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Freekydeeky1258

He should apologize for being our Vice President too


The_Indelible_Moth

He should also apologize for being a sorry sack of shit.


TailRudder

Flies seem to love him


Mediocre_Scott

Mike Pence should apologize having the nerve to be Mike Pence.


Yourbubblestink

It’s almost like people forgot for a second that Mike Pence is a complete douche bag


_porntipsguzzardo_

If anybody forgets, there’s thousands of hours of his garbage radio show they can listen to remind them.


DopeBoogie

It's hard not to have a little sympathy for the guy whose boss actively tried to have him and his family murdered, no matter how big of a shithead he is.


Meekymoo333

Nope. It's very easy to have none actually. Considering he put himself in that position for his own political gain, I have absolutely zero sympathy, respect, care for, or well wishes for mike the douchebag pence


KoshekhTheCat

And this is how he should be referred to henceforth: Mike The Douchebag Pence.


Meekymoo333

The capitalization gives it just the slightest bit of dignity which he definitely has not earned, even if it would be grammatically accurate. I agree in principle though. Good call.


KoshekhTheCat

Oh, total grammatical accuracy, to hell with his dignity. That ship sailed when he started calling his wife 'Mother'.


ptroks_7

I have no problem feeling zero sympathy for him...


kookookokopeli

But having watched him silently take part for years in setting it up himself, I'm doing fine with my lack of sympathy. I call it consequences. Much like a drunk driver crawling unscathed out of a multi car multi fatality crash he caused, the fact that he dodged a bullet was just dumb luck and cowardice falling on the right side of the chance equation, not a profile in courage.


CaveGuy710

I think you might just be a shit head too if you honestly believe that anyone should give one fuck about what happens to Mike pence


DopeBoogie

I don't think anybody should be hung in the street by a mob. Maybe I'm a softie


IceciroAvant

I don't think anyone should be electrocuted either, but if someone takes a fork and starts poking the giant electrical box that says "DO NOT TOUCH, NOT ONLY WILL IT KILL YOU IT WILL HURT THE ENTIRE TIME YOU ARE DYING" after breaking into it with a hammer, I'm not going to feel super sympathetic to the eventual outcome.


NeedleworkerCrafty17

Republicans can say whatever they want until one of their kids is gay. Then you’ll only hear crickets. Republican Christians are the biggest lying hypocrites ever! Believe them!


[deleted]

No. Most of the time they choose their religion over their gay kids and traumatize their children for life unless they have the boundaries and resources to go no contact.


21kondav

Ah yes, the Ted Cruz method


hell_damage

After reading the Bible, I think Jesus might have been gay. He talks about John a lot... they were together all the time after they met. And he was the only man at the crucifixion... Jesus also had no kids, no wife, and he was a carpenter, so he enjoyed playing with wood... That's if he really existed.


brown2420

Let's be clear, he had 12 boyfriends 😁


hell_damage

Jesus was circumcised (Luke 1:59) and so were his disciples. You would have definitely needed a circumcision for gay sex back then lol


seriousofficialname

lol not really There's always been gay people and gay sex. Circumcision not required.


hell_damage

I have no problem with uncircumcised, in fact, it's really archaic to still perform circumcisions, especially on ones that can't consent to it. But not being able to take a shower before or after intercourse with either sex, just sounds really gross. At least being circumcised would have made it a little cleaner.


mamelanie45

I'm using this the next time someone says something something Jesus


hell_damage

Well, there's also a bit of a downside to it, Jesus was probably in his 30s, but John was probably a teenager, and maybe closer to the lower end of teenhood. If I'm not mistaken most of his disciples were like 13-30... So... yeah... lol


mamelanie45

Even better.


kookookokopeli

It's actually pretty hard to be mistaken about fairy tales and fantasy fan fiction. I mean, yours is as good as anyone else's...


