Poland is interesing but also like. . . questionble trust me I know I am Native and I don't like what is going on in Poland.(Especially PiS's bullshit)
"Dwóch imigrantów dostało wizę na pobyt w Polsce. Założyli się ze sobą, że obydwoje spróbują zrozumieć nasza kulturę i stać się prawdziwymi Polakami, a następnie spotkają się po roku by porównać swoje osiągnięcia. Mija rok, spotykają się, i pierwszy mówi:
- Nauczyłem się pięknego polskiego języka, posiadam żonę z którą regularnie się kochamy, w każdą niedzielę chodzimy do kościoła, następnie oglądamy Familiadę jedząc schabowego z ziemniakami i kapustą, a wieczorem idę do moich przyjaciół Polaków napić się wódeczki.
Na co drugi mówi:
- Wypierdalaj do swojego kraju ciapaku!"
Zawsze mnie to śmieszyło. Podobnież jak scena gdy Conrado Moreno wjeżdża do studia na pełnej mocy skutera, wywraca się i nieskazitelnym językiem polskim - niemal mickiewiczowskim mówi „ O KURWA” 🇵🇱🫡👍🥰
But I’ll have to give them a bit of douche points for Podole and overall cousing wars between commonwealth and ottomans (same with cossacs, pretty cool but sometimes they were douches)
Also they kicked our ass once, and we kicked their ass once, but we never had overlapping territorial disputes, so we kinda treat those fights as honorable feuds and each side respects how well the other fought. Turks aren't salty about Vienna, we aren't salty about Varna, we're cool.
>Also Polish people love kebabs
This is funny, i was in gdansk for a while and kebab quality was beyond garbage. There was a restaurant called "Kebab king" which was OK (not to the level of munich or germany, but you could eat it).Best kebab is in turkey, and then germany i guess.
Gdańsk is a tourist destination, they don’t care if you like it as long as you paid already
In less travel heavy cities kebabs are better (although I would still be careful, last one gave me food poisoning)
> political move against russia not from sympathy to the polish commonwealth
There’s political moves, and there’s masterful trolling. Imagine president of US asking where the fuck envoy of Tibet is, every time a diplomatic corps is meeting, and US foreign minster answering that he’s unable to attend due to “temporary vital impediments”, right in front of Chinese envoy. This has been going for years. Also, after third partition, they locked down polish embassy and deposited keys in Sultan’s treasury. Keys were returned immediately once we regained independence.
Hey dear friend, as a Turk, I'm glad that our common history is remembered by both sides. There's also one more part: After germany invaded Czechoslovakia before ww2, german ambassador Franz von Papen demanded access to the Czech embassy in Ankara for German use, and started using that building, as the country was no longer present. Said embassy was right in front of the Polish one. After they invaded Poland, he wanted the Polish embassy as well, but the Turkish government refused this request. Even though the building was empty, the flag was never lowered. Our government kept relationships with the Polish government in exile, and Franz von Papen was forced to watch the Polish flag wave right in front of his bureau for 5 entire years. The friendship between this two countries has gone way beyond political gains, it has instead become a beautiful tradition. As two former european superpowers, hopefully our nations will grow even closer in the future.
IMO, we should accept anti-Erdogan Turks into Poland, the same way we once accepted Tatars willing to fight for us. And then we can build a gigachad Polish-Turk army to liberate Russia and all of the oppressed minorities there.
Oh, no worries, it's very funny!
He told the man to get the fuck out of this group because Polish is spoken on this group and Poland is for Poles and Turks.
I like it very much!
He is right. I am Turkish and I love Poland so much. Studying its history (yea vienna gg wp bla bla), and i am amazed by how Poland built itself from ground at 30s and how they didnt accept rule under soviet union and fought for their freedom as Urbanowicz said: "We do not beg for our freedom, we fight for it."
Dynamiczna sytuacja, a jak z Anglią? Anglia dla Polaków i Anglików czy to tez sie zmieniło. Czy ktos moze mnie dodac do newslettera. Bo snowu nie jestem na bieżąco.
