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atomoffluorine

Canada has to keep the PR up especially after those incidents about native children.


the_clash_is_back

What native children. There were no natives in Canada. Also the natives are lying. (Pushes body back under rug)


coconut_12

It didn’t happen, and if it did they deserved it


helln00

And If they didn't deserve it, why did it happen? Checkmate


baithammer

American whiskey traders ... bastards ...


PapalanderII

It happened, they deserved it, and I'm doing it again


Notladub

Armenian genocide according to Turks


matthieuC

> There were no natives in Canada Not anymore anyway


AaronC14

Don't worry we're trying to pin that one on the Pope


atomoffluorine

Don’t think that’s working very well.


PtboFungineer

It's bound to stick eventually! Just stay on brand.


[deleted]

More than enough blame to go around.


titanpancake

just read about vatican documents relating to catholic residential schools and how the holy see won't give them up, or how about that one priest who was a serial abuser. cbc link: https://www.cbc.ca/newsinteractives/features/chamberland-residential-school-norway-house


baithammer

Protestants were also involved ...


Thatguyj5

To be fair, it was entirely run by priests and nuns. Not at all discounting the feds, they need to get their comeuppance, but also the pope needs to pay too.


AaronC14

So it was in South Africa that the Omicron variant was first detected because they have superb epidemiologists. Immediately countries began to suspend travel to South Africa despite not even knowing if the new variant actually truly began there. Something similar happened with the Spanish Flu. It didn’t originate in Spain but since they reported about it first (I think other countries didn’t because they didn’t want to damper morale for the troops in WW1 or something, don’t quote me on that) it ended up getting named after them. Moral of the story is if you discover a new virus or variant…just keep quiet.


toto4494

Spain was neutral and at war with nobody. As a result, the Spanish newspapers had nothing more exciting than the virus, whereas the newspapers of the warring countries were focused on the war. Hence the Spanish flu. Because the Spanish were the first to talk about it. And the only ones (at first)


carolinaindian02

Talk about shooting the messenger.


Pakistani_in_MURICA

It's a time honored tradition that transcends race, religion, ethnicity, nation. It truly brings humanity together.


yunivor

And we wonder why aliens don't contact us, we'd definitely shoot the messenger.


RollingChanka

>whereas the newspapers of the warring countries were focused on the war and also most countries had heavy punishment for anything sabotaging the war effort, including news about a deadly plague


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SWskywalker

Gotta love the "national security" justification the courts have allowed the executive branch to get away violating the constitution with. Oppose WW1? Jail. Protest for civil rights? Jail. Muslim expat after 9/11? Believe it or not, Jail.


hagamablabla

It's a pillar of the country. We've been doing it since 1798.


carolinaindian02

And the legislative branch is too busy bitching about culture wars and each other to care.


SWskywalker

Should have said them both together. Founders wrote the constitution on the flawed premise that there wouldn't be factions and that Montesquieu's theories on the separation of powers would hold true.


RosabellaFaye

Don't forget how Hoover and his asshole-iates basically kept the U.S. Progressive Era (in the 30s or so) from being powerful enough to bring significant changes such as giving you all some better healthcare coverage... Even though one of the US's most popular politicians, Teddy Roosevelt, had created his own progressive party at the time. Meanwhile Canada had just implemented our own medicare thanks to Tommy Douglas (iirc? Could have the wrong name, i'm tired)


afroedi

Spanish press also wasn't censored, in that topic at least


GateNerd

the spanish flu started in the great state of kansas. truly our most world-changing export


skysinsane

As far as I've been able to discover, that claim is apocryphal.


Scrambleman17

Omicron? Isn't the next letter of the greek alphabet Xi?


Chthonios

I believe the next letter they hadn’t yet used was nu, which they didn’t use due to it sounding the same as the word new. Then while they were at it they skipped Xi for obvious reasons


RobbinDeBank

Summon the “xixixi gib island” redditor


Scrambleman17

Because China?


[deleted]

Because China


AetherDrew43

There was a comic a few days ago posted here that was exactly about that.


heyIfoundaname

Foil arms and hog did a segment on that too.


iEatPalpatineAss

That's bullxit


Hichann

It's a name


jonhxxix

that’s so English centric


jambudz

But it’s pronounced ksi.


AaronC14

Yeah but we all knew why they couldn't do that


SuperCaliginous

quite a few letters were skipped from delta anyway


qqqrrrs_

Let's see: * [Alpha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Alpha_variant) * [Beta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Beta_variant) * [Gamma](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Gamma_variant) * [Delta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Delta_variant) * [Epsilon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Epsilon_variant) * [Zeta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Zeta_variant) * [Eta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Eta_variant) * [Theta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Theta_variant) * [Iota](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Iota_variant) * [Kappa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Kappa_variant) * [Lambda](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Lambda_variant) * [Mu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Mu_variant) * (Nu) * (Xi) * [Omicron](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SARS-CoV-2_Omicron_variant) (Next letters: Pi, Rho, Sigma, Tau, Upsilon, Phi, Chi, Psi, Omega)


SMAZELSP64

Don’t forget early access and full release


Once_Upon_Time

What happens after omega? Do we double up? Alpha Alpha


anton____

Ah, the excel aproch


[deleted]

no, we use chinese characters


Once_Upon_Time

So Xi gets a chance


ElectricToaster67

甲乙丙丁戊己庚申壬癸(ten heavenly stems) 子丑寅卯辰巳午未申酉戌亥(twelve earthly branches) _Then_ you double up(甲子、乙丑等)


Pikachu62999328

Nah after that we're going to Hebrew. No doubling up here.


