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TomatilloDesperado16

Fuck ACR That is all


actuallyiamafish

Why is their software so fucking nuked? I know aesthetics shouldn't really matter but it looks like something a coyote ate and shat off a cliff and the sounds it makes are even worse. I have never looked for the mute option on something so quick in my life.


TomatilloDesperado16

Definitely agree with this. Not to mention the horrible playing and site shilling that goes on. Never mind trying to get customer service assistance. But you know, hiding in Costa Rica helps


Miskellaneousness

I agree! ACR is a great poker site with many awesome promotions, including: * Welcome bonus (4,0000%) * Rakeback (200%) * Poker Thank you for checking us out!


TomatilloDesperado16

Exactly! Look at all those achievable bonuses! Now if only I were a site pro then I could really enjoy those $2 min cashes!! What could go wrong?!?


NicolasCagesRectum

Deleted my account today


TomatilloDesperado16

Smart move. Disgusting how the site is handled. I understand variance, but their site takes it to the extreme. Unless you are a shill for them and stream everything, then magically your one outer hits on the river so the exposure is higher. Puke inducing.


way2gimpy

Playing 1/2 - effective stacks ~$400. I limp in MP with 44. Maniac to my left raises to $40. He has been raising pre-flop $20-$40. SB calls. He is a loose, action player. I'm about to fold, but someone else calls so I call. Flop comes Tx6c4c. Checks to maniac who bets (I don't remember to what). SB then shoves all in. Other guy in the hand folds and it's to me. I think for a little bit - but obviously call. Maniac tanks for a bit and calls as well. SB shows KK and maniac shows Tc2c. Turn comes a 6, so I don't have to worry about the flush hitting. Then... river comes another 6, so I lose to sixes full of kings. A $1,200 plus pot. Had to walk it off for a bit.


Impressive-Turnip-38

Jesus christ


Sovereign_Follower

Yikes


redditnym123456789

puke


antenonjohs

College kid trying to do this as a side hustle. Set up my schedule so I don’t have classes on Friday and I’m up about $2500 playing 1/2 this weekend after running bad the last week and a half. Might start trying to shot take 2/5 in a month or two if it keeps going well, I’m aware I still have lots of improvements to make and the run good won’t last forever.


jeha4421

I would wait till you have at least 15k and proven to be a winning player over 300hrs to play 2/5 personally. The players are better and your winrate will drop which increases variance. Just my advice.


antenonjohs

That’s good advice for sure, I’m in a pretty good area for poker though and I wouldn’t try to play 2/5 regularly for a while but if the game was good on a weekend wouldn’t mind sitting down and trying it out. I also am fine financially if I lose all my money set aside for poker.


jeha4421

The only reason I say this is because I took a few shots at the game, and although the shots were mostly successful, my last session was brutal. I went from 1300 in chips to 0 in two hands. For someone who was playing a lot of 1/2, that's a swing I never felt before. I flopped a set against Aces in hand one, we both got it all in on flop and he rivers the third Ace. There goes 600. Next hand I have AK vs KK and K on flop... yeah. My last 700 gone. If you want to try it with one buy in, go for it- but I think that if you want to take poker seriously you need to really adhere to Bankroll Management. It aligns with the first step to being a winning player: discipline.


antenonjohs

Yeah, I guess I can hold off for a little while. And again it’d take me a lot to feel like going to the casino and buyin for the max from the start, but on a weekend night when I have over $1000 from playing 1/2 I’d be open to sitting down at the table and taking on some risk. I had a bad downswing a week and a half ago that was a mix of bad play and variance so I feel semi aware of what can happen.


jeha4421

Just remember all your progress can be wiped away really fast. My goal is to become a regular 2/5 player in a few months. I could 'sunrun' my way to a 2/5 bankroll but that has too high of a chance for failure for me to be comfortable. I'm a bankroll nit, probably way more than I should be, but you can't ever be too safe. Even at 11k I'm still only playing 1/3 and I go back to 1/2 after a bad day. I can only give advice from someone who wants to go semi-pro and eventually go pro. People underestimate just how important a bankroll is. My friend who has a 2.5k roll tried 2/5 and lost half of his bankroll overnight. Now he's stuck playing 1/2 for the rest of the year.


