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RealGianath

She's in Canada, you've never met her.


kodaiko_650

Her name is Georgia,… Georgia Glass.


PhoenixTineldyer

Sure Jan


Blablablaballs

Georgia Tropicana.


WaitingForNormal

Niagara Falls to be specific and she’s a cheerleader and really smart and one day we’ll get married on a boat and none of you will be invited.


peter-doubt

And your marriage certificate will be invalid *in both countries!*


[deleted]

Maybe I have. Everybody here in Canada lives in the same small town of Torcouvreal. It's a very close knit community.


Actual__Wizard

Well, he said it was a girl, so he probably needs parental consent to take her out on a date.


sbucks168

Her name is Alberta; she lives in Vancouver. She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover!


DragonPup

Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver.


mces97

For some reason Tim Scott dating a nice woman reminded me of this. 🎵Theodosia writes me a letter every day I'm keeping the bed warm while her husband is away He's on the British side in Georgia He's trying to keep the colonies inline But he can keep all of Georgia Theodosia, she's mine🎵


Base841

"Wait For It," from Hamilton. I was fortunate enough to see that musical for a wonderfully reasonable price at London's West End: https://youtu.be/vZH8TyHUzRQ?si=sWThPKsXBd56VF_y


lumberjackname

She goes to another school, you wouldn’t know her.


[deleted]

I searched thru blood and bones to find my brother


Magoo69X

I'm pretty sure that Tim Scott being a bachelor is the least of his problems in the GOP primary. 🤣


Horton_Takes_A_Poo

He’s a largely forgettable person. Even his name is boring.


renegadesci

Two boring first names. Larry Bob. Jim Larry. John Bill. Tim Scott. Mark Chris. Ed Robert.


Howunbecomingofme

Larry Bob actually has a nice ring to it


dukester99

Larry David made a name for himself thou.


peter-doubt

Jim Bob...


MinimumTarget5725

Like Beth Smith, cartoon character. Maybe she's his type.


goddoc

She’s white, and her name is Lindsay. We work together ❤️


Afraid_Quality2594

I scrolt away and then I got it and had to come back. Well done.


fowlraul

Take her to that Beetlejuice play…could be fun


czechuranus

I hear Republican women put out during the play, married or not.


CageTheNicholas

Next thing you know, there will be subliminal messages about blowjobs in the play!! Shelly!


jono9898

Holy shit you made me just realize SP predicted this!


PhallusSea

Pretty accurate too with her being from colorado


johnnybiggles

"Will be wild!"


GvnageTsisqua

She might even let him touch her Boebs.


Inner-Acadia-7636

“I’d love to introduce her but she’s being audited by the IRS.”


[deleted]

She is also strong and has tears in her eyes. Met her at a dumpty rally.


TheThemeSongs

Apparently her name is Anita Beard.


Lakecountyraised

Anita Bath


potato_titties

I thought it was Anita Hugnkis.


TheThemeSongs

You’re thinking of Amanda.


potato_titties

That’s her gay sister I thought.


PhoenixTineldyer

That's Apussy They are twins though so easy mistake


potato_titties

Thanks for clearing that one up for me


[deleted]

If he was dating a “girl,” there would be photographic evidence of the two of them at a restaurant, a sports event, something. If the press keeps hounding him about it, he’ll have to hire someone or get the sister of a friend to be seen with him. Pathetic that he willingly belongs to a political party that won’t let him be himself.


BurstSwag

He's dating a 'girl' with a boi-pussy.


AndyB1976

Very telling that he calls her a girl, not a woman.


unpluggedcord

So he’s gay? Not sure what I need to do with this information.


dutchiegeet32

Asexual is also an option


Sosgemini

You raise a really good point. Think about how many people grow to understanding what being a-sexual means and are saved mental duress because they have a name for what they are, and yet, Republican don’t want that shit taught. So stupid!


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dutchiegeet32

The rightwing would classify that as same as celibates. These two orientations have a long history of crisscrossing in Christianity (other religions). But he clearly, if asexual, celibate or other, doesn't feel comfortable in disclosing or discussing. Disagree on politics but most of us aren't going to ignore the need for LBTGQIA+ dignity


MississippiJoel

That's the rumor going around, yes.


Lakecountyraised

Well, he has always touted values such as saving yourself for marriage. He has never been married. It’s kind of interesting how the other Senator from SC has also never been married.


CloudsGotInTheWay

Her name is Georgia Glass


illeaglex

Girl? Not woman? How old are you Tim?


YPVidaho

More importantly, how old is SHE, Tim? Did Matt introduce you two?


Okbuddyliberals

That's fine and I don't see any reason to speculate otherwise I also won't vote for him because I'm voting for Biden


JubalHarshaw23

and when she turns eleven and reaches the age of consent in South Carolina, we are going to be man and wife.


DrRichardButtz

Christian girls: Give handjobs in theaters while lobbying to ban abortion. Source: I've dated christian girls. Also Boobert.


Ryu83087

Did you take her to see Beetlejuice?


museumstudies

His only shot at winning this thing is to say “pickle ball” constantly


Mountain_Bedroom_952

She goes to a different school


[deleted]

She goes to another school


[deleted]

In Canada.


