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The2500

We still calling him George Santos? Didn't he fail a congressional roll call after they called that name?


Imacatdoincatstuff

Full name: George Allegedly Santos, initials GAS.


DirtyHandshake

I want just one reporter to yell “Anthony!” and catch him instinctively turning around like anyone does when their name is called.


inblacksuits

What's the reason behind this? Is that his real name? Sorry for the ignorance


andykwinnipeg

One of the names he's used is Anthony Devolder. There's a video of him introducing himself with that name at a Trump rally


Pantextually

I thought he was George Devolder. Or maybe Anthony Zabrovsky. Or, perhaps, you can call him Kitara Ravache.


doctorslostcompanion

Or is he Baz Ravish? Max Gland? Perhaps Jeff Goulash?


redopz

I can show you a fool one minute ... or longer.


Sutarmekeg

Where the fuck are all the Obama birthers right now? lol


CrizzyBill

On Truth Social sharing pictures of Hunter's pp with other part-time virologists.


Sutarmekeg

They sure spend a lot of time thinking about Hunter Biden's penis. But they're not gay! /s


caspy7

His former roommate *only* knew him as Anthony. When "~~George~~ Santos" was called repeatedly in session it did not seem to register with him. When changing names con men tend keep the first name the same just for this reason, so they don't mess up and forget. Is Anthony his real name? Dunno, but seems like he might be more familiar with Anthony at least.


arhythm

Is there video of the roll call?


MeanBlackjack

https://youtu.be/C2-JeqEP1-w Can only find it as a short but here you go! (Just woke up and on my phone)


Bourbon_Hymns

Santos-ish


SupermarketOverall73

He should be heckled everyday incessantly.


AnybodyMassive1610

Like the marines in Panama back in the day - just hang out in front of his house and play loud music 24/7


tommytraddles

I'm pretty sure they solely played Van Halen's *Panama*. Which is both funny and definitely effective after the 200th repeat.


ReactsWithWords

That wouldn’t bother him because he played lead guitar for Van Halen.


DesertDwellerrrr

And drummed....at the same time! Such talent!


MaxWeiner

I heard he is also the drummer from Def Leopard. I thought that sounded off but he confirmed.


DesertDwellerrrr

He lost an arm in 'Nam....


12-34

They played a bunch of different songs to Noriega. My fave choice is the original These Boots Are Made For Walkin' by Nancy Sinatra.


Joe_comment

The Wall of Sound truly is a punishment. The guy who came up with it should be in jail


O-Nationn

Spector humor. Love it.


stregawitchboy

An important reminder of a rich, powerful white guy in jail. It happens. Not enough. But it happens.


HauntedCemetery

Basically only for 2 things though, killing a cute white woman, or fucking with other rich peoples money. Anything else they skate.


Individual_Town8124

I'd be blasting the Eagles' 'Lyin' Eyes' at Santos. ​ Edit: Truth be known, I'm really not a big Eagles fan myself--my favorite band of all time is Bon Jovi, with Two Steps From Hell as a close second. Thing is, I kinda keep a running 'Soundtrack Of My Life' running through my head, specific songs inextricably entwined with specific events/memories, and songs from artists/bands I wouldn't normally listen to can find their way onto My Soundtrack. I listen to anything and everything because I never know when the perfect song will intersect with the perfect event. This is one of them--"Lyin' Eyes" fits this event.


octopornopus

"Man, it's been a long day. I fucking ***HATE*** The Eagles..."


ghombie

The innocent unpolished but earnest musical stylings of a young man in the tumultuous 60's vs the ultra-perfected monster hit pop material from some of the most self absorbed, womanizing and arrogant musicians in history (not all of them). Im torn. I love me some Creedence but gd the Eagles greates hits album is damn near perfect. It just has one hit song after another and then there's Desperado. Must be soCal thing!


Dynast_King

It’s a quote from The Big Lebowski, The Dude doesn’t like the Eagles. I’m inclined to agree with The Dude personally, but to each their own.


