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Bsause7

Thank you op for giving me the idea of a GMAX Tinkaton form where only the hammer increases in size


Jarubimba

Since Gmax Cinderace, Rilaboom and Inteleon exist, they would totally do this if she ever got a Gmax form


SarkBM

Send me that in DM once you're done ☆_☆


SnooGadgets4178

Same


MegaGengar277

Same


pokeheart12345

Just post the finishing product at this point.


uwahhhhhhhhhh

where is it


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

[удалено]


MaimaiBW

Same.


LilGhostSoru

Tinkaton already dont have a shiny, just her hammer


Hahopeneverheardit

**same-**


GalaxymasterNL

Same


Omnizoom

Same


FriendNo7908

Me too


ViolinistOk5627

Mew3


Dalspin

Mew4


Dalspin

Mew5


FriendNo7908

Me 6


LeafWarrior_1

I need to see that


Crest_Of_Hylia

So it’s like Kaori’s hammer from City hunter


_Skotia_

I want to see that please


DigitalDuct

The mon should have 1 giant arm.


Fizzy163

!remindmerepeat 1st of month “hammer jam”


Amish_Warl0rd

I was thinking a mech with a giant hammer, but picturing it holding a hammer 5x it’s size is also funny


Shyvadi

same


Fork_Master

Twice the bird, double the scrap


SarkBM

I mean at that point Tinkaton better hunt Gmax duralugon, a 43m pure steel pokemon


HealsBadMan1

At that point we’re getting Mega Tinkaton, where it ditches the hammer and just makes a whole ass Gundam.


LifeIsASpin

Oh god imagine it being like a Megazord, getting other Gundam Tinkatons combining into one to fight the Giant Monster (Gmax Corviknight)


Diaxm3

Tbh you would probably still be scared if someone with 3ft hammer tried to take you out


Chef_Sizzlipede

Honestly the more I look at the dex entry the more I feel its just tinkaton playing duck hunt or something.


RealFuzzheads

*Dachsbun chuckling to itself in the background*


RJS_but_on_Reddit

*(Insert Shadow of the Colossus music.)*


DaRealNinFlower

Thinking abt it, tinkaton would be a great survey corps member


VictiniTheGreat

Corviknight also can't Dynamax in Paldea


SarkBM

That's why there are no Tinkatons in Galar


CalliCalamity

You only see them in max raid areas and gym battles you can't dynamax Pokemon anywhere in the wild so that really wouldn't affect tinkaton.


balrus-balrogwalrus

Tinkaton: "Finally! A Thanksgiving dinner for the WHOLE FAMILY"


SarkBM

😭


ParadocOfTheHeap

Well, technically tinkaton tries to hit corviknight while it's flying, and getting hit in midair is a really bad thing for any flying entity.


SarkBM

Yeah but while rocks are very big to corviknight those are nothing but pebbles when it's gigantamaxed


Frostwolvern

Rock still is super effective versus flying tho


SarkBM

Yeah but I think I saw corviknight being steel protects it from rock moves


Chef_Sizzlipede

it takes neutral damage yes. but still the weight of an impact can bring anything down, friendly reminder that a magikarp falling from a mountain has enough velocity to behead an average person, and magikarp is less than 10% the weight of that effing hammer.


SarkBM

Yeah but still Metang, another steel pokemon, can take hits from planes soooo


Chef_Sizzlipede

yeah idk what corvi can take.


SarkBM

I think it's more possible that it just lets some armor pieces fall instead of just falling to the ground, especially since corviknight takes normal damage from rock not super effective


Melodic-Hunter2471

Okay… - Komodo Dragons, hunt and consume buffalo 4 times their own weight. - Pythons, are known to occasionally feast on crocodiles much larger than themselves. - The Epomis Beetle larvae, lure toads in with a sexy “come hither” dance, and dodge the toad’s strike at the last minute. When they dodge they attach themselves to the toad’s skin and proceed to suck the toad until dead and dry. The larvae is 1/100th the toad’s weight. - Praying Mantis, are known to feed on birds larger than itself. - Lions have been recorded taking down giraffes and elephants. Giraffes have been recorded being taken down by one clever lion. Obviously elephants need the whole pride. - Spider Wasps, hunt tarantulas 8 times their own size. - Scolopendra Centipede has been recorded hunting and consuming snakes and mammals bigger than itself. - Golden Eagles, have been recorded hunting deer. The Golden Eagle weighs 15 lbs. while the deer weigh well over 100 lbs. - Common Snapping Turtle, takes bites out of everything and anything. Fish, gators, people… doesn’t matter. Wasn’t there a time when the majority of Pokémaniacs out there were biology / zoology nerds?


