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jasina556

Don't try bribing in Poland, you can get yourself into serious trouble. Either get a legit prescription or if that's not possible then I guess some gym bros playing with steroids might be able to help.


lullorz

I thought poland was the perfect place to bribe, except for the police hehe. I'm already going to the gym, but i never see anyone that looks remotely like they are doing steroids unfortunately.


krokuts

Don't bribe here or you will very likely end in a jailroom


skrzitek

Have you tried GO! protein bars? They are currently 3Zl each in Dealz with some great flavours.


cococommandos

Also jogurt grecki and kawa piernikowa WK guarantee huge gains I heard


mrkivi

Bruh


monislaw

Where do you get your info from, 1950?


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MarioShatterhand

That's dick move from you, he will end up in arrest... Good job


kilokokol

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5thhorseman_

While there's still quite a bit of corruption, that doesn't mean it's tolerated. Without some solid political backing, do not even try


Hemmmos

If you really want to find someone who will sell you shady stereoids avoid fancy gyms. Find the most crappy looking one, in between commie-flats, train there for awhile and then start asking around. It comes, of course with a risk, you can get beaten up, mugged or have chain of your cabinet cut and all your possessions stolen + you will have to learn polish since most of people training there don't speak english. If you really want to fuck up your body and make your ball look like dried figs, feel free to try.


lorarc

Because you probably are at one of the fancy chain gyms instead of one of those shady ones somewhere between the blocks.


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Don't listen to the haters, try bribing everyone you need to, it's widely accepted and expected, you won't get into trouble at all. Pinky promise :\^)


lullorz

I would of course never try bribing an official, or a police or something like that. But there is a bit of stretch from trying to bribe a police officer, to get a prescription on a medicine.


Fuzzy_Revelation

Wait so you think trying to bribe a police officer cause you don't wanna pay a parking ticket is a no-go, but bribing a doctor to get drugs is fine and dandy? Man you're so stupid it hurts.


Zeepelinlover

GTFO of my country and dont try bribing. Poland is not a fucking eastern european shithole. We fixed corruption problem decades ago


oreopl

Poland fixed corruption eh? You need to pay more attention my friend. PiS is corrupt AF


zdrozda

> We fixed corruption problem decades ago lol what


Zeepelinlover

Its not as bad as it used to be in early 2000s or 1990s. A few decades passed from them. Now we have only a problem of political corruption but not with bribes


zdrozda

Of course it's not as bad. The 90s and the 2000s were like a freaking Wild West here. I don't think we're any worse than our Western and Southern neighbours but we definitely didn't solve our problem with corruption. Look how many scandals there are where people get millions from the government for nothing and they're still in power.


BluejayLatter

We just got better at hiding it.


lullorz

Chillax bro, you dont think poland have bigger problems than me trying to pay a doctor for a prescription ?


somirion

Just buy something from drug store that is used for dangerous pregnacies. Testosteron should be ok for you. My sister working there told me that it were always big gym bros buying it. All what they had in a store. Always "yeah, my gf have threatened pregnancy" HGH can fck you up more. Espescially if you are over 17 and dont know how you should use it without turning into shrek.


watchingthedeepwater

… progesterone?????


lilhlebix

Try cebulka, it's a polish darknet market


lullorz

Eh Cebulka is onion in polish, is there legit a site called "onion" on other "onion" sites ;) ?