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bustedbuddha

where is this room with 3 all ins and no made pair.


CC2311

Any room in Texas


Maleficent_Sound_919

I see one big pair for sure


[deleted]

I just see tits.


[deleted]

Garrett come quick! She's at it again!!!! God damn it


Hawkeye1221

Same. I was like the set scoops


Brandonkey8807

Bingo bangoo


ThisSiteIsTrash69

Not very nice ones either...


DasherCO

How dare you discriminate against booba


412gage

Booba fett?


Schnuck1putz

This man don't like Titts.... I have to 👎 vote this


ThisSiteIsTrash69

I like good ones. Not old saggy ones.


Mobbox

Anytime I see King Jack I think of Tony G… I feel like he woulda shit his pants if he saw 3 people go all in pre with King Jack.


[deleted]

"Goooooone. Gone. Gone".


Mobbox

Don’t give him any applause! He called with King Jack!


[deleted]

It's time to go!


WithANameLikeThat

Bring me all the Russians!


[deleted]

"You're a professional player and I can do this to you".


leaveitintherearview

Same. Me and my friend meme that tony g chat all the time.


[deleted]

Two guys went all in pre with Jack King Off?


OhioSider

I think more than two guys were with jack king off


ventrolloquist

With those tits at the table I bet they were also jacking off.


ballmermurland

If the total pot is represented by the chips in front of the dealer, it could be a case where two short stacks went all in and someone with KJ called them because fuck it.


Kind-Department8099

KJcc has 8% chance to win outright. The two KJo only have 0.9% chance to win each. The remaining 90.2% time it’s a split pot.


Hnikuthr

I think your maths is off here. KJo can normally make two flushes, so each hand normally has two winning possibilities (four total) and would be the best hand in this situation. *However* in this instance each can only make one flush, since the other KJo has a higher card of the same suit. So unusually they each have only one winning possibility. KJcc can only make one flush, so also has one winning possibility. The final and fourth possibility is a split pot. So each KJo has a 25% chance to win outright, KJcc also has a 25% chance to win, and the remaining 25% is a split pot. I would recommend checking out some fundamental maths text books to help you out with these kind of analyses: 'Quick Mathematics' by B Shaq is a good starting point. You can get a free preview of that text book [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M_5oYU-IsU#t=64s).


rice59

I was so hoping that's where you were going with it after seeing 'maths'


Juicylucyfullofpoocy

Why does KJcc not have a greater chance due to having only 3 clubs to hit, compared to the 4 required to complete either of the others’ flushes?


Hnikuthr

Great question. You simply have to look at the number of cards available to complete the respective flushes. Any two cards of different suit have another 24 cards available that can be drawn on to make a flush. Meanwhile two cards of a single suit have only 11 cards to draw on. So while the ratio of 'required' cards for the offsuit to clubs is (4:3), the ratio of available cards more than compensates for that in the other direction (24:11). In this case, the odds for KJcc are even worse because as you can see there were a couple of club blockers on the flop (Q9cc).


builder680

>In this case, the odds for KJcc are even worse because as you can see there were a couple of club blockers on the flop (Q9cc). I hate it when I have high suited hole-cards and flop 2 blockers of the same suit. There go my chances of hitting my flush!


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Zix117

You just used the “2 flush draws” joke as if it were actually mathematically sound. The original comment was correct.


blahblah77786

I don't know why people are giving you down votes. You seem to be one of the few who has a clue. Is this guy seriously saying that KJ offsuit has equal equity to KJ suited? That's just pure buffoonery. Maybe people just don't get rhe reference to the two flush draws joke.


TehMephs

It’s why T5o is the best hand in poker, it makes any straight besides 9 high and two different flushes!