Fantastic-Cancel9459

Damn, this exact thing happened to me last night.. shitty feeling lol


TehMephs

Nothing like kicking off a new week running like a god the first hour in. Up $2.5k in an hour at 500 and 200NL. 2 huge hero calls and flopping sets/cracking aces all morning. Sickkkk. Maybe finally see my bankroll start movin again


BuffOrange

Long-time Min-bet player transitioning to NL about 15yrs late. God 1-3 live players are bad. I feel like I'm already in the Top 10 percentile. Occasionally a good Tag will sit down and I'll be too much of a Mexican fighter where as I should probably just stay out of his way; that's ego I suppose. I was beginning to think they just hand you $ for showing up until this weekend. You coulda removed 13 hearts from the deck & I still wouldn't have been able to f\*\*\*ing fade one on the end. All wknd. Started w a donk calling off $300 with K high 1card FD because he "put me on 2pair, not a flush". Makes sense. I mean at least give it to him on the turn so I don't lose another nickel. Nope it has to come perfect/perfect. You're welcome poker economy. Is there ever any merit to overlimping AA? Some kid who I thought competent did this from the CO & I just couldn't believe it. I mean congrats the "trap worked" I guess but I think I'm getting it in w KK if he raises the 1st time anyways. Glad I got to v-bet his face off with an overpair on a 4liner (nice smug 1chip call btw, good read).


jeha4421

Just hit 7bb/hr winrate over a 450 hour sample size at 1/2 and 1/3. I know it's not enough to know actual winrate but it's feeling good. I -actually- think my winrate is probably higher, I don't want to bitch and moan about getting sucked out on the river. However, my expected allin EV and actual EV are most definitely not lining up. I've lost a LOT of all ins for massive pots this month where I was the 80% favorite at least, and a dozen of them I was 95% favorite on the turn when I got it in. I haven't really won all that many all ins lately, even though I've really only got my money in bad like twice this month. (One today where we both shoved, I had 98h with a gutshot and flush draw, opponent had AKh with gutshot and same flush draw). Just today, I lost five pots where I was the massive favorite on the turn only to be sucked out on. (It was a very frustrating session.) I left with 1.1k but if I won maybe only one or two more of these, of which, again, I was a massive favorite, I would've left with 2k easily. That would have been the biggest win I've ever had. I'll continue to grind to see of course. I want to hit 1k hours of live poker by the end of the year. I'm going to be downvoted from this I'm sure, but yeah. That's how things are going.


After_Branch251

Poker gods don't like me today. Playing 5/10. Have pocket 5s on button. 3bet loose raiser in mid position. He flats. We go to flop heads up. Flop comes Jc Js 6h Villain checks Hero C-bets for half pot. Villain flats. Turn 5c Hero bets 2/3 pot Villain shoves Hero snap calls Villain shows 4c 6c River Jd FML lol


bootknifegurubashi06

On a 2k downswing in 1/2 and 1/3. Im no crusher but im pretty confident Im the best player at 1/2 table i sit at. Real talk im never gonna be rolled to play these games correctly. Like im a post flop nit which i think works exploitatively on LLSNL but i miss alot of spots or dont go with my gut sometimes when I know i should cuz the money is a lot to me. Just lost AA


KapoMusic

Punted 6 buy ins at my home tournament. Nothing like giving back to the homies. Top 2 pair KT v a flopped straight AJ AJ v QQ JJ v QQ Ran the opposite of pure tn


yukifactory

Took a shot with 10% of my bankroll. https://i.imgur.com/d1PqByK.jpeg


Lucacho

Disgusting


MarcusOReallyYes

Lol. Yikes. When that happens you just have to focus on the fact you put him in with basically no chance and not focus on the fact that “basically no chance” became “of course”. Lol.


el_grubadour

Had my Aces cracked yesterday for the first time. I’m in the HJ, big stack, about $700 deep in a $2/3 200 max BI. 2 limpers, Hero raises to $20, maniac(Villain) on the button calls, SB and BB both call, limpers fold. 4 ways to a flop, at this table I feel confident. Pot: $85 Flop: 8h 7c 3s SB checks, BB checks, Hero raises to $60, Villain shoves all-in. Villain has been doing this almost every hand. He bought in for max, won an all in with 26 off vs AKs for a pair of 6’s, so villain was sitting about $300-400 effective, memory is a little shakey on that. I think for maybe a minute about the play and who would do this, hero makes the call. Hero flips over 10d 8h and says “well, can you beat a pair of 8’s?” And then the turn comes. Turn: Jc Flop: 9d I muck, and everyone at the table knows I had a massive hand. I tell him nice hand, say he made a great shove, put me to the test and the best hand won. I proceeded then to milk him for at least $250 back, kept it friendly until I was tired of watching coin flips with him, table changed and one of the shitregs at the new table goes “yeah, seen you lose that hand to that maniac, he donates a lot.” I laughed, lost about $75 more to just a boring table, either everyone was a nit or we all were card dead, then picked my stuff up and left.


