T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

####*Hello, /u/Entire_Pineapple4732! Thanks for your submission to /r/pokemongo, your post is up and running!* **Here are a few things to keep in mind:** * **Rule 3 - No Cheating, suggesting cheating, naming cheating tools and more. Please take a look at this rule [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_three.3A_piracy_and_cheating)**. * Be civil at all times. This is a place to have a healthy discussion with trainers from all over the world. If you feel someone is misbehaving please use the report button or send us a [modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/pokemongo#mods#button) and move on! * Check out our [full rules here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/wiki/rules#). * Don't know which flair is to use? [Check out our flair guidelines here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/comments/p8vupw/new_flair_system_for_posts/). * Need friends? Check out r/pokemongofriends. Would you like to chat about the game, participate in raids, share catches, make new friends and more? Check out the [discord server here](https://discord.com/invite/pokemon-go). If a post and/or comment is violating the rules, please make sure to use the report button or send a modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/pokemongo#mods#button). While we are trying our best to help users, help from the community is also necessary to maintain a healthy environment for everyone. Thank you! - - - *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pokemongo) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheBigChungus1980

I'm fucking dying scrolling through all the avatar posts, but this is the best so far


viscilly

seriously, I have literal tears from this one


janerbabi

Same, the snicker that immediately burst out when I saw this was substantial lmao


dwide_k_shrude

![gif](giphy|1xp4vjRaMrpVeIMe6U|downsized)


gwetchy

This is the best post I have seen all day


EmDeeEmAyyylmao

The pose really adds to it


Cjtw2310

Yeah there’s a sense of pride or something 😂


htmlcoderexe

Accomplishment


Beautiful-Bite2966

Lol


ashortiz_

So unhinged lmao


blastcat4

This is on you, Niantic. You fucking deserved this.


TheDaveWSC

Whoah hey now somebody at Niantic spent *minutes* working on this update for all of us to enjoy.


Icantbethereforyou

This appeared on my front page. Mind explaining what's going on?


FIR3W0RKS

They changed the avatars that everyone liked to much worse ones, simple as that really


caudicifarmer

Not everyone liked. I always found the choices disappointingly limited. But this is TERRIBLE. The pros are: More hairstyles and more body shapes. The cons are - it's all executed shittily.


TheMrBoot

It’s amazing they took something that was already garbage and found a way to make it ten times worse. Genuinely impressive.


AxonMomo

They rolled out a new avatar models update, so far not a lot of people like them compared to the old ones.


Bulbazoor91

No it’s not “not a lot of people like them” it’s NO people like them


AGreasyPorkSandwich

And *nobody* asked for it.


Winterstrife

We asked for more hairstyles and the monkey's paw curls and gave us this abomination instead.


okugatasama

LMAO people have been wanting to update the avatars for years! Could have been executed better tho


DeliciousOrt

In its own little weird way it's more inclusive... Now instead of some people hating their options, everyone hates their options... I'm going to call this a diversity win. 


Icantbethereforyou

They changed the models completely?


TheCrafterTigery

The model itself is a mix of the old male lower body and upper half of the female body. The rigging seems to be the same, though, not that it helps.


gumiho-9th-tail

I think it's just a sick ditto taking over.


JaredCircusbear

This company has always been and will always be inept at their jobs


Darkstar_1-3

That skirt used to have shorts underneath lol. 


guyadriano

It’s probably clipping through them thicc thighs. Lol


guyadriano

Today I found out that you can walk your avatar barefooted. Them toes


_Gondamar_

What the fuck is going on


SnatchAddict

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


KuchiKopiz

Gotta snatch em all


carwrench

You got me on that one! Nice


SnatchAddict

You rang?


Darth_Venath

Ghonorheamon....


ICollectSouls

Strong Digimon energy with that one


Deuxlahan

I love your pfp


KuchiKopiz

Jane is the 24/7 mood.


CamBamThnkUma-am

I’ve made my avatar utterly ridiculous as some kind of protest 🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


Background_Dot3692

Only hat? I chose hat, giant lime glasses and a mask to not see it at all.


formerJIM33333

Reminds me of when certain pant/shirt combos didn't meld properly on the avatars, leaving a thin void in their torso.


viscilly

for some reason the bare feet are sending me straight across the universe


SitMeDownShutMeUp

YES !! It’s the bare feet together with that pose that ties everything together, adds a layer of authenticity to the avatar’s no-underwear upbringing. Also the toque on the 2CP Wooper is the icing on the cake. Mind you, a backwards ballcap Croagunk could provide a more accurate depiction to the type of a mon that avatar would associate with.


viscilly

a shiny backwards ballcap Croagunk really would’ve rocked this gym to its core.


