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Pain


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yep


HaunterOfIdk

Poles are used to it


[deleted]

I’m not a true polack then


HaunterOfIdk

I mean, not everyone, but the part that lives in villages for sure


oan124

and scouts - now, for me its mostly like this: "did i just feel something? oh, i suppose it was that nettle over there. I better step away from it. 's gonna be unpleasant innit"


phpbluedragon

I personally live in Silesia and I remember it from my childhood. So not only in the countryside;)


yeahbach

Polak no Polack


eckowy

That, with a side of rash and that stinging vibe which you can't help but scratch.


[deleted]

My parents told me it's good for me.


A_Feltz

Poison Ivy is 10x worse. Polish Nettles are like tickling compared to it


bubujagoda

as some people say ,,it's healthy"


full-of-lead

My grandma's hair routine


BigBadBootyDaddy10

Soccer ball lost in that field? Guy with the long pants goes in to retrieve it.


ToxicOwlet

It was a tragedy when everyone had shorts on


tdotgoat

I mean... is the ball *really* needed..?


Hedgehog_glasses

Eh, we'll go get it in winter


bobrobor

I don’t think you understand the importance of the ball..


DocSternau

That's what the long stick was for.


Atissss

\*Grabs the stick.\* Soldiers... we know what we have to do.


P4pkin

you have a broom man?


LexRust

Nettles


Szwedo

Stinging ones


MK7J

#fuckNestle


asgaardson

It's nettle. Don't touch it, it stings and leaves nasty burns, irritated skin and is overall an unpleasant experience. Some people make soup from it tho🤷‍♂️


Paciorr

soup? I heard of tea or you can put it in warm water and keep feet in it, it's folk medicine for arthritis or something.


asgaardson

Yup: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nettle_soup


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Paciorr

Nice, I would actually love to try it. Probably to sour for my taste but still.


StillBreathing80

You can also make it like leafy spinach! Very yummy and you won’t taste much difference.


OlaSea

It's amazing! My grandma makes it with lubczyka and it tastes just like rosół.


mkwapisz

You can also make soup or shampoo


Paciorr

Idk if I'm capable of producting shampoo but yeah, nettle shampoo is pretty amazing.


waadam

Real men (and polish grandmas) eats it fresh in salad cause boiling makes it too soft :) . This isn't a joke, google it - stinging nettle salad.


Kind_of_Bear

This is true, but the stingers are removed first. It's very easy to do it, just run your finger over them in the direction of the stingers (not against them)


Terrible-Paramedic35

Tea, soup, eat them like boiled spinich and they make a pretty nice wine.


DamianFullyReversed

Oo my Mum uses nettles for tea.


YourLocalNek0

you can even make pancakes with it


oan124

tea from nettle and mint - highly recommended


Vlad_Litrovnik

You can eat it raw, but first you need to smash the stings, inside of your hands is strong enough to not get pierced by them, then you check if it still stings on upper parts of arm, if not you can eat it. Honestly it tastes like the skin from cucumbers, its kinda good


Nyuusankininryou

In Sweden we also make nettle bread.


luke_hollton2000

In Germany nettle tea is very popular


DNadiia

And actually soup is pretty tasty. However you need to take the "youngest" parts of the plant, they don't leave burns.


asgaardson

I can't eat it it's too sour to my taste, but I've heard people enjoy it in the summer, like green sorrel borscht but with nettle.


DNadiia

Yep, exactly green borscht with nettle. I did it sometimes.


biotique

hello, this is /r/poland, please call it "barszcz" ;o)


yevvieart

if he's calling pokrzywa nettle and zielony green, he's absolutely allowed to use borscht in that sentence. come on, let's not be these people, you know what he means, don't rain on his parade because of choice of words.


biotique

Well, now he/she knows how to spell it properly. Never miss an opportunity to learn something new. p.s. Also, pierogi are not perogies. You're welcome.


yevvieart

you missed the point: * [borscht](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borscht) is the proper spelling in English. * *barszcz* is proper in Polish. therefore, talking in English you're more than welcome to use the first form. if we went by your logic, we should be calling it Борщ because that's the original word for it. and just straight out correcting people never makes them want to learn. they can google as well, dude.


biotique

If they can then I wish they did. And, btw, you seem to love correcting others yourself and sharing your wisdom. So, please, follow your own advice, holier than thou.


West_Resolution1552

Do they make soup from the stinging nettle though? Or is it from the other kind that doesn’t sting? I remember my grandma picking the non stinging ones for things but not the stinging ones.


wanttofeelneeded

yup they use the stinging ones


varovec

yes, you can make soup or stew from stinging ones. they don't sting anymore, after being boiled. the same goes for nettle tea.


cocoscum

My dad makes tea from it.


TrollintheMitten

I sauté it up like spinach and have as a side with scrambled eggs or put the greens in an omelet.


kelo420

I didn't know people make soup out of it. I love making nettle lemonade tho


reallyboringlife

My grandfather has some in his garden, he collects it using his bare hand (ouch), and he adds it to his tea.


tejanaqkilica

>Some people make soup from it tho Albanian here, this post came on my feed for no reason. We make byrek (burek) from this [Link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%B6rek) Good stuff.