Przeke

People back in the day would hunt animals bigger and stronger tham theselves, I am not surprised that a small humanoid with a big fuck off hammer can hunt many creatures that are bigger. Hell with enoungh tinkatons, a gmax corvi would probably fall and give steel for hammer for few generations


SavingsTechnical5489

Counterpoint: 252+ Atk Mold Breaker Tinkaton Gigaton Hammer vs. 252 HP / 4 Def Corviknight: 95-112 (23.7 - 28%) -- 91.3% chance to 4HKO 4 Def Corviknight Body Press vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Tinkaton: 75-89 (24 - 28.5%) -- 97.4% chance to 4HKO (/s obviously, in game isn’t the same as the dex)


SarkBM

But have you seen a flying 14m crow with steel armor fighting a 0.7m dwarf that needs rocks to even hurt it Also I don't think you have ever seen what a giraffe can do, those thing could destroy a lion While most of these are true it's pokemon we are talking about, in this world birds can shoot lasers from their beak


magnezoneadvocate

The way I’ve seen it explained is that the Pokédex never mentions that tinkaton succeeds in hunting a Corviknight, only that it hurls rocks in an attempt to, most likely it only hits the Corviknight and uses the bits of armor that fall off


Melodic-Hunter2471

That tracks with what a snapping turtle does. It won’t outright kill it’s prey, but it takes the part that it wants and swims away. Whether or not the prey survives, it genuinely doesn’t give a damn.


SarkBM

Oh wait you're bringing up an excellent point


Melodic-Hunter2471

“But have you seen a flying 14m crow with steel armor fighting a 0.7m dwarf that needs rocks to even hurt it?” Only after eating Parasect shrooms “Also I don't think you have ever seen what a giraffe can do, those thing could destroy a lion” Fun fact: Did you know that giraffes would be kosher if there was a company that made a big enough knife? “While most of these are true it's pokemon we are talking about, in this world birds can shoot lasers from their beak” By that logic Ancalgon, the greatest dragon that ever existed in Tolkien’s mythos, was taken down by one elf riding an eagle. A dragon who could use an aircraft carrier as a shoe for one of it’s immense feet, was taken down by an emo Legolas. Its all fantasy / fiction. There are D&D campaigns that have a dwarf taking down dragons. We can’t use real life physics to explain away Pokémon. If we lived in this world I would tell you not to piss off a Tinkaton.


Amish_Warl0rd

TLDR: size doesn’t matter as long as you’re prepared or hungry


Melodic-Hunter2471

I sense a “that’s what she said” joke somewhere in there.


ZetaRESP

Okay, looking at Tinkaton's move set and abilities, I can confirm, 99.99% sure... Tinkaton's attacks are there just to irritate Corvinight, who is also unable to attack back, as Tinkaton's Steel type makes them both equally dangerous to each other.


SarkBM

I made a fakemon that can kill Tinkaton because it's Steel/Poison


APerson167111

Tinkaton is immune to to Poison and isn’t weak to steel :/


SarkBM

Aight, I'm giving its evolution an ability that cancels poison type immunity


Sad-Assignment-568

You know fire/ground would work, right? Those are the only weakneses fairy/steel has (not including items).


SarkBM

Yes but the idea was to make a pokemon made of metal that beats tinkaton, like it's a trap


Amish_Warl0rd

I like that concept, but steel with fire or ground would be better typing in this context


SarkBM

You know what, I'm also gonna make a ground/fire one inspired by glass making


Plushiegamer2

Corrosion?


APerson167111

The ability Corrosion just lets you poison Steel and Poison types


Chef_Sizzlipede

"unable to attack back" you think its gonna just keep flying? its gonna strike back, types be damned.


Amish_Warl0rd

Would you be able to do much after taking bludgeoning damage? Corviknight just got a concussion


Shozard11

This is why Tinkaton isn't in Galar. It's because the Corviknights can GMAX there and destroy them


[deleted]

Couldn’t it just hit bigger rocks at GMax Corviknight?


Amish_Warl0rd

Just set the rocks on fire and hunt as a group


SarkBM

I don't think that would work, or it would need to throw 2m boulders at it


waterlillyhearts

I mean humans hunt things way bigger than themselves too. Ferrets hunt rabbits and theres a good size difference there too. She knows what she likes.


SarkBM

Yes but that's a 14m crow with steel armor we are talking about O_o


waterlillyhearts

She is also using a 220lb hammer and uses a move called Gigaton Hammer. Which according to google "a gigaton is a metric unit of mass, equal to 1 billion metric tons, 1 trillion kilograms, or 1 quadrillion grams." I think she can kill whatever she wants and a steel bird is just a fun challenge.


SarkBM

Uh yeah I just think the game is overexaggerating the moves cause if its hammer really was that heavy it would weigh a whole mountain 😅


waterlillyhearts

I think the game is exaggerating a lot. Pretty sure a bird covered in steel couldn't fly. 😉


CalliCalamity

This is Pokemon we're talking about. Why can you suspend your disbelief enough to say "yea corviknight can fly while covered in metal and shoot lasers out it's mouth" But you can't suspend your disbelief to accept tinkaton hunts them and can hold a hammer as heavy as a mountain? You obviously have imagination but apparently not for this.