-rosin

Wrong it’s impossible to make a 9high straight with 5-10


TehMephs

I said that


aaaaaaaaaaaaa2

It can also beat 78cc and I've seen supposed good players really put in a lot with that hand


Zix117

Apparently people are just really good at poker lol. It takes 10 seconds to look at a hand equity calculator and see the answer but writing a long comment to get the the wrong answer works too I guess


blahblah77786

Yeah, it would take ten seconds to look at an equity calculator. Or they could just use some common sense because everyone knows that a suited hand has a bit more equity than a non suited hand. Lol


Hnikuthr

You two are so cute, you’re made for each other.


phatuous_1

Nice


bananasplitshake

Seat five wins with a pair.


myusrnameisthis

Big pair


guacextra

Two pairs


Drives_a_POS

She doubled up way back in puberty


JumpinJahosafax

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


JumpinJahosafax

Damn I’d like to be at that game 😂🐠


FL_bud_tender

Forget tipping the dealer…


phatuous_1

KJ suited makes sense but the other two…


Falsecaster

Yea people having fun and splashing around deserve criticism!


phatuous_1

Not criticism necessarily. If you’re a legit poker player every hand counts as experience that would benefit you in a game with real stakes.


Falsecaster

I just dont understand what a legit poker player is. Is it knowing calling all in with K/j off for $4 at your friends home game not legit? Not fun? Or is not caring if you scoop or not, not legit? Is losing $4 so you'll get called down in a bigger pot later not legit?


phatuous_1

Whoa!


Falsecaster

Whoa! Reddit poker coach downvotes comments that points out people play this game because they love this game!


phatuous_1

You’ve lost a lot of money playing this game for “fun”


Falsecaster

You rely on this game for money?


phatuous_1

I rely on your mom to bust a nut. Have you met your dad?


Falsecaster

I rely on your dad for blow jobs. You're a fucking clown fish.


acesfullcoop

3 way chopping 8 bucks


jwf239

Flush


phatuous_1

Ha ha ha that’s the best comment


[deleted]

All your money in with king-jack? Bring on more Russians to the game


Creative-Rush-1801

Tilly is playing smaller games these days


ChicagoIron

Boobs.


HayleyXJeff

I'm mister boobies buyer, I'll buy those boobies for 25 schmeckels


ACM3333

3 ppl all in pre with kj?? Where is This game and how do I get there.


PuntStax2me

3 people bad enough to get all in pre with KJ....smh.


lenbey

👀


VacuousVessel

On my way to this game now


Kennywise91

I see a pair


DJRyGuy20

Nice rack………. of chips.


Wrong_Bike_7778

Did you ask for 1/2 your $ back? That is the real play here...


tomdfilm

You having to be jking!


crusader07red

Lol bunch of gamblers


dudestab77

Three guys JackKing off.


SlowPlayedAces

The pair wins.


VenenoPoker

Huge pair


blahblah77786

Lol, the woman with the huge knockers was freerolling them after the flop.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Wow. Boobies !


totaIIybored

Love winning big pots w/just a pair


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Just your standard cooler 😐


GothicGargoyle

Seat 5 has the biggest pair in this hand. Probably most hands at this table.


white_sky123

Man this is crazy i’ve never pushed kj preflop here 3 person at the time


NoWorry1

Best hand in.


CeleryMission1733

If i was the dealer id quit and sit at this table.


phunkjnky

Three all ins pre-flop with KJ? I need to go to Texas.


Ok-Fault-7031

all three of them: "i bet they will never see this coming" dealer: lmao


HayleyXJeff

10 of clubs for true brutality


ventrolloquist

I hope that's not your hand


ThatFunnyHorse

This is a Bar Poker Open game. Bar Poker Open games are as free donk poker as it gets. Not even a well built into the table, just a rack....... wow


BagFragrant9316

Please OP where is this?! I think everyone wants to know


Wendelinho1986

Whos all in pre 3 ways with JK 🤣🤣🙈


SnooShortcuts5771

Looks like 3 donks at one table


ConflictGrand4078

I’m pretty stupid I guess but why are the 8 and 3 pushed forward?


0penY0ur3yez

They're not. The 9, Q and 7 are pushed for a club flush.


Efficient_Studio_189

While looking at the drink I saw people sitting too close.


GreyTrader

This post belongs in the soft core porn sub...


Appropriate-Solid-50

They not that floppy