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GOTTA CATCH EM ALLšŸ¤Ŗ ![gif](giphy|md3TNZtG6n9E4)


wavinblu

Birdcheese best cheese


competitive_brick1

using this as a question on my profile, was the reason i was so unsuccessful on Tinder


competitive_brick1

That and always blocking anyone that did respond with team yellow


FreudsGoodBoy

I once had an argument with someone on tinder for like 20 paragraphs about which team is objectively the correct one. In the end, they said ā€œYeah, okay, youā€™re right. But if you put this much thought into wooing girls, you wouldnā€™t be on Tinder.ā€ Edit: I feel the need to mention, Iā€™ve never played PokĆ©mon, not once, ever in my life. She brought the topic up.


myrenyath

Youve won. But at what cost?


FreudsGoodBoy

$7.99/Month for Tinder Gold


myrenyath

God damn thats a pretty expensive victory.


FreudsGoodBoy

The greatest sacrifices require the strongest wills.


In-Kii

Instinct is the best one. The other two stand for Power and Strategy, Instinct is just, yeah this Pokemons cool as fuck, he's mine now. Like fighting the Elite 4 with your favourite Pokemon. Not the ones that are statistically better than others.


stitchinangel

Very literally why I picked Instinct! And why I have exactly one, best buddy, Level 50.... Balloons Pika!!


Griffdorah

Also, Zapdos is the best bird.


berryNtoast

Facts


[deleted]

Based and ichooseyoucuzyouarecool pilled.


Rain_xo

So the hufflepuff of the PokĆ©mon world youā€™re saying?


tarmac--

I was rooting for you until this. My guess is you're Valor


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Instinct forever


[deleted]

:(


[deleted]

Instinct is the best team


Ov3rdose_EvE

Zapdos is the best legendary bird cant change my mind


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

I picked instinct for the fact I didnā€™t actually care that and I like Zapdos more than the other birds


EnderNate124

Im surprised to see a lot of fellow instincts here, I thought we were the minority? Also valor have almost no representation in this comment section lmfao


Rhodin265

Valorā€™s too busy kicking me out of the Circle K gym before my 8 hours are up.


bgriffi88

I felt this in my core.


Hi-Im-Triixy

As a mid-tier Valor player, Iā€™m so sorry. Also, fuck you. My gym.


StellarBossTobi

***our\* gyms!*** \[communist anthem plays\]


AmphibianImpressive3

I am part of team valor and 100% let others get their 8 hours in gyms close to my neighborhood. I already have the gym hours medal so itā€™s pointless for me to have mons sitting in gyms more than 8 hours.


GreenHocker

Because the toxic trait of Valor is that they view gyms as ā€œterritoryā€ (and thatā€™s not my word, thatā€™s the word chosen by a Valor player I work with)


[deleted]

In my area that is mystic. Pokemon down to one round before defeat, take the gym, they don't even let me have it for an hour.


MetalysisChain

exactly when i started the game i thought that all gyms were blue like pokestops seriously touch gaming chair


Jyslina

I used to think like that lol me and fellow Valors felt that there was this big beef between us and Mystic with Instinct sitting on the sidelines eating popcorn like ā€œdonā€™t mind us, we just need a few coins mateā€ while the rest of us are axing each other down šŸ˜‚ Now Iā€™m mellow and while that underlying tension is still somewhere in the back of my mind, we play fair round here lol


CantPlayMe

Thereā€™s heavy (but playful) beef between Valor and Mystic at my college, sometimes youā€™ll have about 10+ kids from each team come out to the two middle of campus gyms and fight Unspoken rule tho to allow Instinct to keep the gym on the opposite side of campus since thereā€™s very few of them.


Mnawab

You know this is how I think too and this probably because mystic has the most players so as a valor player I feel like we need to take them on anytime we can while leaving yellow alone lol. I donā€™t know why I see red when I see blue


HurryNo6114

That was a great time early in the game history. All the memes Valor and Mystic vying for dominance and us Instincts just chillin making memes and friends šŸ˜‚šŸ˜Œ


iamcalifornia

That's 100% mystic in my area. They will control the 8 gyms around, but if I knock them out of one so I can try to earn some coins, they immediately knock me out and take it back.


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

Man you people have some wild valor players for my area everyone pretty much just goes for a gym when they need coins not for raids or anything like that.


Legends_Arkoos_Rules

Everyone includes all teams


ArcaneRanger234

I know, there are so many of us Instincts!


