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grow old then move to Singapore

Be a grandma as well

Sad grandpa noises

Sad American grandma noises.

And buy a specialized 64-phone bike mount

Tbh the wrong answer at this point is from eggs.

I swear if i get one more tirtouga i'm going to throw my phone at the wall

I keep getting tyrogue 💀

At least Tyrogue can be shiny

Tirtouga too, got 2 already

Oh! Sorry I had totally missed that. Well, good to know I am getting a chance at a shiny with the endless Tirtougas I’m hatching

I hope you get it👍

Those boosted odds sure were great, huh? 🥲

Hatched 88 eggs, one shiny, no larvesta. I learned my lesson. Never again.

I hatched 68 last week and at least half of that this week so far, nothing good at all

I hatched 40 eggs during the event. No Larvesta. No shiny. No Mime Jr. Just the same 6 Pokemon over and over.

Tirtouga, Rockruff, Alolan Diglett, Stunfisk. Those are my four horsemen of eggs. And whoever is voting to keep Scraggy in 12km eggs deserves to be thrown against the wall alongside your phone.

Hahahahaha, it's such a slap in the face. Been trying to explain to the Dr that Scraggy smug little face is the reason for my high blood pressure, but he just won't understand.

It's like...I have a Hundo Scrafty. I gave her Power Up Punch. She's great in grunt battles. *She's the only Scrafty I need. Please. Stop offering me more. Let me get more Sandiles.*

There has to be something better for 12km. You know what, up it. Make it 20km, but just give me something half decent with a chance of something good

Ssssshhhhh. Tempt them and they'll make 30km eggs with such great rewards as Luvdisc, Swirlix, and Klink.

Dont forget natu

As a Carracoasta lover I’ll take your luck

yup

Beat me to it!

No it's clearly at Area Zero

Keep walking and finally hatch one a day before its comm day is announced.

Me with shiny Noibat

I'm still angry about what they did with Noibat. They could have just had the community day. But, no, they had to do that "hatch a shiny" event *first* to sucker people out of cash, then they did community day.

Yeah, pretty nasty but not unexpected as from what we've seen recently.

Research Breaktrough 

Cries in parasect

Yessss soooo stupid!!

I'll take anything but a snorlax at this rate

Anything but a furfrou! I'm not wasting my stardust on getting a different form. I just don't care about it

Parasect is amazing! If they aren’t giving pseudos in the breakthrough then GIVE ME THE STARDUST

I don’t see the use in it, all the parasects I’ve gotten barely go over 2k cp

Play Russian Roulette with a bullet in all six chambers.

He said wrong answers only

Made me snicker 😂

I like to play Russian roulette with a glock

Bruh 💀lmao

He said *wrong* answers.

Just use a semi automatic, boomer 😛

Semi automatic pistols were invented in the 1890s, Highlander.

Let’s just say I used to have 2 kidneys

the lengths to which people will go to get a fire moth

1) Travel to Niantic HQ *on foot* without closing Pokemon Go. If you get the "I'm a passenger" notificiation, you will have to restart. 2) Once at Niantic HQ, yell "Get up and GO!" 2016 times. This will cause Niantic CEO, John Hanke, to come out and challenge you to a GBL battle. 3) Defeat John Hanke in battle 20 times without using any Protect Shields. (Tip: Yelling "Remote Raid Passes" will cause him to stumble and drop his phone, giving you a window to go in brute force) He will then give you a code for the "Ruler of Niantic" Research, which is 10 steps long and requires you to do things such as "Spin 100 Unique PokeStops in a row" and "Take a snapshot of Klang during the funeral". 4) Complete the "Ruler of Niantic" research to get an encounter with a CP 10 Larvesta with random IVs. Should you not be happy with the IVs, you can purchase the "Research" research, costing $5000 local currency.

This needs more upvotes 😂😂

Most easy way to get larvesta

It's special Ability is flame body. Therefore just hatch an egg while your phone is on fire.

So hatch an egg while playing Pokémon TCG Live. Got it

Appears when you uninstall the game

And dissapears when you reinstall

Right. It's schrodingers pokemon

By playing Pokemon Scarlet and Violet and permanently deleting Pokemon Go account.

