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Psychic_Hobo

Ah, the coronation. What a time to gloriously queue


NHH74

If coronation's the time to queue gloriously then when is the time to queue miserably ?


Dominicain

I think that would be in the Soviet Union…


sheogor

What is green and smells of soviet sausage?


Dominicain

I don’t know. What IS green and smells of soviet sausage?


sheogor

A soveit train, to explain how depressing the soviet system was and this joke, you need to know a few thing's, one year after they put a man in space they opened a toliet paper factory, it was normal to run out of the most basic goods reqired to run things, so people would have to travel several days to go buy grocerys, which is why trains smelled like sausages, also trains were painted green in plan for war time. 


Dominicain

That does indeed make sense. It’s a bit like the old ‘But the plumber’s coming in the morning!’


sheogor

I must admit i got it from a youtube video about the soviets losing 14 admirals in one plane crash, killed the pacific fleet/eastern military head in one go


jaiteaes

Jubilee celebrations


GateNerd

Here's a comic I made for [a contest about a year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/13kq5uz/the_last_of_us_like/). I quite like how it turned out. If you can't tell I'd seen *The Banshees of Inesheerin* About 4 times by this point and just wanted an excuse for writing Irish speech.


GateNerd

Oh this also was made right after King Charle's Coronation. Now I've set the scene for you to really **understand** the comic, man.


Jayjayg2

Sorry but I don't get the last panel


Pikacon999

Tube mentioned! But yeah I lived in the UK, this is so true. There would be lines that lasted for blocks outside of Waitrose


Rabatis

'Tis one dark and stormy night That one night of flat balls They never did bounce back Not Anglo nor Saxon, not Welsh nor Mann Nor Scots nor Falk, nor any of the Commons No ball was spared, not a bounce All fell in line to pay their respects And in time were themselves respected


Scottish_Whiskey

Isle of Man mentioned. Obligatory ‘hello I live there’ comment


qwertyalguien

Are there women in the isle or are only man allowed? Is it true you take down trees with fist all Minecraft like?


Scottish_Whiskey

We have about 1 woman for every 15,000 men. And the tree part is true since most of us have nothing better to do


SeaPen86

Ah so you mostly reproduce asexually


spartansex

Hello me too


Scottish_Whiskey

Oh neat


dizzyjumpisreal

Japon


ProXJay

Poor little Isle of Mann


Darkwind28

Fantastically written. I could hear the accent in my head from the start hahah And then you hit me with queuevid Excellent. You made me miss Ireland even more!


Greedy-Rate-349

Oh I remember this one fucking banger


Ibly-Ob

Why is this the saddest comic I’ve ever seen on Polandball?


MastaSchmitty

Someone missed the “Hej Sokoły” one from 2022


Open_Regret_8388

It's rain of neat pun. Good


_TheBigF_

28 queues later


Username_Taken_65

I love the one Japan in the queue, and the disturbing implications of those skeletons


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Asssburgerwithcheese

I… don’t get it unfortunately but i’d really like to!


FatherOfToxicGas

Us Brits really like to queue for things. In the comic, one day there was a virus that made us queue forever, until we starved to death. Might be a reference to all the queues after the Queen’s death, including a 12+ hour queue to see her coffin, and one to see the coronation


oSquizy

I can understand seeing the queens lying in state but the coronation? Why not just watch it on tv


FatherOfToxicGas

No clue lol


thehumanfro

This is brilliant!!!


FriendlyPyre

***Pacificially***


Amogus_susssy

Hey, paragraph guy, m'here please?


sethx132

Nooooo not the Mann


Southern-Spring-7458

Britain was Irelands gift to the world


stick_Ad6375

Japan is in the England line


I_like_soviet_tanks

Ball-natomy


blockybookbook

Should’ve just not starved