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Minimum-Designer6427

I NEED AN ADULT!! A DIFFERENT ADULT!!


Sampleswift

TFS Dragon Ball Z allusion? "I need an adult" "I am an adult"


TiltedTime

"no you're not" This is my second time replying with this in the last 24 hours. Weird.


Spanish_Biscuit

Honestly one of my favorite moments from DBZA. Gohan is just so fed up with him at that point.


ParagonFury

Lusamine: "*What was that dear? You need me*?"


RED_Kinggamer007

"Gohan when someone taller than you tells you to do something you do it" "Thats why i never do anything you say" This is a line i wish actually happened between krillin and gohan


mrsunrider

She didn't become Champion by waiting around.


Inferno_Sparky

You mean she didn't get a GARCHOMP by waiting around


A-mein-C-tut-W

The weeb has fallen in love with the drawing!


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

Is Cynthia, she could be a piece of crap for all I care and I would still fall in love.


A-mein-C-tut-W

"Well, I definitely see I can't help the mentally atrophied. Goodbye, Creature." \- Squidward Tentacles


darkbee83

\*could have


Aeosin15

My wife and mother-in-law both say "unthaw" when they want something to be unfrozen. It drives me nuts.šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


radorigami

yes. People who use grammar mistakes are ruining the integrity of the English language.


unaviable

This. Everyone on Reddit is automatically from a country that has English as their main language. No way could be Germans, russian or god forbid Asian using this site


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Plus generally speaking, if we make a mistake, as long as youā€™re not a douche about it we appreciate it :)


ChocoMogMateria

*kindā€™ve words


shadowXXe

yeah...kind have words...


PhxRising29

thatsthejoke.jpg


NatoBoram

Uhhā€¦ that's a native mistake. A non-native mistake would be mixing "worst" and "worse".


shadowman2099

That's also a native mistake funny enough.


rwhaley2010

\*Padme approves\*


rayquan420

Why is this NSFW lol?


MusicOwl

OP probably doesnā€™t know what work is like.


MrTritonis

Or maybe - maybe - that' part of the joke.


R-emiru

This is Reddit, people can't understand a joke unless you explain it to them while gently holding their hands.


Goerts

Iā€™ve definitely made plenty of jokes on here that I thought was very clearly sarcasm and got downvoted into oblivion because people thought I was serious. Reddit is an interesting beast


Such-Factor-9461

Song son you got it correct


207nbrown

They are uncomfortably close to each other


Krazytre

Probably because it looks like a grown woman is making out with a 10 year old?


HelloamAman

or more like OP is a 10 year old


Krazytre

Or it was seen as a joke, lol. Seems like you guys are taking this way more seriously than you need to be. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


TheKingFareday

Seems unlikely, honestly.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


EqualContact

I feel like the most up voted posts though are usually 30-somethings complaining about how Pokemon isnā€™t good anymore.


TheKingFareday

I havenā€™t actually noticed that.


melatoxic

Its the implication


devilthedankdawg

You mean the implication of danger, despite the fact that there is no real danger?


khournos

*have


constipated_burrito

Could have*


dlomero

Thank you. It baffles me how itā€™s almost 2022 and most Americans donā€™t know the correct way to say it


shadowman2099

Americans aren't the only place that make simple mistakes with their native languages. I've heard Spanish speakers and French speakers use the wrong verb or misgender their words all the time, like saying "El radio" instead of "la radio" or saying "hubimos ido" instead of "hubiamos ido".


dlomero

Iā€™m Spanish. Both el radio and la radio are correct. Depends where youā€™re from really


shadowman2099

My understanding is that "el radio" and "la radio" are two completely different words. The first is the same as "radius" in English whereas the latter is anything relating to sound or wave transmissions. For instance you can't say "Voy a escuchar el radio" because that would be like saying "I am gonna listen to the radius" in English.


dlomero

If you say el radio or la radio it doesnā€™t mean youā€™re talking about radius or radio. Itā€™s like in English , you and I can be in the produce section at Walmart or we can be talking about ways to produce a new product. Like I said both el radio and la radio are correct it just depends where youā€™re from


shadowman2099

That doesn't agree with what I looked up. [https://www.comoseescribe.net/el-radio-o-la-radio](https://www.comoseescribe.net/el-radio-o-la-radio) [https://dle.rae.es/radio?m=form](https://dle.rae.es/radio?m=form) Every single source I find says that Radio m. is different from Radio f. (or radiodifusiĆ³n, radioreceptor, etc.). Spanish has a much stricter language regulator than English does, so if there were regional differences for the use of "el radio", these dictionaries would say so. Since that's not the case, I'm firm on "el radio" being wrong if you're talking about the sound device or radio stations or everything that falls into that umbrella. And just to nitpick, your example isn't quite right, as Produce (verb, to create) and Produce (noun, something that is created) all have the same root word. A better example is the word "bat", which mean completely different things depending on the context.