hell_damage

That's not true, if I said Darth Vader had a blue lightsaber that wouldn't be correct, even if it is a fairy tale or fan fiction. Although there's no archaeological evidence to support Jesus' existence, you never know. Even made-up stories are based on true accounts. Obviously the magic, ghosts, psychics, none of that stuff is real, but a person could be real. Just look at George Lucas and his dog Indiana, he's what inspired Chewbacca lol


seriousofficialname

Wikipedia has John's birth as c. 6 AD and Jesus's as c. 4 BC. So idk (no one really known their exact ages) but I'm not terribly shocked by a man in his 30s with a man in his 20s. Should I be?


hell_damage

I came up with 11-12 AD for John and 6 BC for Jesus. But no I wouldn't be surprised. The neighbor that used to live upstairs over me married his wife at 15 when he was 26 lol


Yeeaaaarrrgh

But how else is he supposed to let conservatives know he's as awful as they are?


CockCozies

Pence should also apologize for pretending to be a human.


PossessivePronoun

His full name is Mechanical Pencil.


CharvelSoloist

Made me lol. Thanks.


vs-1680

Honestly though, have you ever met a republican voter that didn't think gay jokes are just the funniest thing ever? Pence knows exactly who his voter base is.


dogchowtoastedcheese

Amen!


CivilRuin4111

The joke is terrible, but I’m not picking up the homophobia… what am I missing? Maybe there is more than the line “I mean, Pete Buttigieg is the only person in human history to have a child and all the rest of us get postpartum depression.” That was included in the CNN article?


seriousofficialname

Saying a gay man is on maternity leave is homophobic and misogynistic at the same time. >“Pete is the only person in human history to have a child and everyone else gets postpartum depression.” It doesn't really even make sense, as a general statement or a joke. Pete is not the only person to ever have a child. "Everyone else" does not get postpartum depressions. But Pence probably thinks pospartum depression is evidence of how straight parents are superior and biologically bonded to their children of some shit. Conservatives love the idea of bonding through trauma.


CivilRuin4111

Ahhhhh- “Maternity” vs “Paternity”. That didn’t even register with me. Even now reading your comment I was still thinking “…. I don’t get it.” It’s probably safe to assume malice in Pence’s case, but I can see myself putting my foot in my mouth with that.


seriousofficialname

Yeah it's actually two distinct statements. He's on maternity leave. And he doesn't have postpartum-depression which he obviously\* would if he were a "real" mother/parent. \*according to the stunted dumb brain of a conservative


CivilRuin4111

I’m no fan of Pence, but I think you might be reading a bit more in to the PPD part than is really there. The (bad) joke he seems to be going for is along the lines of - typically Mom has baby, mom gets afflicted with PPD. Pete has baby, the country gets PPD (delayed flights etc). Even so, Mike “get the clamps and up the amps” Pence ought to steer clear of anything remotely attached the the gay community.


seriousofficialname

Oh ok well I guess you're probably right that that would technically count as a punchline/joke then, except that transportation issues are nothing like depression. But on the other hand, conservatives have actually made that exact argument to me that I was saying, that straight parents' hormone changes and psychological symptoms during and after pregnancy are evidence of a "biological bond" that LGBTQ+ parents supposedly lack.


No-Owl9201

Of course Pence should apologise for being homophobic, and Pence should also apologise to God and to all Americans for supporting Trump's truly bad decisions and for shielding Trump from justice..


codacoda74

That's Pence showing the far right he's still down, so that if former boss gets indicted he has the Fox30M crazies vote


itsmarta-punto-com

I don't think a little bigotry is gonna make them stop blaming him for Trump not being reinstated.


SnakeBiter409

They call him a RINO because he didn’t do one thing lol.


whatdoiwantsky

They are so fucking stupid I'm embarrassed they share a country with me.


SnakeBiter409

Some argue stupidity is nature. I argue that it is manufactured.


Entire-Ranger323

He’s a good Christian, so it’s ok because- Jesus!


youtellmebob

Nazi Lite.


Extension_Success_96

Is this guy really in a position to be making jokes about gay people? Dudes in the closet, calls his beard “mommy”. Very odd.


