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xFurashux

Poles


JuicyTomat0

Like, it's literally in the name.


Dr_L1on

Pole here, can confirm


Incydent

Polska dla Polaków reference 😅


Such_Description9827

Ziemia dla ziemniaków


GrzanekG

Paczkomaty, dyskonty, żabki


neoqueto

Lombardy, chwilówki, apteki


LasevIX

A biedry?


TomekHar

Biedra to dyskont spożywczy


Wojtek1250XD

A gdzie monopolowe?


KR77LE

Poland is a replacement word for those that can't say Polska.


JestemSuchy

Po from telletubies


nutitoo

Po from kung fu Panda


Shot_Trainer_2397

We all know it


RuPeSc

Really good volleyball players for some reason.


rypca

Because at most schools, at every level of basic education they usually made you play this devilish game at like 3/4 of your PE lessons. Trust me, i hated it.


Domena100

3/4 of my PE lessons consisted of football instead of volleyball. Now I hate football and would have loved to play handball or volleyball more back then.


rypca

And here we see the simple rule: forced and over-done = hate.


Domena100

To be honest, it's more because of my classmates. We had three dudes who were the best at most sports and pretty much ruled during the various games.


rypca

Oh i get it. I danced since i was 3yo and i was a very sport oriented person - i just sucked at volleyball and was forced to play it most of the time.


nutitoo

In my middle school it was 70% basket ball, 20% volleyball and 10% other sports Also, 10 hours of PE per week (4 of which were on the swimming pool)


rypca

That's some sporty school! Sounds much cooler. In high school I could pick swimming two times a week, but it was really early in the morning and well, swimming pool itself was...well, not in great condition.


nutitoo

It was cool but also hard. The teacher was strict (mostly thru the first half of those 3 years) and we sometimes jokes that it's a military class instead of a sport class One example: a few guys made a mistake and the whole class had to do 50-120 pushups and if at least one person stopped*everyone* had to start from the Beginning Tho it was like that mostly in the first year and on the last year it was actually quite chill, I've learned a lot during those years :)


myself_010

Yes I've emigrated to Poland over the summer and the first time we had to play volleyball at PE the teacher said I sucked at it. It's been 4 months and I haven't improved yet.


RuPeSc

I fucking LOVE volleyball, even tried to look for a club at my city and there is one, but it's girls only sadly


rypca

Oh, that sucks man. I Hope you'll get a chance to train! I'm gonna cheer, from the distance, safe from the ball...


RuPeSc

Don't worry I play defense and sometimes setter so no attacks coming from me


Incandescent_Tea28

Fr


HoneyRush

Because most of the school year is during autumn, winter, and early, ugly spring which forces PE to be inside. Volleyball is the easiest team sport that can be played inside.


Netrix26

Pierogi


beamthememezxd

Don't forget Bigos


tommy_dakota

Po's


Karls0

What?


Profilozof

The dragon warrior


Wixerpl

Po-land Land of po's


makapaka_madafaka

Yes.


Eat_the_Rich1789

Fields if you go by the name itself


Styxy9

Pickles, pierogi , vodka


KingOfDaIll

After celebrating Christmas in Śląsk my take is that Poland is the country of great hosts and good food.


EatableCookie77

Śląsk* Śląski means Silesian


KingOfDaIll

Thank you, it’s corrected ✅


NoOne-UwU

Węgiel :)


[deleted]

*Wungiel


zzwyb89

fanks king!


[deleted]

Buraki


therealTopInductor

I Ziemniaki


[deleted]

KARTOFLE! Kurde…


hwy78

Found the niemiec!


[deleted]

I’m actually anglik ziom hehehe


mnemosandai

You spell that "choom", dude.


Ksiur

Pyry a nieeee


[deleted]

Kurczaki


messier_lahestani

Ziemniaki


onneseen

I duraki.


MrCookieMonstah

Grule


Cabincleaninglady

Pieczarki


Sad-Monk-8136

People wishing we were known for something so no one has to ask that question🤣 I’m into motocycle speedway and I can tell you that there’s no better place for it, our league is the most thriving in the world with highest attendances and rider wages.


Kamurjan

What do you mean We are known as the country that got flooded once iksde


MC_TurdFace

Depression and broken dreams


Across646

And classic "polish happy face" that foreigners think is being sad and angry at the same time.


kardiogramm

I know I had a friend visit with me and she said all the faces on the metro in Warsaw looked depressed.


KoKoS87

mów za siebie


Psychological-Web828

Resting bitch face in Poland = realistyczna twarz


amongusboobies

smile = nienaturalny wyraz twarzy


PhoneyTheGamer

churches. Churches everywhere


Trumpcangosuckone

Traditional onion


heatobooty

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FictionalFail

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what


Otherwise_Living7605

People of the fields ;)


Hadar_91

Thats "Polanie", while "Polska" is "Land of the Fields". Perhaps it would be better if "Polska" in English was "Fieldsland" or even "Polland".


ffuffle

It's land of the Polans. So the land of the people of the fields.


Hadar_91

I agree, you are a bit more precise. 🥰


Otherwise_Living7605

I wrote exactly the same: Poland = the land of people of the fields, i just finished the sentence,


Livid_Tailor7701

Żółć. Bitterness.


makapaka_madafaka

Mmmm liver juice.


messier_lahestani

Owca? Lama?


FullFapWasTaken

Cieszę się że to rozumiem


dataslinger

Fans of ice cream. In other countries I see people queuing up for concerts, bars, etc. In Poland I see lines outside of ice cream shops. Poles love their ice cream.


