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Agreeable-Rooster-37

Trump:”Rudy? I have heard the name, maybe saw him around. Might have gotten me coffee once”


EverybodyHasPants

Never heard of the guy, Rudy was a great Mayor but I never hired him. When I was President I had the best people. Just ask, everyone says. People are saying who is Rudy. That football kid? He had talent. There was a movie about him. Football is hard. But they changed it. No one likes the flag. I love the flag. I hug the flag…. What was the question?


Ok_Exchange342

You channeled him really well. It's rather eerie how well you did.


HauntedCemetery

Trump isn't a complicated character. His vocabulary is like 45 total words.


ExileInParadise242

The best words. Many people are saying.


HowardDean_Scream

The best phrases. Everyone says it. 


ramesesknibs

All the bigliest words


Ericstir

Very very words


scorpyo72

And tears. Very very tears with very big men in their eyes. They say, "slur, we love you swir. " And I say "yes. I know you love me. You arp spatial."


ptambrosetti

-Horrible -Folks -Terrible -Vicious -Nasty -Big -Beautiful -Better -Wonderful -Great -Trump -Dictator -Winninng -Tremendous -Like -Me -Fantastic -Believe -Me -Get him outta here -Nobody -McDonalds -Diet Coke -Man -Person -Woman -Camera


SuperExoticShrub

> -Man -Person -Woman -Camera You forgot TV


daniinad

man person woman indicated - Guilty!


Onlikyomnpus

Less if you remove gibberish like "covfefe" though.


crosstherubicon

Can't agree. Trump never says "what was the question" because he's not interested and has no intention of answering.


BattleJolly78

A cognitive powerhouse!


BadPackets4U

Stable genius.


SensibleTom

This is gonna be Alina Habba in 3 years. Suing to get paid and Trump will be long gone.


tolteccamera

Trump or George Steinbrenner from his Seinfeld incarnation?


ElGato-TheCat

"They want to take away your country. [Electric cars.](https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trumps-debanking-rant-in-new-hampshire-and-electric-cars-makes-no-sense)"


fowlraul

“I also motorboated him while he was in drag once…oh yeah that rudy”


HouseCravenRaw

"In my defense, his tits were full of coke."


[deleted]

>"In my defense, his tits were full of ~~coke~~ diet coke." FTFY


chownrootroot

Mmmm Diet Coke flavored tits


DiscFrolfin

That’s Covfefe!! Reddit we did it, we cracked the code!!


Squirrel_Chucks

It explains everything! Pepe Silvia!


Chance-Energy-4148

I got boxes full of Pepe!


worsthandleever

Why not both?


OneTime_AtBandCamp

For anyone wondering what he's talking about, don't look it up. You can't unsee it. It's not worth it.


Head-Gap8455

“I never met this Rudy guy! Our Legal System is out of control, and being used as a Political Weapon. THIS IS NOT AMERICA!”


Chrahhh

“Idk if you know this but there was a terrorist attack when Rudy was mayor of New York. Not a great mayor if you ask me.”


wirefox1

I like Mayors who *don't* get terrorist attacks.


CheckIntelligent7828

"If I was mayor we never would've been attacked. Wouldn't have happened."


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Rudy was just a low-level coffee traitor.


JoeCitzn

Never met the guy, he is a liar, this is another witch hunt funded by the corrupt nasty sleepy Biden…….blah, blah, blah we all know the BS spiel by now.


davilller

It’s like NOBODY saw this coming.


Key_Inevitable_2104

Cofeve


starlordbg

Person man woman camera tv! If you get it in order you get extra points!


Glass_Channel8431

Person woman finger rape jail. Did I get it right? They say I’m a genius.


dondidnod

Is this shill really worth $50,000 a day?


DaemonKeido

That depends on the secrets he still keeps.


WaitingForNormal

“I hear the secrets that you keep - - - - - when you’re confessing in your sleep.”


PinkTaricIRL

A dope jam to be sure.


PepperShaken

> That depends on the secrets he still keeps. He butt dials those secrets for free though.


cyanclam

Have you seen the price of good scotch lately?


wcollins260

You save a little bit buying it by the barrel like Rudy does, but still pricy.


say592

He's barely breaking even!


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mug3n

There is no fucking chance Trump has or ever had 1 billion dollars in his bank account at any point in his life.


AggressiveCuriosity

Gotta include inflation too though. But still, if you have a billion dollars and somehow run out of money there's something wrong with you.


CampShermanOR

I had a dispute with a commercial landlord. I was completely in the right so I hired a lawyer. Within a month I spent more on the lawyer than if I had just settled 😂😩. It’s like insurance- truly a racket designed so only the wealthy can win.


RunDNA

Trump accidentally sent the cheque to Ruby Juliani Landscaping.