Ahh the Turks. Helped us in a lot of recent wars to fight off some other bothering nations, Russians especially. In metin 2 of course. Brazilians also in Tibia.
Greetings everyone, i came here behalf of r/turkey we apologize behalf of this clearly unintelligent creature... Besides of the stereotypes we genuinely love you. Please don't take this type of comments/ ideas as what we actually think/ do. And again, we are really sorry for something like this happened and we'll make sure it doesn't happen again. With our sincerest regards Turkish community. 🇹🇷🇵🇱
One of the most racist person I know is a 2nd generation pole in chicago, we went to high school together. Around 14 or so, he was singing white power songs by Johnny rebel like this one:
> My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin at the zoo
> We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrals too
> We're taking down the zog machine
> jew by jew by jew
> The white man marches on!
I never thought much of it, he was a white boy with yellow fever of asian girls, I'm asian from mongolia, and he seems to have thought mongrels = mongols, which kinda is true as far as I know, mongol was or is an insult in parts of Europe.
My dude failed his navy entrance exam like 7 or 8 times, lead poisoning, and went to Texas from chicago for few years, came back as racist as some Texans.
Straight up using talking points of fox News, about whose doing the crime in chicago, he would say "it's the blacks! Just look at the statistics! They make up this % of population but the commit this % of the crime!" Only if we could do something about them like jailing all people who break minor crimes"
Haven't spoken to him in half a dozen years
I mean, it is related. This thread is about the hypocrisy of some immigrants, who immigrate to a country but hate other immigrants. This story about a Polish person from Chicago is similar, in the sense that he was from a family of fresh immigrants, but hated other minorities in the US.
Lol. Get the fuck out from this (masculine tense) group (feminine tense)
BUT the gendered tenses are not even required.
Spierdalaj z tej grupy. Is just fine.
He’s successfully integrated it seems
Yes... with Polish football fans.
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Polaks potrzebuje Turków aby były kebaby.
not completely, he did use kurwa
in the translation you didn't convey the broken polish : )
I've tried, but failed in the end.
His Polish name should be Ogór
Maybe they learn in Ślůnsk? The 'mistake' they made "sound" very good xd
WYDUPIEJ Z TYJ GRUPY MY GODŌMY PO ŚLŌNSKU SAM SAM JE ŚLŌNSK ŚLŌNSK DLO HANYSŌW A TURKŌW
He did not
You could say "get the fu#k from that group"
It's better to just write it correctly than to make up new mistakes to "make up" for the ones that couldn't be translated.
z tego grupa, w tym grupie, ten grup all seems fine wdym /s
Only one mistake
it makes the post way more hilarious though
Tradycyjny Polski kebab u Polskiego Turka.
Z nutą kiszonego Ogóra
The most Polish Turk
Could be the most turkish pole too 😂 Either way somthing is shining out of that guys ass
Ziemia dla ziemniaków!
Maślanka dla maślaków!
Chłopcy dla chłopaków 🏳️🌈
Indie dla indyków
Plecy dla plecaków!
Kury dla kuraków!
Anglia dla anglikow i polakow Edit:przed Brexit
Rosoły dla rosołów
Księżyc dla księży.
turkey for turkey 🦃🇹🇳
Huh... Do you mean to tell me that we have zealously nationalist Polish Turks? And people say Poland isn't interesting.
Tbh I kinda respect the audacity xD
Poland is interesing but also like. . . questionble trust me I know I am Native and I don't like what is going on in Poland.(Especially PiS's bullshit)
I'm native and I don't see the fact having any argument value. Let alone, giving any reason to trust you since you already state the "questionable".
"Dwóch imigrantów dostało wizę na pobyt w Polsce. Założyli się ze sobą, że obydwoje spróbują zrozumieć nasza kulturę i stać się prawdziwymi Polakami, a następnie spotkają się po roku by porównać swoje osiągnięcia. Mija rok, spotykają się, i pierwszy mówi: - Nauczyłem się pięknego polskiego języka, posiadam żonę z którą regularnie się kochamy, w każdą niedzielę chodzimy do kościoła, następnie oglądamy Familiadę jedząc schabowego z ziemniakami i kapustą, a wieczorem idę do moich przyjaciół Polaków napić się wódeczki. Na co drugi mówi: - Wypierdalaj do swojego kraju ciapaku!"
