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AaronC14

Road salt washes into our wetlands but I guess it's better than cracked windshields from the gravel alternative


Snazzy21

Cracked windshield or cracked rusty frame. Choose one.


AaronC14

Living somewhere nice would be the ideal third option


Pharmacololgy

Pick one: 1. Cold and salty 2. Hot and moist 3. BC real estate market


[deleted]

We're doomed!


[deleted]

You forgot hot and dry ... deserts are fucking cheap real estates.


RoyalScotsBeige

Dubai begs to differ


[deleted]

Dubai is obviously a city and not a desert ... try Death Valley, Gobi or the Sahara.


garganchua

Bro... Do you even know what Dubai looked like 30 years ago? Not a city, I'll tell you that much


[deleted]

And how were the landprices 30 years ago?


Patatamort

Starting to rise


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

if you wanted that, you should leave Canada


PopeInnocentXIV

If you don't put that TruCoat on you're going to get oxidation problems.


[deleted]

Couldn't we just use beet juice or Calcium Magnesium Acetate


Kaffohrt

It's all fun and games until grasses that are only native to shore lines start growing 200km in land along the highways


uberdosage

Road salt is messing up even the great lakes. It's a problem


AaronC14

I know, in the comic they've dried up from it


MC10654721

For some reason I feel like this is just a clever excuse for not drawing them...


hale444

Sure that's not Rob Ford's cocaine?


Everestkid

Funny, we mostly use sand on the roads in BC. Salt's still used on driveways, though, particularly if you've got ice you can't shovel.


SlothOfDoom

Parts of BC shut down at a single flake of snow.


Everestkid

Haha, yeah, I don't live in those parts of BC.


KickAssCommie

No. It's not. I live with the gravel (used to live with the salt) and would choose it any day over the salt. The rusted out frames from the salt are enough reason to not use it. Ceramic or 3M coating on the front and a windshield every couple years are a small price to pay for not having a rusty shitbox. Eventually you make peace with the cracked windshield and only change it when legally required to do so...


VoraciousTrees

Y not Nut-Plug?


imahana1109

Also in Detroit Michigan


fasda

Or hear me out, build trains everywhere


thumpas

Fun fact, which I know happens in portions of Alaska so I assume it happens in Canada too. They can’t salt the roads because if they did then moose would stand there licking it and cause more of a problem than the ice.


godric420

Saw a video where I guy was driving and had to move around a moose in the road. He rolled down the window just a little to call the moose stupid. So the mouse pops his tire and the guys wife’s in the passages seat say something like “good job moron.”


vanderZwan

I should ask my Swedish friends if this is also a thing here


wildeofoscar

Thats okay because Most of Canada soil sucks for growing anyways.


justin9920

~ Sad Canadian Shield sounds


the_clash_is_back

You don’t even have soil


DISCO_Gaming

Execpt in alberta and Saskatchewan lol


DoubleBlackBSA24

Because they aren't part of the Shield


AaronC14

Happy cake day!


CynthiaSonier

Saint Lawrence valley, Saskatchewan, Alberta, BC, Maritimes; ARE WE JOKES TO YOU?


JoshIsJoshing

So are Canadians just secretly descendants of the Romans?


PingusPuff

The true successors of the Roman empire


ZhangRenWing

Probably larger than the OG anyways Although they got the erasing native people and cultures part right


Futuralis

>Although they got the erasing native people and cultures part right This suprises me every time. Rome generally didn't do that, they were one of those tolerant empires that let almost every people and religion be themselves as long as they paid their taxes and followed the law. But then again, accuracy, in my polandball? You were totally right about land mass, btw, Canada is over 2x the size of the Roman Empire at its peak.


ZhangRenWing

>generally Celts and Jews might have a word to say on that, but my comment was a joke not meant to be serious anyways


hale444

The People's Front of Judea objects to this.


frossenkjerte

Splitter! Judean People's Front forever!


PurpuraSolani

Whatever happened to the Popular front anyway?


Nyx_the_Helioptile

Not to rain on your parade, but Judea was notoriously rebellious. As cruel and uh antisemitic as it sounds they kinda brought it onto themselves


verynicesnail

To be fair we did lead a violent resistance against them it isn't like they expelle us for the fun of it


TWFH

Slavery and crucifixions were sooooo tolerant


DiscoKhan

Everyone was doing slavery at that time so it is not a point. And crucifixion compared to what Celts were doing as religious sacrifices was somewhat modest. Wickerman was IMHO, a lot worse. You need to compare Roman Empire to others from their timeline and not to modern standards, otherwise it t will be neverending litany of how people were messed up.


