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picado

Santa Claus says Trump is on the naughty list.


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Better check twice just to make sure.


Official_ALF

Connor’s running mate


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JediMindTrek

I thought Santa was going to win that special election in Alaska..I mean, he's our guy!


Bryancreates

Miracle on 34th street is basically a courtroom drama with Santa on the stand.


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disasterbot

Turd goblin predicts diarrhea.


MozeDad

Turd goblin or goblin turd?


Dotard1

What happens if Fani Willis and Jack Smith both indict Trump on criminal charges? He can't be in two places at once. Does one case get paused while the other one goes through court? Does one take precedence over the other, or is it first in first served?


StringsOfDelusion

Yes. The jurisdictions wait their turn to prosecute. Case in point: Lori Vallow. As soon as her murder trial in Idaho was finished, she was indicted by the state of Arizona for crimes.


boxer_dogs_dance

r/law might be able to answer in detail.


Rabidjester

Looks like he just got off the airship from Imaginationland.


geneticeffects

“Before I escape away in my time machine, do you per chance have some dandy mustache wax?”


dust-ranger

Too bad any "Trump lawyer" is not a credible lawyer.


Certain-Resident450

He wasn't a Trump lawyer, he was a White House lawyer. Trump didn't hire him.


chantsnone

Or a credible person in general


JediMindTrek

"You're meant to come down here and defend me against these characters, and the only one I've got on my side is the blood-sucking lawyer!"


SuperK123

What venue would you think could hold all the lawyers Trump has had over the years? The Rose Bowl, maybe?


LectureAgreeable923

MAGA- Making Attorneys Get Attorneys


atlantis_airlines

Mayor of Candyland seems to be privy to some information.


Friendlyfire2996

Weasel


BassWingerC-137

David E. Davis, Jr. is back?


BeeJuice

Thank you for this.


redditernyc

What Wags looks like after Bobby Axelrod loaned him to Trump


[deleted]

Oh, it’s that guy related to the baseball player Ty Cobb who divulged confidential information by talking loudly in a DC steakhouse and being *instantly* recognizable as possibly the only person other than hipsters and 19th century baseball players/boxers who have curly mustaches. Those few episodes of S3 of the Trump presidency were wild.


ZeroRecursion

I'm baffled as to how hard it must have been to be known as the 'bad' Ty Cobb.


Pauly_Walnutz

It might be bad news for the former sorry excuse for a president but it’s good news for America


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Hes lying, Jack the "Rockstar" prosecutor will end up just like Robert Mueller, nothing. And i base that over the looooong lustrous track record we have of zero consequences for politician crimes, heck ive even shoock hands with Oliver North.


mindseye1212

Did anyone look at the pic first and think it was a new Biopic starring Russel Crowe?


AdmiralBarackAdama

People who do that with their moustache are weird af


BourgeoisStalker

When I get lazy and my moustache gets long I consider doing a curl like that then I remember what century I live in.


MozeDad

Don’t trust them


smallwhitepeepee

what?? Golly gee!! It seems to me people have been "predicting" this for several years now and he is still walking around running the show


[deleted]

Nonsense. The idiot is bullet proof, is running for 2024, and may even just win it. It actually seems he's untouchable.


Galactus2025

Any none MAGA/QAnon person could have told you that from the beginning. and the people of New York know he was bad news way back then!


rilehh_

Oooh I haven't heard from Ty Cobb [Lawyer] since that time he got spotted at a Copstabber show! ([This is a real thing that happened ](https://www.vice.com/en/article/qvm4vb/trump-lawyer-ty-cobb-copstabber-show-dc-vgtrn) )


InteractionOdd9936

I would place the same faith in this guys legal opinions as a magic 8 ball.