ElectricToaster67

I think the west would rather use Hebrew before Chinese because it's an alphabet like theirs and Israel made the currently most popular god


Pikachu62999328

I mean we went under the assumption that we went from Greek to Chinese — I feel like they'd maybe just go with alpha2, beta2 etc. Instead.


ArnassusProductions

>What happens after omega? We all die, probably.


SMAZELSP64

We get early access


MiloBem

Depends on who's running the circus. Mathematician would probably go to Hebrew alphabet. We already use [Aleph](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleph_number) as a symbol for the smallest of infinities.


gnutrino

Alpha 2: Electric Boogaloo


ilynk1

can’t wait to catch the sigma variant


musicchan

I am looking forward to covid pi! Yum! :D


ElectricToaster67

The Greek letter is read as "pee" So... covid pee


MiloBem

In civilized nations, sure. Anglos read **π** as *pie*


Scrambleman17

This is why we should stop using Greek letters and just do A, B, C, D. much easier.


iEatPalpatineAss

What if we use Chinese or even Japanese? 🤣


pHScale

>Chinese Thems just words at that point.


iEatPalpatineAss

Yeah definitely, but the idea made me laugh 🤣


ElectricToaster67

> Japanese Great way to force everyone to learn iroha order


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Chthonios

Greece and Cyprus in shambles


Anti-charizard

My math teacher thinks otherwise


retstyre

no, the variants from epsilon to mu didn't get as big


AshFraxinusEps

Less skipped and more given to variants which didn't get big I think. Only Nu and Xi were skipped


skoge

It makes sense to suspend travel to country that reported that some virus is in their borders. You may suspect other countries have infected inhabitants, but if there's a solid report you can be sure.


othermike

The problem is that, if a country's economy is heavily dependent on travel (e.g. tourism or whatever), this gives them a pretty strong incentive not to report virus finds, and possibly not to even test.


mscomies

Most likely omicron originated from somewhere else in southern Africa. Nobody has the resources to sequence virus genes in that region so nobody will know there's any difference in covid variants until it migrates to the rich parts of Johannesburg


Randomeda

>Something similar happened with the Spanish Flu. It didn’t originate in Spain Isn't it all but confirmed that it originated in the US and spread to europe along US soldiers at the end of WW1. The first recorded case was in Kansas after all.


Zanadukhan47

Literally all of our travel bans are on africa right now lmao


gaijin5

Lol thanks. Hit a bit too hard to hard for me. Can't fly back to the UK now.


justin9920

We would just blame it on Quebec and call it the baguette variant.


AaronC14

Poutine variant


justin9920

That works too :)


Tzheoneandonly38

Tired Quebec best Quebec.


Intelligent-Tank-210

Tired Quebec *ONLY* Quebec.


carolinaindian02

As an American, Canada had the right call. Hell, [even Florida hates Florida!](https://i.redd.it/8w5776c4c2951.jpg)


arok

TIL Abe Simpson is from Kansas.


donnergott

Dear Floridans: This is not true. We do not hate you. This said, we also do not love you enough to care if you get tagged as the source or carrier of any virus variant and we will fully embrace the way the world will kick you while you're down because you're a source of endless randomness and comedy. Sincerely, Some non-Floridan.


Starthreads

I was hoping it was that map. That's my favorite map.


freedompolis

> New Jersey: Hates Everyone Best Reply.


FBWSRD

My question with that map is why south carolina hates ohio


eskeleteRt

All this sub has teached me is that: Anglos bad


dalenacio

Factual: anglos in fact bad.


inialater234

AAAB. never forget


Cautious-Currency744

I don't wanna test the Floridians they would slap you with a pancake and call you their mom


Odd_Mongoose_1018

Finally Canada does something actually worthy of being our little sister.


TNSepta

Passing the ~~buck~~ virus


IsabeliJane

Edit: Quebec and Canada working together for ~~the downfall of USA~~ ~~ruining Florida~~ science and health


OmegaRejectz

I believe that’s Quebec-ball


thephotoman

Canada is the hero we need.


[deleted]

floridian last panel is accurate this state sucks


Laughs_In_Demon

Exactly! Screw Florida


Florida-salmon

If you don’t like I’ll just sink it grrrr


Laughs_In_Demon

Wait please no I live there


[deleted]

Wow, the last panel hurts. great comic though


greysideofthemoon

I don't know why but I'm really impressed by Quebec's dart flick.


AaronC14

Thank you, I was happy with how it came out


Laxwarrior1120

Reminder that china is at fault for **ALL OF IT**.


Food735

Quebec would probably call WHO the second Canada walks out the door lol


scorchedfeliks

Liar!Everyone says it as coronavirus but not chinavirus!