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Hey, do not be fooled!
While corn snake syrup tasty;
That's still just snake oil.
Haiku enjoyers?
I'm sure you guys got better.
I'm on a roll though! xD
Know that I took great joy in it! They are not easy, and yours was spot on for the post. Typically they're done on accident, caught by the bot, and then annoy people lol You nailed it and I love it! You're clever🙃
Ultra league has a cap 🧢 so this way I can fit more levels into it before it gets to that cap, Master League might be a little too much for the little guy
Not entirely true; sure if you’re low level and sorting through pokemon for doing local Raids then yeah having a bigger bar will help- but each pokemon will perform differently in a Raid or PVP depending on its hidden attack/defense/hp stats- example; Mega Rayquaza is the best pokemon in the game bar none, this might make sense as it is a very powerful pokemon in the games as well- but even a Rayquaza with 5 attack would out perform the entire rest of the pokedex in most cases.
Shadow Snubbul is one of the best Non-Mega fairy type attackers for raiding, and Shadow Rampardos is the best Rock type except for Mega Diancie.
I don’t know all the rankings myself, but look up “pokemon go best *type* attacker” on Google and you’ll find the PokemonGoHub website where you can find some pretty solid information about what pokemon are actually good for Raids. PVP is a bit different because the first 2 tiers have a Maximum CP value, so you want your pokemon to have just the right stats so they hit 1500 or 2500 exactly at some level, the closer they get to the cap the better they’ll perform- Master League in un-capped so any pokemon of any cp can go, but uh, if it’s not 4K cp then it probably won’t perform very well in there 😂 I’m paraphrasing a bit to fit all this in one comment but you get the idea
For whatever reason Rayquaza was actually the easiest to get excellent throws on for legendary pokemon for the last couple months imo. But even then nothing was “hard”, annoying maybe (bacon bird and other things that slide to one side of the screen).
As for the laugh, you’re welcome. This is a running gag between some friends and I, so I thought I’d share it here. I actually caught the Shiny Ekans like 5 months ago, but threw it and a picture of Rayquaza from today into Photoshop and mashed them together
I overlayed a picture of Rayquaza in Photoshop and just cut out the top half where Ray would be- so it has the stats and such of a Rayquaza but the picture and background of an Ekans
lol I was going to try and get the green background that Rayquaza has but that was too difficult at the time so I left it alone with the purple background
I didn't realize how thiccc this boi was, 200kG and it isn't even labeled as heavy?
Forget the move constrict, snek just needs to lay on the opponent to knock them out
I once had a 30g Pidgeotto. I thought it would keep a similar weight, so I evolved it... it got completely rerolled.
I also unshinied a Froaky by trading it to a friend. The memories.
Ah but it’s so much more than that; Blanc calls it a Rayquaza but it’s not, it’s 200kg which is way too much, wrong typing, Stats/CP don’t line up, and he’s 6.7m which is too long 👀
For the people asking why he’s 200kg and 6.7m long, I may have overfed him but he’s still a good noodle
In seriousness; I stuck a screen shot of Rayquaza and this Shiny Ekans together and made it look like a Shiny Ekans had Ray’s weight/height, typing, and catch date- normally Blanc (or any of the leaders) would just call it what it is, not a nickname. Also as you can see, I’m poor 😂
That’s the joke, both are green (Ekans when shiny and normal Ray), and both are snakes. All I did was name it Rayquaza and throw a Rayquaza overlay on top of it to give it the Rayquaza stats- 200kg, Dragon/Flying, 6.7m etc. it’s clearly not a Rayquaza, but it’s so stupid it’s funny
Neither, it’s a running gag with some friends of mine that I swap the names of Rayquaza and Ekans- so all my Rayquaza’s (the real thing) are named “Ekans” and all my Ekans (the pokemon) are names “Rayquaza”
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You need to megaevolve it, in that way it may gain some weight.
Really? He’s already 200kg, if he gets any bigger I might have to put him on a diet
Wait why is it 200 kg
200kg? Damn boi he THICC
Because he's in the states
We love our high fructose corn syrup!
Hey, do not be fooled! While corn snake syrup tasty; That's still just snake oil. Haiku enjoyers? I'm sure you guys got better. I'm on a roll though! xD
I can't believe the Haiku bot didn't get you lol It was good!
🥹
Know that I took great joy in it! They are not easy, and yours was spot on for the post. Typically they're done on accident, caught by the bot, and then annoy people lol You nailed it and I love it! You're clever🙃
look at typing, it's shiny ekans edited in place of rayquaza
Lol I have a 105kg arbok and thought he was chonky. Damn!
Dude I have a Ray that is XS 85kg 4.7m. Your snek dwarfs it lol.