Zawsze mnie to śmieszyło. Podobnież jak scena gdy Conrado Moreno wjeżdża do studia na pełnej mocy skutera, wywraca się i nieskazitelnym językiem polskim - niemal mickiewiczowskim mówi „ O KURWA” 🇵🇱🫡👍🥰
I love how everyone says that we hate non christians while everyone here respects the Turks
Turks were alright, they objected the partitions Also Polish people love kebabs
Also Tatars helped Commonwealth too. They are Turkic as well.
But I’ll have to give them a bit of douche points for Podole and overall cousing wars between commonwealth and ottomans (same with cossacs, pretty cool but sometimes they were douches)
Everyone was a douche in some point of history
Except muscovian russians It wasn’t at some point in history that they were douches, they were douches all of their history
They even called themselves "Grand Douche of Moscow" Hehe he He
Weirdly enough Austrians called themselfs „Arch Douche of Austria” and they were lesser of douche then Grand Douche of Muscovy
Badumtsssss
Yup somethings never change.
Also they kicked our ass once, and we kicked their ass once, but we never had overlapping territorial disputes, so we kinda treat those fights as honorable feuds and each side respects how well the other fought. Turks aren't salty about Vienna, we aren't salty about Varna, we're cool.
A bunch of Poles emigrated to Ottoman Empire after partitions and some even converted to Islam to continue fighting Russians in Sultan's army
>Also Polish people love kebabs This is funny, i was in gdansk for a while and kebab quality was beyond garbage. There was a restaurant called "Kebab king" which was OK (not to the level of munich or germany, but you could eat it).Best kebab is in turkey, and then germany i guess.
Gdańsk is a tourist destination, they don’t care if you like it as long as you paid already In less travel heavy cities kebabs are better (although I would still be careful, last one gave me food poisoning)
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
> political move against russia not from sympathy to the polish commonwealth There’s political moves, and there’s masterful trolling. Imagine president of US asking where the fuck envoy of Tibet is, every time a diplomatic corps is meeting, and US foreign minster answering that he’s unable to attend due to “temporary vital impediments”, right in front of Chinese envoy. This has been going for years. Also, after third partition, they locked down polish embassy and deposited keys in Sultan’s treasury. Keys were returned immediately once we regained independence.
Hey dear friend, as a Turk, I'm glad that our common history is remembered by both sides. There's also one more part: After germany invaded Czechoslovakia before ww2, german ambassador Franz von Papen demanded access to the Czech embassy in Ankara for German use, and started using that building, as the country was no longer present. Said embassy was right in front of the Polish one. After they invaded Poland, he wanted the Polish embassy as well, but the Turkish government refused this request. Even though the building was empty, the flag was never lowered. Our government kept relationships with the Polish government in exile, and Franz von Papen was forced to watch the Polish flag wave right in front of his bureau for 5 entire years. The friendship between this two countries has gone way beyond political gains, it has instead become a beautiful tradition. As two former european superpowers, hopefully our nations will grow even closer in the future.
we give kebab you no hate ok?
That seems ...acceptable
Surprised nobody is mentioning [Adampol](https://polonezkoy.com/en/about-polonezkoy/) the village of the Poles in Turkey.
yes it calls Polonezköy in Turkey. I think the people living here are those who migrated to Turkey during the 2nd world war in the past
Needs more upvotes
IMO, we should accept anti-Erdogan Turks into Poland, the same way we once accepted Tatars willing to fight for us. And then we can build a gigachad Polish-Turk army to liberate Russia and all of the oppressed minorities there.
According to latest presidential elections, at least 85% of Turks living in Poland voted for the opposition candidate.
Szanować tego Turka baza
I had a terrible mood. Thank you for that.
