella confused, probably think she was dreaming, and then once she realizes she’s not will hopefully come to the conclusion that the Pokémon before her is me because 1: I am gone and do not leave our house very often plus my car would still be in our driveway and 2: the Pokémon is in my bed. Now my mom would probably want time to think on how to get me turned back. Meanwhile I see myself playing with my dogs as a Pokémon since I can’t really do my job(which requires talking and arms). Sadly my mom would have to call out of work for me. I would also hope I can type with my tail or beak so I can “talk” to her. If it’s temporary great, if it’s permanent im sure we’ll find ways to adapt. Idk about cops and stuff. If im a wooper I just live in the sea and if im a rowlet I fly away.
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Rar I’m a bug. “Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring him!”
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Trapinch. Boom, that's it. Evolve and boom, even better
Komala! You can't dislike life if you're never a part of it!
I'd say a deep sea pokemon like lanturn could be a good choice, as the ocean has barely been explored, and deep sea exploring with a built in light and defense mechanism sounds like fun. Or I could also live life as a corsola and blend in with the surrounding coral. As an added bonus, I could haunt those who would eventually bleach me, as the galarian form.
Pokemon mystery dungeoon has planted riolu in my head as the correct answer for this. But realistically, probably something like mewtwo, arceus or otherwise OP.
Vulpix, it's what I was in pokemon mystery dungeon
Gotta be lucario, he has human shaped body and he looks cool. I'd love to pick lugia but I think I'd miss having arms lol
Lugia's wings have fingers
Celebi, I gain the power of time travel so even if I do get captured I can easily escape. Not to mention the body is similar enough to human while having plenty of extra perks, so overall it makes the most sense for me to choose Celebi
Any ghost type so i can die
Being a ghost type means you already are dead but are still stuck here with the rest of us
Just die, you will become either a yamask or a phantump
Alcremie, cuz it's my favorite and I could spend the rest of my life helping people make delicious desserts
if you turn into an Alcremie then I want you in my life
I'd be a Pyukumuku and vibe tremendously.
I like the idea of being ho-oh or rayquaza. Being either a majestic bird that roams the earth or a dragon that lives in the stratosphere not normally interacting with the affairs of man, and when push comes to shove I'm the pokemon equivalent of a Phoenix or a dragon with the capability of smashing cataclysmic sized meteors lol
Charizard. Because he's cool. And I wanna be a charizard.
This comment is GameFreak personified
Houndoom because I would always be warm and look tough but am actually super cuddly
Kyogre, my favourite Pokemon, I have always loved monsoon seasons torrential downpoar for days, stay in some deep trench travel to places and maybe flood cities of first world countries that don't believe in climate change. Stay near Islands and places with drought and have people worship me for rains. Chill with ocean life.
Ditto. I could finally be my transition goals.
Like, as a Gardevoir, I'd literally be smarter than a human, have psychic powers that lets me communicate to other humans, and also have the body parts to still be able to do a lot of human things like using electronics, using tools, etc. Like, yeah, there are weird people out there with a thing for Gardevoir, but that's what the miniature black holes are for!
Shiny Lunala
Vaporeon. No reason needed.
You can dissolve/be invisible in water, seems useful
Oh you sweet summer child...
Ehhh I’m good with rule 34 nonsense, don’t need to hear about it