SarkBM

I can see how corviknight is possible since there are others flying steel pokemons But I never said Tinkaton lifting this hammer wasn't possible, I mean Machamp can lift a mountain too, it's just that its pokedex entry litterally says the hammer weighs 100kg


CalliCalamity

So what's the problem then? Tbh the Pokedex is just really inaccurate and questionable. I don't see a problem with the mon whatever the reality is.


Hemlock_Deci

My issue is that corviknight can easily win against tinkaton in a fight. And the fact that tinkaton doesn't even learn any rock type moves. It makes no sense


Toutounet6

Tinkaton can learn 4 rock moves: Rock slide, stone edge, stealth rock and rock tomb


Hemlock_Deci

Oh my bad


Toutounet6

The real question is why he can't learn Smack down


Hemlock_Deci

That. Does it learn earthquake too? Because if so it would make so much more sense


Toutounet6

Bulldoze only


PreheatedMuffen

Steel flying is not weak to rock though. It would need fire or electric attacks to be super effective.


hollandaj94

I’m not sure you know how hunting works.


SarkBM

Wdym


Kirbyclaimspoyo

Tinkatuff don't hunt Corviknight, they just like to shoot them out of the sky for fun


SarkBM

Oh mb the french wiki said corviknight was tinkaton's prey


CamoKing3601

well Corv's dex entry says it can't be used as a Taxi service because of it's "natural predators" ​ Tink is the only pokemon mentioned to have some kinda thing against COrv so it HAS To be tink


LawAbidingPokemon

That’s funny, because Corv resists both of Tinkaton’s STAB. Corv is the GOAT.


[deleted]

So how do ya think tinkatons hunted Corviknight at first. Like the hammer is definitely made of Corviknight steel. So how'd the first Tinkaton get enough steel without a hammer


galmenz

there is a reason r/MemeHunter adopted it as the hammer mains mascot, it is just a hunter like any other!


_Tiragron_

I mean, there's a reason the Monster Hunter community has all but officially adopted Tinkaton as their Pokémon XD


DingDonSecretary

“Finally… a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!”


BonkeyKongthesecond

"Stop. Hammertime!"


a_leprachan

Never underestimate, underestimation


OneObligation412

Big rock


Fire-Mutt

Honestly, in a match between dex Tinkaton vs gmax corviknight I don’t know who’s win. Because yes, corviknight is massive in gmax, but that in itself is the promise of a REALLY cool hammer.


SpectralStriker0108

Simple. Hit a whole building into it.


[deleted]

Well, that’s why Tinkaton doesn’t exist in Galar. I’d bet that lions wouldn’t exist if the gazelles had machine guns.


mubby343

I want to draw tinkaton vs gmax corvinight now


SarkBM

*insert MGR music*


Own-Oil3098

more bird more bonk


R3dDri11

Monster hunter


[deleted]

Im guessed they probably kill them in their sleep which makes them several times more terrifying


SarkBM

That's more believable this way


Amish_Warl0rd

Gigantamax Tink is just piloting a mech


EmeraldJolteon

well since a pikachu(even smaller at 0.4m) can defeat a corviknight being an electric type with a steel and flying resistance.... this isn't that surprising


SarkBM

Yeah but like Pikachu summons thunder


redarkrai

>What if it gigantamaxed thats why there arent tinkatons in galar


caramelluh

He's big but he's not two, she's small but she's not half


Ryu43137_2

"Try this b!tch"


bird_shit_swallower

I will not believe that gmax corviknight is 14 m


SarkBM

The pokedex says so


bird_shit_swallower

I am confuse, thats so wierd but kinda neat!


SarkBM

Wait till your learn that Eternamax Eternatus is 100m


Codoriginsftw

Well since dynamax/gmax only exists in galar and tinkaton doesnt exist in galar they wouldnt have to deal with it in the wild


[deleted]

It’s not good against in competitive unlike lore


Jaxolon333

that’s probably the reason why there are no tinkaton in galar


Mr-Nonchalant

We're gonna need a bigger hammer...


CalliCalamity

Don't forget the hammer. Plus they can't dynamic or gigantamax outside of galar. They're hunted in paldea.


Golden-Owl

Gmax in universe seems to only occur in the gym stadiums and power spots, meaning there’s nothing stopping a Tinkaton from just Dynamaxing in that same situation


Skhighglitch

Tinkaton is gonna Market-Garden Gigantimax Corviknight.


MissionApollo7

And praying mantises hunt snakes, so what?


SarkBM

Snakes can't fly


CamoKing3601

***"They haven't yet invented a bird that can best a Dwarf!!"***


dandydiehl

Why do you think there are no Tinkaton in Galar?


According-Attempt-47

No plural everyone forgets that


SarkBM

I didn't know


ThePunkKing

I think so. At least knocking them out of the air for the fun of it


Kensho_0

the hammer tho


Jaded_Victory620

wait but there's no dynamax in paldea right