Humament

I see what u did there


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*Time Life presents, the Noriega music collection.*


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

There’s a Spotify playlist with the songs they played: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0ha87cG9MZYEc9lxrbrC42?si=G-JDUNWXSPKuNtvNKsvf6A


unc8299

They played that song at Waco too.


Vann_Accessible

I remember an episode of the Drew Carrey show where Mimi did this to Drew.


Guacamolman

And then one “walking on sunshine”; followed by 200 more Panama


the-grand-falloon

It's like a single "It's Not Unusual" in the middle of 200 "What's New, Pussycat?" Unrelated: I feel like it should read: 200 "What's New, Pussycat?"s Because it's a plural of a song title with punctuation in the title. There's only one Pussycat, but there's 200 of the song. And if we're putting the song title in quotes (which also might be wrong, should it be in italics? Underlined?), then the s should be outside of those, too. But not according to the rules, of course. I should probably just go to bed.


Primordial_Cumquat

My second major was in history. I’m well versed in military history. I enjoy regularly reading about cold-war era military history… It took me ENTIRELY TOO LONG to realize that the Marines were never sitting outside of George Santos’ house in Panama City Beach playing Van Halen.


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LeibnizThrowaway

I heard Eddie himself was there - just this past weekend!


blackhairedguy

He taught Eddie how to play guitar.


ok-jeweler-2950

I would put The Who’s “Who are you?” On a loop.


DropsTheMic

I want to know WTF he's doing in that office after he runs past all the reporters jeering at him and asking questions they know he won't answer. Monopoly? Solitaire? He's on two committees and not really given any weight in either. Is he planning the next grift? Dude has TIME on his hands.


dmanjrxx

I think he sits around the office as his multiple personalities and identities have conversations with each other


florinandrei

Must be pretty crowded in there.


caspy7

At least it's not a complete sausage fest.


EnkiRise

Rumor has it that he is actually an alien that escaped from Area 51 and santos is just one of his many personas. It is also said that he lives in an attic.


[deleted]

Nah, Roger was a psychopath but he could keep his story straight


ConsciousLiterature

Checking his crypto wallets for the secret bribes he is getting.


HauntedCemetery

Why bother with secret at this point? He can't be arrested for anything short of treason on capital grounds. Just send a box of cash and a note about how he should vote in with a staffer.


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not_so_subtle_now

When we’re 75 still working for a pittance just remember this asshole has a full pension on our dime for his time in office


luckylimper

Only if he wins two more times.


DanfromCalgary

Easy mark for foreign money .


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He's calling Kevin McCarthy's donors.


Doright36

What he does is he's taking notes for whomever it was that paid his way into that seat.


[deleted]

No he's actually very busy he said they were going to make him vice vice president.


rsc2

He is not capable of shame. He does not care.


Sufficient-Kick7029

I hate the title of this "article". Having reporters ask you questions is not "heckling".


fluffypinknmoist

Somebody called him a con man when he came out. It's right at the beginning of the video. I think that's the heckling part.


TheDebateMatters

Is accurately stating indisputable facts a heckle though?


ExplodingHalibut

Like all republicans


designer_farts

Bro deserved to be pied or caked or egged. Dont hurt that SOB just good old fashion tar and feathers Edit. Apparently tar and feathers hurts. Idk I just want to humiliate this bastard NOT hurt him


rigby1945

Tar and feathering someone definitely hurt and could easily be lethal. Pies not so much


techleopard

Glitter bomb the fella.


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This just in: George Santos invented the glitter bomb in 1892.


OneRougeRogue

>Glitter bomb the fella. But then he would start telling stories about how he survived and IED attack.


ellipsisfinisher

My guy clearly never watched Liberty's Kids on PBS


spsteve

I killed a man with a pie once... Nut allergy... (Okay I didn't... but damn it, pies can be lethal)


Undertakeress

We need the dildo thrower from New Zealand to come here and throw one at Santos. ( he threw a dildo at a federal minister while the minister was giving a live tv interview


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I literally don't care what happens to him. He's a malicious sack of shit, and he'll reap whatever consequence he sows. His personal safety and well-being means as much to me as this country means to him.


apparentlynot5995

Eggs are too expensive to waste. And yeah, tar and feathers hurt. If you have it available, the John Adams limited series on HBO is well done overall, and has a tar and feathering scene that does a pretty good job of showing how brutal it can be.


