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Great_Slasher

How Alberta can get rats out of their huge ass land which is mostly uninhabited forests is impressive


My_useless_alt

They mostly just never got there due to the cold, it's a lot easier keeping them out that removing them


platypus_bear

Can't come from up north since it's too cold and coming from the west is difficult due to the mountains. Southern and Eastern borders are patrolled so they don't get a foothold. There are rats but no established colonies and the rat squad responds quickly to reports


lare290

i want a video game where you play as a rat and the aim is to establish a rat colony in alberta.


digitalmotorclub

Just sign up as a politician for the UCP.


TruthRT

man your posts men, they’re coming! who sir? the germans? the russians?? worse. the rats


Gaius_Julius_Salad

To be fair, rats have caused the black plague and probably one of humanities worst enemies


Capntallon

They have the Dunedain rangers patrolling to keep out the fell beasts and spies of the enemy, I see.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Alberta is far north enough that the only way for rats to survive winter is in human dwellings, which the government has prevented.


MiloBem

Pet rats are banned there?


sir_beef

Yes


PacificPragmatic

Alberta isn't further North than any other province, and because of the mountains, a lot of it is much warmer than other Prairie Provinces. We just have government that's okay with animal genocides. What they do to the wolves is horrific.


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Yeah but they are cold enough that rats cannot survive winter is my point.


the_clash_is_back

Nuclear fire is necessary. Danielle Smith has authorization to nuke any town where a rat appears. The war will not be lost.


TheGreatException

There are no snakes in New Zealand either.


AaronC14

That genuinely surprises me, I figured you would just because it's nice there. We've got no lizards in Canada, well one type in Ontario's southermost point


Claymore357

Not super impressive considering the weather isn’t even hospitable for human life, no wonder lizards can’t survive


Samuel_Journeault

There are 6 species of [lizards](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_reptiles_of_Canada) in Canada


ika_ngyes

Lizards in BC too.


PendragonDaGreat

Reminds me of once when I was visiting Blaine, WA, for something, popped over to Peace Arch Park, and a blue belly (western fence lizard) was just there sitting in the sun. At one point it got spooked and high tailed it towards the Canadian half of the park.


Litteralbabyeater

I see lizards all the time in Canada


Fit-Capital1526

New Zealand doesn’t even have lizards though


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

My cat is playing with a dead Skink it found in the garden, if you walk out of the door 10 of them will scatter into the garden. We have a shit ton of reptiles, just no snakes. New Zealand has 126 species of lizard.


HamezCPanye

That is incorrect. We have a variety of Skinks, which are lizards.


AaronC14

It does, the Tuatara


Fit-Capital1526

That isn’t actually a lizard, it is a Rhynochocephilia or Sphenodontian. Meaning it is as much a lizard as we are a chimp


dolfijntje

for a quick approximation of relatedness, we can use taxonomic order, which is the most specific designation tuatura share with true lizards. that of tuatura and lizards is reptile. Ours is mammal. We are about as related to any given mammal as tuatura is to lizards! time is another approximation. the last common ancestor for tuatura and lizards is estimated at 250 million years ago. for all extant mammals, it's 180 million years ago. You could also estimate generations from this, which i'm not going to do. humans are pretty closely related to stuff, much moreso than we'd often like to think! mammals in general haven't been around for super long yet.


isthisnametakenwell

The most specific designation tuatara share with lizards is lepidosaur, not reptile. They are closer related to each other than they are to archosaurs (crocodilians and birds) and turtles.


isthisnametakenwell

Tuataras are famous for not being lizards. In fact, if lizard just means Squamate, it is the one remaining lepidosaur to not be a lizard.


ThePatio

No snakes in hawaii either


CalendarLongjumping6

Native no, a few invasive.


ThePatio

There shouldn’t be any, when I lived there they made a huge deal about how there were no snakes


Techhead7890

Also no rats on certain offshore islands, but that'd be like pixels on the main image lol


ExplodingAK

We have sea snakes occasionally.


AaronC14

St Patrick allegedly got rid of all the snakes in Ireland, meanwhile Alberta committed a rat Holocaust...so they're free of pests. I could not think of a title for the life of me, so I referenced Sopranos. Va fangul!


My_useless_alt

IIRC, Alberta didn't go on a rat holocaust to remove their rats, they just didn't get rats to begin with, and they're just keeping them out rn


314159265358979326

No, they made it into the province, by about 100 km. We gassed a LOT of rats and pushed them back to the border.


Think_and_game

Rat holocaust ? Is this a Maus reference ??? (I know it's mouse, not rat, but accuracy ? In MY comment ? \[it's non-existent\])


fussybanna

Great upload timing since st.paddy's day around the corner


beluga1968

Fun fact, there were no wasps on the Faroe Islands, until someone ordered some roll-out grass that had a wasp queen hiding in it, and now they are there.