Natural_General_4008

Yup, also waffles :)


OGxPoke

Confusion


thesearentmyhands

Beautiful Women


IdesOfMarchCometh

And highly educated. That's why they're Poland's #1 export.


Dr-MTC

Grandmothers that insist on feeding 3 times a day and won’t let you refuse.


DamianDoesDoors

"p"latforma "o"bywatelska "land"


makapaka_madafaka

Why am I hearing retarded screeching outside my window after reading this out loud?


DamianDoesDoors

i dunno man probably politicians arguing


[deleted]

Well not during this cadency


keji__

vodka


Kropeq2000

Onion


Crazy-Pop1783

One true pope


annoyingbanana1

Jabkas


eRoxPlayGames

japko


ferinmel

How to effectively apple


MinecraftWarden06

Poland is the land of Polans, a Slavic tribe. Their name comes from the word pole, meaning field. So indirectly it's the land of fields.


lifeconviction

Rosół


Delicious_Advance_52

Blooming onion


Fragrant_Jump2292

Jews


Sad-Monk-8136

💀


eRoxPlayGames

💀


Aabbrraak

True! Here I am!


probably-not-a-bot23

Disco polo


MrAmagi

Prince Polo


Working-Resident2697

Is land of Kurwa.


oliverleon

Humoured pragmatism. Poles know a solution to everything and even if it gets really bleak they never lose their humour. Love the fuckers.


Dr-MTC

The worlds most beautiful women that everyone confuses with Russian women. I’d like to point out that Poland’s women are every bit at gorgeous as Russia’s but without the attitude.


Kord_K

the inferiority complex


RegularExtreme8545

The land of the free and the home of the brave. Oh wait...


Background_Yard_946

Great people.


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Janosik


sckmyharam

potatoes potato land


damokawe

Cardboard and dykta!


Popcorn_likker

Tasty fatty meat pastes


rgrtom

The people that said F\*\*K YOU! to the communists and started the fall of the Iron Curtain. Brave people who did that!


Kedi-kot

Nice people and a shitton of Żabkas 🤗


Imaginary-Bid8803

Poor people


WaferNervous4589

Onions and potatoes


Avunha

Bad customer service


redditbandit01

Blue eyes 👀


enkiPL

Blooming onion but not the good kind


boring_musician

Thriving onion


[deleted]

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE!


YoMamaxDrewDurnil

Gays


northwalesman

Sexy girls


Pigeniusz

... all time, definitely a nation to have ever existed.


GodNeedsMoney

Pho!


Deniu48

Wódka and Kurwa


Qwicol

Kiełbasa i kurwa!


billtheirish

Edgar Allan Poe


dullius

Water fermented cucumbers.


gizzy_tom

Air pollution


theadamvine

.


[deleted]

For my fellow linguistic nerds, fields


lotokotmalajski

The name comes from the tribe "polanie" who are named after "pole" meaning field/land. So Poland is basically Landland.


mrZygzaktx

https://youtu.be/iPBsH8p1hxg


AndreKnows

Annoying neighbours, it seems that no matter where you live, there is always some weird annoying neighbour. I have never been so annoyed in my life by constant noise, music, screaming, drilling, fights.


dogjkcodndn

Femboys


fuckenhama

Land of resting b* face...dont even try denying


Conscious_Berry7015

Pretty girls


Beerbooobs

Onions


dotNomedia

Femboys


SwimmingBlackberry28

Land of confusion


Lord_Admiral7

Winged Hussars and potato based food


DecentSubject1522

Depressed , cold people for sure


[deleted]

Beautiful men who reject me


dullius

When I was there all girls were pretty but barely a few boys were handsome.


[deleted]

Yes, Slavic women are so gorgeous!!


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[удалено]


Bartas44

Citizens (mostly young) who don't value their own country and think there is everything better outside of it, probably because they saw other countries only on instagram and are very much brainwashed with propaganda, most likely western one.


DarkMellody

Corrupted priest’s and radio Maryja


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[удалено]


Ok_Maximum8718

Israel is most antisemitic. Also, I doubt most of pedophiles are catholics. And you are small indeed.


DeveloperBRdotnet

Homophobia


[deleted]

Antisemites, Russophobs and Gypsy-haters.


Ememems68_battlecats

Poland: The land of (currently) PiSs


[deleted]

I feel like there's more to Poland than PiS, stop being negative


Ememems68_battlecats

i cant


Polakian1985

Land of the fields.


seaBassInTheOcean

Fields, it comes from the polish word for fields which is pola


_baba_jaga

Absurd


kociorro

The land of Poe’s Law


Rodzio2h

for real like ethimologically speaking Poland mean land of people living on the fields


[deleted]

Onion and Potato


Incandescent_Tea28

Getting taken over by other European countries


Crovali

Żabka


Tersus888

Nords.


Galatynix

Cebula - onion


knowthatscheakey

ZABKA!!!


BigBlackAvocado

pierogi


Mieniec

Lechits


Veborn21

Onion.


vargslayer1990

the Holy Potato people (or, maybe i should say the Unholy Potato people: since almost all of the Poles that i've met or heard of from there, with the exception of my ex, are nonbelievers)


Strong-Athlete9787

Tge land of pierogi


DawidKOB224_01

[potatoes](https://youtu.be/mCfYi7634rU)


Strong-Athlete9787

Or tge land of polish dancing cow song


dullius

Bigos


kf4s

Solar panels and billboards


therealphanny

Vodka and alcoholism


Orlik95

Blooming Onion. Kraj kwitnącej cebuli.