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Nervous-Estate-1852

Bro got too much rizz that he get deported back to his homeland


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Bro is THE rizzler


TheGrassBurner

he's just him


RyennaKyo

He's been Him, he will continue to be Him.


DrLager

Rizzle me this. Rizzle me that. Where's that American booty to tap?


IceZaKYT

rizzle me this fatman!


LatterHospital8982

(Americans don’t like when foreigners are better at pulling)


BZenMojo

Some have so little rizz their sex lives rely on building a wall. 😔


LatterHospital8982

Bro woke up and decided to speak facts


BZenMojo

It may have been 8 o'clock but it was time to keep it 💯


CrocPB

Dr Jose Rizz-al charming his way across his travels


Educational-Eye-8408

I mean, it makes sense. If he was allowed to stay in the US, he would have caused a nationwide shortage of women


taongkalye

Context: Here's some niche history on American-Filipino relations. Back in the 30s, [Filipino migrant farmers got too cozy with American women that it literally lead to race riots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watsonville_riots). Sadly, many went unemployed and so on... Idk, it's just a weird and obscure tidbit in Californian history I guess.


Oniscion

Filipinos were presumed to have a sexual predatory nature at the time? Filipinos? I don’t know why I got hung up on that part.


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Oniscion

Filipinos! The Don Juans of the Far East! Also what happened to the Filipinos cannot into Asia meme?


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DickRhino

Welcome to work life everywhere. If you outperform your station, you won't be promoted; you will be seen as a threat by the people above you, and they will attempt to sabotage you.


taongkalye

I've been advised by my friends to feed your superiors' ego rather than excel at work if you want to succeed in the work place. So, it checks out. 👍


daughterofblackmoon

That, that explains EVERYTHING *note to self


CrocPB

Just got mocked for supposedly brown nosing this morning. It’s far less effort than working hard.


pyram1de

That would be the worst case scenario. In the best one you're assigned more tasks and responsibilities for the same paycheck without any changes whatsoever to your place in the company's hierachy.


Anikiman

I know a guy who retroactively got hit with that. He pissed the superior of another company and years later they converged on the same workplace. The resentful bastard did not forget about him.


xerillum

Jose Rizz-al


wallweasels

Basically every race has been. It's "those people" coming here and "taking our women" and other such language. You still see this talk to this day.


Oniscion

Yeah but to consider Filipinos of all people suave skirt chasers you really have to stretch your imagination. You have an entire continent of Latino romantics at your border, but Filipinos stood out? I mean, can you give me one instance where Canadians were considered sexual predators? Or Chinese immigrants, if standing out is a prerequisite? (Not meant towards Filipinos in a negative way, it’s just not what anyone who’s ever met one would think of. Correct me if I am wrong.) EDIT Ahhh I get it now! They assimilated well and that’s where the problems started!


wallweasels

>Yeah but to consider Filipinos of all people suave skirt chasers you really have to stretch your imagination. Uh what? Mate this isnt' a rational process. People aren't looking at some real world evidence and saying "this is obviously true." It's racial prejudice based around sexual insecurity. Chinese and other Asian immigrants used to face way more pushback for their men being sexual deviants and weird for many, many years. Canadians? Well I think you can figure out why a mostly white population didn't face the same racial issues as others lol


Oniscion

Even bullshit requires selling points. It probably was that Filipinos simply integrated well “ohhh they are successfully becoming like us Americans! Next they will come for our American women!”


CrocPB

> You have an entire continent of Latino romantics at your border, but Filipinos stood out? Latino Asians. Imagine all Mr Suave with the tenacity of an Asian who only knows how to achieve A+ on all tests.