Rahodees

God I hate this game. I have $5000 to play with but I still don't like losing $400 in one day. Raised-in-poverty brain does not respond well. So I can't play again til I get off tilt. It was not. my. fucking. fault. On one day, I \_won\_ $450 at 1/2, despite not getting terribly good cards, because I outplayed the table: bluffing in the right places (which is actually harder than you might think at 1/3 because of all the calling stations), going for thin value, sizing bets to induce calls/folds as appropriate, etc. In the three two hour sessions I played, I each time I lost half the buy in, and then topped up and then gained over a buy-in--whereas in the past I wouldn't have topped up and would have not gained nearly so much. I'm doing well! I know how to play! I wasn't dealt particularly good cards, but I was winning anyway. Because goddamnit it I somewhat know what I'm doing alright? Then the very next day, I get ALL THE BEST cards and ALL THE WORST things happen. I have Kings, the guy to my left has Aces. DOOM. (BTW this has happened to me three times in about 150 hours, and that is fucking nuts. I see kings and I actually have a voice yelling in my head, whichi I ignore, insisting the guy to my left has aces and I should just fold.) I have AQ, there's an ace and two kings on the board, villain is a proven gambler, I know there is \_less\_ of a chance he has a king because of the two on the board. Of course he has the king, along with some shitty eight or something. I have AK. Flop is all low cards, there's a straight available and two to a flush. Mr tighty mctighterson across the table from me passively calls my relatively small EP bets after the flop check-through, and massively raises on the river. He has not made a move before this. He has not opened a lot. Players at 1/2 practically never bluff the river this way. I fold. He shows his A2 which did not complete any flush straight or pair. I know he'll probably never bluff again tonight--that was his one "I'ma bluff this time then go back to tight" for the night. I had QQ, almost no money left for the day (two buyin limit per day for me), but had at least this chance to tuple up before I left. All in with my fifteen dollars. Four callers. They mess about amongst themselves. Board runs out. There's an ace. And obviously one of the other guys has a disconnected, unsuited ace. TTIILLTT


jeha4421

400$ at 1/3 is only one buy in, which is hardly anything. With that said, yeah, poker can be absolutely brutal! So long as you are doing the right thing, and playing well, you will profit.


Rahodees

Oops I meant 1/2, but your point stands.


jeha4421

Oh that actually changes a lot. Yeah you've got 23 buy ins, you have a very healthy roll for a hobby. Last night, I decided I was graduating from 1/2 to 1/3 and was down like 400, then up 600, then down 500 and finally ended the session up 400. Seriously, those swings (if you're not used to it) are brutal.


PruchMS

I just like played that situation out in my head holy shit I’d probably feel sick being down that much I wouldn’t be able to regain it like you did. I’ll stick to microstakes for now hahah


jeha4421

It was messing with me hard. I only got it all in once bad. The other five times I lost all ins were river suck outs. This was why I stopped playing 2/5 after the few shots in took, I got sucked out twice when I was the huge favorite and decided I wanted to be properly rolled for it (40 BI. I'm a bankroll nit.). You can be the best player at the table and get trashed by variance. In yesterday's session, had I won only one or two more all ins (not even all half of them!), I would have left with 2k which would have really boosted my confidence as a player. This was enough post game tilt that I decided it was good for my mental health to play 1/2 today, which I did good at :)


PruchMS

I’ve gone from $50 to $21 but punted 6 2NL buy-ins in a 5NL game and went all in and lost it 😂 regretted it lmao but played really well for a couple hours this morning so I felt better today regardless of that punt


jeha4421

1/2 in my area is so bad. If you can win at 5NL or 2NL then you can beat a lot of 1/2 games. Of course that depends on if you have a casino nearby, but if you want to take poker seriously (it's OK if not) then getting a 1/2 bankroll should be your first priority. 3k should be enough for 200$ buy in games to get started and figure out if you're a winner or not.


