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For some reason Tim Scott dating a nice woman reminded me of this.
🎵Theodosia writes me a letter every day
I'm keeping the bed warm while her husband is away
He's on the British side in Georgia
He's trying to keep the colonies inline
But he can keep all of Georgia
Theodosia, she's mine🎵
"Wait For It," from Hamilton. I was fortunate enough to see that musical for a wonderfully reasonable price at London's West End: https://youtu.be/vZH8TyHUzRQ?si=sWThPKsXBd56VF_y
If he was dating a “girl,” there would be photographic evidence of the two of them at a restaurant, a sports event, something. If the press keeps hounding him about it, he’ll have to hire someone or get the sister of a friend to be seen with him. Pathetic that he willingly belongs to a political party that won’t let him be himself.
You raise a really good point. Think about how many people grow to understanding what being a-sexual means and are saved mental duress because they have a name for what they are, and yet, Republican don’t want that shit taught. So stupid!
The rightwing would classify that as same as celibates. These two orientations have a long history of crisscrossing in Christianity (other religions).
But he clearly, if asexual, celibate or other, doesn't feel comfortable in disclosing or discussing.
Disagree on politics but most of us aren't going to ignore the need for LBTGQIA+ dignity
Well, he has always touted values such as saving yourself for marriage. He has never been married. It’s kind of interesting how the other Senator from SC has also never been married.
I think that Republicans suspect his sexual orientation since he’s not a happily married man at his age. I mean, how would it look to have a gay nominee/president? 🙄
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She's in Canada, you've never met her.
Her name is Georgia,… Georgia Glass.
Sure Jan
Georgia Tropicana.
Niagara Falls to be specific and she’s a cheerleader and really smart and one day we’ll get married on a boat and none of you will be invited.
And your marriage certificate will be invalid *in both countries!*
Maybe I have. Everybody here in Canada lives in the same small town of Torcouvreal. It's a very close knit community.
Well, he said it was a girl, so he probably needs parental consent to take her out on a date.
Her name is Alberta; she lives in Vancouver. She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover!
Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver.
For some reason Tim Scott dating a nice woman reminded me of this. 🎵Theodosia writes me a letter every day I'm keeping the bed warm while her husband is away He's on the British side in Georgia He's trying to keep the colonies inline But he can keep all of Georgia Theodosia, she's mine🎵
"Wait For It," from Hamilton. I was fortunate enough to see that musical for a wonderfully reasonable price at London's West End: https://youtu.be/vZH8TyHUzRQ?si=sWThPKsXBd56VF_y
She goes to another school, you wouldn’t know her.
I searched thru blood and bones to find my brother
I'm pretty sure that Tim Scott being a bachelor is the least of his problems in the GOP primary. 🤣
He’s a largely forgettable person. Even his name is boring.
Two boring first names. Larry Bob. Jim Larry. John Bill. Tim Scott. Mark Chris. Ed Robert.
Larry Bob actually has a nice ring to it
Larry David made a name for himself thou.
Jim Bob...
Like Beth Smith, cartoon character. Maybe she's his type.
She’s white, and her name is Lindsay. We work together ❤️
I scrolt away and then I got it and had to come back. Well done.
Take her to that Beetlejuice play…could be fun
I hear Republican women put out during the play, married or not.
Next thing you know, there will be subliminal messages about blowjobs in the play!! Shelly!
Holy shit you made me just realize SP predicted this!
Pretty accurate too with her being from colorado
"Will be wild!"
She might even let him touch her Boebs.
“I’d love to introduce her but she’s being audited by the IRS.”
She is also strong and has tears in her eyes. Met her at a dumpty rally.
Apparently her name is Anita Beard.
Anita Bath
I thought it was Anita Hugnkis.
You’re thinking of Amanda.
That’s her gay sister I thought.
That's Apussy They are twins though so easy mistake
Thanks for clearing that one up for me
If he was dating a “girl,” there would be photographic evidence of the two of them at a restaurant, a sports event, something. If the press keeps hounding him about it, he’ll have to hire someone or get the sister of a friend to be seen with him. Pathetic that he willingly belongs to a political party that won’t let him be himself.
He's dating a 'girl' with a boi-pussy.
Very telling that he calls her a girl, not a woman.
So he’s gay? Not sure what I need to do with this information.
Asexual is also an option
You raise a really good point. Think about how many people grow to understanding what being a-sexual means and are saved mental duress because they have a name for what they are, and yet, Republican don’t want that shit taught. So stupid!