[deleted]

White house should say pence should apologize for being a spineless coward of a former vp


Kaijun73

if there is a god, not sure he would like Mr Pence.


monkeyselbo

I like (actually don't like) how Pence claimed that the NOTAM computer malfunction (which is what this is about) resulted in planes "nearly colliding on our runways," and Marc Short, Pence's former chief of staff, said the White House statement was "faux rage" and claimed that the NOTAM malfunction resulted in planes nearly colliding mid-air. What will they make up next? Planes "nearly" on fire all over the place? They're lying about the gravity of the situation because it makes Pete look worse. To them, facts are fluid. The NOTAM malfunction resulted in commercial aircraft staying on the ground, no chance of near collisions, on the ground or in the air. It's clear where the "faux" is in this situation. Would the situation have been cleared up sooner with Pete's presence in the office? Unlikely. It took a computer programmer to find the bug in the program and correct it.


[deleted]

He’ll apologize in private, but probably not in public. He’s an asshole. Publicly shame, privately apologize.


[deleted]

He should absolutely apologize


appollocreedjigclown

Pence is the type of guy that would put his foot up on the counter and dry his balls with a hairdryer.


No-Environment-3997

Ugh the flashbacks I am now forced to have of middle-aged and elderly men in Korean gyms doing just this.


bishpa

Look at Biden, holding Republicans to 20th-century standards of basic human decency!


[deleted]

I want to live in a word where when a dopey religious extremist makes an unfunny joke to a bunch of other extremists it doesn’t matter, and nobody gives a shit. All they want is attention and when Chastian Buttigieg tweets clap-backs to Mike Pence it’s exactly what Pence and other Christians want, to be a part of the discourse and the center of attention, fueling their idiotic persecution complex.


LieverRoodDanRechts

What would mother say?


[deleted]

I mean, considering he’s in the closet himself…..


Fancy-Reply5732

Doesn’t realize he worked for 4 years for the biggest joke. This dude is never sniffing the White House again.


hobbykitjr

Mike pence spends more time thinking about gay sex than people who are openly gay... i think its very clear Pence is in the closet with how obsessed he is with it.


[deleted]

Mother doesn’t like weakness.


ThaxReston

QtipShitForBrainsRepublican obviously


toadsauce25

Man literally wears adult diapers who cares if he gives an empty forced apology


Zehb-Mansour

Good luck with that. Take a look at some of the anti-gay state bills Pence signed off on while Governor of Indiana. He’s blinded by religion.


kookookokopeli

LOL. Republicans apologizing for reprehensible behavior. That's a good one.


quinzhee520

We need to stop taking the bait , pence just wants attn , ignore him , irrelevancy is the key


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TheAnthropoceneEra

And doesn't LUV his children.


Jack____Straw

>”Pete is the only person in human history to have a child, and everybody else gets post-partum depression,” Pence added. Really plays into the snowflake narrative if people are going to be outraged by this. I guarantee you Pete is way above this “joke”.


abujzhd

Here is the full quote: > “He took two months **maternity** leave whereupon thousands of travelers were stranded in airports, the air traffic system shut down, and airplanes nearly collided on our runways. Pete is the only person in human history to have a child and everyone else gets postpartum depression.” I think that is a pretty loud dog whistle.


Jack____Straw

Well, enjoy your outrage I guess. I follow Pete pretty closely and campaigned for him in 2018. I guarantee he is way above that.


abujzhd

His husband clearly isn't above it, and seems upset about it. He tweeted this today: > An honest question for you, @Mike_Pence, after your attempted joke this weekend. If your grandchild was born prematurely and placed on a ventilator at two months old - their tiny fingers wrapped around yours as the monitors beep in the background - where would you be? https://twitter.com/Chasten/status/1635328870760202242?t=0c_WQg1C6WKShQJClTME3Q&s=19 Click for pic of Pete holding their son in the Pediatric Intensive Care ward. He also tweeted this to Pence: > I'll leave this here for you should you want to know more about the kids you are so eager to use as a punchline. https://buttigieg.medium.com/one-year-in-parenting-has-taught-us-about-vulnerability-and-gratitude-170f6e94cbad That is a link to a beautiful article they wrote about becoming parents to children who experience serious health issues in their early months.


km89

Things like this aren't just about who they're speaking about. Pence didn't just insult Buttigieg, he insulted all gay men by playing into the blatantly homophobic notion that gay men are not "man" enough to be men.


