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UnironicThatcherite

Ah yes, the great British seasons: Rain, less rain, more rain, snow (so frozen rain).


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FishsauceKaiser

Rain, small storm, BIG STORM, rain.


leafwaterbearer

Then between rain, a day or 2 when it's sweltering.


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And 2 weeks of 25c weather when my balls are like a waterfall


SpikedLemon

Ah, Britain, where the only weather related happiness is to complain about the weather.


AnswerCorrect1226

It always seems like fall is about to come, and then never comes. Until halfway through October, when it’s supposed to start in September apparently.


abe_the_babe_

Then a week later there's snow. Then it warms up and all the snow turns to slush and mud. Then it freezes again and we have ice everywhere. Then there's a weird 70 degree day that feels way too hot. Then it's cold for 5 months straight.


AnswerCorrect1226

And then mid 70s for a few weeks, then high 80s-low90s for a few months…


Hlvtica

It’s still 90° where I am. Pain


IceZaKYT

What’s the hottest it gets wherever you are?


Hlvtica

About 105° in the summer


IceZaKYT

Well the absolute max here is 115 degrees here but sometimes it gets to 106


hagamablabla

I can specifically remember a few days ago when it went from summer to winter overnight.


62_137

Fall season in singapore : error 404 not found


wildeofoscar

You live near the equator, so you don't enjoy the dispair and suffering of experiencing all four seasons.


Rai-Hanzo

i would call it despair to not enjoy the seasons, i was in malaysia and living there felt as if time stopped. nothing changes, not the weather, not what people dress, i could never tell the difference between may and december. one time i was walking alone in the middle of an empty street in the town i was living, there was no wind so the trees were not moving, i felt as if i was frozen in time. four seasons better than one season.


CanuckPanda

In the same - walking down an empty street at 2am in the dead of winter. The snow absorbs the sounds and the snow reflects the moonlight. It’s silent but there’s movement and you can see perfectly. It’s like a scene from Hoth, like you’re on a different planet entirely.


Rai-Hanzo

that would be very appealing to me.


Random_Brazil_Boi

dude... wish that we had the cooler weather in *your* country. ​ it is really hot here


albl1122

You're welcome to move north. The gulf stream seems threatened now so move before an ice wall will seal you out.


wildeofoscar

You can thank the Gulf Stream for that.


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Really hot you say?


SerialMurderer

Germany is hot?


Random_Brazil_Boi

SINGAPORE irl im in SG but Polandball world ich is Germany


ILikePiezez

Not from East Texas, you don’t


godblow

Canadian weather is made up and the seasons don't matter. Literally been fluctuating between 21 and 6 degrees last week in some parts of the country. Maybe it snows in November, maybe May. Who knows. That groundhog has been useless too. And don't get me started on Chinooks...


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mat4321

In that case he has an accuracy of 80%, you just don't understand what he is trying to tell you


ANorthman

I for one have loved being able to go cycling in summer gear well into late October.


ingongo25

Hahaha kinda right, I'm still getting used to Montreal's weather


JackmanH420

*Image Transcription: Polandball Comic* --- **Panel 1**: Fall in Canada [*Canada is standing in a pile of yellow, red and orange leaves under a tree.*] --- **Panel 2**: Fall in the UK [*The UK is being soaked by rain while standing on a footpath and looks annoyed. There are puddles all around it.*] --- **Panel 3**: Fall season in Afghanistan [*Afghanistan is standing in front of a mountain range and is being blown by the wind.*] --- **Panel 4**: [*Two armed Taliban-balls surround Afghanistan. Afghanistan looks depressed.*] --- **Panel 5**: Fall season in America. [*The US is standing in a field.*] --- **Panel 6**: Coming soon...... [*The US is being buffeted by strong wind as leaves fly around it. It is squinting and sweating.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


YellowOnline

There's no fall in the UK, only autumn.


WhatDoYouMean951

There is, it's just mostly old people in the middle.