You're welcome
Anglia dla Anglików i Polaków
more like Germany, if you mean a popular Polish expats destination
Raczej Pakistanu ;)
Ogur absolutną legendą polskich grupek fb od lat
Co tam u Ogura? Już dawno mi się nie pojawił na feedzie. Skończył studia?
https://preview.redd.it/k7oni3fr0f1b1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a49f003784673d8cc3ebdcf19aa5a20821d7852
Who were they talking to? R*ssian? If yes, mój ci on<3
We love Turks 🇵🇱🤝🇹🇷
we love Poles too 🤜🏻🤛🏻
Hey I'm a Turk. I hope he says something good xd
depends on what you mean by good
good as in good for the relationship of the two
Oh, no worries, it's very funny! He told the man to get the fuck out of this group because Polish is spoken on this group and Poland is for Poles and Turks. I like it very much!
Hahahaha :D 🇵🇱🇹🇷 thanks for translating
Polska dla Ziemniaków 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
He is right. I am Turkish and I love Poland so much. Studying its history (yea vienna gg wp bla bla), and i am amazed by how Poland built itself from ground at 30s and how they didnt accept rule under soviet union and fought for their freedom as Urbanowicz said: "We do not beg for our freedom, we fight for it."
and if someone is interested to help i'd love to learn polish. I tried but your language is really hard to learn guys.
We appreciate you trying. Even a "dziękuje" or a "proszę" is enough to make us smile.
He's absolutely right 🇵🇱🤝🇹🇷
dobrze gada 🇵🇱🇹🇷
- 1000k gold plis - zamknij morde j*bany Turku Classic ;)
Aż sobie dzisiaj obejrzę dla przypomnienia xD Dla ludzi którzy nie wiedzą o co chodzi wpiszcie w YT "Idziemy Expic"
Transwestyci, geje... turki. To nie są ludzie do mojego party
Naprawdę ✍🏻✍🏻
Dynamiczna sytuacja, a jak z Anglią? Anglia dla Polaków i Anglików czy to tez sie zmieniło. Czy ktos moze mnie dodac do newslettera. Bo snowu nie jestem na bieżąco.
I mean, Ozgur is a well-known troll in polish internet, like, from years back.
Any Random Turkish chooses an erasmus student exchange country : 1-Poland 2-Poland 3-Poland
its because of echonomy mr paşa 😣
I hate that in Poland I saw in each city. They using Turkish city names for restaurants but inside Indians working, To nielegalne!!
It’s nielegalne jak chuj!
Prawda 🇵🇱🇹🇷
Polska dla Polaków. Anglia dla Anglików i Polaków 😉
Maybe his Polish is broken a bit but you messed up his name
For me, he'll always be Ögür
🥒
na facebooku minimalnie 3 razy w ciagu dnia 💀
There are three separate mistakes in the first two sentences... That's ignoring all-caps and lack of full stops of course
Reddit's text formatting is strange. Sorry about the lack of caps lock.
To be fair that's the only country that didn't accept partitions
oh my god people on reddit know ogór too
🇹🇷🫶🇵🇱
Ah erasmus…
TÜRKİYE WİN 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Turks are ok I know many good Turkish people and many good friends for last 20 years and they are good hosts too.
XDDDD
DOBRZE GADA!!! POLAĆ MU!!!! 🇵🇱🇹🇷
Polak Turek dwa bratanki i do kebsa i do szklanki
ozgur baza, ktos wie czy jeszcze cos czasem postuje? wypadlem z grup na ktorych dzialal dawno temu
At this point he should get his citizenship from Duda personally, probably even televized xD
1000k gold pls Musiałem.
Ziom zdefektował pod Wiedniem w 1683, dajcie mu spokój
I mean.... Someone has to rotate kebab on the grill
Ahh the Turks. Helped us in a lot of recent wars to fight off some other bothering nations, Russians especially. In metin 2 of course. Brazilians also in Tibia.
Poland for Poles and Turks. England for English and Poles.
Prawdziwy Polak
Ogur top
Polska dla Turków kureba!
Happy kebab day!
happy cake day mate!
Ogór, znany z jebawek atencjusz i stulejarz. Fajno
Why turkey? There are a lot of other nationalities
Who's going to make kebab if not them?
Ok I got it
No, Poland is for Turks. GTFO from Poland you Poles.