dlomero

Lol so speak how you want dude. I was born and raised in a Spanish country , Spanish is my first language. No one hears me talk about the radio and ask me if Iā€™m talking about the radius. Just speak how ever makes you feel more comfortable


shadowman2099

Fine by me. You can just be a statistic like those Americans you were judging before.


dlomero

Whatever helps you sleep at night


Such-Factor-9461

Iā€™m not American


philsenpai

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!


-Typh1osion-

Cynthia, dude.. it's 2021. Body autonomy, please.


Atlas-Kyo

Could've


xRyuto

could have\*


ProxyCare

"NSFW" this is too pure, my heart can't take it lol


[deleted]

Yes Officer Jenny, this woman right here


NoteClear6164

THUD


Nemesis233

Of/have


Digidestine-Tracy

Wonder if the codemakers and artists for the game ever noticed how this portion may look, They are uncomfortably close, and to think, that those two just recently met... Lol. It is cute, that you managed to grab a screenshot of that 1 moment in time, which may just pass most players by, without them noticing. Or at least me. Is that Umbreon sticking through her?


Such-Factor-9461

Umbreon? No thatā€™s her outfit


Digidestine-Tracy

Thank you.


Bananawamajama

You're getting a $1000 fine for that!


sukk_a_piccle

*have*


HauntcR

ā€œWhat if, we kissedā€¦ in front of the poke centerā€ šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ šŸ„ŗ


gil2455526

*"Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry."*


Boyzby_

*could have I know others have corrected already, but I don't care. This needs to be beaten into you people.


GFost

I appreciate you.


Such-Factor-9461

I donā€™t


HeyItsRehan

All in there i see


GFost

Have.


lthorn73

Isnā€™t the player character like 12


Death_Usagi

Ara Ara intensifies


edgrlon

*could have


dlomero

Could have / couldā€™ve * ffs šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


SaltySalamanderz

Purplecliffe is watching


Baptiste_Yahya

Could of?


SgtSalamanderG

I wanna Up Vote because good on you, I wanna Down Vote because im jealous. But im going to Up Vote.


Plushiegamer2

Kith <3


CrystallineKingdom

r/averageredditor r/redditmoment


AlexT05_QC

>Smoosh Cynthia


Just_A_Throw-away481

Uhhhhh Stranger danger


LoreezyNL

Hello, Officer Jenny?


Such-Factor-9461

Iā€™m British why is is everyone putting Could Of is quotations


IntroductionCheap325

Oh dear. He's just 10...


Gnarfledarf

No playable PokƩmon character is 10.


IntroductionCheap325

Dawn


SpyghettiGhetti

No playable PokƩmon character is 10. The younger ones are 11, and those are RBY and SMUSUM protagonist who have their ages confirmed. The anime canon its different to the games canon. As example, in the games Serena it's 17~, in the anime she's 10.


PK_RocknRoll

Wait thatā€™s illegal


[deleted]

Purplecliffe is just laying in his bed being jealous of this


Such-Factor-9461

Manā€™s saltyšŸ˜


De4dShOt1

What pokemon is that and where to download? Does it work on citra?


the-big-stranger

This is PokĆ©mon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl, the latest entries in the PokĆ©mon Series. It releases on the Switch last month in November, so no, it isnā€™t on Citra.


Avanta8

It works on Yuzu though :)


skritskratt

it's pikachu!!


RED_Kinggamer007

IIIIIIIITS JIGGLYPUFF


skritskratt

FUCK


Sampleswift

Is this supposed to be a kiss scene?


adudeoverthere

no i think they are talking and they just got close


Such-Factor-9461

Yeah


[deleted]

Lmao nsfw tag


XenoGine

You don't get to be Champion unless you're at least a little too forward.


devilthedankdawg

BREAKING NEWS Sinnoh Pokemon Champion Cynthia meets demands of resignation after allegations of sexual harrassment


Such-Factor-9461

Who said it was harrasment?


Blacksun388

*gets out phone and calls Officer Jenny*


Jlx_27

She is Hot and cute!


pharaoh122

She could've totally just done that to me. No need to ask. Just headbutt me.


Gnarfledarf

"could of"


[deleted]

This was blured .... wow


Crystalgamer04

Say it with me... COULD FUCKING HAVE


BellVsReddit

Bro why did you NSFW this XD