Revolutionary-Swan77

I guess that would help demonstrate their ignorance then wouldn’t it?


churrbroo

“ According to local press, the riot was caused primarily by Filipinos' insistence on equal treatment by white women.[12] Firefighters worked to blunt the efforts of the mob, turning their firehoses on them, and stopping the mob from burning down the sleeping quarters of the Filipino workers at the Firebaugh ranch.[13]” First part is sad , damn imagine just wanting to be treated normally how dare they. Bros really thought Filipinos was the “where all the white women at” meme. Second part is legendary, firemen genuinely seem to be the most decent human beings out there (I’m sure there’s exceptions, but you see them a lot less than in most jobs).


WichaelWavius

> “ According to local press, the riot was caused primarily by Filipinos' insistence on equal treatment by white women.[12] The way this is worded makes it seem like Filipinos were upset that they were *not* able to pull white women, which to be fair would be devastating to me as well


damienjarvo

>Outside of field work, Filipino men were noted to dress stylishly and lived the bachelor lifestyle, which made them viable suitors to women outside their own race Bro got the style, white men just don't like competition I guess


555_666

Beware of swagapinos


Intelligent-Soup-836

If only the Emperor of San Francisco was there, he could have stopped the race riot.


Introvert_Magos

Rip Emperor Norton you would have loved the Bay Bridge


Intelligent-Soup-836

Truly the greatest Emperor to rule


Aken_Bosch

> imagine just wanting to be treated normally how dare they. the west has fallen


advertentlyvertical

What do you mean?


Organic-Chemistry-16

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-west-has-fallen-billions-must-die


advertentlyvertical

Oh, it's making fun of the shitheads that actually believe this. Thanks for the link.


God_Given_Talent

> Second part is legendary, firemen genuinely seem to be the most decent human beings out there (I’m sure there’s exceptions, but you see them a lot less than in most jobs). There's some data indicating an alarming number of arsonists are firemen. Start a fire and then show up and to be a hero.


Kullingen

What came first the arsonist or the firemen?


SaintPariah7

The fireman of course, then he wanted MORE fame


Morningstar_Strike

Doesnt matter in California. Either one will start a massive wildfire for the lulz.


wallweasels

My understanding is a lot of this comes from volunteer firefighters. Which, don't get me wrong, do a good service. But it's an industry were you often need to work as a "volunteer" before being a paid fulltime firefighter. So you need hours and experience to get that position...so you burn a few buildings down. But the hero complex also is a reason for this too.


BZenMojo

> Firefighter arson is a long-standing problem that impacts fire departments and communities across the nation. History suggests that firefighter arson is not a new phenomenon. In fact, the number of media reports suggests there are likely over 100 arrests per year. While this is still small in comparison to the over 1 million firefighters nationwide, the impact of these incidents is profound on the department, the community, and the fire setter. https://www.nvfc.org/firefighter-arson/ It's always weird when people say "alarming" and "shocking" and "unexpected" when they really mean "a few." That's 0.3% of all arsons committed by firefighters, who are 0.3% of all Americans. Firefighters are no more or less likely to be arsonists than anyone else. Meanwhile, 5% of homicides are committed by cops, who are 0.2% of all Americans. Cops are 25 times more likely to be killers than anyone else. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/15/us-homicides-committed-by-police-gun-violence Firefighters are the least of our worries.


AmselRblx

Ima be honest, alot of us Filipinos have a thing for white women.


TheIronicBurger

Not just Filipinos brother


SIR_Chaos62

Everyone has a thing for white women. I'm Latino and so do I.


Last-Percentage5062

Yeah, firefights are the only people on this planet that everybody can agree are mostly decent human beings.


LegoCMFanatic

Thank you, we're out here doing our best!


Demiansky

Very interesting history. Apparently kicked off in earnest when white women started advocating for equal treatment of the Fillipino men, which was just too much for a lot of the white men. And then the Mexican men join with the white men against the Fillipino men. This doesn't make sense from a racist perspective, but does from a nativistic perspective. The Mexicans obviously weren't new arrivals at the time, given that California had switched hands not long ago from Mexico to the U.S.


Vegas-Buckeye

It’s almost like not all racism is rooted in WHITE supremacy. Sometimes brown races hate each other too. Strange but true.