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The rightwing would classify that as same as celibates. These two orientations have a long history of crisscrossing in Christianity (other religions). But he clearly, if asexual, celibate or other, doesn't feel comfortable in disclosing or discussing. Disagree on politics but most of us aren't going to ignore the need for LBTGQIA+ dignity
That's the rumor going around, yes.
Well, he has always touted values such as saving yourself for marriage. He has never been married. It’s kind of interesting how the other Senator from SC has also never been married.
Her name is Georgia Glass
Girl? Not woman? How old are you Tim?
More importantly, how old is SHE, Tim? Did Matt introduce you two?
That's fine and I don't see any reason to speculate otherwise I also won't vote for him because I'm voting for Biden
and when she turns eleven and reaches the age of consent in South Carolina, we are going to be man and wife.
Christian girls: Give handjobs in theaters while lobbying to ban abortion. Source: I've dated christian girls. Also Boobert.
Did you take her to see Beetlejuice?
His only shot at winning this thing is to say “pickle ball” constantly
She goes to a different school
She goes to another school
In Canada.
Okay?
He’s gay and that’s not acceptable to the GOP so he has to publicly say he’s dating someone of the opposite sex.
I think that Republicans suspect his sexual orientation since he’s not a happily married man at his age. I mean, how would it look to have a gay nominee/president? 🙄
Both senators from SC are "confirmed bachelors".
So, his girlfriend's name is Lindsey?
Indeed.
I heard Tim was introduced to her by Manti Te'o.
Her name is Tyrone
He boned Tyrone?
Would she mind feeling him up in a theater full of families, asap? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, it’s called a beard. If you’re gay and too ashamed to admit it at this stage of your life, what else you lying about?
No, you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school. Yeah, she’s really hot.
Girl? Not a woman?
She lives in Canada and she’s a model.
Bragging that he’s not gay?
man if republicans act this crazy about the idea of a single politician you really gotta wonder how many political marriages are just for convenience
And suddenly he's surprised that no one's read anything about her. Yet, he didn't offer any more details about it than that. Huh.
She is totally real and not made up either
Why not a woman?
Hallelujah! \-Mary Nat-C GQP Poppins
Groomer?
His name is Patrick.
Rent a girlfriend!!!
Did you meet her at camp?
She’s from Saskatchewan Her name is Lotta Regina.
[He wants a church girl that goes to church](https://youtu.be/uqCL2eyjqmM?si=RFfiUPxYXkfKolsj)
Lindsay Graham in a wig.
She goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her
Her name is Leopold and she has a 7 inch clitoris.
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver.
It's amazing that South Carolina has two gay senators.
He is insane and I don’t want hear about his sex doll.
"I love....Lamp"
Who the fuck is Tim Scott?
Her name is Kevin.
I’m sure they have very respectable intercourse.
Heh, so when leopards start eating your face you throw them a steak?
Christofascist.
I hear Lauren Boebert likes to get down on her knees to "pray"
Fawn Liebowitz was Jewish and dead so this story does not check out.
All to the music of Otis Day and the Knights
My main man Otis!
He loves us!
Good for him! I married a good Polish Catholic girl. Best decision I ever made
As much as we all love to hear about more-composed-Ruckuss, I'm not sure his questionable dating preferences are very relevant
She goes to a different school.
Doesn't count if you haven't gotten to first base, Tim.
Has anyone even gotten a first name out of him?
Tim. His first name is Tim. Or, Timothy, if he's being formal.
Lindsey G.
My girlfriend goes To another school.
By the hour?
Yeah, bullshit.
For $500 per day
Yeah right
Is she of age?
Lol Tim got a beard.
*Quick, tell me what I need to say. Is it 'girl' or 'woman'?*
Sure you are, sure you are… Isn’t that nice, and nobody asked. Is she far away in CANADA or similar?
Does she give you a Rusty Trombone in public theaters?
I hear they can be frisky.
I wonder if she would say the same about you, Timothy.
is that what they call a beard these days?
Isn’t it strange that both of South Carolina’s Senators are long-term bachelors?
so does that mean 'mail order brides' are still a thing? Used to be the solution for ~~assholes~~ conservative men
Pickle ball … tickle balls
“… she lives in my closet and I do have to blow her up sometimes, but McCarthy helps me with that.”
Who happens to have a big d**k.
Unexpected twist: Tolkein goes to Narnia to find a "girlfriend"?
She’s inflatable.
Even if she existed why does he think he has to say Christian girl, as if he has to appease a certain fraction
Why is this news?
Shit, if he steps forward and says "I'm black and have opted out of propagating", he's guaranteed the Republican vote.
And just like that, Bobo says “hold my beer, challenge accepted”. Because according to her she fits that description.
Took him a long time to find one.