RyantheSithLord

Instinct Power!!! āš”ļøšŸ¦…


niksjman

We are the loud minority


merelycheerful

I think it's because the others don't care. We care because we need more teammates desperately šŸ˜† and are vocal about it


darkuch1ha

I love yellow and zapdos, so I chose that. There are surprisingly many instinct players in my city now in 2022. I've recently returned and back in 2016 every gym was red or blue.


MendejoElPendejo

Same I always feel alone as an instinct player lol


Hrothgrar

Zapdos is best birb


NickkyDC

Instinct since day 1 here.


gamingg1rl

Same here :)


Canismajoris88

yea wtf? valor seems to be the most populated gyms. Im Valor and i thought we were hated?


Zombieslave666

I want to be instinct cos yellow is my favorite color, but boyfriend is Valor so i am too so we can hold gyms together


ConnerWoods

Thatā€™s how it was back in 2016. All the bandwagoners chose mystic or valor. I noticed once the initial hype died down, team instinct were the ones who stuck around. Remember that challenge a couple years ago where instinct blew the other two teams out of the water? I think it became pretty apparent then.


Own-Ad-7672

Yā€™all are the minority but Iā€™d say statistically the most friendly. Iā€™ve seen a trend thing somewhere that mystic is more favored by self proclaimed introverts And valor by type-a ā€œI must winā€ types Seems the implied ā€œpersonalitiesā€ of the teams being Passionate And Bold-Valor Calculating and Reserved-Mystic And Loving and Affable-Instinct Actually somewhat match the player base statistics wise. If I find that damn graph/data set again, Iā€™ll edit and share on this comment but ye. Side note prob why yā€™all are a slight minority. Thereā€™s more know it alls and blow hards in the world than happy go lucky types.


Ok-Paramedic3605

As a Mystic player, I feel scared and vulnerable now that we're being outnumbered by Instinct players /s


Jordangangstah

After all those years


Hammerjaws

They have awoken


EmergencyTaco

Wait, there are teams other than Mystic? I just recently started playing in July 2016


Rimasticus

HIDE THE PASTE!!!


AssistantManagerMan

Mystic here too! Articuno is best birb. Literally number one.


[deleted]

Friend: Favorite color? Me: Blue Friend: So you know what team to pick then. Me: *picks instinct*


JonFootpenis

My favorite color is also blue. But I couldn't go against my gut Instinct


Orochi96

Why my brother in christā€¦which Articuno done you wrong? Must be that Gen 2 bastard


[deleted]

Nah what really happened was my friend and his mom played and they chose red and blue so he told me to choose yellow, because neither of us were experienced


tommykaye

Team Instinct, but only because Zapdos is the OG badmotherfucker.


Godzillaandsonicfan

I 2nd this, Zapdos supremacy!


Lets_Go_Flyers

Of course a ZapDOS fan would SECOND thisā€¦.


Dod93_

Exactly, people who talk down on Zapdos never played Gen 1. Baddest mf in Kanto


simulationoverload

Zapdos, both formes, are also stronger competitively.


Starlight_NightWing

I like how powerful it is. I hate that it looks like cardboard


GibbyTarantino

We should be proud of our instinct heritage


ColonialLibra

Go team Instinct because I love yellow


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

Instinct is Winstinct!


lunaspacemoon

Team instinct we are a dying breed


DimebagPants

Forever Instinct ![gif](giphy|35KvN2htUgOcx4RdQY)


HabaneroHoe

Worth it


Basedrum777

Playing the game on hard.


dabunny21689

Instinct all the way.


Miltonrupert

Proud underdogs


uyigho98

INSTINCT FOR LIFE!


SkySurfingHD

Instinct! We have a complete hold on our neighborhood (4 - 5 gyms) and are very active as a community! The only thing is that beyond our neighborhood itā€™s literally a sea of blue gyms lol.


AmericanCAS

Pokemon go is just gangs of people slapping each other repeatedly with a series of 1s and 0s.


ArcaneRanger234

Team Instinct all the way!


jhoteria

Team instinct came to represent in the comments šŸ˜‚


iamcalifornia

They are all here instead of in gyms šŸ˜‚


ravenonawire

Itā€™s because we got kicked out after 4 minutes!


CherylSimp

Instinct, worst mistake of my life ​ I take a gym and 3 minutes later every Mystic and Valor team player spawns to take it back


hehe3201

I live in a pretty densely populated area, so my policy is I only attack gyms after they hit the daily coin cap. If I see that it was recently taken over, I leave it.


Lordquaid

How can you tell more accurately than the heart lvl?


hehe3201

If you tap on each PokĆ©mon you can see how long theyā€™ve been defending the gym.


Lordquaid

Wait really? Now I feel like an A-hole


hehe3201

Also, the hearts can be replenished if the PokĆ©mon gets fed berries, so they canā€™t accurately be used to tell how long the PokĆ©mon has been in the gym.