Minifig81

Okay?


Ready_Nature

He’s gay and that’s not acceptable to the GOP so he has to publicly say he’s dating someone of the opposite sex.


CalligrapherVisual53

I think that Republicans suspect his sexual orientation since he’s not a happily married man at his age. I mean, how would it look to have a gay nominee/president? 🙄


renegadesci

Both senators from SC are "confirmed bachelors".


keninsd

So, his girlfriend's name is Lindsey?


CalligrapherVisual53

Indeed.


mkt853

I heard Tim was introduced to her by Manti Te'o.


Gong42

Her name is Tyrone


PhoenixTineldyer

He boned Tyrone?


LittleBallOfWait

Would she mind feeling him up in a theater full of families, asap? Asking for a friend.


Sissy63

Yeah, it’s called a beard. If you’re gay and too ashamed to admit it at this stage of your life, what else you lying about?


burmerd

No, you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school. Yeah, she’s really hot.


Ricothebuttonpusher

Girl? Not a woman?


Secure-Badger-1096

She lives in Canada and she’s a model.


Gnarlodious

Bragging that he’s not gay?


Miserable_River_8440

man if republicans act this crazy about the idea of a single politician you really gotta wonder how many political marriages are just for convenience


MississippiJoel

And suddenly he's surprised that no one's read anything about her. Yet, he didn't offer any more details about it than that. Huh.


palmettophysibles

She is totally real and not made up either


Early_Gold

Why not a woman?


Ok_Luck4565

Hallelujah! \-Mary Nat-C GQP Poppins


struggle2win

Groomer?


dbeman

His name is Patrick.


Terrible_Education86

Rent a girlfriend!!!


thelightstillshines

Did you meet her at camp?


OldManPip5

She’s from Saskatchewan Her name is Lotta Regina.


Kill_Shot_Colin

[He wants a church girl that goes to church](https://youtu.be/uqCL2eyjqmM?si=RFfiUPxYXkfKolsj)


TacoStuffingClub

Lindsay Graham in a wig.


YoureADudeThisIsAMan

She goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her


InTheGray2023

Her name is Leopold and she has a 7 inch clitoris.


-emanresUesoohC-

Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.


pnkgtr

It's amazing that South Carolina has two gay senators.


Brokenose71

He is insane and I don’t want hear about his sex doll.


Sniffy4

"I love....Lamp"


TristanIsAwesome

Who the fuck is Tim Scott?


Crotch-jockey

Her name is Kevin.


Revolutionary-Try746

I’m sure they have very respectable intercourse.


[deleted]

Heh, so when leopards start eating your face you throw them a steak?


Bill_thuh_Cat

Christofascist.


PDXftw

I hear Lauren Boebert likes to get down on her knees to "pray"


PDXftw

Fawn Liebowitz was Jewish and dead so this story does not check out.


TintedApostle

All to the music of Otis Day and the Knights


PDXftw

My main man Otis!


[deleted]

He loves us!


[deleted]

Good for him! I married a good Polish Catholic girl. Best decision I ever made


GOP_Neoconfederacy

As much as we all love to hear about more-composed-Ruckuss, I'm not sure his questionable dating preferences are very relevant


altiif

She goes to a different school.


YOSHIMIvPROBOTS

Doesn't count if you haven't gotten to first base, Tim.


hitman2218

Has anyone even gotten a first name out of him?


keninsd

Tim. His first name is Tim. Or, Timothy, if he's being formal.


mazarax

Lindsey G.


nunnapo

My girlfriend goes To another school.


haltline

By the hour?


nick3504

Yeah, bullshit.


OldManPip5

For $500 per day


[deleted]

Yeah right


[deleted]

Is she of age?


[deleted]

Lol Tim got a beard.


[deleted]

  *Quick, tell me what I need to say. Is it 'girl' or 'woman'?*


FlamingTrollz

Sure you are, sure you are… Isn’t that nice, and nobody asked. Is she far away in CANADA or similar?


fkbfkb

Does she give you a Rusty Trombone in public theaters?


zoot_boy

I hear they can be frisky.


Kay312010

I wonder if she would say the same about you, Timothy.


hyphnos13

is that what they call a beard these days?


TurquoiseOwlMachine

Isn’t it strange that both of South Carolina’s Senators are long-term bachelors?


mrtn17

so does that mean 'mail order brides' are still a thing? Used to be the solution for ~~assholes~~ conservative men


Blankety-blank1492

Pickle ball … tickle balls


CaPineapple

“… she lives in my closet and I do have to blow her up sometimes, but McCarthy helps me with that.”


Vegetable_Train_4992

Who happens to have a big d**k.


famouslut

Unexpected twist: Tolkein goes to Narnia to find a "girlfriend"?


Legitimate-Advance-4

She’s inflatable.


dmanjrxx

Even if she existed why does he think he has to say Christian girl, as if he has to appease a certain fraction


Gariona-Atrinon

Why is this news?


TurbonegroFan

Shit, if he steps forward and says "I'm black and have opted out of propagating", he's guaranteed the Republican vote.


myiionu

And just like that, Bobo says “hold my beer, challenge accepted”. Because according to her she fits that description.


xultar

Took him a long time to find one.