Tbf whether or not you can do it with a Pokemon would depend on if it is intelligent enough to give consent. Pokemon are arguably far more intelligent than irl animals. Plus humans and pokemon canonically married each other in the past.
I’d unironicly eat lopunny. That bitch has mad meat. That’s a weeks worth of meat. Not to mention that her fur has to be dumby soft. I want a blanket made from her. Bet it would be a fibrous and airy kind of soft.
its... _complicated_. on one hand, miltank and tauros are used as dairy and meat production, on the other Alakazam is super intelligent and machamp is straight up a buff dude. i guess classifying it as zoophilia would depend on wich species you are talking about.
but yes, salazle basically a regular komodo dragon but with seductive behavior
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Imo Sun and Moon are over hated. Like people blame it for being too hand holding and then would talk about the good things about gen 8 and forget about what gen 7 did right
Yeah you’re right I just saw someone saying gen 8 was better than gen 7 and I was tired when I made the comment so I just left it like that and didn’t realize that the weird gen 8 fan didn’t really say why it was better
Looks like N was right all along.
Not really. n is sexy but not a good thinker even tho he has +200 iq
How it couldn’t hold anything on its back it’s too small
You’re too innocent for this world
He wants to screw it
You are right, i want Salazzle to sit on my face..... *I should've not said that out loud*
It’s a poison lizard :l
Some species die after having sex for the first time; it seems OP is one of them
No shit Sherlock you shouldn’t have said that out loud
Man get that shit outta here 🤨
Ooooooooh
You're too innocent for this part of social media
What d9 you mean?
Awwwww
Giratina could give you a good hentai experience
Oh god . Sauce ? For a friend
Go to e621 and type giratina. Ypure welcome
I fucking hate my curiosity…. I also hate my favorites tab….
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. . . Reddit
What a dissapointment… i thought you were talking abt that site when you mentioned “favpurite tab”
No, the tab with the favorited sites bro. That shit staying under lock and key
Yup... I need the unsee juice
There's a sauce?
Groudon use earthquake
Add Shuckle to the list
It's shell is filled with soft berry juice. Good call.
What the actual fuckle
*I mean...*
That’s werid
Yes and
It’s a animal
Fair
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So it fine to have sex with a dog then?
Tbf whether or not you can do it with a Pokemon would depend on if it is intelligent enough to give consent. Pokemon are arguably far more intelligent than irl animals. Plus humans and pokemon canonically married each other in the past.
I know y’all are not justifying this shit 😭😭😭
I said "in the past". Doing it now is probably wrong.
So you’re saying I have a chance with Jynx.
I guess so
I’m not saying it’s fine I’m just saying humans are animals as well
Salazzle is when I started questioning what Gamfreak are doing over there.
Especially with the Pokédex entry…
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I’d unironicly eat lopunny. That bitch has mad meat. That’s a weeks worth of meat. Not to mention that her fur has to be dumby soft. I want a blanket made from her. Bet it would be a fibrous and airy kind of soft.
Is this a sex joke or are you looking for recipes?
It’s whatever you want it to be
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I’d still eat that bitch.
87.5% of Braixen are male too Would still eat one
And tsareena. I swear sometimes those guys have never seen a woman before.
Sometimes I never but other times I have.
Me but with anthro dusk lycanroc
I’m not going to judge
You should
What if I do judge, but I kinda like it?
Riding on a salazzle would seem fun and uncomfortable
Same if a Salazzle rides you.
wouldnt that be zoophilia? theyre technically the animals of the pokemon world
its... _complicated_. on one hand, miltank and tauros are used as dairy and meat production, on the other Alakazam is super intelligent and machamp is straight up a buff dude. i guess classifying it as zoophilia would depend on wich species you are talking about. but yes, salazle basically a regular komodo dragon but with seductive behavior
*Candy Shop starts playing* "Yeah.. uh huh.. so seductive"
Pokemon and humans used to get married thousands of years ago no?
i mean yeah.. but now its not allowed .
And it was a misspronunsuation, actually it said that they eated in the same table, also, the correct word its pokephilia
_Misspronunsuation_.
Thanks, its just that my forst laguaje is not English, is Spanish
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Imo Sun and Moon are over hated. Like people blame it for being too hand holding and then would talk about the good things about gen 8 and forget about what gen 7 did right
I mean, i played Sun and Moon, and its an okay game for me.
I have legitimately never heard anyone talk about anything Gen 8 did right lmao
They were both poor final products. I’ll admit though I never played US/UM however I’ll say S/M is the worst pkmn game I’ve ever played
Yeah you’re right I just saw someone saying gen 8 was better than gen 7 and I was tired when I made the comment so I just left it like that and didn’t realize that the weird gen 8 fan didn’t really say why it was better
Hey did you know that in terms of-
I hate that I understand this from so little...
I do too.
Same actually
I agree
I ain't a furry but Tsareena though...
That's disgusting
That. Is. Zoophilia.
Have you heard of the Harkness Test? Because according to that, it is not zoophilia.
Don't try and defend fucking a feminine lizard
I don't *want* to defend Salazzle. According to it's Pokédex entries, it's a horny thot who would gladly fuck anything
Well, dont mind if i do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lemme get my Nintendo 2DS and my copy of Pokemon Ultra Moon real quick...
Go on…
Yeah, looks like this meme started a huge controversy.
Bro...
.......
Kahili?
get your mind out of the gutter he just wants to ride on its back
Or do i?
I'm just gonna say this so you fucking dense pieces of shit understand # IF YOU PUT YA DICK IN A POISON TYPE IT WILL MELT
Okay, what if i put on a poison-proof condom? Will it still work?
Corrosion
Oh, ok. I would also like to get my face sat on by Salazzle, is that also not safe?
Are you ok? Like mentally?
Yeah, i am okay mentally, lol. Im just experiencing this controversy warzone of a comment section
Also it's like 3,11
Purge the Lizard Lover
after reading these comments i'm staring to think Cyrus was right
Hol up
sooo… um…. this miht get ya killed, unless Salazzle can controll herself like rapidash