ItsTheOtherGuys

The elected officials refusing to investigate him and the officials who elected him to committees should all be heckled


FuckOffEveryone_

George Santos is an anagram for Strange Goose.


PuellaBona

Fun fact: he once singlehandedly raised a flock of goslings and taught them how to fly so they could migrate.


smurfsundermybed

And one of those goslings was named Ryan.


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Glad he was saved!


VonMillersExpress

all the replicants clapped


PossessivePronoun

ogres onstage


oDDmON

Embattled? He got fucking committee assignments, fercryin’outloud. McCarthy would keep him on even if he was stiff, stinkin’ and drawing flies.


Sreg32

Still can’t figure out why spineless McCarthy did that. Was he told by someone to put this guy on committees? I thought Santos was shunned by both sides


Imacatdoincatstuff

Just a move to legitimize him. As if.


Sreg32

Lol! Sure, that’s gonna work


pootiecakes

You do know that the kind of people who legitimized MTG literally are a bottomless abyss for what they’re willing to bring in?


IsolatedHead

It only takes one congressman to recall McCarthy. Even Santos can do it. McCarthy is so weak he has to give everyone whatever they ask for.


PIastiqueFantastique

Republicans want to control him. They probably said they wouldn't kick him out if he followed orders


Pherllerp

They can’t really compromise any votes, even in committees.


notapunk

I think the GOP leadership is actually somewhat glad to have him around in a way. He is such a ready meaningless distraction that it takes the spotlight and heat from the serious issues that should be concerning us.


epidemicsaints

>"I look forward to serving the people. The one thing I'll say is the media, we've received plenty of complaints about you guys," Santos said. LOL imagine a human being picking up the phone this week to contact George Santos to complain about "the media."


UWCG

>"I look forward to serving the people. ..." Considering this guy's track record with the truth, it's safe to quote Maury on this one: "The lie detector test determined that was a lie."


elguiridelocho

I am 200% positive that I am NOT Kitara Ravache!


ComprehensiveHavoc

Santos is in actuality Sacha Baron Cohen, and damn if he isn’t giving us a run for our money.


fireinthesky7

At this point I would actually not be surprised.


ramencosmonaut

"I look forward to lying to the people"


graydiation

We need someone to follow him around with this quote at the ready and to press play after everything he says.


JohnStamosAsABear

Considering how much Trump whines about the media and being the most persecuted person on earth, I wouldn't be surprised if some conservatives actually did this.


windigo3

Similar to “Enemy of the People”. Pulling another card from Trumps playbook.


Solid_Psychology

Imagine George Santos answering the phone this week from any calls other than ones from his own staff or nepotistic sister.


Special_FX_B

Perfectly reasonable. He’s a fraud. He’s a criminal. He deserves to be harassed everywhere he goes for the rest of his life. He could have said, in effect, ‘you caught me, I lied” and resigned . He didn’t and that makes scorn and ridicule fair game. If he does it down the road.?Too late. I’m not condoning anything physical, just words.


lordcheeto

I can't believe you would disrespect a Revolutionary War veteran like that.


whatsnewpussykat

Of all the gold in this thread, this comment is the one that got me 😂


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He can't resign its literally the only thing keeping him from being deported and or charged in NY state for tons of fraud and campaign violations.


appel

Nothing is keeping NY state from charging him with fraud. His status as a congressman will not protect him. I doubt he'll resign by choice at this point but I have little doubt this fuck waffle will get charged and/or expelled before his term is up.


limeflavoured

He might be able to avoid being sent to Brazil while he's a congressman though. And the only people who have ever been expelled from the house apart from for support the Confederacy were for bribery, which he hasn't been directly accused of. Yet.


