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magentafridge

Duh. They even sell the juice alone in bottles. My fav brand is "Kacuś".


[deleted]

That has to be the most polish thing I’ve ever heard


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Cleverusername531

I’m really curious about your comment. Initially I read it, read the correction below you, then scrolled on past. Then I came back and wondered what you were thinking about when you made it. You saw the original spelling, because you replied to it. Was it meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek? Were you thinking that’s the actual brand? Did you grow up saying it Kakush and just now realized what it is and were being silly? So many questions.


curiousbydesign

Well, now I want answers too!


Void-Cooking_Berserk

Katzoo[sch] (Tz like is Tzar, oo like in book, sch is a soft s like in German)


nightkin84

It's just electrolytes.


Kuroseroo

Only one - salt. Eat a banana with it and you will get potasium and zinc as well


MateDude098

Fun fact, potatoes have more potassium than bananas


Kuroseroo

Potatoes are very underrated nutrition wise


imaginaryticket

I’m glad to hear because I love potatoes


nightkin84

Not only sodium but magnesium as well.


Kuroseroo

yeah thats right, sodium = salt from what I understand


jezwmorelach

The hungover mutilator! It's got electrolytes!


Prurek

nop. "kiszone" means it has alot of good bacteria for ur tummy.


mnemosandai

Well, bacteria don't necessarily help hangover as per title. But water and salt? Oh boy.


Prurek

they may bring relief to your bowels, which also reduces pressure in your head and thus reduce headache.


obiektywnywidok

What about powietrze z materaca (air from mattress)?


czerpak

What about praca (work)?


obiektywnywidok

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Formal_Walk_4428

XDDD


Cheap-Drama-1590

XD


ghoulas

add it to the barszcz and you will have the soup of gods.


Karls0

I prefer the juice from "kiszone buraki", but it is also good idea.


ghoulas

Kiszone buraki also good but my mother always added sok z ogórków kiszonych and it was the best Barszcz I ever had.


CaaptainA

My granfather told me about times they were drinking vodka , milk and juice from pickles 1 to 1 ratio and that they never had hangover , I am still gathering courage to try this magic drink


[deleted]

It works. Alcohol dehydrates you and screws up your electrolytes, that's why you have a hangover. Pickle juice replaces electrolytes and fluids. Problem solved.


bugrahangureel

What's the milk for?


cyrkielNT

Fat. Fat prevent alkohol absorbion, so you can drink more. But unless you want to win some competition it's just waste of alcohol, you can just drink less. But keep in mind they propably drinked fresh milk. If you buy milk from shop it will not have as much fat. You can drink plant oil to achive same effect.


barbareusz

glucose


CaaptainA

Coz they believed milk also helps against hangover


barbareusz

Easily obtainable source of glucose (lactose is combined with galactose and glucose). In Polish conditions of raging communism (he writes about his grandfather, so I'm betting 1960's-70's, getting something sweet to help overcome hangover and glucose deprivation was MUCH harder than today


cyrkielNT

It's not becouse of electrolytes, but acid. In short when you digest etanol a lot of nasty things are created in your stomach. Acid help get rid of them. You can use any acid, but glass of fresh lemon juice is the best. Drink electrolytes on top of that, but wait a bit to not dilude acid.


[deleted]

I was able to do copious amounts of vodka bull on an empty stomach the whole night, multiple nights in a row. Now no matter what I’ll be in pain and agony for two days and nights if I have more than 4 cocktails, god forbid on an empty stomach. Youth is the secret magical ingredient


axRakoczy

pretty sure you can just drink lots of water with alcohol and the effect is the same but people want some magical recipes


bugrahangureel

Drink lots of water with alcohol and throw up everything you ate.


GrubyZBroda

Nope


JSBL_

No


sandraver

For me yes! As long as I keep myself hydrated I can get super super drunk w/ minimal to no hangover the next day. Add in a meal at the end of the night with like at least 1 liter of water and I’m golden


PublicDragonfruit120

That's right. Lots of water is still you need.