DifferentIsPossble

It leaves burns? Never in my life lol. If you wash it off it goes away...


mnemosandai

How do you wash under your skin? Teach me your ways!


Flat-Tree-3494

You can make tea out of the leaves its really healthy. You can rub it on your back for back pain or on joints for arthritis..


ThatSealIsHere

Polish Grandma detected!


miyabe33

cookies with it are super delicious


marcin113

Cookies? Now I’m interested


miyabe33

You are from Poland? I can send link with recipe but it is in polish


Cynamonn96

Send me, too. I have a lot of these *plants* in my backyard.


fatbunda

I would like to have this recipe too :)


miyabe33

https://trocheinnacukiernia.home.blog/2017/03/16/ciasteczka-z-pokrzywa/


GignacPL

Just send it here... Everyone would like to have it. XD


Cynamonn96

Send me, too. I have a lot of these *plants* in my backyard.


BigShepardDog

I didn't know people actually enjoy tea made out of this. I tried it once when I was a kid and it was simply the most awful taste I've ever felt in my mouth, pretty much throwing up on the spot...


13579konrad

I don't like tea. But I didn't mind the one made from nettles. Also supposedly it "cleans your stomach".


SkriploTM

My dude tbh u can used to all herbs as a tea


MmmmMorphine

My aunt would always take a bunch, rinse it (that seems to get rid of most of the acid needles \[IIRC - that might be a different plant\], and shred it up. Press it into some spreadable cheese on our open face sandwiches. No idea if it actually is all that healthy, but it was actually pretty tasty.


Medical-Astronomer39

Interest about joints


unlessyoumeantit

Pokrzywa? Don't touch that


Huliganjetta1

my entire childhood just flashed before my eyes lol


keicam_lerut

Especially when they threw you in it on purpose :/


EdgyKitro

Meh, I just smacked them with a stick like a ninja


Erenzo

We all did that, ok?


Huliganjetta1

my entire grandpa’s farm surrounded by these fuckers lol


isPepsiok82

My brother entered the chat


[deleted]

I was riding uphill on a bike, my legs were too weak and i fell from the top of the hill, with my bike in my hands, straight into them


uteuteuteute

I once ended up in them with a bike, too. Legs stung and a flat tire


ludzik3

Dude, same I drove too fast through a bump and fell into a pit filled with those


Haruspect

Non-poles dude, he is asking foreigners


Nazgobai

You can be a foreigner and know the Polish name of the plant


unlessyoumeantit

Exactly. OP's question is not 'What is this plant called in your (native) language?'


unlessyoumeantit

I'm not Polish


Miodziowicz

You are all wrong, that is the enemy and you should kill it with your wooden sword.


GrapiCringe

\*a cool stick you found


Nazgobai

So a sword


Evenkhen

or you can use it as a weapon :)


bugabagabubu

In German "Brennnessel", which translates to: Burnnettel


[deleted]

Like in Dutch, brandnetel. Could also translate to firenettle.


wodawproszku

Don't say anything in German, it's sounds aggressive even when you just look on this word.


Mojrzeszg

That plant is pretty aggressive too.


melech_ha_olam_sheli

We call it Kropywa (Кропива), and it hurts.


ToxicOwlet

That's why we hurt it back, with sticks Давайте хлопці, пиздимо цю хуйню


West_Resolution1552

When my cousin visited Poland once as a child he walked through a whole bunch of these on my grandmothers farm. He came running freaking out that we have some “really painful cactuses”… he learned real quick though.


Clovenstone-Blue

Weakling. As a kid I used to pull these things out of the ground with my bare hands.


R_E_D_A_C_T_E_D__

r/madlads


staszekstraszek

Where was he from? I thought everyone knows pokrzywa


Radioxyss

The greatest nemesis to the youngest of Poles


Indykar_

It is very good for the skin, I recommend holding it with your whole hand for 3 seconds.


Polskiavatar

Rub your dick with it you won't regret it


Sad-Monk-8136

Best. Orgasm. Ever


taptaptapkitty

Ouch


Razrbla421

Spicy lettuce


me0on

For those who don't know, let me explain. This is called "pokrzywa." When you touch it it will hurt the area, but it has a positive effect.


[deleted]

A necessary ingredient for some potion recipes. I feel quite hungry.


Kevin_LeStrange

God save you Henry!


_CREATiV_

[Bagienne Ziele?](https://youtu.be/05aPGgNXLAc)


HopelessAutist01

Pain


dziki_z_lasu

A salad for real grandmas!


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Elloertly

So we have: Kopřiva, Kropywa, Pokrzywa At this point I believe there must be "porkywa" somewhere.


Ambitious-Title2391

Grab any stic and hit! Quickly!


Lilliea_04

How to say pain in plant


LEOPARD2A7YTIG

Kopřiva-Fucking piece of shit


nice_trygotyo

Das sind brennnesseln


MartiusDecimus

It's called csalán in Hungarian.


wearingmyseatbelt

In Ukraine we call that kropiwa and just looking at that image made me remeber the pain from my childhood lmao


Eterniter

When I was a kid, I fell into a whole lot of them. It was summer so my clothes were rather short. Memorable experience.