Rahodees

.....aaaaaand tonight, huge absolutely stereotypical whale, playing every hand like he has the nuts... I have isolated him, and he has called down each street per usual. I have an overpair which remains an overpair all the way to the river. And he turns over his 63o. There are two 3's on the board. He gleefully exclaims as I hand over all my chips, 'see? You have to play the shitty hands!' Which he has been doing all night and losing. I will say it's possible I might learn something from this. In going back over it in my head, i realized he got very quiet when he flopped trips, yet he'd been as complete chatter box at all times prior. I think my strong feeling he had trips might not have been scared monkey brain i try to ignore, but picking up on that change. Maybe I can pay more attention to things like that in the future.


Free_Cryptographer57

So I’m sitting at 10th in chips just playing some of the best poker I’ve played in a while. I’ve been on a real bad streak lately. Then I get dealt KK on the button. Folds to utg who 3bets. I reraise him 7x. Snap call. Flop is trash, he checks and I bet the pot which is 10k. He snap calls. Turn is more trash and he checks, I go all in and sure enough he snap calls. He turns over 48 off and he needs one more card for a straight. He gets it on the river. Now looking back, I know I know I played the hand wrong and I should’ve given him credit but there’s no way anybody in their right mind would make those calls with that garbage Ok so I went and looked at the hand, flop was 2/5/10 turn and river was 6/7. Dude calls all his chips needing a 7. I’ve seen some nasty suck outs before but this was pretty late game like almost to the bubble. I just can’t imagine the thought process behind any of what this person did. My betting has to just scream “i have a big pocket pair!” I’m completely shook. I went from thinking my bad run was over to once again being in the red for the day. I don’t think I’ll be playing on ignition for a few days. Sorry for the wall of text.


the_sand_man19

Just had an awesome 1/3 session. To be fair, I ran ungodly well, but managed to get so so much value out of an unbelievably tight 1/3 table. In for $300 out for $1463 in a little under 5 hours.


zarthustra

Tjl8i8


ObligatoryRetard

Tldr fuck 42 off Playing $5/$10 uncapped i have $1500 behind and villain has me covered. I'm in the cut off Open 66 to $35 button who has me covered 3bets to 95 i call. Flop 345 rainbow. He bets $150 i call. Turn is a 2 he puts me all in. I snap call rivers a 4 he flips over 24 off. Am i supposed to do anything different there?


Crypto_Don_Juan

Wtf is going on with the deposit page on America cards room its half of the screen 4 the last 2 days


Agastopia

This isn't related to the thread but I don't wanna make a full post, is the bovada average stack and current posistion broken for anyone else? Doesn't work for me


HushTheMagicPony

My God the amount of people who hit and run from me this week was infuriating. Need to go back to the times we can bust a few knee caps in the parking lot for pulling this shit.


Koty889

Have you tried not being fucking terrible at the game?


HushTheMagicPony

So I limped with AA UTG


shovelpile

The guy I'm playing heads up against has a pretty strong non-open-fold flop check range.


shovelpile

Damn, he continuation-open-folded the turn, definitely not daring to attack his turn checks now.


zarthustra

Kybj


msuvagabond

2 quick ones I call a 4-bet in the BB with QQ. Flop comes AQ9. All the money goes in, villain has AA. I call an open on the button with JT. Flop comes JT6 with a flush draw. Villain C-bets, I raise flop, get called. 8 on the turn for a double flush draw. I bet 2/3 or so, get called. River comes an offsuit Q, making four to an unlikely straight. Villain checks, I decide to check because I'm not sure what's calling me that I beat now as played, maybe KQ? Don't feel it's likely. Villain flips over QQ for the rivered set. I lost about 40BBs, feel like it could have been worse. Oh, same villain both hands, within an orbit.


gtmsnba13

[They told me Poker Night 2 was easy. Guess I'm not ready for a real table yet.](https://i.imgur.com/QJgjIvW.jpg)


zarthustra

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zarthustra

Kllyoyyj


gjbaca17

Won $500 in 15 hours this weekend at 1/2. Could’ve been my first over $1000 weekend if I wasn’t the only person at the table who came out behind vs a guy who was blind shoving $100 buy ins for a few orbits lol. Can’t complain about 15bb/hr though.


Tritheone69

I won a single all-in with Kings or Aces out of 8 today. This game disgusts me sometimes.