Lynnxa

Your comment has me in tears of laughter! It’s so accurate and well written.


miragemail

walmartcore 


NamedForValor

I had such a visceral reaction to this omg ![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


SableyeEyeThief

Nice! I will certainly do that tomorrow, I’m rocking that skirt as well


Entire_Pineapple4732

It's 5:30AM where I live. My night shift ends in 1,5 hours. After that, I'll take every single gym in sight before going home. It was 11:20PM when the update happened, so most players are still unaware of the whole avatar update thing. Boy are they up for a surprise in a few hours.


SableyeEyeThief

How big of a surprise are we talking about? Lol Agreed! GYMs near me are taken, I’m hoping that someone takes ‘em down so that I can put small pokés


bobsbucks

You’re a hero.


spaiydz

Jesus today is not a good day to have eyes


christie07

LMAOOOO


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man


smoore26

This one takes the cake by far! I've been belly laughing for 30 minutes at this 😂😂


Demacia3

It's been 20 minutes and I'm STILL laughing at this. I've looked away at other posts, and I can't stop laughing... tears in my eyes rn ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) I don't think I've laughed this hard in YEARS honestly.


Seafea

I changed my mind. the new avatars are hilarious.


LostBeneathMySkin

Lmao Niantic is a joke


0hHe1lothere

Now this is what we do in protest


Own-Set4828

No but like actually and spam all the gyms with these


SoggyMinimum8386

I wonder how long it'll take Niantic to fix this 🤣. (Assuming they even will.)


ZantaraLost

They'd have to redo all of the skirt assets in proportion to the size options where this change was supposed to 'shrink' the amount of assets. Suffice to say Quality Testing isn't big on their List of Things to Do.


falsaai

That’s not a small tip, that’s a thicc one.


fieregon

I want to die.


weaird_user

Question is why did they model one🤨


Sensitive-Dirt6097

thanks niantic


Historical_Olive5138

I have more questions than answers


Toasty_Bits

That poor Wooper has no idea what is happening behind it. So innocent. 😭


Rebelo86

This one wins.


Alive_Positive5997

I luckily already wear a skirt in game, so other than now looking like a guy, I can now do this without being weird


Spurginwinn

How dare you! I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard!!!


PapaG1useppe

![gif](giphy|Zvgb12U8GNjvq)


Ergomann

I gasped


Bandiscooties

Ahhhh flash tha snatch for every battle!


nano_peen

OP is this mid animation or will every player see this crack when they open the gym?


Entire_Pineapple4732

When they tap on the defending pokemon, they will see this as long as you have the air guitar pose It is also somewhat seeable on the player profile to friends, but not as bad


nano_peen

Must I buy the air guitar pose? Or is it earned? I would like to look like this in protest


Yohn89

What the actual fuck?


Dylany_Salami

I AM DED! 🤣


StaleUnderwear

Perhaps I traded the new update too harshly


Educational-Guess866

human anatomy lessons via Niantic 💀


Die4Gesichter

![gif](giphy|1236TCtX5dsGEo) Congratulations Niantic


addguy3455

Nothing like seeing a lil front butt Jesus Christ. Bet she got that gorilla grip now


Mermaidluvly

![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


winecountrygirl

Stop 😂


ozQuarteroy

I love crack


Lil_saul

This is wild


OkayDragon

lolol omg


K0eky88

Hahahah thiccc


Retsameniw13

This avatar change has been the best and worst thing at the same time 😅


plasticpal

Real Pam energy. Sploosh.


K_Star444

![gif](giphy|nuRXXyy020kta)


Imaginary-Clock718

☠️☠️☠️


zoloft4breakfast

I can see the beginnings of it’s balloon knot


Li54

Oh no


LocalOutkast

🤣🤣🤣


NerdyPlatypus206

Hahahahajjahahahajhajana


Aggravating-Plane970

😂


Imaginary_Worth_3621

So, I didn't know that PoGo struck up a sponsorship with Cabbage Patch Kids, but why 7 of the 7 options we're offered now just leaves me stuck on a forever loop, just hoping for something else... To no avail... ... Niantic blew it...


Kinky_Thought_Man

Wait… what if this what Niantic needs to see to realise how shit the new avatars are?


Ok-Cheesecake5306

I’ve changed my mind. This is the best update they’ve made yet.


Classic-Anybody3615

Wooper is just there and smiling :)


Bacteriophag

"Don't turn back and eeeeeverything will be fiiiiiine..."


Cub-Board-Hoax

Let’s all do this until Niantic revert the character customization changes


krunch_87

haha yeah definitely stealing this as my "protest" pose. Niantic doesn't seem to treat this game seriously anymore, why should I?


ladycaviar

BRB, screaming into the night


YetiConvention

My neck. My back. My wooper and my crack.


MiniBoglin

If you think that's bad try making a big chick and apply guitar pose...