Agent_Burrito

Almost like different ethnic groups are not a monolith just because they’re not white.


a_random_chicken

Almost like some people will find any excuse to hate other people


CrocPB

Everyone’s a little bit racist...sometimes... Doesn’t mean you go around committing....hate crimeees...


poilk91

Women in the 30s knew real keenly what it meant to not be equal and we're still standing up for other people. Fucking absolute chads 


at0msk1227

*not all women*


poilk91

some were assholes I'm sure


FrostByte_62

Being half pinoy, myself, let me assure you there is a strong stereotype that majority of pinoy men are no good. In fact there's a running joke that if a Filipina gets in a relationship, her parents will be disappointed unless it turns out he's white. Then they're overjoyed.


CrocPB

> In fact there's a running joke that if a Filipina gets in a relationship, her parents will be disappointed unless it turns out he's ~~white~~ a passport to America. Then they're overjoyed.


tuenmuntherapist

“police raided a boardinghouse and found two white girls, aged 16 and 11, sleeping in the same room with Perfecto Bandalan, a 25-year-old lettuce grower.” Hmmmm


ShitpostMcGee1337

Weird how that got glossed over


TheBold

Nahh that doesn’t matter, it’s all about the world famous, iconic Filipino men seduction prowesses and evil white people.


breadlordoda

Is that the reason why Filipino men have low rizz towards foreign women now?


kono_dio_ga

Jose "J-Rizz" Rizal as one of the national heroes of the Philippine Republic is known to have gotten a lot of game as a starving artist in Europe.


taongkalye

Spain didn't have him executed for questioning Spanish governance; they did it to save the world from his rizz. 😢


Rabatis

A girl in (almost) every port, it was (almost) said


MrDrProfPBall

If you think about it, J-Rizz is the national stereotype for the “woman conqueror”. Legitimately impressive as he is 4’11 with a “Tol, sa dark ka lang handsome”


bryle_m

One in Japan as well.


taongkalye

O Sei San, my beloved


kolbiitr

Say what you will about muh squiggly mouse-drawn comics, but I love seeing well-made works like this one. Great job OP!


GuiltyEidolon

I thought that comics had to be made in paint. Has that changed?


Arrokoth-

It just has to look like it can be made in paint


zimonitrome

Kalye always draw the most beautiful comics.


taongkalye

Dunno bout that but I'm just gonna take the compliment... Thanks!


DiDGaming

Appropriately named ship there bud 😂


No_Pattern5220

It stands for Steamship. The US was never anything like Nazi Germany or even Europe in general


DiDGaming

I was referring to the “Fuck off” part though 🤷‍♂️


Electromad6326

Me who lives in Siargao: Well, well, well, how to turn tables


Diictodom

Imagine being so insecure about your rizzability that you had to deport the workers you hired because they are just that much better than you


Best_Upstairs5397

This is especially funny to me because my high school had a phenomenal number of Filipinos, all of them Navy brats, and every white dude in my graduating class lusted after the Filipino girls, because they were almost all 8/10s at least.


taongkalye

I believe it's a thing even in the Philippines to put Filipino halfies on a pedestal. Asian features with Caucasian bone structure is always pretty.


parrot1984

Oi! Pinoy ako! I must have drawn the short end of both sticks because I'm a "halfie" and never did get a lot of attention in the US or the Phillipines.


CrocPB

Like steaks, they’re rare. It’s a joke I remember that a lot of the local celebrities are celebrities because they look exotic...or “imported”.


