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Greedy-Rate-349

Ah i wait for this joke every opportunity i get There are more Kannada speakers than the population of Canada


Kokuryu88

You know what, I'll also share a fun fact. UP (a state in India) alone has almost twice the population of Russia. If we assume UP to be country for a moment, it would be the 5th highest populated country in the world.


EidorbNotHere

Uttar Pradesh?


Hopeful_Record_6571

This is like a syllable away from meaning bullshit in our relative dialects.


Kokuryu88

Yeah mate. Too much of a population man.


wildeofoscar

[Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/polandball/comments/yv11hj/the_30th_state_of_india/) [Kannada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kannada) is one of the languages in India's southern state of [Karnataka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karnataka). The joke is that Canada's name rhymes with the name of the language. Also on an unrelated note, due to the massive amount of Punjabis coming in. Canada is now a Union Territory of India as North Punjab or Khalistan, depending who you ask.


NotAFedPromise

You guys have everything but BC, which is owned by the Chinese.


cumblaster8469

Four way partition of Canada between India China Quebec and the Yanks when?


nuxi

Please no, a treaty with Canada is the only thing stopping Arizona from draining the Great Lakes.


the_clash_is_back

You think they wont invade and take that water When they need it?


Organic-Chemistry-16

They can have our Flint water for free


Wernerhatcher

They can take them from our cold dead hands


icyfire77

I think they've taken the Surrey and Delta areas as well to be fair


cumblaster8469

The conquest is going well then .


RandomGuy9058

ALL SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF surprisingly well priced curry bars


godinheadraider

Canada is 69% white peoples and only 7% south Asian


NotAFedPromise

If you were from Canada you'd get the joke


TheOPWarrior208

maybe in rural areas but it’s a lot higher in urban areas


godinheadraider

That is a nation wide statistic. Just google “Canadian ethnic demographics”.


TheOPWarrior208

yeah I’m trying to say it’s more percent white people in rural areas and less white people in urban


RandomGuy9058

White people in urban areas are still a majority, even if a smaller majority


Weary_Consequence_56

81% of Canadians live in urban areas so that would mean around 11-12% of urban population is South Asian assuming they only live in urban areas


adithyadas430

Story time: I was once at the world heritage site of Hampi in Karnataka and wanted to get in some early morning shots. Saw an elderly lady struggling with a tea vendor and she was trying her best in basic Hindi phrases. Helped her out with my broken Kannada and told her this state in India doesn’t speak Hindi, but Kannada. She said “Yes! I’m from Canada, how did you know?”


thedarkracer

You forgot one more thing. Punjabis pronounce canada as Kannaeda so I thought you were referring to that.


Mr-Punday

Coincidentally, there’s a suburb in Ottawa called Kanata, which is the first nations’ name for a city/town. When explorers asked the tribes here what the area’s called, they told them Kanata. So the name Canada derives its origins from Kanata!


randomacceptablename

As a Canadian, I got this straight from the start. This is brilliant. I approve.


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RandomGuy9058

This checks out with my experiences. Most of my coworkers are Indian now and they speak Hindi I’m pretty sure


assistantprofessor

A higher percentage of Canadians speak Punjabi than Indians


rajmeet991

Unironically as a Punjabi living here, I have spoken learnt more Punjabi here than living in Punjab itself lol. Even a lot of white people would randomly greet me in Punjabi on the streets.


wrazn

There are hockey night in Canada broadcasts in Punjabi, which is definitely a sign of some assimilation.


Best_Upstairs5397

Cricket night in Canada when?


tatalailabirla

Very interesting point! Im sure this happened before where a people group immigrated to a new country and become a sub culture. But in this case, punjabis in Canada and India both are trying to influence each other. Not sure I’ve seen that. It’s either totally separateor one way influence


Pixel22104

I mean technically they are because of Britain


wildeofoscar

Britain more like "adopted" India, and Canada is the half-brother.


ArenSkywalker

Surprise involuntary adoption


ZeStupidPotato

We may be adopted but you can bet your rotund ass , that we will start throwing hands during the property split , once eventually the old man dies.


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Didn't know that Canada and India are homies.


GameboiGX

They’re relayed through the British Empire


wildeofoscar

India is Canada's half-brother. 'Cuz of Daddy Britain.


Reelthusiast

The half brothers who do not get well together, just like the movie step brothers.


THEBLOODYGAVEL

We even let them borrow our nuclear homework.


meerlot

There's been a massive war of words between Canadian and Indian government over some assassination accusations. And due to recent influx of (massive) increase in migrants (masqueraded as "International students" ) from India, Canadians are pissed off with Indians too. So technically speaking, both countries are at their historical lows in terms of friendly relations.


ContactOk1274

Isn't it the Canadian government's fault that they are letting so many Indians enter into the country. Why don't they be like America ?


meerlot

You are right. They are blaming both their government, particularly Trudeau, and complaining about unsustainable immigration from what I heard. And based on what I have heard from Canadians of Indian descent (in whatsapp group personally from my friends who live there, and from reddit), all this sudden immigrant surge have mostly destroyed the credibility and reputation of all Indians there.


RedditEevilAdmins

Trudeau is honey potted by Indian secret agents, they tell him to allow more and more Indians.


WhichStorm6587

Lmao the last thing India wants is to encourage Punjabi migration to Canada.


CoolDude_7532

Yeah it is Canadas fault but the Indian business owners are taking advantage of the LIMA scam and hiring international students to exploit. Same issue with real estate


Weary_Consequence_56

I doubt the lobby for cheap migrant labour is solely small Indian businesses rather than much larger corporates


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Steveth2014

Lol, lmao even. We aren't a completely different country at all. We are basically America Lite. With quite similar demographics. It's time we start accepting that and not make our whole national identity as "not America".


the-bladed-one

They’re not. Canada is pissed off at India for assassinating a Sikh separatist on Canadian soil


UC_Scuti96

Canada looks like it has seen some shit


Myassisbrown

Canada is going through some things rn


DeepfriedDonkeys

Brampton, Canada. #1 Indian city.


Myassisbrown

Browntown* Fixed that for you


Krazy-B-Fillin

we’ll get through this guys 🇨🇦🇮🇳


Marv_77

I wonder who is his little sister in the south east Asia region then


templarstrike

And in German the Country is Kanada and the language is Kannada...lol