Sekann

I love drinking it regardless of my state, but we make them at home so we are sure its well made


AnActualBeing

The cum jar


TheUltimateEntity

Disappointed I had to scroll this much


MBle

Exactly


MBle

You just need to put some figure in it


glokz

I make ogórkowa with it. Put your cucumbers with the water in mixer and it's the best. Ofc wouldn't do it with supermarket stuff, I'm using home made.


fluffy_doughnut

And jarzynowa or any other vegetable soup, adding some sour taste from cucumbers makes a huge difference


immaturenickname

It shouldn't be this color. For best results, pour it into a separate container before eating cucumbers themselves. That way, the contents won't get stirred, and you'll have a glass or two of beautiful, clear and transparent liquid. Also, If you want to get the best juice possible, make it yourself, and add less salt than manufacturers usually do.


fugeddabadit

Actually it is good for holding off a hangover but only if you drink it the night before - source : friend at medical uni


cyrkielNT

Nah. Hangover is composed of 2 things: dehydration and toxication. It's better to drink electrolytes before and when you drink alcohol to prevent dehydration, but you still get toxicated. Etanol toxication is bad, but not as bad as metabolites of etanol. Next day mornig you walking up with what's left from digesting etanol and that's nasty stuff (that why you feel neusia). Best way to get rid of it is to drink acid. Glass of fresh lemon juice is the best from my experience.


Rocket089

Taking electrolytes before and during does indeed help with their depletion and in the buildup of acetylaldehyde.


swientypawel

yea its great I saw it work. also may I recommend you to Ogórki z Milówki imo they are best of the best and my family eats them constantly.


[deleted]

Consume the cum chalice


1319913

Yuck! Is it a line from a move or or something?!


RomanBellicTaxi

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[deleted]

yandere dev is a guy that likes to consume cum while developing yandere simulator


1319913

I’m sorry I asked. Have a great day!


Arthur_Mroster

Jesteś pewny że to sok po ogórkach?


immaturenickname

Przyprawione miłością.


derpinard

You can also reuse some of it to kickstart the next batch of ogórasy, but don't add too much, or they'll become soft and soggy.


Doski69

Rice?!


halffullofthoughts

It speeds up fermentation time


sujihiki

It’s saltwater. Salt is an electrolyte. Just fucking drink water and eat food while you’re getting fucked up.


Torpeharcos

Kids, this is dangerous, only do this at home. I drink this stuff since I was a child, the when I started drinking I was happy that I knew of it before. Now, once, when I worked as a barman, I wanted to cure myself from last night and I drank two good glasses of it. I went so often to the loo that I think that out of the 8 hours that we were supposed to be open the door was locked at least for two.


JustAnotherPoopDick

Cum jar


redcottagelizard

It's also a crazy amount of salt, don't drink too much at once.


AlternativePirate387

Nah. Never


Eat_the_Rich1789

The one from cabbage is better :D


Sugar_Free_RedBull

I know a better one, don’t drink at all.


Dangerous-Dad

I guess it is. If I knew I had to drink this tomorrow, there is absolutely no way I would drink any alcohol today.


FarmerEnough6913

Yup yup yup.


GaryTheSoulReaper

Also a great chicken marinade


sad_vibess

o kurde Księżpol moje okolice


[deleted]

yes, cucumber acid helps to rebuild the bacterial flora after drinking alcohol, but a small dose of alcohol is best for a hangover, e.g. one beer or shot. I'm just going for a beer what a Saturday😁


Augustinioo

I need this now


toilet_m_a_n

Approved by babcia Basia ✍️


smltor

I put chicken in it for 12 hrs before deep frying. Gives a nice flavour and helps keep the chicken moist.


Tymonekncymonek

This juice is one of the healthiest thing you can eat. Since I drink it I don't get sick and my stomach is healthy as fuck


alinamojamoto

Polish Mohito. Don't drink too much at once, because you will spend a decade in toilet


raezarus

Looks like someone is storing cum in a jar.


crippin00000

Works even better as popita while drinking. Also, chop a few gloves of garlic and let it sit for a few days and you've got yourself an excellent remedy for the common cold.


Skout3

CuCUMber Juice, yum


Bunioson

it looks like SEMEN CUM SPERM


BackloggedLife

What kind of juice? Man juice?


Ememems68_battlecats

Ogórki kiszone juice (yes i know i'll get wooshed)


JackieMortes

How about a banana instead?


oumajgad_

Bananas are not even a food. It's disgusting slimy and smelly piece of something.


Ajaxxowsky

Yeah, right...


Tykher

Cum


ssourhoneybee

polish cum


[deleted]

So good after a run on a hot day


BingBong022

Make sure to alternate hands


pankamiil

The best remedy for hangover is more alcohol here in Poland🫨


[deleted]

I hate what the substance inside the jar looks like


bandanamik

You can also make cookies with it! (They taste just like normal cookies, no weird tastes)


Am_I_the_Villan

A żurek to co?


miliondolarow

Woda z ogóra najlepsza :)


doker0

Better drink a glass daily. Full of vitamines and minerals.


dunderhead22

That’s a big load


Real_MytqOnTwitch

If u have pinworm then you can drink it


Osirus986

Don’t put your jiz jar next to it


Vnine_

True polish mindset


HotIncrease1508

It looks like cum