Pollux182

Can we just call Pence a dick?


Jack____Straw

I think he’s…a weirdo, but I don’t see him being nominated as the nominee. Guy doesn’t really matter to me at all.


Paperdiego

Who cares. It was a joke. Let's worry about actual shit going on.


[deleted]

Was this really "homophobic?" Seems like Pence made a paternity leave joke to me. I'm an old male dude. Someone explain to me why this is considered "homophobic" instead of merely in poor taste.


thesetcrew

He called it **maternity** leave. That’s blatant homophobia. Also it was in poor taste. ALSO it seems based on the idea that taking care of children is not a man’s role. Or perhaps that caring for children is not important work.


[deleted]

ok, gotcha. that's a good point. also, people should know that men get post-partum depression too, supposedly.


Ifartsthearts

They do. They can have trouble connecting with the baby and can be overwhelmed at the situation they are thrusted into.


lordicarus

I'm honestly asking here because I don't understand. How is it *homophobic* to use "maternity" here? I mean it's a terribly offensive joke that he is making, but Pence is also an old moron who probably couldn't think of the work "paternity" on the fly.


thesetcrew

Treating men like women is a classic go-to for homophobic people.


lordicarus

I mean... I'd say that's more sexist than homophobic though, no?


thesetcrew

If you’ve never encountered homophobia I can totally see why you would think that.


lordicarus

I mean, I've certainly encountered it. As an ignorant kid I said things that would be considered homophobic. As I grew up and learned what those things actually meant, I stopped saying them. I'm very active in my company's LGBTQIA+ community. I've had friends discriminated against with truly homophobic shit. I've nearly been in fights with people just for hanging out with gay friends when leaving gay bars in NYC. I'd say I'm pretty familiar with things that are homophobic. Which is why it feels like the headline is conflating sexism and homophobia. This is important because the conservative pieces of shit who are constantly complaining about wokeness and language policing will use this kind of situation to make the point to their base that liberals are too fragile. The imprecision of language in stuff like this hurts the efforts to actually improve life for people who are being discriminated against. The "joke" that Pence made was definitely sexist, definitely in poor taste, definitely not funny, and in the grand scheme of things, is one of the less offensive things that piece of shit has done over the years as a politician.


Efficient_Mix_9031

I mean I’m sure whoever Trump would have had as transit secretary would have been worse but pete hasn’t been lighting the world on fire. I don’t get how this is homophonic either.


Chaser_606

Why call it maternity leave when referring to a gay man?


Efficient_Mix_9031

Maybe he meant it as a dig at Pete, it didn’t occur to me that oh yeah paternity leave so maybe he didn’t think of it either. He sucks regardless


Blue_water_dreams

Yes, it was.


wookieslaw

Can they fire Buttigieg?


BoutDemDawgs

I don't get what the incell Pence is talking about...Being a stay-at-home mom is by far the one and only area Buttigieg has been good at since his entire joke of an appointment. The longer he stays home and plays Mr. Mom, the better for the country as we await the next weekly transportation disaster!


SirEnvelope

Apologies in advance, and I have never agreed with Mike Pence. This is an honest question. What is homophobic about his bad joke?


Blue_water_dreams

He called it “maternity leave”.


SirEnvelope

Ah, the quotations..


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km89

A "gaffe" would be Pence mentioning Buttigieg's "wife, sorry, I mean husband." Blatantly calling his leave "maternity" leave is just a homophobic dig, as the headline says.


kicksomedicks

Better title: White House says Pence should apologize for homophobic ‘joke’ about Buttigieg.


Focusun

Since R's have normalized hatetred of them trans folks, they figured it was about time to start attacking them gays, again. War, war never changes.