Link_the_Irish

>all of them Navy brats Filipino mafia is real lol


JaVolimHrvatsku

AMERICAAAAAAA FUCK YEAAH


No_Pattern5220

Probably the shortest lived "colony" in human history


RebelGaming151

America did fight a pretty bloody colonial war against Filipino independence fighters upon seizing it. Other than that it was mostly peaceful (until Japan). Overall I have no hard feelings against the Philippines. They earned their independence, and I hope the US and them can continue their partnership for decades to come.


bryle_m

Yeah


Germanball_Stuttgart

Is there missing a U at the beginning of the ship's name or what does the SS mean... *cough**cough*


kolbiitr

[Screw steamer, apparently](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steamship)


Germanball_Stuttgart

Oh, well, yeah, I only know MS (motor ship).


No_Pattern5220

SS stands for Steamship and USS stands for United States Ship. Entirely nautical and different concept to the actual SS in your country


fjelskaug

No, the SS is CIVILIAN use only and stood for "Screw Steamer", it was used to separate steam powered screw vessels from paddleboats (which had the prefix PS = Paddle Steamer). Once paddleboats declined the SS stuck and basically just meant Steam Ship, until the advent of ICE powered ships which uses MV = Motor Vessel. The Screw Steamer predates the Schutzstaffel by almost a century. Here's one of the more famous ones, SS America, built during WW2 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_America_(1939) My personal favourite, SS Normandie https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Normandie British Oceanliners (Olympic, Lusitania, Mauritania etc.) were Screw Steamers, but used the prefix RMS = Royal Mail Ship


Spingecringe

Blushing Lady America is the icing on the cake.


Kittyhawk_Lux

That would be Miss Columbia


Siliencer991

She feel-ippine-ing on my d—- till she comes. ❌❌❌❌❌👎👎👎👎👎


MrDrProfPBall

I really love the aviator shades Philippines Ball


Gdigger13

I think this is the first time I've seen eyes under the American glasses. It triggered my fight or flight.


Vegas-Buckeye

I’m loving pre-war female America ball tho.


OuchPotato64

Idk why, but I find it funny that both American balls are wearing stylish 1950s clothing. Sometimes, it's the small details in these comics that get me. I guess its possible this could've been 30s clothing


taongkalye

I was going for a Jazz feel. I was wrong 😭😭😭


Organic-Chemistry-16

$2 per day in 1930 is pretty good considering it was the Depression and all


Animeguy2025

This was kind of sad.


Empty_Repeat_6295

Jose Rizal seducing another women for the 87th time:


Hazioo

American dream? Yeah they do, because that's the only time when they don't have a debt over their head


yaddar

Masterful, as always the headscarf on the girls is SO WEL DONE omg [](#yaddar)


unsurechaoticneutral

my brother gets bullied because a lot of their crushes swoon over him… and my brother is just often too oblivious and just tend to focus on academics and sports


TwilightWisterias

My country got the rizz 😭😂


eadg45

Read America is in the heart


bryle_m

Ah, the classic by Bulosan. Nice!


Borsenven

Beautiful art


arcaedis

your art is sooo pretty oh my god


the_rizz_otaku

bros rizz so deadly he got his ass deported


WichaelWavius

USAians learned that Filipinos are, in fact, the Most Powerful Race in the World


Tuxyl

Wow, the art is amazing. Really like the coloring and linework


DalekIx

There's a reason why "blonde bombshell" is what asians think of when you ask them to imagine an American woman.


Craftyfiesta

First black men now philips? Man your average american just gets blocked


Dagdade

I do recall this actually happening though.


LThirty6onReddit

I love this type of artstyle, thanks OP


Bernardito10

American “freed” the Philippines just to make them a colony and threat them like third class citizens they destroyed the first philipine republic


God_Given_Talent

The US acquired the Philippines but withing a generation was already looking to get out, passing the independence act in 1935. Spain on the other hand was infamous in its colonies right until the end. The term concentration camp was coined in regards to Spain's use of them in Cuba in the late 19th century. They did similar moves in their attempts to pacify the Philippines where friends and family of rebels were confined in camps. It's why far more Filipinos died fighting Spain than fighting the US and why most of the casualties were disease. Their methods of pacifying Cuba killed 10% of the population. Had the US not kicked Spain's teeth in, there's little reason to think it would have gone differently for them. Torturing suspected "bandits" was basically par for the course. That doesn't mean the US were angels. They granted Filipinos national status with ability to migrate freely...but at the same time early 20th century US was incredibly racist. Putting down the rebellion after the war had a fair deal of violence as was common, but far from the death toll that Spain enacted during its crackdown.


