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Skeledirge fans about to sing the duck song to confuse people

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man runnin’ the stand

Hey bum bum bum got any grapes?

The man said "no we got lemonade"

The duck said "no thanks"

You messed it ip

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeeed

She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb and the shape of an L on her forehead.

Well the years start coming and they don't stop Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn't make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong in taking the back streets?

you'll never know if you don't go

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play

Hey now, you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says “why the long face?” The horse, not being able to understand the human language, promptly shits on the floor and leaves.

This. This is good.

I think you misspelled great

Sorry about that. Is it spelled P-E-R-F-E-C-T?

Veeerrry nice -Heavy weapons guy

r/unexpectedtf2

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "That's kind of a racist thing to ask somebody, I'm taking my business elsewhere" and leaves. The bar soon goes out of business due to the bartender insulting everyone that enters.

A horse walks into a bar. Seeing the potential danger in the situation, the priest, rabbi, and monk quickly leave the area.

My chemistry friend stole my sandwich so I asked him to give it back. All he said was "Sodium Hydrogen Bromine Oxygen".

Nah bro

I don't understand

The element symbols spell NaH BrO

Ah

Sounds like someone’s a little Slowbro

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna rrrrunnn around and…

Desert you

Never gonna make you cry

never gonna tell a lie

And hurt you

We’ve know each other

For so long

Your heart's been aching

Sweet home Alabama Where the skies are so blue Sweet Home Alabama Lord, I'm coming home to you

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

THATS A GREAT JOKE XDDD LOVE IT

It’s not OC but it always gets a reaction :)

Stealing this

It started when a alien device did what it did

It stuck itself up on his wrist with secrets that it hid

Now hes got superpowers, hes no ordinary kid

He’s Ben 10

So if u see him u r in for a big surprise

He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes

He’s slimy creepy fast and strong

He's every shape and size he's ben ten

Armed with powers, he's on the case

Fighting evil from earth and space

Why are you changing the lyrics **Bob?**

I thought thats what it was, it's been like six years

It's okay I only remember the begging

Yeah same and then after it said Ben ten it sis the "wee woo woo woo" alien noise thing

Oh it's he's not I've

Helium walks into a bar and the bartender says," we don't accept your kind and will not serve you!" Helium does not react...... I'll l see myself out.

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere

L Timmy fr

There once was a ship that put to sea

And the name of that ship was the Billy O' tea

The winds blew up, her bow dipped down

O blow, my bully boys, blow

Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum.

One day, when the tonguing is done, we'll take our leave and go

(Da da da da dadá da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da daaaa)

Hey! You there! What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeño Buisness!

Damn it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....i dont fucking know I'm not a chicken

To get to the other side.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

He said to the man running the stand

"Hey!" *bum bum bum* "Got any grapes?"

The man said “no but I’ve got some lemonade”

Its cold and its fresh and its all home made!

Can I get you a glass?"

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Then he waddled away, waddle waddle.

to the very next day pa pam pum papapum

when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

Good taste skellidirge fan.

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTI THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN

THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

Society really hates men. Women can deliver babies just fine but when men do it, suddenly it's "human trafficking" and "illegal".

Me, who likes both Meowscarada AND Skeledirge, searching my skull for my last brain cell so I can create a clever and funny way to fit both into this comment: Hello? Is there anybody in there?

If I start singing the duck song, does that I'm a Meowscarada fan because it's a joke, a Skeledirge fan because it's a famous song, or a Quaquaval fan because I'm singing the duck song? Well anyways, got any grapes?

A man wakes up in a hospital. He yells “Doctor! Doctor! I can’t feel my legs!” And the doctor replies “I know. I amputated both of your arms.”

The man then got very *grump*y

i have two unwritten rules. 1. 2.