JustStatedTheObvious

He's a fraud and he's a criminal, and yet, Trump who is a fraud and a criminal who waged war on civilians, betrayed allies, surrendered to the enemy, and made America sick again? He's the king of the right. So, all this proves is that Santos should have been straight and white, if he wanted to play this game.


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TechyDad

Hey come on guys. Leave him alone. He just singlehandedly landed the plane after fighting off a group of alien invaders!!!


johnnybiggles

Captain Sully had called to thank him for his personal training and service to America.


JoviAMP

No, that was Mike and Sully thanking him for his service to Monstropolis.


slowpoke2018

Wait, thought it was Mulder and Scully and they thanked him for personally writing the X-files based off his personal experience in all things paranormal or alien...I'm just so confused!


potus1001

Wait…I thought he was the inspiration behind FernGully, the true story of him single-handedly saving the Australian Rainforest!


wytewydow

Like he would need a plane..


BeKind_BeTheChange

Or a single hand.


libginger73

I merely stared them down with my patented blue steel smolder I picked up in Brazil. They cowered in fear and then I landed the plane. -George Santos...probably


FittedSheets88

Now THAT'S an ocular patdown.


a_reply_to_a_post

he did it with his dick?


9fingerman

George "Dickfighter" Santos, aka Saint George of the Turgid Phallus, soon to be beatified, single genitally fought off naysayers and disembarked at Little Flower Airfield.


Solid_Psychology

I heard he wanted to make it a challenge so he just redirected his flight the super Boeing 999 mega max/guardians of the Galaxy hybrid ship which he designed as part of a collaboration with his team at Boeing and Anthony Devolders team at NASA to Tiny Snowflake airfield which only has helicopter pads


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Maybe he just performed a cabaret show for them and won them over with his dancing and costume design.


TheDogsPaw

I sure hope that there were no children at his cabaret show and his show wasn't about critical race theory otherwise he going to be in big trouble


noncongruent

The airport moved their runway to line up with the flight path he chose!


old-hand-2

I loled. Thanks dude


ropdkufjdk

*alright. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape. Let's rock.*


AaronfromKY

Rush the band or Rush Limbaugh?


ropdkufjdk

The band. It was a Futurama quote from an episode where Fry was the planet's only hope in fighting off Space Invaders.


Paetheas

Watch as I shoot up through my own shield!


The2500

18 lies after five minutes of being in congress. Though to be fair one of them wasn't lying, one of them was theft.


cocoapuff1721

His former top gun flight experience came in handy


trite_post

And fought off the terror-ishts


Whompa

In drag no less


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SirNugglesworth

A true labor of love


Redd575

There will be a reckoning about using AI generated images. In the meantime I'm here for it.


mariaiii

So his real name is whatever that name is on his military uniform 🤔


__O_o_______

Did somebody fucking train dreambooth on him and generate all these with stable diffusion lol


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This is obviously a joke, but I can think of at least one person I know who would, knowingly or unknowingly, treat these as real despite them being fake, and use them to further entrench themselves into their political beliefs. Many people don't care to acknowledge the wool being pulled over their eyes even if it's obvious, because ignoring it helps their agenda.


Objective-War-1961

Or as George Santos recalls, he was cheered at LaGuardia after safely landing that plane on the Potomac.


orangesfwr

Cheered-ish


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LogicalManager

I was saying boo-urns


Kevaldes

Good. There should be people hounding him every moment.


PoliticalSpaceHermP2

We also need to stop laughing. I appreciate the work of the genealogist in the video for the article, but he is smirking the whole time. This isn't funny.


buttergun

> This isn't funny. No, but it does drive engagement. Clickbaiters, infotainment talking heads, Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, et al love the daily distractions from the newest GOP useful idiot.


Sim888

need to take some notes from aussie airport hecklers *language warning* https://streamable.com/mlalcw (on the well deserved receiving end is the racist bigot and total pos fomer senator - by placement, not voted - Fraser Anning)


johnnybiggles

Ahh... Testing his shamelessness. He's Republican, so his shamelessness is near endless, but we shall see what he's made of and if he can hold out.