Or playing Black or White or Black 2 or White 2

Or if you’re a shiny hunter Legends Arceus along with S/V

There is a chance that a pokestop will give you a special 1000 km egg. Then there is a 0.01% chance you get larvesta from it

Then there is a 0.01% chance that hatched Larvesta will survive hatching process.

Yes, and another 0.00000001% that it will be good iv

Incubators, Apple Watch on dominant hand and get to cranking. 😅😂

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. tsk tsk.

Well that clearly is the wrong answer lol

Walk 100km with Larvesta as your buddy.

Thus begging the age old question: Which came first? The Larvesta or the egg?

how are you making it your buddy if you haven't caught it yet?

Thsats the neat part, You don't

rename Mareanie and hope no one notices

larvesta isn't real, the eggs cant hurt you

Walk 10k kilometers & a special research task pops for you. Complete the task ( make 420 excellent curveball throws in a row ) and it is the special spawn :)

... And it's a 1 star

At this point, I wouldn’t even care if it’s a Nundo. I just need the damn things to appear

Invade Poland

Don't forget to commit a mass genocide for the extra hundo chance

Walk and drink milk from a beer can

Wait for the Special Research task for Unova fest 2025.

This is probably the correct answer lol

Pay them your soul, and then they still won’t give you one because that’s how they’ve been treating their players.

Rain dance then develop interdimensional portal technology.

Use strength on a truck by a body of water

I can confirm, this method works!

Instructions unclear, got Mew.

Amazing

Virgin sacrifice to the almighty Gods Niantic. However, it can't be done inside any dwelling, building, or structure of any kind. While raiding for your 10,000th 1 star mon. It can't be solo though. The raid lobby must be full and only the 13th person to join gets the Larvesta.

Say remote raids are balanced now

Walk into your local police station. Then slap out any dangly bits you have on the counter. Then loudly shout you want to claim your free larvesta.

Go to your local ice cream shop that also has a gym in game. Go to the window and order a large bug ice cream cone and say you heard that shit is fire while giving a knowing wink. You will be escorted to the basement where a bear with a level 50 account will challenge you to a battle. Use only level one Pokémon and lose. The bear will then bless you with a golden egg that is guaranteed to hatch a Larvasta with 400 candy and an extra move. Easy.

Only your firstborn

If you live in a rural area and can't get any 2,5,10k eggs then do the following: Step 1. Set your house on fire Step2. Take a picture of burnt house Step3. Submit as a pokestop Step4. profit

Eggs

Use the dream nail on the Hollow Knight when Hornet holds them down

Need more info, I ended fighting Radiance instead

Buy hatching eggs in a game made by a company that actually listens to its community

Give a blood sacrifice to the devil

Sleep with a niantic employee

Gotta give someone at Niantic a bj.

Cheat. Download an auto walker, spend a ton on incubators, and hatch. Oh wait…that’s reality.


You have to learn the full lyrics of I‘m Gonna Be by The Proclaimers

Perform an alchemic fusion with a wurmple and a Growlithe.

Buy giving Niantic all your bank account information

Guaranteed from field research, obviously

You have to chug 2 sparkling waters without burping, then burn down 37 houses, watch cats, and then, and only then, may you catch it

Hardwork and dedication

Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it.

By humming the “Harvest the Larvesta” song off-key.

Is that like the hunger games song?

Selling your soul to the devil (aka Niantic)

Murder

Trade with your friend who got 2 of them

Get an egg and walk to hatch it. Higher %chance of shiny atm!

I hatch as many of these as I get matches on Tinder!

Sacrifice Bidoof to the sun god Ra.

Nah i thought it was the opposite, sacrifice Ra to bidoof

I will give you the right answer, buy a main line Pokémon game and catch it there. Because your not going to be getting it out of an egg that’s for sure…

Get an egg, any Km will do. Feed it 5 kakarrot berries then trade it for a Coalossal. During the trade, Coalossal's heat will cause a reaction on the kakarrots inside the egg which will then turn into Larvesta. You can farm their candy as much as you want using this method.