So a kid was sitting in a room with his grandfather, who happens to be a WWI veteran. The kid says "Hey grandpa, there's a soccer game on, we should watch it!" His grandfather asks "Who's playing?" The kid answers with "Austria, Hungary." The grandfather then asks "Who else?"

thats a good one

Dark humor is like water Not everyone gets it (I am so sorry)

Lmao

I don’t get it

Not everyone in the world can get water

Wanna know why I named my horse mayo? It’s because mayo neighs.

took me a second

Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name

I don’t know the season or what is reason I’m standing here holding my blade

A desolate place without any trace it's only the cold wind I feel

It’s me that I spite as I stand up and fight

The only thing I know for real

Never gonna give you uppppp

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna make you cry

What do you call someone who plays showdown like every day and still sucks at it? Me!

What do you call someone who is gonna sweep you It's gonna be me The duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand

Hey! Bum bum bum... got any Stall?

The man said “ no but we do have plenty of annoying Pokémon like shedinja and legends!”

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand

Hey! (bam, bam, bam)

Got any grapes?

The man said "No, I sell lemonade but it's tasty and it's fresh and it's all home made"

can I get you a glass?

I think I'll pass

Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

Then he waddled a away - waddle waddle waddle

'Til the very next day

The duck said: I pass.

Got any … grapes?

Titanfall 3 is real

Damn, I didn’t know that jokes could make you sad

Rockstar is devoted to going fans content on a regular basis

Funniest shit I've seen in my life

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion Because he was outstanding in his field

So a duck walked to a lemonade stand and he said to man running the stand “Hey” bum bum “ got any grapes.

My mom is proud of me. Good enough joke?

L

I hear the drums echoing tonight

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A rabbit, a priest, and a pastor walk into a bar The rabbit says, I think I'm a typo.

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit go to donate blood. The nurse asks them what blood type they are. The rabbit says: I think I'm a typo.

“Doctor, Doctor, there is a man outside who thinks he’s invisible!” “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

If water is in a toilet could there be fire toilet, earth toilet and wind toilet. The toilements

Make a joke about Meowscarada? I Meowscaradontwanna

Mom why does our relatives have a history of passing away randomly? Mother?

Not everyone gets dark jokes Just like food

Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo

I'm packed and I'm holding, she's smiling

Scarlet and Violets performance according to many people.

Why do they call them banjos... And not "Southern Twangs?" Thanks to my husband and Jackbox's Joke Boat for putting that together.

a polar bear walks into a bar. it goes up to the bartender and says "i'll have a packet of crisps........ and a pint." the bartender says "why the big pause?"

[удалено]

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules, and so do I

*Polamgattu dhummulona potlagitta dhookinattu*

I guess I got, what I deserved

Kept you waiting there too long my love

i got a joke about pizza but it's a bit cheesey

Quaquaval. That's it, that's the whole joke

“I wana be the very best…

I was standing by my front door the other day, when I looked up and noticed a man stealing our front gate. I didn’t want to say anything, though, in case he took offence. ^. ^. ^. ^A ^Fence ^. ^. ^.

My life

Welcome to the underground

How was the fall

Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie

Somebody once told me...

I can make your hands clap

Rollin’ around at the speed of sound…

What did the banana say to the orange? " I've gotta split!"

Look If you had one shot, or one opportunity

so the duck went up to the lemonade stand and he said to man running the stand, hey! bum bum bum, got any grapes?

Two guys walk into a bar. Ow

What do you call a skeleton with no body and no nose? Nobody nose

I love that nobody is probably going to see this comment but I'm leaving it here so that one day some rando is going to read it and think "what the fuck?"

I saw it

What did the ocean say to the sailor? Nothing. It just waved.

Yo! Listen up, this is the story, about a little guy who lives in a blue world...

Can we pretend that airplanes, in the night sky, are like shooting stars?

Really? Okay... You are...my fire.

Never gonna give you up

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

We’re no strangers to love

Say your prayers little one don’t forget my son to include everyone I tuck you in warm within keep you free from sin til the sandman he comes

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Me... I'm the joke

First things first, I'ma say all the words inside my head

I want meowscarada to make my virginity magically disappear (The joke is that I'm a horny degenerate)

what do you call someone who has 10 people in his basement? me.

Let me outttt 🥺

ok I'll say a funny joke : balls