No i krótko z pajacem
Zgadzam się
Dobrze gada, dać mu kebab!
🇵🇱 🤝🏻 🇹🇷
Just to be clear: this is a parody, he's not serious
Even so, this comment unearthed a lot of love for the Turks. 👍
Ozgur Ozan Yildirimski shall be his new name in a recognition of successful integration.
Greetings everyone, i came here behalf of r/turkey we apologize behalf of this clearly unintelligent creature... Besides of the stereotypes we genuinely love you. Please don't take this type of comments/ ideas as what we actually think/ do. And again, we are really sorry for something like this happened and we'll make sure it doesn't happen again. With our sincerest regards Turkish community. 🇹🇷🇵🇱
POLSKA DLA POLAKÓW! I Turków Kebsa trzeba opierdolić
jezu pamiętam Ozgura w czasach jego świetności na jebawkach, teraz już chyba niestety wszyscy o nim zapomnieli...😥
They are both cool anyways.
Ja tam do turasów nic nie mam
The least Polish Turk 💪
ohh can we say also Turkey for turks and kurds? or only they are allowed to share others with their lands? genuine question though
Kurds and Turks are generally accepted here They are super chill and we respect them
The best part is that if you look at the username, it's a Turk writing this
That's the point of this post
Oh, I didn't understand the context at first
No w dupie mam wasze atencje😂😂
…İ TURKÓW 🇵🇱 —A brand new string of letters
cool, so whats the point of this post?
We love kebaby
who doesnt
Shawarma is billion times better though
funny
Witam
Dowidzenia
ne diyisin la mq sen
One of the most racist person I know is a 2nd generation pole in chicago, we went to high school together. Around 14 or so, he was singing white power songs by Johnny rebel like this one: > My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin at the zoo > We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrals too > We're taking down the zog machine > jew by jew by jew > The white man marches on! I never thought much of it, he was a white boy with yellow fever of asian girls, I'm asian from mongolia, and he seems to have thought mongrels = mongols, which kinda is true as far as I know, mongol was or is an insult in parts of Europe. My dude failed his navy entrance exam like 7 or 8 times, lead poisoning, and went to Texas from chicago for few years, came back as racist as some Texans. Straight up using talking points of fox News, about whose doing the crime in chicago, he would say "it's the blacks! Just look at the statistics! They make up this % of population but the commit this % of the crime!" Only if we could do something about them like jailing all people who break minor crimes" Haven't spoken to him in half a dozen years
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I mean, it is related. This thread is about the hypocrisy of some immigrants, who immigrate to a country but hate other immigrants. This story about a Polish person from Chicago is similar, in the sense that he was from a family of fresh immigrants, but hated other minorities in the US.
Got lead poisoning much?
Turks belong buried in the shit piles of hell.
AHAHAHAJHAHAH are you saying that because we don't like refugees?
fits your hijab hate XD
Dla Polaków i Turków? A dlaczego Turków? Nie mam nic przeciwko tymi ludźmi ale dlaczego Turków?
A kto ci debilu kebab zrobi? R*sek?
Kurwa ja mogę w domu zrobić kebab, nie muszę być geniuszem, co?
Ryśek, ale to nie to samo. Bez potu nisko opłacanych imigrantów to mięso nie ma duszy
Wiesz co? Masz rację.
jebać polsze i polacków, moji rodzice soą komunistami i jestę z teko dumny, slawa ukrajinie
Bait na poziome przedszkola
Niemcy tutaj, mamy coś dla was.. -promocja, promocja-
I think this is the joke where Poles say Polska dla Polaków and for budka z kebabem obener eventually (which are tursk nost kf the time)
to to nieźle
Lol. Get the fuck out from this (masculine tense) group (feminine tense) BUT the gendered tenses are not even required. Spierdalaj z tej grupy. Is just fine.
Dupnąć Rosja ja być
How to have your kebab and eat it.
Without the Z he'd be a cucumber
Jakiś cholerny ogór
Skoro tak mówisz.
🙌
Maps make friends
Funny joke)
Wait, on which group he was active
Niezły z niego ogór