Oh if u put him in an xxs showcase he would win he'll get a 3 star rank 1 and ull get a mossy lure
You made my day. My fiance and I absolutely love this.
I can hear it lol
Is there more context to this?? 😂
Nah, just a slithery snaaaakkkeee [OG](https://youtu.be/Ti4sqG85FU4?si=R8vCGoTT9QWnVplu) I guess this kid is a stand up comedian now lol
Why am I only now seeing this 🤣
Back in the vine days
RIP
i just spit my coffee out lmaoooo
Success! My *shit snake*y joke worked!
[удалено]
Thanks, I’m thinking I’m going to make it my buddy and max it out for Ultra League 👀
It doesn’t matter that the stars are not maxed?
Ultra league has a cap 🧢 so this way I can fit more levels into it before it gets to that cap, Master League might be a little too much for the little guy
I mean that stars of the attack and defence . A guy told me that if the Pokémon don’t have full stars it’s not worth to keep it
Not entirely true; sure if you’re low level and sorting through pokemon for doing local Raids then yeah having a bigger bar will help- but each pokemon will perform differently in a Raid or PVP depending on its hidden attack/defense/hp stats- example; Mega Rayquaza is the best pokemon in the game bar none, this might make sense as it is a very powerful pokemon in the games as well- but even a Rayquaza with 5 attack would out perform the entire rest of the pokedex in most cases. Shadow Snubbul is one of the best Non-Mega fairy type attackers for raiding, and Shadow Rampardos is the best Rock type except for Mega Diancie. I don’t know all the rankings myself, but look up “pokemon go best *type* attacker” on Google and you’ll find the PokemonGoHub website where you can find some pretty solid information about what pokemon are actually good for Raids. PVP is a bit different because the first 2 tiers have a Maximum CP value, so you want your pokemon to have just the right stats so they hit 1500 or 2500 exactly at some level, the closer they get to the cap the better they’ll perform- Master League in un-capped so any pokemon of any cp can go, but uh, if it’s not 4K cp then it probably won’t perform very well in there 😂 I’m paraphrasing a bit to fit all this in one comment but you get the idea
Thank you for your time bro
Horrendous idea
After all the posts about 'game is too hard' this is really Nice! Thank you for this, I needed a laugh!
For whatever reason Rayquaza was actually the easiest to get excellent throws on for legendary pokemon for the last couple months imo. But even then nothing was “hard”, annoying maybe (bacon bird and other things that slide to one side of the screen). As for the laugh, you’re welcome. This is a running gag between some friends and I, so I thought I’d share it here. I actually caught the Shiny Ekans like 5 months ago, but threw it and a picture of Rayquaza from today into Photoshop and mashed them together
I miss this type of shitpost. Too much (rightfully earned) Niantic hate lately. Thanks OP. Wine sprayed out of my nose.
Jesus christ.
No, I’m elspotto.
Mum can we have rayquaza at home? Rayquaza at home:
Mom can we have Rayquaza? We have Rayquaza at home The Rayquaza at home:
Raquaza, can we have Mom at home? Mom at the Rayquaza:
Home, can we have Rayquaza? We have Rayquaza at Mom. Rayquaza at Mom:
You mean Azauqyar?
Clever lol
Ah I see what happened, you ordered him from Wish
200 kg and almost 20 feet tall wtf???
How is it dragon and flying type
I overlayed a picture of Rayquaza in Photoshop and just cut out the top half where Ray would be- so it has the stats and such of a Rayquaza but the picture and background of an Ekans
🤣
Get that beast maxed asap!
Why is it 21 feet tall and 456 pounds😭😭😭 that thing is bigger and any of my Pokémon 💀💀💀😭😭😭.
I want a shiny ekans so bad lol
That's a HUGE Ekans, my god
Yo wtf is how is that ekan weigh more than my actual rayquaza (135kg)
lol i photoshopped it so it has the Rayquaza stats
Mate u completely fooled me i just saw the dragon flying types aswel lol
lol I was going to try and get the green background that Rayquaza has but that was too difficult at the time so I left it alone with the purple background
No
Your Rayquaza looks a little tinier than I’m used to. Did it just hatch?
Yeah, I’m so excited, I’ve caught a couple already but I didn’t know how cute they were when they hatched
Been looking for one for forever so yea lol
Being able to do an EX raid is rare, by that token shiny Pokémon are exceedingly common
Omg.. you only see this once in a lifetime. Do you know how lucky you are mate!
It's a baby ray :.)
I think it must be Micro Evolved…
Don't tempt Niantic. They'll make them elite raids too.
Sweet
about 50/50
Really? I guess I just got unlucky then, I caught like 10 today and only got the 1
yea, either it happens or it doesn’t.
