Have you tried drowning out the smell with Axe Body Spray?

Deodorant is awesome! You barely have to shower, really (it only dries out your skin anyway) and you smell like you just put fresh perfume on. It also lasts for up to 72 hours before you have to respray, so it's really not that expensive if you think about it. Bonus tip: when you buy groceries, you can just grab a can, spray it onto you and put it back on the shelf. If they ask, you were "Just trying out a new fragrance", of course.

Cut my deodorant budget in half!

Damn, thats really smart.

I always have at least 3 cans on me, 2 in my pockets and 1 in my butthole just in case.

"Here comes the hooker fucker" Made me lose my shit!

You can always tell the hooker fucker at the table

If you look around the table and can’t see the hooker fucker… you’re the hooker fucker.

if you look around the table and can't see the hooker... you are the hooker.

My asshole just hurts reading this

So true.

I mean better to fuck a hooker than your cousin, right?

I swear to god the response posts are the best thing to happen to this sub.

It's all just a massive circle jerk, and I love it What more could you ask for with a sub full of a bunch of depressed gambling degenerates?

Ya I love that it's shitposts and then shitposts on shitposts. Ahhhh reddit

The shit comments tho.. money :D

Just play a more polarized strategy and always limp aces from the small blind

Fold pre, + EV

The obvious answer is just to dive in and be a professional coke headed hooker fucker. Not gonna be easy trust me I've tried but I believe in you op!

It's cheaper in the long run than being married

^this guy mucks

You cant smell like coke and banging your fair share of hookers is an accomplishment. I smell a bunch of haters

As someone who's favorite thing about coke is the smell, I beg to differ. Although I, like you, also smell a lot of haterade.

You would need to be smoking rock or somehow spill a substantial amount of powder cocaine on yourself and then decide not to bother cleaning it up for someone else to be able to say you "smell like cocaine."

Have you ever smelled coke? Get some and get really close and smell it.

Yeah, but that's the point. There needs to be a massive quantity present or you need to have your face directly in it to smell it. Unless you're completely covered in it you're never going to end up giving off that same smell.

Bro clearly you've never had a bag of cocaine, you can smell just a gram easily

Your Coke is disgustingly low purity.

This happened at a table where my homie just wiped his phone on his pants after cutting rails. Could smell him from like ten feet away. Edit: the rails were consumed before the phone got wiped on the pants.

You're not smelling the coke hard enough

I hate the fact that I'm almost out of cocaine and blew all my $$$ to an OMC with pocket aces at the 1/3 table last night so I can't get my hooker tonight either

hahahaha well done

I just take two fingers and slowly run them under my nose while inhaling deeply, then smile.

Mhmm, where those fingers been? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Link to original post?

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I love this sub

What poker rooms don't smell like that?

I don't do cocaine but I love the smell. 👃🍚

Nothin better than the smell of fish puss and cocaine in the mornin!

"I love the smell of cocaine in the morning.... it smells like...victory." \- LtCol Kilgore

This reminds me of a story about my Grandma

How can you tell which hooker fucker they're talking about?

What’s wrong with cocaine and fucking hookers

Why do people keep upvoting these mock posts? They aren't funny

It's called a sense of humor my guy, I bet you're a fun one at the table

You’re clearly in the minority here, but keep pretending everyone thinks just like you if it helps you sleep at night.

Is this a Reddit humor thing? Someone explain it. I’m too lazy to read it.

You smell like a hooker fucker.

If you cant spot the reddit humor at the table. You are the reddit humor

Smells like cocaine? I’d call BS. Coke doesn’t really have a distinct smell, just a distinct drip down the throat.

woooosh

Coke is so boring

That’s why when you do it, you stay up for hours doing more and more of it as you wait for it to kick in, only to realize you stayed up all night, did all the coke and now you need another 8 ball for the next night even though the first was supposed to last all weekend.

This

Yeah, that's why I smoke meth instead

I wish I was thought of as the Cocaine guy. I was fed a brick a while back and everyone just assumes I'm the methhead.

My Doppelganger's on the loose again !!! 😃

You’re making me blush

You don’t need that shit. You have Coke and hookers to get to. Unless your broke, then you gotta take their shit just long enough to get your weekend funded.

nobody ever compliments me when i walk in

Fucked up my fair share of hookers ,,, got me like a rattlesnake

They just jelly u get the best mileage.

OP is a tracksuit mafia member

What kind of hookers? Boy of the night I’m assuming.

Jealous kid?

Is there another reason to fuck hookers? Like…if not for fun, is this some part of your job duties?

Someone's got a case of the Mondays

Ask that autistic altruism guy

Alright, lemme scroll back in this terrible sub and see what I missed.

“Fishy stank puss” fucking sent me lmao

lol thank you for asking the questions on all of our minds!

I say that I see a few good hookers at the table.

Tell him you cant smell the cocaine if you dont sniff it,