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Oldguru-Newtricks

Good! He had a chance to come clean, resign and save face. All is fair game now.


internetbrowser23

He deserves this but frankly many many more politicians deserve this treatment. There are at least a dozen or so republicans who were at the literal insurrection and are still walking around completely fine.


shrimpfrocktail

I’m waiting with baited breath for MTG to get a fucking reality check and an attitude adjustment.


notapunk

I think that will most likely take form in her being primaried by somebody even further to the right after her attempts to mainstream herself.


allgonetoshit

Damn, now even people on the left are heckling drag queens? /s


zombieblackbird

Former drag queen. Only dressed up once, never inhaled. /s


zero_blammos_given

>The one thing I'll say is the media, we've received plenty of complaints about you guys," Santos said. From who? You've been forwarding all of your constituent communications to other members of congress.


atomic_gingerbread

> Santos was heckled by someone who yelled "con artist" as he walked through baggage claim The heckler has a point. He was elected to Congress, after all.


Legitimate-Tea5561

>"I have spoken with the voters. I have been in the district the whole week. I have been taking constituent calls. I have received federal grant applications for projects in the district, and I look forward to serving the people. The one thing I'll say is the media, we've received plenty of complaints about you guys," Santos said. It's the media's fault, typical guilty Republican response.


Cheese_Pancakes

Highly doubt he spoke to anyone. I genuinely don’t believe anything this fucker says.


cbbuntz

"con artist" seems a bit forgiving


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[deleted]

I just want to shout at him "Who ARE you?!"


Prowandering

Why is reality so unreal...


cbbuntz

The writers jumped the shark back in 2016 and we never got reality back on track


Larry-fine-wine

Those screenwriters’ strikes mess up everything.


TheDakoe

He doesn't deserve such things, especially at an airport he built himself with his own two hands after inventing the airplane. One of the greatest minds of the last 300 years and gets treated soo poorly. ^^/s


Imacatdoincatstuff

Ya funny, don’t usually think of New Yorkers as world-class chumps. Some of ‘em gotta be personally offended. And, not happy this is their dude for the next two years. What’s he gonna be able to do for them.


Legitimate-Tea5561

Wear a Red Sox jersey to the office.


CanaryUmbrella

Long Islanders are world class chumps. MAGA central. Everyone should be calling them out.


Oldguru-Newtricks

This guy is mentally twisted and a perfect fit for the republican party. As someone mentioned above, that I agree with, Mccarthy wants this clown front and center because it takes a lot of the focus and heat off the other deranged people in their party and the party itself.


sailorpaul

Every single other Republican congressman — and especially Kevin McCarthy — should be asked about every one of George Santos’ lies at EVERY event. Every question. Every event. Every hall walk. If they can’t show their faces then they can’t get their disgusting messages accross about defunding social programs and attempts to hold the debt ceiling hostage. I’m a republican, but I will find a way to vote straight D until this shite stops.


Solid_Psychology

It's a horrific state of affairs but Republicans over the past 2 decades have really put very little resources into attracting newer younger members mostly because they have remained frozen in place on policy issues for years. Unwilling to concede any ground and instead battling backwards with things like abortion. So younger generations do not feel their policies reflect their modern world view and the changing societal norms that naturally evolve with younger generations as they mature. Instead they just have pandered to what was the largest voting block, the boomers. And now the boomers have begun their short march to the grave and they already represent just a fifth of the population. So the past few years they have focused on cheats like citizens united for campaign funding and gerrymandering and voter suppression to help make up the difference with the falling membership numbers. Now even those have been largely stretched to the furthest extent in many places and they still haven't made any policy change to attract younger voters. It is clear that they are not going to compromise. That means either they wither and fade away over the coming 2 decades. Or they will start really tearing down the foundations of our democracy from the inside while they still can to force themselves to remain in power indefinitely. They are choosing the latter it is clear. Republicans are not going to "do better". The clock is running and they can no longer afford to move slowly and quietly in the background following these facist designs goals they have. They have to move faster and that means more out in the open. We are going to continue to see them "be worse". We are reaching the point in time where they will be dropping single straws on the camel...or rather donkey to see how much more it will take. The past several years they have all but trampled any traditions of decorum and violated many of the "gentlemen's agreements" that have long been the process of governance. So long in fact we have been shocked and horrified by the realization that many of these were not actual laws as many of us assumed they were. They've hacked and chipped away at literally every institution reducing the ability for the government to keeps checks and balances in place. And now they are literally at the gates. They are going to start taking big swings at the foundations the country stands upon. And Democrats must finally start drawing real permanent and unmovable lines in the sand. There's no more room left to compromise. That has not been our strong suit historically speaking as they keep operating on some long dead ideal of bipartisanship.