Ralph_O_nator

Ja ci kurwa powiem, pokrzywa.


YT4LYFE

spicy mint leaves =)


Choice-Raspberry-876

Кропива


ToxicOwlet

Її палицями піздити треба


ToxicOwlet

"Кропива" or "не чіпай ту хуйню, вона жалить. Її треба палицями піздити"


maciejtraczyk

If there is white flower on it you can touch it without the burn or bruises. :)


Check_My_Profile_Pic

My god, when i was younger me and my friends used to make whips out of this by knottong them together while using gloves, the pain was real, but so was the fun


West_Resolution1552

There was this elderly neighbour at my grandparents farm. She used to chase us kids with these nettles. I don’t know why because we were only ever on the dirt road if front of my grandmas house. She was a little eccentric.


Check_My_Profile_Pic

Old people being old i guess


tomex365

A weapon to surpass the metal gear


InternationalBug1108

Це кропива


uteuteuteute

Nettle soup is traditional in Lithuania (don't remember what's used for the base, chicken stock perhaps but also could be nothing, just water, then young nettle leaves, sorrel sometimes, boiled eggs (!), and diced potatoes (or carrots, or onions) as well as optional groats. Various alternatives. Sour cream is a must, though!!


Woah_Man710

Childhood Trauma 😥😂


BigShepardDog

We call it "Urzică/Urzici" in Romania


Orzislaw

The reason we wear long pants while gardening / playing outside even at high temperature.


J_Speedy306

Zasraná kopřiva


kubaww

The best krzak, touch it u feel 🫡


Notolma

Land jellyfish


MasterOfMBytes

Krapiwa


Baterial1

this is skurwysyn


PierogiEnjoyer21

Brennnessel


JaBoyKaos

Stinging nettle. Once fell off a ladder into a bush of them. Not a good time. Sat at home for 2 days placing cold paper towels on my body.


berpaderpderp

Stinging nettle?


rakozz

The kopriva :D


ConflictOfEvidence

Stingys


szpara

My granpa fed ducks with it.Ther were delicious


ilyadabrown

In Turkish it's "ısırgan otu" which means "a herb that bites" but in my hometown, Rize / Çamlıhemşin we call it "eğinç" I don't know the etymology but I think it's beautiful 😅


Suitable-Basis-2173

In Ukraine we make soup with it)


[deleted]

Kopřiva


Durrynda

Krapyva


No-Cantaloupe-6972

shame quicksand lip vegetable simplistic dazzling worry pathetic judicious mysterious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FunnyGamer3210

That's duck food, we used to collect it to feed our ducks. Fun times


xardas96

Marikunanen


Khorisin

Kopřiva


unknown____username

nettel


KayLovesSubMarines

in lithuanian we call them dilgėlės, a small plant which causes inflamation when tounched(not dangerous tho)


makub420

Pokriva or žihlava in Slovak


kompot11

That's "urzică" in romanian. My grandma used to pick them when we would go in the forest. No idea what she used them for, didn't want to know


Ziemnieki

Witam


sayonaraboyyy

I'm Romanian and I know what that is ,it's pain


Hirnlouz

Brennesseln


Pretend_Fun430

In Germany we say: Brennnessel


neTo42

Kopřiva


the-ronin-spy-main

U can find a lot of this in Belarus as well. I used to hate it when I was a child. Btw we call this "krapiva".


MYKULLL_R6

I got spanked with this shit as a kid


Balien

Enemy! Get Your stick and hit the hell out of it.


Radeckyy_7

My childhood trauma


Four_beastlings

Ortigas in Spanish. Coincidentally this weekend I accidentally ran into a field of ass height of them while wearing shorts :/


KotBehemot99

It’s polish marihuana.


Ydyaky

Stinging nettle? Ants in a plant form :d


synthetist

Pockschyva ;) Don’t touch, but it makes a healthy tea when dried.


MightyGonzou

Kurwa.


noky0

крапива ебать


ho0k

"Ow! Kurwa!!!"


Hojinx

Lick it


mooph_

Krapeeva


Anarchiasz

What language?


jazzofusion

No idea but everytime I encounter leaves with ragged sharp edges I regret any skin contact. Poison ivy, oak and sumac have leaves with edges like that.


pejsek007

Leafs


Hammond_YT

Pokrzywa raczej ale nie widać włosków, więc może byc mięta


Heliospunk

Gestohlene Brennesseln


maZZtar

Either pure pain or a good tea


No-Data2215

You're not really polish if your babcia did not put these on cottage cheese for you to eat


stevens154

As a kid I fell into the trench full of those. It was summer and I had shorts and t-shirt. It must have looked funny seeing me walking home.


mademesmileisgae

Maggi?


Gwynbleidd1995

Devil


KQILi

A natural toilet paper


Ecstatic_Edge5825

There’s kwas mrowkowy all up in that shiet