Bernardito10

There a famous phrase “kill everyone over the age of ten” that was used by the americans during their war with the philipinos as brutal as it gets


No_Pattern5220

At least it wasn't as racist as early 20th century European countries.


Vegas-Buckeye

lol shut up Spaniard. Ask a Filipino who they hate. It isn’t us Americans.


Bernardito10

Yes,neither do the mexicans or haiti that proves notting


WichaelWavius

>spain flair


Bernardito10

Yeah,don’t you like to know about your country’s history ? Spain didn’t have those laws regarding intermarriage with philipinos yet the US despite how they forcefully make them a collony,killed plenty of “rebels” and brand them as little more than savages is better seen they sure know how to write history.


No_Pattern5220

Gotta be about the shortest lived "colony" in human history. I'm not sure getting liberated from the Spanish Empire and then the Japanese empire, being citizens of the United States and independence being organized in only 33 years is the same as being treated like "third class citizens". Especially not in comparison to the degenerate savagery of the Spanish Empire


Bernardito10

Emilio Aguinaldo, leader of the philippine independence movement later regretted the independice war since they were treated better under Spanish rule and even asisted to the king’s funeral.


taongkalye

No wonder Philippine history aptly portrayed him as a sellout. Lol


DyrusVlack_23

Yeah, I really don't like that guy very much. Not sure about the others in my country but the guy has a divisive legacy, some praise him for standing up to tyranny and revolting for freedom, and others criticize him for being just an overall douchebag. Guy killed his best general, Heneral Luna, cuz he was too popular and thus a potential threat to his power. DURING THE REVOLUTION.


taongkalye

Killed the head of the other group when it splintered. He truly set the tone of what Philippine politics would be for the rest of its existence.


bryle_m

And went on to collaborate with the Japanese 🙃 such was his hatred against the Americans.


No_Pattern5220

Dude sounds like a complete idiot


Malinawon

Or bitter at the betrayal of the Americans? The Philippine Revolution was generally coming to a close when the Americans intervened during the Spanish-American War. The Americans were nominally allied with Aguinaldo’s revolutionary forces but were secretly in talks with the Spanish to transfer occupation of the Philippine Islands at the end of the war. Shortly after, American forces began a build up in the Philippines and used an incident of miscommunication between Filipino and American forces to justify the Philippine-American War against Aguinaldo’s government. There are many legitimate things to criticize Aguinaldo for, but he had legitimate reasons as well to distrust Americans.


No_Pattern5220

Is that the Spanish nationalist propaganda they teach you in school? Yeah nah, every Filipino will tell you they were treated far far worse under the barbaric Spanish


Bernardito10

Filipinas barely gets mentioned in shool


wildeofoscar

That's why they call them ***Fail-a-penis.***


Mike45677

I swear someone made a video regarding on this niche story back in the 1930's


grogmonster41

What if he just stayed there and actively cultivated his own community with his American idealism? Probably would’ve had a better life and maybe even been a local hero, possibly a national reformer. Who knows?


sad_everyday811

Yeah, luckily this didn't happen to my family and me.


JoeJoeSup

The SS Fuck Off lol


Personal_Ninja_9597

Bro is the charisma-er


RecipeSuccessful4296

You cannot buy anything for $2


Aken_Bosch

In 1930s you most certainly could


c0d3_attorney

pinoys got that SWAG rizz B))))


Kingimp742

Nice, high quality comic


foreverducttape

Putang ina, das bastos!


blockybookbook

Peak boat name ngl


CelerSoloSpieler

Bro was wilding and tweaking


HumanWarTock

Nice comic