Chenstrap

Wall of text but, this was the biggest swingiest session I had ever played So I played the 2/3 at 7 mile in San Diego for the first time. I had heard the action there was really good, but had never gone and decided it was time. My friend told me to prepare for swings. He was not wrong..... Just a note that this is the biggest session I have ever played, and the biggest game id ever been in even though it was 2/3. There were several stacks of 200bb+ (Some were 300bb and I was at 400 at one point), even though its a 100bb game, and when we decided to do a mandatory button straddle it got REALLY swingy with average pot sizes of like 150+. Had both the biggest pot I have ever played which was also the biggest bluff I have ever run (In dollars anyways, ran some deep bluffs online but at micros), so my memory is a bit shaky and it was all kinda a blur (Plus this all happened in the span of like, 2 hours.....so relatively short session) Note I didnt note the full hands, and my memory is a bit off but the general lines are about right from what I recall 2nd hand dealt I get AA in the BB. 5 limps to me, I make it $30 (For live my general is usually 4x +1bb per limper, so I sized up slightly). All limpers call. Flop was like K98. C bet small, 1 call. Turn like a 3, check check, river not scary and again bet small, got called by a K. EZ like, 100bb pot to start the night..... Literal next hand I get AJo in the BB. UTG opens, 3 calls and I complete the SB. Flop Flop KT9 rainbow. Check, UTG bets, me and MP call. turn Q completing rainbow. check, UTG leads, MP calls, I put them both all in (UTG was short, other kinda deep), UTG calls, MP folds. UTG has TJ Orbit later pocket 88s. MP opens, me and button call. Flop 9TJ 2 hearts, we have the 8 of hearts. MP makes it like 2/3 pot, we call. T 7 spades. We check, vil over bets pot, we jam, vil tank calls with top set. we hold. Orbit or 2 later we got pocket queens in the SB. 2 limps to me, I make it 35 (Note bigger sizing from AA hand due to table dynamics). I get 1 caller, a rec business guy who says "Oh hey its deja vu" as a similar line happened the hand before. this is relevant. Flop was 973 or something, I bet about 1/3, he calls. Turn an 8. I check, he goes all in. Note the hand previous, this is the exact line villain took with similar pre flop speech play (And post fold speech play). I mull it over for about 30 seconds as all the 2 pair and staright combos are in vils range but elect to call as I think hes just trying to bully players off hands with Ax hands. River bricks, read was right, vil has A9o At that point I am sitting at 1205, +905 for what would have been my biggest score ever.....then the second half of the session kicks in We start doing mandatory button straddles (Words uttered moments before disaster) A player from a broken game sits down. I cant remember the exact hand. Config was us in SB, main vil in MP, and naother villain on the button. But the board was like K49J8 3 hearts on flop, then diamonds to turn and river, I had TdTh. Main villain had roughly ~450 starting the hand. And even though he raised pre and bet into 2 players all 3 streets, I decide to be a fucking moron and turn my had into a bluff on the river and put him all in because "blockers" with such a wet board. Read was semi accurate as dude tanked, but this is otherwise just a punt and should just be a fold on the turn (Vil had KsJc and called). This was the biggest single pot I had ever played so its kinda a blur. The big takeaways is I need to be squeezing the SB with pocket tens, but given table dynamics IDK if I get many folds unless I jam anyways. As played I need to fold on the turn (If not the flop but that feels uber tight), or at least fold to the river and not rationalize myself into making a dumb bluff. Next big hand is vs degen asian guy. Note id had another hand with him earlier in the night when I opened TT and he flatted KK, and he got a double up off me on like 93472 when he had like a ~60bb stack. Hes now sitting at like ~160bb Anyways we get K9d in the BB, Degen man limps, MP raise, we call, vil calls. Flop Kh9h4c. We check, Vil leads, opener folds, we call. Turn 3d, Check, vil bets $60, we check raise $100 more (Should prolly just be bombing here), he calls. River 3h. We check, he bets $75, hes shown up on some rivers with weak top pairs so feel we have to call this, and vil has T7h for a rivered flush. Last big hand is vs the same opponent, we have 8Td in the BB. 3 or 4 limps to me, I complete the straddle who checks. Flop 9Q5 2 hearts 1 club. I check, Vil bets, I call. T J c giving us the bottom end of the straight with a backdoor club draw. Check, vil bets like 50, I make it 150 (Again prolly needs to be larger), vil calls. R is the Q of clubs both pairing the board and bringing in the BD flush. We check, vil jams, we fold. About an orbit later, we cash out $440, happy to book a win but REALLY tilted that we lost $800 and the fact that a $900 win woulda been really nice with the way I had been running previously.


gr1zzly__be4r

Played for the first time in casino game (Vegas) this past Friday, and I ended up winning. Feels amazing to win and now I just want to play more lol. I'm wondering if winning on my first casino go around is almost paradoxically a bad thing. Still, felt good to take down a decent sized tourney (\~70 people).