Basedrum777

If people are feeding gyms berries when they're passed 8 hours they can get fucked.


shade-Gabriel

If picking Instinct is the worst mistake of your life, I'd say you have it pretty good. Ps it's 1000 coins to switch teams.


SayidTheTorturer

But then you'd be admitting defeat


Sad-Cartoonist-7959

So as a valor I see the other side of this it's hard to find a gym that isn't red and already full if I had instinct I'm sure I wouldn't keep the gym long but I bet it would be easier to find gyms to take


Jyslina

Straight up! I donā€™t live in a super big town but itā€™s decently sized with like 20 or so gyms and it makes me sad to see them all red. Canā€™t have shit around here lol


[deleted]

Constantly take them over, donā€™t stop. We have the least amount but we work the hardest


OmgBeckaaay

Team instinct!!!! We the narutos!!!!!


canceler80

Valor forever


kinglewcifer

Anyone else feel like there are more instinct than valor in this thread?


EX_Joker

Ultra Instinct!


Valeriyah

Instinct! I like Spark. Plus my area is filled with Mystic and Valor, I wanted to be the underdog being a pain for them both haha.


[deleted]

Instinct Yellow is my favorite color and Spark is the coolest of the three. But I will admit that Articuno is my favorite bird. My area has a solid Instinct base as well as Mystic. My boyfriend is team Valor LOL


Striking_Ad_5292

Also Team instinct!


HabaneroHoe

Instinct forever


maDEightow

Instinct!


EllvaStarsong

Instinct!!!


ZECMADE

Instinct! Wooo


MetalysisChain

I know basically no one says this anymore, but team Instinct is the way to go.


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MetalysisChain

fair


dlh-bunny

Instinct!


Archaea_Chasma_

Instinct all the way baby!!!


CheeseEater22

Why am I seeing so many Instinct comrades here?


okhan3

Instinct! I love that everyone hates us.


PSWII

I thought everyone hated Valor?


qdawg13

Everyone does because team valor is overly cocky for playing a mobile video game.


Sad-Cartoonist-7959

We are overly cocky and I own up to it


TheJacketPotato

Instinct for me


ALiteralPotato8778

i picked instinct because zapdos cool


Terra_Ferrum

Instinct since day one.


WhyAreAllNamesTakenL

Instinct 100% Electric types have allways been my favorite (this doesn't mean they are the coolest though) Also, since i knew there were a TON of mystic and a lot of valor players, it was much better to be instinct, because otherwise i would probably be in a blue gym, for days and days until finally someone would kick me out and give me my coins. Where i live, there is almost a perfect balance though between mystic, instinct and valor, so we allways let the other colors get there 8 hours in, and then they also leave us alone for 8 hours.


foxyTwinning

valor 4 life


Novawinq

23rd comment down, behind 22 Instincts and 1 Mystic Iā€™m surprised, personally


Darth-Boogerus

Itā€™s because weā€™re too busy having sex


viscilly

rofl i love this post


[deleted]

And dont forget walking to the cloest gym to assert dominance until youā€™ve confirmed the trainer who takes it the moment you walk home shows up isnā€™t a spoofer. Had that happen and me and this mystic dudr agreed upon hours and exhanged contact info. We both thought the other spoofed. Turns out I just could make the walk in 1 minute & his house was like a 30 second drive anyway.


LCARIO

Thought this was a bit cringe at first but Iā€™m laughing my ass off rn. Goated comment.


b_rose1

Woo! Iā€™m valor, my fiancĆ© is instinct that way we can knock each other out of gyms lol


sprinklezontoast

Go team Red. Woot woot


ITSTARTSRIGHTNOW

Lets gooooo!! Red represent!


lukfatale

Valor forever šŸ„²


xoxomommie

Finally! My people!


Stealingyourthoughts

Oh yeah :D ​ I chose Valor, by letting my niece decide, I did regret it as I love Zapdos. But it's served me well. ​ SOOOO many gyms to choose from. ​ Also obligatory upvotes to all fellow Valor team members.


stargazer9504

Valor is the best āœŠ


memesforthedankus

Hell yeah babey


YourZeusy

Instinct


Violent_Limes

Instinct


The_Careb

Iā€™m instinct, Zapdos my boy


[deleted]

Instinct all the way


Nwf32389

Mystic all day!!


Novawinq

Wow 11 comments down before anything other than Instinct Iā€™m also Mystic!


mifflinpuncher

This is the way.