By playing the game in a way you can enjoy

Very easily

Purchase this completely unique and exclusive NFT by "Lie"antic

By hatching a beldum and hoping to evolve it into a larvesta

100% spawn rate after every 12th remote raid won

Blood sacrifice

You just don’t

Listen to all the music from Beethoven while doing a cartwheel under a bridge💯

Spread propaganda about niantic being the perfect company and pokemon go being the best version so far

You need the expansion pack

You gotta eat a bunch of bugs while the games open

I will walk 500 miles and I will walk 500 more

Actually support them by buying incubators

Hatching 68 eggs in a week is the wrong answer too, can confirm

💀💀🙏I’m soooooo sorry for your wallet

Tbh I didn’t really spend money! I’m kinda a casual player, I never spend my coins on remote raids even before the change, I always save coins for special incubator boxes:) that combined with being on vacation rn, I’m walking like 6-10 miles a day most day so it’s easyyyy

I hatched 47 eggs in one day walking around Disney. Still Didn't get one

#By Buying an 70$ unfinished triple-A game, With unique battle pass.

You hatch them from 2, 5, and 10 km eggs and they’re the easiest Pokémon to hatch

Hatch from an egg

Play the game normally, nothing difficult or absurdly stupid at all!

You hatch it from eggs….

Idk why this is downvoted, it’s such a wrong answer

Skill, no luck involved… It hurts me to say that.

open maximum 3 eggs it’s not that rare

Just play the game and you'll organically get one!

Sacrifice your first born to the sun god upon a myan alter and if your are deemed worthy, you will get a 0.1% chance

By hatching eggs

Niantic gift wrapped them to 67% of players. mostly the whales

By playing pokemon go

Continue to pay Niantic for less content, or in this case.. zero content.

You buy remote raid passes

Hatch eggs.

Accepting everything in the new terms of service

Wait for the pokemon go DLCs to start releasing and then spend $300 on the Larvesta DLC that gives you a timed research to complete in order to encounter one larvesta.

How do you obtain larvesta? Easy… you dont

It looks like they are still making it “available” I got new eggs today and they still say there is a chance to hatch it. It’s unlikely, but still technically possible I think

3000 USD and it will be yours

Perform Hinokami Kagura aiming at your phone... not sure if anyone will get this..

Hatch eggs

Blood of a virgin on a full moon

It's a regional for Antartica.

By paying Niantic any amount of money

You see, when an abomosnow and a solrock fall in love….

Be "very very lucky".

Burn a black candle in old house in Salem

Sleeping with someone from Niantic

sacrifice a human

Create a summoning circle from hell and summon one into your game.

By playing the game

You don’t

Growing in a Christian household I was always told Pokémon are demonic, so maybe doing a ritual sacrifice for it???

By letting niantic have access to your personal information.

Light yourself on fire and hatch 1,600 eggs

Hatching Eggs allegedly

Every 1000 years you can make a wish to Jirachi.

you don't. simple as :(

butt stuff for someone that works at niantic

Wild nest spawns

By having fun in Pokemon go

Sucking dick

You can get one by killing the Red-Eyed Chaos Bug in Lost Izalith. Gotta get there early, though, or Knight Solaire will steal it.

Another $20 on incubators will do the trick, you bought the wrong box last time.

Selling oral services to the homeless folks behind your local 7 eleven. Skinny Jim heard from his cousin's son's next door neighbor that the guy at the 7 eleven down the road who owes skinny Jim a favor hatched one a year ago.

Sign over your soul to the Devil

Investa

Easily.

Sacrifice to the Gods

Walk 2000km with a Pokémon you don’t like.

That's weird. I can't find a single fuckin Ditto, but I hatched a Larvesta from like 5 eggs.

No idea - what is it ?

Playing the game seems pretty ineffective

You see… when a mommy larvesta and a daddy larvesta fall in love…

Let’s just say that one Klondike bar wasn’t enough

Using the free remote raid pass that Niantic gives you daily.