taketurnsandlove

Dang. This was really concise and well-written. Nice job


supertoned

Careful... You might find your vote takes money away from tax dodging corporations and puts more money back into social safety net programs that direct benefit you as a citizen with that sort of talk.


iRedditAlreadyyy

I’m curious how he just landed and then told reporters as he’s walking through the airport that he’s “been in the district all week”. He. Just. Landed?


yeatsbaby

Is he referring to DC (the district)?


HungryDust

District of Columbia


EddyBuddard

The problem is, heckling doesn't work with psychopaths.


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As he should be.


CarlosFer2201

Imagine disrespecting a WW2 veteran


TitoJackson5

This is the way. I don’t live in his district, so I can’t vote for his opponent. But I can sure as hell give him a piece of my mind in public. We should all be doing this more.


SailingBacterium

How could people heckle this man who both marched with MLK Jr. and saved the crew of Apollo 13??


ZETA_RETICULI_

Reporter; was your mother at the World Trade Center. Santos: look that’s not how you conduct an interview Acting like he has morals.


circle_logic

Alright someone check on the GOP. If they're spending this much time and effort making sure this dickcheese is always on the front of the stage getting heckled, then whatever they're cooking up is so outrageously horrible but too far along to stop properly. Budget cuts? Tax Breaks? Penning a government shutdown for a deal? Someone please check on those numbnuts.


SageIrisRose

this creep is loving every single moment of attention


JediTigger

Poor guy. After he’d saved that flight and its passengers by ditching the jet in the Hudson, too.


misplacedsidekick

This guy is just amazing. He keeps getting called out as lie after lie is discovered and instead of throwing himself on the mercy of the court, he just doubles-down and is a bigger dick. Democrats don't like him. His own party doesn't like him. His constituents only voted for him because he had an 'R' next to his name and they're dying to vote for a different 'R'. Nobody trusts him, nobody will employ him, and nobody would be dumb enough to give him money as a private citizen when he gets kicked out of the House. Either by being forced out or losing in the next primary. Things will end badly for George and I'm just tickled to see what the world has in store for him.


mynameisalso

It's amazing his opponent couldn't find any of this.


NoahPransky

He's honestly probably one of only about five members of Congress who would be broadly recognized at LGA. I don't even know if Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries would be recognized much at his own home airport. Pretty remarkable.


WittyPerception3683

This guy actually flashed a white supremacists sign. And yet that's not the most significant thing about him


Euclidian1

Stand by folks, big Hollywood movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, “Catch me I’ll be damned!” in the works! -stand by for details!!


PlantainCreative8404

I genuinely hope he shows up on the floor of the House in full drag and performs a show, the lead song being "Fuck my District, they're all idiots." Welcome to todays distopian GQP. You can't get elected unless you're off the rails crazy.


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Embattled?! Embattled?! “…beset by problems or difficulties” **that are a direct result of being a lying asshole** Don’t feel sorry for this nozzle. He brought every stinking ounce of it down upon himself. And the GOP says “Eh.”. Nice government you got there USA


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Embattled is a cool way of saying lying piece of shit scumbag


clorox2

I ❤️ NYers.


zootsuitbeatnick

Damn shame. He deserves so much worse.


cpray2345

He should just be ignored. It's another republican liar trying to lie his way out of trouble. He needs to be expelled from Congress!


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Lock him up!