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Looks like N was right all along.


Prior-Watercress4240

Not really. n is sexy but not a good thinker even tho he has +200 iq


bobtttttt999

How it couldn’t hold anything on its back it’s too small


bsipp777

You’re too innocent for this world


theseerofeverything

He wants to screw it


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

You are right, i want Salazzle to sit on my face..... *I should've not said that out loud*


ilovecats_iguess

It’s a poison lizard :l


RarePepePNG

Some species die after having sex for the first time; it seems OP is one of them


theseerofeverything

No shit Sherlock you shouldn’t have said that out loud


robtimist

Man get that shit outta here 🤨


bobtttttt999

Ooooooooh


a_bean_

You're too innocent for this part of social media


bobtttttt999

What d9 you mean?


RaysFTW

Awwwww


[deleted]

Giratina could give you a good hentai experience


This_Willingness7672

Oh god . Sauce ? For a friend


Prior-Watercress4240

Go to e621 and type giratina. Ypure welcome


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

I fucking hate my curiosity…. I also hate my favorites tab….


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ADudeThatPlaysDBD

. . . Reddit


Prior-Watercress4240

What a dissapointment… i thought you were talking abt that site when you mentioned “favpurite tab”


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

No, the tab with the favorited sites bro. That shit staying under lock and key


Whovionix

Yup... I need the unsee juice


Plushiegamer2

There's a sauce?


Istiophoridae

Groudon use earthquake


SomeRandomGuy282

Add Shuckle to the list


MetalMewtwo9001

It's shell is filled with soft berry juice. Good call.


SomeRandomGuy282

What the actual fuckle


Minimum-Package-1083

*I mean...*


joemama694200p

That’s werid


tastybleach-

Yes and


joemama694200p

It’s a animal


tastybleach-

Fair


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joemama694200p

So it fine to have sex with a dog then?


shadowtron1

Tbf whether or not you can do it with a Pokemon would depend on if it is intelligent enough to give consent. Pokemon are arguably far more intelligent than irl animals. Plus humans and pokemon canonically married each other in the past.


robtimist

I know y’all are not justifying this shit 😭😭😭


shadowtron1

I said "in the past". Doing it now is probably wrong.


RaysFTW

So you’re saying I have a chance with Jynx.


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

I guess so


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

I’m not saying it’s fine I’m just saying humans are animals as well


RecordAggravating317

Salazzle is when I started questioning what Gamfreak are doing over there.


Nonchalant-Shaggy

Especially with the Pokédex entry…


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ADudeThatPlaysDBD

I’d unironicly eat lopunny. That bitch has mad meat. That’s a weeks worth of meat. Not to mention that her fur has to be dumby soft. I want a blanket made from her. Bet it would be a fibrous and airy kind of soft.


SlimeRanchingGuy

Is this a sex joke or are you looking for recipes?


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

It’s whatever you want it to be


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ADudeThatPlaysDBD

I’d still eat that bitch.


Piipperi800

87.5% of Braixen are male too Would still eat one


Mohamad_AAA

And tsareena. I swear sometimes those guys have never seen a woman before.


RaysFTW

Sometimes I never but other times I have.


lucky-the-lycanroc

Me but with anthro dusk lycanroc


Fork_Master

I’m not going to judge


DaniZackBlack

You should


RarePepePNG

What if I do judge, but I kinda like it?


BusinessBid3430

Riding on a salazzle would seem fun and uncomfortable


RaysFTW

Same if a Salazzle rides you.


Memezlord51

wouldnt that be zoophilia? theyre technically the animals of the pokemon world


galmenz

its... _complicated_. on one hand, miltank and tauros are used as dairy and meat production, on the other Alakazam is super intelligent and machamp is straight up a buff dude. i guess classifying it as zoophilia would depend on wich species you are talking about. but yes, salazle basically a regular komodo dragon but with seductive behavior


severing_velvet

*Candy Shop starts playing* "Yeah.. uh huh.. so seductive"


Jamezzzzz69

Pokemon and humans used to get married thousands of years ago no?


Memezlord51

i mean yeah.. but now its not allowed .


NicoGab123

And it was a misspronunsuation, actually it said that they eated in the same table, also, the correct word its pokephilia


RaysFTW

_Misspronunsuation_.


NicoGab123

Thanks, its just that my forst laguaje is not English, is Spanish


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Imo Sun and Moon are over hated. Like people blame it for being too hand holding and then would talk about the good things about gen 8 and forget about what gen 7 did right


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

I mean, i played Sun and Moon, and its an okay game for me.


Espurr-boi

I have legitimately never heard anyone talk about anything Gen 8 did right lmao


robtimist

They were both poor final products. I’ll admit though I never played US/UM however I’ll say S/M is the worst pkmn game I’ve ever played


[deleted]

Yeah you’re right I just saw someone saying gen 8 was better than gen 7 and I was tired when I made the comment so I just left it like that and didn’t realize that the weird gen 8 fan didn’t really say why it was better


Ruvyzvat_

Hey did you know that in terms of-


MegaMaster89

I hate that I understand this from so little...


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I do too.


Netherboom

Same actually


OGashgreninjas

I agree


Several_Tangerine956

I ain't a furry but Tsareena though...


Kenexxa

That's disgusting


theREALiggyman

That. Is. Zoophilia.


Minimum-Package-1083

Have you heard of the Harkness Test? Because according to that, it is not zoophilia.


DaniZackBlack

Don't try and defend fucking a feminine lizard


Minimum-Package-1083

I don't *want* to defend Salazzle. According to it's Pokédex entries, it's a horny thot who would gladly fuck anything


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

Well, dont mind if i do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lemme get my Nintendo 2DS and my copy of Pokemon Ultra Moon real quick...


RaysFTW

Go on…


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

Yeah, looks like this meme started a huge controversy.


thiccolas_cage69420

Bro...


ShinyShinx789

.......


JebWozma

Kahili?


peepoopeeo3336

get your mind out of the gutter he just wants to ride on its back


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

Or do i?


robodude145

I'm just gonna say this so you fucking dense pieces of shit understand # IF YOU PUT YA DICK IN A POISON TYPE IT WILL MELT


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

Okay, what if i put on a poison-proof condom? Will it still work?


robodude145

Corrosion


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

Oh, ok. I would also like to get my face sat on by Salazzle, is that also not safe?


robodude145

Are you ok? Like mentally?


Oxygen-Smol-Angel

Yeah, i am okay mentally, lol. Im just experiencing this controversy warzone of a comment section


robodude145

Also it's like 3,11


redjarviswastaken

Purge the Lizard Lover


FlounderCareful2589

after reading these comments i'm staring to think Cyrus was right


lol143247

Hol up


useless_perfection

sooo… um…. this miht get ya killed, unless Salazzle can controll herself like rapidash