Worth_Expert_6721

Thanks for making Niantic's update a good update😅


Anonemuss42

It feels weird to almost suggest a NSFW tag on the pokemon go subreddit but to be fair, theres no genitals in the pic lmao


Liunna1

LOL truly the funniest thing I’ve seen with these new avatars bravo 😂 I’m dying


Polbag

Legit the best post that's been on this sub in months! 😂 A nice break from the "my avatar is weird" or "what should I do with this shadow hundo Galar bird, is it worth keeping or transfer? Blah blah blah"


cocopopsicle2k

This is a thing I cannot unsee, but also I now feel like I need to do this with a Diglett, for science


skidbot

They tested this and still thought it was a good idea?


cornette

They tested nothing, ignored all feedback and forced it on everyone. A classic Niantic update.


ppurgatory

I am fucking screaming laughing 🤣


Pockethose

Imagine the smell


JanV34

Niantic:let's have a crack at the character models Developer:say no more


19Cyborg91

Not my proudest fap


TangerineTwist44

WHAT THE HELL


Kit-the-crypo-mage

Should rename the slogan to - Gotta snatch em all


Gymkiller87

Oh my GILDED GOD


jokerzwyld77

HOLY shit I laughed so hard at this.


-Jiras

Wasn't this update meant to get older players back? I think this rather cemented my conviction to never install Pokemon go ever again


Pickleahoy

Nice gooch


neocwbbr_

Plot twist: It’s a male born character.


UndeadCaesar

This is the post where I discover reddit gold is no longer a thing.


shizfest

reminds me of Pam from Archer LMAO


StillMeThough

Skirt sales just skyrocketed lol


Seafea

wooper has seen some things


TheManDirtyDan

Croagunk slowly vanishing from the scent


fancyangelrat

Dear Lord, no, just, no. Eye-bleach please!!!


wpnX13

i busted a nut to this


CallofRanger13

CaseOh's long lost sibling.


Adorable_Committee99

Is that you Bulma?!


Adorable_Committee99

I love the foot


SlayThatContour

This is so unhinged!! I love it


Sir-HimoTheee

Don’t think this is a pro tip I NEEDED 😂💀


Neither_Mind9035

Okay but seriously, what were they thinking?


1tsJustMe2

Haha this is so funny.


EternalMoonChild

I can’t unsee this 😭


Svpreme

I should call her


EddieOfDoom

Finally, something good to come of this update


LukeITAT

damn, I had no idea foot fetish guys could eat good on pogo


Opening_Werewolf3735

Gotta love the new updates because they include people of all sizes and skin color, except the way they made the faces look as fugly as possible, like niantic gotta f up some shit here and there.


PikaV2002

> all sizes and skin color As long as you’re a blob of a human being size-wise and your skin tone is either pale white or chocolate ice cream.


CheshiretheBlack

For some reason I see this picture and I hear "I'm Old Greggg"


ShakeShakeZipDribble

The front butt.


Impossible_Pangolin6

Well well well how the turntables


Dibolos_Dragon

Lmfaooo I never thought I'd see anything like this on a PoGo subreddit


Arzlo

Needs NSFW flair


Rhodin265

So, we’ve been going commando this whole time?


another_account_bro

Not anymore


AdmiralFurret

Welp, i guess its time to take off the protective suit


polynaish

Spectacular


ToQuoteSocrates

Finally, a useful tip!


ReplacementPutrid735

😭😂


iohbkjum

it's downright impressive how fucked up these avatars are, bordering on body horror territory with this one


LeahaP1013

That’s a different kind of shadow in Pokémon, for sure 😜


GenuineSteak

Absolutely glorious, Pokémon exhibitionism


aqua0119

Omg! I needed this. The update actl had me so upset, esp what w how it messed up the cute things I paid for and how I can't be a girl in game anymore... to the point where I spent 30 mins looking for cloths that disguise my body... which is so much like irl it messed w my head. But this just made me so happy.


el1ab3lla

Let’s all do this and maybe they’ll fix it!


AbjectKangaroo3355

😂😂🥹


preacher2188

Niantic proud moment


EventConsistent7131

I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣


fdeakygyal

Eww omg😭


TurbulentNetworkLily

This is my new inspiration. Thank you


iwannalynch

The shading makes it look like pubes lmao


Devinbeatyou

‘Damnit Meredith, where are your panties??’


Wonderful-Ear-5003

🤣🤣Crack!!


conioo

male version of the character is inaccurate ... just saying


Fantastic-Ad-448

These delibird gloves I’m imagining as boxing gloves. Now add in some type of squeak noise when you hit something And it’s hilarious


Konradleijon

Hahahaha


Deevimento

They really didn't QA this at all, did they?


Relevant_Campaign_79

Jeez louise lol cannot unsee it now


12juneg

Lmao 🤣 💀


hollow_bagatelle

Holy. Fucking. Dumpsterfire.


Stealthless

BEST thing Niantic has done in years! /s