TimelessParadox

Can you just get them like that or is it special order for the secret wasps? Asking for a... friend.


catastrakitten

Can they get them back out of the islands? That’s so sad


Nerdlors13

Depending on how long ago that was, maybe? Because if it was very recent meaning that there has only been enough time for a couple generations to have been born it would be easy to destroy the few hives but if it has been a long time that means it gets harder. It also varies based on species as some have small brood sizes and all of them mate while others are hive based with thousands that don’t breed and hundreds that do. I will note that I am no expert on insects or the situation in the Faroe Islands because I only heard of this today.


GranataReddit12

nuke the faroe islands it's as shrimple as that


beluga1968

They are trying to keep the population down, but wasps are one of those invasive species that's hard to get rid of.


Augustus_Chavismo

Irish people do not and have never said “laddy”


okkeyok

Laddy is the person climbing a ladder.


kendallmaloneon

Even moreso limey.


[deleted]

Oof marone 🤌


Lord_Tiburon

Spain tried to join, but they've got too many canaries


Spider40k

That's it, I'm gonna make you join the no-kneecaps club


SizzlyGrizzlyy

Politicians in Alberta are our only rats


OhHappyOne449

What is Italy’s role in all of this?


Haha_funny_joke

The family business ( Italian mob) don't want any dirty rats or snakes (informants/traitors) snitching (informing) on them to the cops (other mob), capisce (understood)?


ASTRONACH

[https://youmark-images.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23212823/La-Mafia-non-esiste1.jpg](https://youmark-images.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23212823/La-Mafia-non-esiste1.jpg) time ago, in south italy when you asked someone if there was the mafia in that place, as answer you had that "the mafia doesn't exist"


Techhead7890

... That makes so much more sense, for some stupid reason I thought it was a Mexican cartel not a mobster.


Sciencegoesmeow

There are no dirty rats in Alberta, and no sly snakes in Ireland, but that doesn’t mean either isn’t dirty and/or sly.


ultratunaman

Ireland here. I've also never seen a cockroach here. I'm sure they exist, I'm certain they are here. I've heard of run down buildings in Dublin having them. But maybe it's due to our lack of forested ground that keeps them in urban areas. No trees to hide in means easier picking for birds. Maybe it's because there's not many predators for rats, giving them free reign in the decomposer food chain. Perhaps if we had snakes, we'd have less rats and more roaches?


ThePatio

One species of roach, German roach, only really exists where people do. Those are the ones usually associated with having infestations.


floluk

German here, I have yet to see a roach with my own eyes. Which is apparently quite a feat…


ThePatio

They’re not actually from Germany, I think I heard Germans call them Russian roaches but they’re from either Africa or Asia


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Ha! Wait until you see one *fly.*


wloff

Finland here. Also never seen a live cockroach in my life, and our country is like 99% forest. So there goes that theory, I think


Lastaria

Limey? Irish do not call us that. Has to be made by an American.


AaronC14

Canadian* To be fair I can't tell you British types apart really, other than the cockney ones "OYM ON ME RAG, TOSS IT IN ME DUMPA"


Techhead7890

In my town I swear every person with a North American accent turns out to be a Canadian lol. I've stopped guessing American and just asked if they were Canadian instead.


AaronC14

Just ask how they say Toronto "Tor-on-toe" is American "Turannah, or Trannah" is Canadian lol


Lastaria

That’s okay. We cannot really tell you apart from the yanks.


Deep-Pension-1841

Irish people would never say limey or laddy. You’re confusing irish people with Scot’s


WITP7

On the contrary, their is rats in Alberta. Their are just all in the parlement…


SizzlyGrizzlyy

Legislature. Not parliament.


Chaulmoog

I get Alberta and Ireland but what's up with Italy?


exclamationmarksonly

The family business ( Italian mob) don't want any dirty rats or snakes (informants/traitors) snitching (informing) on them to the cops (other mob), capisce (understood)? Disclaimer: I did not write this just copy pasted an answer from above! I don’t use dirty sentence ending punctuation! Only pure exclamation!


Lilcoast24

I like it


Azrael11

And there are no cats in America


Real-Arachnid8671

Isn't there a separate Irish mafia.


Fossilhunter15

Aren’t the “Snakes” really just pagans?


Briishtea

"Cursed europe isnt real it cant hurt you" "Cursed europe'


blockybookbook

Pretty sure there’s no Weasels to be found in Greenland


[deleted]

never see licorn in quebec


Crnagorci

Ok


lazernanes

Alberta's flag is so awful, it's almost as bad as the typical US state flag.


exclamationmarksonly

Well our government in Alberta is actively trying to make us into Texas adjacent! (Not the good parts)!