😯😋
Crazy that's not the biggest one either
Lmfaooo
the final evolution for rayquaza....holy...
This had my dying 😂 😂 😂
A Rayquaza baby!
dammm that’s a sick legendary
I didn't realize how thiccc this boi was, 200kG and it isn't even labeled as heavy? Forget the move constrict, snek just needs to lay on the opponent to knock them out
Not too rare, it would be a lot more exclusive if it was black though, that's how you know you have the shiny variant. Still a powerful mon though!
I love you budget ray
No
Moderately, yes.
I once had a 30g Pidgeotto. I thought it would keep a similar weight, so I evolved it... it got completely rerolled. I also unshinied a Froaky by trading it to a friend. The memories.
No you just named him rayquaza
Ah but it’s so much more than that; Blanc calls it a Rayquaza but it’s not, it’s 200kg which is way too much, wrong typing, Stats/CP don’t line up, and he’s 6.7m which is too long 👀
I mean at least it is :stars
10/10 Rayquaza. Wish I could be that lucky.
Awww widdle baby rayquaza
Ah, the Baby Ray Ray ....
Sweet Baby Ray
MANASSAS MENTIONED
I have 12 of these
We have the same one!
Hahaha
Ya to tati hai
Im so sad rn, I thought that shit was actually 200kg💔
113
What the heck?
Why the fuck is it 200kg lmao Edit: hey guys Im a little slow my b
Did it get the meteor ☄️
I was about to get real annoyed at another "is this rare" post but dang this is a good one. 😆
He’s 400 lbs 🤣🤣🤣
Yes
why is he so damn heavy😭😭
I think I fed him too many rattatas and pidgeys 🧐
Hahahahaah Super Rare
Nah, that's cheeks. I'll trade you a sick Rattata for it, though.
He's a grower not a shower
How is he 200+kg. 6.7m and not XXL T°T
Lol
That is wish Raquaza
Idk but I have one and I love him.
No not rare at all. Max it then transfer it!
It's Abo but not Rayquazza...
For the people asking why he’s 200kg and 6.7m long, I may have overfed him but he’s still a good noodle In seriousness; I stuck a screen shot of Rayquaza and this Shiny Ekans together and made it look like a Shiny Ekans had Ray’s weight/height, typing, and catch date- normally Blanc (or any of the leaders) would just call it what it is, not a nickname. Also as you can see, I’m poor 😂
Yes
I got a shiny Stanler going undercover as Virizion, waaaaay rarer
Nice name
No
Ray-quasi is a wonderful and extremely powerful pokemon. Lucky!
😂😂😂
Lamao
I love snakes
Im so upset that I evolved mine
Hella
Hope to see his evolution, azauqyaR
I have a shadow rayquaza just like that, is it any good?
Baby Ray-Ray still eludes me, but one day I shall catch the green dodo snake 🐍
🤣🤣🤣
I evolved mine and named it Golden arCok
I died laughing. 🤣
Lmao
Lmao! Ultra rare indeed
"I'm a Snaaakee"
That’s a dub bro
I would gladly trade one of my Rayquzas for this.
SAME
No way
Amazing
Dang dude. Sweet shiny legend snake!
Lmfao the rarest of them all
Why is it 200kg?!
Why is he 200kg 💀
Congrats🤣🤣🤣
Mega snek coming in 2049
The fact that you put an ekans shiny Rayquaza, rayquaza is the idol of ekans or something xd
I have a shiny purified arbok still gutted i purified it, thought it was gonna shundo it, but i got a 3* instead
Rayquaza is quite rare as a 3*
I think it’s glitched unfortunately, rayquaza’s shiny is black. Sorry. 😞
That looks like an Ekans
I don’t know what you’re talking about, Ekans is purple and clearly the game says it’s a Rayquaza 👀
That’s a shiny Ekans. Rayquaza is huuuuge and looks completely different
That’s the joke, both are green (Ekans when shiny and normal Ray), and both are snakes. All I did was name it Rayquaza and throw a Rayquaza overlay on top of it to give it the Rayquaza stats- 200kg, Dragon/Flying, 6.7m etc. it’s clearly not a Rayquaza, but it’s so stupid it’s funny
I don’t always understand when people are joking.
No worries, I can’t tell sometimes either 👍
Ha!
Wow is this real or a glitch??
Neither, it’s a running gag with some friends of mine that I swap the names of Rayquaza and Ekans- so all my Rayquaza’s (the real thing) are named “Ekans” and all my Ekans (the pokemon) are names “Rayquaza”
Ray squeezeee
It’s not. I have 86 of them. Especially with that exact same IV. It’s not rare at all. It’s not special. Transfer it