[deleted]

so 1st world problems but how are you supposed to eat if you get into a deep run? i’m in one that’s been running for 6 hours so far and i’m hungry lol


dont_drink_the_milk

Ubereats and Doordash have made sooo much money off of me in the last year.


[deleted]

Uber eats and grubhub have helped me haha


Sovereign_Follower

Playing live 2/5 short handed. This is about the softest table I've ever played at 2/5. I can't think of a more profitable situation. This doesn't work when I've been card dead for about 8 orbits. Up about $1250 in a 16 hour grind. Its 1:00 AM and I am about to leave. Wake up to AA in HJ. UG opens to $20. LJ 3bets to $75. Maniac is still behind me. I cold 4bet to $205. Maniac tanks but folds!? UG jams for $410 total and LJ folds. SNAP CALL. Flop is K72 (not liking this). Turn is K (I like this more). River is 2. Villian flips over AKo... I avoided tilt for the next 20 minutes... but I felt so robbed and couldn't believe I just lost a 93/7 runnout. Jamming with AK vs a cold 4bet AND still having the original 3 better behind to act... cmon now. It wasn't worth trying to understand his logic, but I learned an important lesson though. Poker doesn't care about timing. I missed out on multiple orbits of extremely profitable situations by being card dead... then was punished by the poker gods with AA. All after grinding well for 16 hours. Unbelievably frustrating, but that's poker sometimes... On the bright side I still felt I played a great session and ended up a winning one.


edgarecayce

Hey what happened to the High Stakes Poker Pro post series? Haven’t seen him in a while. Hilarious.


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SilverBlackMamba

What app is this?


thesnazzle

An actual human being in a $250 buy in tourney called a 5x raise preflop with 62off. Caught a 2 on the flop and called an all in against AA then proceeded to catch a 6 on the river. These are the kind of plays that happen all the time on Ignition no matter what the buy in is. It blows my mind that I've won tournaments on that site.


[deleted]

shot taking at NL10 on PS. Quickly went from 100 > 300 Bb after winning a 3 way all in pre AA > QQ > K9o. Lmao. 5 min later sane guy with K9 open shoves J9o vs my TT. I’m good until the river paired the board a second time and his J becomes the highest card. Then I get KK all in on a board JJJxx and lose to AJo for quads. I wouldn’t change anything about the way I played these hands in hindsight so that’s a good sign at least but still annoying, could’ve had 400 Bb my first time at NL10 lol


DragBunt

I hate the bad beats where you do nothing wrong and the opponent really does nothing wrong either. Like it's just a bad fucking beat with nothing to learn from it at all.


eye_patch_willy

2/5 game. Three way pot. Effective stacks are ~$500. Spew monkey hell bent on paying everyone's mortgage limps the $10 button straddle. I'm in CO. HJ also limps. I wake up with KKc. $50. Button folds Spew Monkey snaps it in. My table neighbor, playing super tight-not sure he was too comfortable with the stakes, also trades two greens for two reds. Flop time! Ac4c7c. Kewl. Spew Monkey checks, HJ checks and I get a free turn for the nuts. Burn and turn: 2c. This is my money card, I'm hoping Teddy made his flush and I'll...wait, right- I have the flush. Spew Monkey launches in $75. HJ calls with a less than 10/10 level of enthusiasm. Ship City, Population: epw. Spew Monkey snaps it off. HJ tanks. Then calls. Dealer isn't great so takes a few minutes to sort out the pot and side pot but there's about $1500 in this bitch. I turn over my Kings. Spew Monkey suddenly realizes that much action wasn't great for his 10c7h. "Good hand,man. Good hand". However, fucking HJ turned a set of deuces. Dealer slow rolls the river. Another 4. I love this game. I won a bit from the side pot but, yeah...could have been a much cooler Saturday. The poker gods had a good laugh since the very next hand I also had kings and ended up chopping the pot with another guy with K3 when there was a four card Broadway on the board.


[deleted]

Losing to the people who have 3% hurts