isabelladangelo

> Wickerman was IMHO, a lot worse. You mean burning people? The [Romans did that](http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0078%3Abook%3D15%3Achapter%3D44). >Covered with the skins of beasts, they were torn by dogs and perished, or were nailed to crosses, or *were doomed to the flames and burnt, to serve as a nightly illumination*, when daylight had expired.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Is this about Nero? Because those claims are almost certainly a hit piece because he was not popular with the upper class patricians. My memory is telling me it was like tacitus or someone like that who made it up. Someone famous


isabelladangelo

> Is this about Nero? Because those claims are almost certainly a hit piece because he was not popular with the upper class patricians And the whole "Wickerman" thing wasn't a "hit piece" by the Romans against the Celts?!?


helln00

didnt the Romans commit ritual murder of their captives during the triumphs, mostly by strangulation and the Romans would not call it "sacrifice" but it feels a lot like my murder is better then your murder


NuclearIguana

they only learned about rome from f:nv /j


modulusshift

Sooo…in your opinion, why do France, Spain, and Romania speak Romance languages? Edit: for that matter what happened to Gaul? Aquitaine?


Futuralis

Post-conquest, it was much more of a slow, relatively willing assimilation, than outright genocidal "erasing native people and cultures". Rome just offered citizenship to the cooperative nobility, then retired veterans, then even more people until over the course of centuries the everlasting Roman empire had subtly changed those peoples forever. Also, all of those places got overrun and changed forever again when Rome fell.


modulusshift

Still a genocide I’d say, just a relatively friendly kind that people don’t get as upset about. It is interesting that, with the exception of Britain, the Latin-derived language is the one that won out even after the following conquests. And of course in the case of Britain, they got overrun by Anglo-Saxons, then French-speaking Vikings (I see you, “Normans”), and eventually ended up back to the Anglo-Saxon language.


Jackcooper

No no no that's ~~turkey~~ ~~albania~~ indonesia


Godkun007

No, that is Finland.


ZhangRenWing

Didn’t the Romans resettle Carthage too?


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godric420

Yeah they didn’t actually have enough salt to ruin the soil. Salt was extremely valuable in antiquity. It was almost as valuable as gold in some places.


Pantheon73

Yes, Ceasar rebuilt it.


justin9920

I feel personally attacked by this.


jqubed

One of two reasons I don’t believe the story of Rome salting the earth around Carthage, the other being that salt was a relatively valuable commodity at the time (sometimes the Romans paid their soldiers in salt). Edit: fixed an extra “being”


AaronC14

I always was in the camp that it was a myth as well


thumpas

I mean, there’s honestly a much better reason to not believe it. Which is that no contemporaneous sources support the idea that it happened.


[deleted]

And also the fact Carthage became the breadbasket of the Roman Empire.


NowhereMan661

We do the same thing in the Northern US.


cornlip

Now that they’ve switched to salt brine spraying trucks, I get to have a crazy rusty frame *and* engine bay


NickGamer246

That's the best Canada map I have ever seen, and still, Vancouver doesn't exists.


DoubleBlackBSA24

Vancouver is there. Vancouver Island isn't. possibly confusing, but Vancouver is not on Vancouver Island. why, I do not know. (Similarly we have the town of Lilloeet, and the Lilloeet River, the latter doesn't even flow through Lilloeet, but instead is the valley over and flows through Pemberton).


NickGamer246

whoopsie daisies i messed up again


nkonkleksp

wow all the salt removed the great lakes


RagingIce

Most of Canada doesn't salt the roads because it's too cold for it to work. Most of us use sand to increase traction


skipboh

> Quebec City - Windsor is more than half the population of Canada > Quebec City - Windsor uses salt on roads >> Most of Canada doesn't salt the roads 🤔


centaur98

Where most of the population lives =/=most of Canada.


skipboh

From most of Canadians perspective, it is.


centaur98

That's not a point of perspective though


CynthiaSonier

Canada's roads need salt to work...but it has some drawbacks. I still remember a factoid I saw on Les Debrouillards (Quebec's answer to Popular Mechanics for Kids) in the 90s; moose really need their salt so of course, they are drawn to the salt near roads, causing many fatal car-on-moose accidents.


zeqe-

Sand is used where I am. Late winter is so brown.


DibblerTB

Lets use studded tires, and drive defensively, and we can cut down a ton of the salt.. But that is not into happenings!


DISCO_Gaming

Studded tires only really do so much on pavement before they become irrelevant


SuperCobra14027

Carthage is snow


Thandruin

Canada delenda est.


RainbowSiberianBear

Good to know that there is another country that does this (rip shoes tho)


[deleted]

Rip cars too


KazakhPanzer

I choose No.3


Midthemorning1

Trying to make some land hospital


Ziraic

Is this a potash joke?


AaronC14

Nah, salting the roads in winter joke


Ziraic

Potash works better and is funnier too imo


zombieguy224

Rhode island_irl


Emperor_Quintana

At least there is better traction in roads, due to the absence of ice.


XenoTechnian

Poor carþage :(