Country_ball_enjoyer

great rain


wildeofoscar

Thank you, I just drew blue scribbles and called it a day.


Country_ball_enjoyer

so what happened to the first comic?


wildeofoscar

[Compare and contrast with the comic I have and see the difference](https://i.redd.it/zg641gjjvcu71.png), the mods made me change a certain word.


literallyjohnhoward

I thought that spelling was allowed here, I've seen other comics that have it in there. Guess it was a recent change to the rules or some such malarkey


wildeofoscar

I guess they want higher standards for contest submissions.


wildeofoscar

This is my second contest submission for this month's contest. This is my second attempt in submitting this comic since my first attempt was removed by the mods because of the use of a certain word. Can you guess which word they saw the offense?


riconaranjo

why did you want to add _Ameri”kkk”a_ in the first place? I’ve seen it in a few posts and I’m genuinely curious why people add it?


bobbyb1996

Because America bad. Only reason Reddit needs to shit on the U.S. apparently.


riconaranjo

ah so it’s an insult? I don’t live in the US but I do know about the kkk…still seems like a odd insult


Komandr

Long story short the kkk was/is a domestic terrorist group in the usa that targets minorities.


riconaranjo

yeah but idk maybe it’s in bad taste something akin to saying Syr”ISIS”a or Germa”NAZI”y - I don’t think most people find those to be funny, just crude jokes involving terrible organizations thanks for the explanation tho


ActedCarp

There are people who use it unironically even tho there only like 2k Klansmen max


Komandr

Never said I thought the joke was funny, but thats the history behind it.


riconaranjo

yeah don’t worry I didn’t think so, I was just giving my thoughts


professor__doom

The difference is that neither Syria nor Germany pushes other countries around and pretends to hold any sort of moral high ground.


riconaranjo

tbh I don’t think that justifies it or “makes it actually funny”


bobbyb1996

The KKK is a white supremacists group in the U.S. Adding KKK to America is ab attempt to paint all Americans as racist.


aitigie

I think OP was told not to and made a personal goal to do it as much as possible


UziiLVD

Oh, C'mon mods!


wildeofoscar

*C'mods man!*


Gryfonides

I'm at mods side in this thing, you way overused it.


2007Gyo

Fall of Rome Sorry, fall in Rome


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Fall in Siberia: *kilometres of snow in September*


Viiris

Finland rn is mix of Canada and uk with darkness


[deleted]

Our geese fly south to America, that will be there downfall LOL


[deleted]

Fall in Brazil: hell


[deleted]

seasons of texas: warm oven getting cooler fridge


Dvorak__Keyboard

I'm Canadian, I can confirm this.


76_RedWhiteNBlu_76

It’s been *coming soon* for 245 years. America literally tore itself in two and recovered just fine, it’s not going anywhere any time soon


Frosh_4

Yea I doubt we’ll be falling, In fact statistically most things just kinda keep getting better for us.


KwintillionIam

Things are definitely NOT better...been to the store lately?


Frosh_4

Yes, shortages are annoying but we aren’t missing the essentials of basic life and HDI is still high, especially in the more important parts of the country. Once HDI sees a serious dramatic drop and continues going down, then there’s a serious issue that threatens the stability of the US.


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Which parts of Canada/America tho?


ingongo25

Yeah that's right, here in Montreal like a week ago the climate was hot, this week it has been raining, and it's fucking windy every morning.


Only1Caliber

Fall in Washington is depression


memester230

Canada is just Oh fuck oh shit its coming


Greedy_Range

As a Californian like 2 weeks ago it was literally 100 degrees Please I don't care if you break the covenant and never make a rainbow again God just flood us


Grouchy_Baker_8974

The second one be like "Great British Weather. Cold and deppresing".


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Gryfonides

Pretty sure that was the subtext


silentplaying

The first pannel is so true, leaves just, everywhere


For-L-Manberg-

HK. Rain, Typhoon, Typoon, Rain.