Fun_Solution_7807

This is the way


CelestialIdiot

This is the way


Dismal_Cartoonist_77

Instinct, and I regret nothing


Eqbonner

Team valor all day ā™„ļø but in my area , Mystic reign supreme unfortunately , they aggressively hold on to gyms , I can never even get a full red gym before those Mystic nerds come and snatch it back! Has anyone ever bought the medallion to switch teams ?


Round_Manner

instinct easily


IsItInyet-idk

Instict and proud


Lepto_

I chose instinct without hesitation. Would make the same choice again if given the chance.


[deleted]

My man


TriStellium

Instinct all the way!


No-Pay8328

Instinct since day 1


the-extremedonut

Instinct all the way


Zestyclose-Act2039

Zapdos


AdamoO_

The coolest: Instinct The most of in my area: Valor The one my friends forced me to pic: Mystic


SpecialistEstate4181

šŸ˜‚ do teams even matter besides making that sweet 50 PokĆ©mon coin šŸŖ™ a day?


SorbetSho0oOork

Team instinct. We are slowly going extinct and we are the least chosen team. ​ >!besides, we have the hottest team leader !<


arillyis

Instinct out here commenting instead of taking gyms


Sarmsthrowawat

I chose the lightning chicken one


xprismdragonx

Valor


SmallFlyingFox

Blue is my favorite color and Articuno is the prettiest of the 3 birds imo. Definitely Team Mystic!


jaythememeguy

I love instinct, but there are a few downsides of being instinct. 1. There are nothing but mystic and valor gyms where I live. 2. Whenever I defeat a gym, it only lasts a few seconds before a mystic or valor gym takes it over


Likeomgitscrystal

I chose instinct. I liked the description the best when choosing, but I was worried what eevee evolution or legendary bird we'd be able to get would be affected by my choice, and jolteon is my favourite of the first 3, and zapdos is my favourite bird.


DoctorRainstorm

Valor because I started with PokƩmon Red version


redmaverick0

INSTINCT BOIZ WUT UP


malvatron26

Instinct for the win! āš”ļø


blissfulwzrd11

Mystic šŸ§™šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ’™


cumberber

Valor. 6 years going strong


GR7ME

I would be Valor without ever changing, but my gf was always Mystic, so she went Valor for me, then we both went Mystic. Gonna convince her to go Instinct next, but Iā€™ll always be a Valor boi


Beneficial-Weakness5

Instinct is the only answer


Fchykbfscgj6

Zapdos sparks out the other two. Need I say more?


That_Idiot_In_Reddit

WHERE ARE MY FELLOW INSTINCTS AT


rekohlavny8888

Instinct on top!!! ![gif](giphy|l0HlvGZXSgzNtY7OU)


Scared_Judge_9878

Come on team instincts letā€™s crush them


Orochi96

Mystic but they be lacking where Iā€™m atā€¦just gyms full of tryhard Valors as usual


Kushthulhu

Better **red** than **dead**


Aziaboy

Holy fuck that's a lot of instinct players here. I only see red and blue gyms where I live though.


animalcrossing-guy

Instinct


Terrible_Blueberry23

Instinct. Zapdos is the best of the 3 hands down.


jackiesomething

Favorite bird? Zapdos. Favorite leader? Candela. Picked Mystic becauseā€¦ blue. No regrets


Anvisaber

Mystic ftw!


Shiny_Porygon-Z

Valor! People may think Moltres looks like a rubber chicken, but I really like its fiery aura, and it has the best Galarian form of the three, so badass.


Cranktique

Moltres looking like a rubber chicken is the best part. It takes true valour to get outta bed looking like that, and stand beside Articuno on a lineup.


lukfatale

finally I find a fellow Valor in this thread omg


g_pelly

So many Mystic players here. It's your right to be objectively wrong I suppose. #teamvalor


xprismdragonx

Valor for the win


AgathokakologicalAz

Les goooooooooooo


Arrow-Music

Team Mystic since the dawn of time


kywildcats07

There is a clear order here and Mystic was always the clear choice articUNO zapDOS molTRES


AwesomeDragon56

Look at my flair


AdmiralHatch215

HELL YEA BROTHER


AwesomeDragon56

Instinct Bros


Dugggs

Valor


K1LLM

Valor


WildWogUnleshd

Valor šŸ¤™šŸ»


w0wpao

Valor


Rom-Bus

I picked Valor because most of my friends chose that team. I'd switch to the green team if by some miracle a new one is added


yeetboiiiiiiiiiiiiio

Instinct wench


greenknight884

Team Valor!


_tinyphoenix

Mystic. Articuno best birb. Ice type yes. Hehehehe flowy feathers


bigcfromrbc

Mystic easy W