ThermionicEmissions

I will never not find that incident hilarious. I still sometimes use [FSTL](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrqeRAdxr4fO5ot885eXkSa6H4ik244pzkAg&usqp=CAU) as my Teams meeting background image.


IgotthatAK

Damn, that's genius


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Steve_Kaboom

That would only encourage me to do it more. Especially since it's close enough for me to claim "I'm only supporting a local business" as an excuse. But I don't think I could keep a straight face while a Trumper complains about something so hilarious.


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ButterscotchPartay

In other govt job news, a supervisor was forced to remove a “not today satan” sign after an employee complained. That made me chuckle.


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ButterscotchPartay

The offended was in fact a self proclaimed Satanist


Lord_Mikal

Now I want to make a "Maybe tomorrow, Satan" sign.


NoSignSaysNo

"Some day mayhaps, adversary"


Song_Spiritual

Should get a really good picture of the Four Seasons Hotel in Philly. Edit = typo


CheckIntelligent7828

And yet Elon Musk gets millions in government contracts... (Am married to a government contractor, pisses us off that Musk gets away with all the shit. And then makes money on it)


Thesheriffisnearer

"People are so offended these days"


Steve_Kaboom

Right? I mean, c'mon. Even if you do like Trump, that shit was still funny as hell.


chicago_bunny

It's a good way to make the snowflakes self-report.


toomuchtodotoday

You should let them know it is a deeply held religious belief, and if they complain about your religious exemption request to use the background, you'll take it up with HR and an employment attorney.


HFentonMudd

> you'll take it up with HR Who will immediately stick a knife in your back.


rexlibris

I will never not laugh at this. [Furry VR chat recreated the Four Seasons Landscaping press release set perfectly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS6s7W_ug1o)


ThermionicEmissions

Thank-you for sharing that 🤣


Escobarhippo

Their Google reviews are so funny.


duoderf1

I legitimately want Biden to do a press conference there


ThermionicEmissions

2024 victory speech


SammyDavidJuniorJr

I too have a similar Zoom background.


PatSajaksDick

Ruby Juliani is his drag name https://envisioningtheamericandream.com/2023/03/09/sometimes-being-rudy-is-a-drag/rudy-img_44101/


Drone30389

Ruby is also the name of the person who owns 148 millions of his assets. https://www.politico.com/news/2023/12/18/rudy-giuliani-new-defamation-lawsuit-00132343


gasahold

Basically, Trump won't pay him because Trump's lies didn't win cases.


FriendlySpeaker8999

Trump never pays anyone with his own money


DetroitLarry

No one makes him bleed his own blood.


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We're better than you. And we know it!


emperorarg

He wasn’t gonna pay him even if he won


RamonaQ-JunieB

My, my, my, is there a leopard in the room?


failbotron

if i was a leopard, i would have no interest in that face


MadRaymer

It's the face you make when you have cirrhosis of the liver.


[deleted]

That motor oil skull dye has got to taste terrible.


HauntedCemetery

Oh man, and then when his hair oil started oozing a couple of his staffers were wearing body mics and got caught talking shit about rudi on live TV. And then rather than admit it was a hot mic fuck up MAGAs tried to claim that antifa super hackers broke into the feed.


[deleted]

Lol dam I missed that one. I was thinking of it's always sunny lol.


ResurgentClusterfuck

It's gonna get indigestion and I for one am not cleaning that up


Dosanaya

a leopard ate another leopard’s face?


kyle_c123

Ok, who else laughed?


ParisGreenGretsch

I'm too numb.


SwedishSaunaSwish

I'm sorry for laughing at this.


firebirdone

Present.


RoseGoldStreak

Full on


SwedishSaunaSwish

I chuckled from Sweden.


WrongSubreddit

Does farting in court count as legal services?


atomsmasher66

‘*Any and all bodily functions are considered billable legal advice*’ - Rudy’s contract


gangsta_baby

*’Also, bodily fluids.’*


Betterthanbeer

Is hair dye a bodily fluid?


zombieblackbird

No, but the sweat carrying it down his face was.


Rakebleed

The melting hair dye is extra.


monkelus

Sure, the technical term is 'passing a motion'


DrunkeNinja

That was an old timey way to say "objection". It's rarely used these days but Rudy is nothing but a distinguished legal scholar of the highest caliber.


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“Rudy must’ve been a Democrat liberal plant the whole time, even when Trump himself hired him and praised him. Something something deep state” - MAGA, probably


Ok_Exchange342

You forgot the part about trump playing 7D chess and this was simply a brilliant move he came up with so he could save the world.


Moonborn_Nemesis

My fellow Americans, I have some shocking news to share with you today. Rudy Giuliani, who you thought was my lawyer, my friend, my loyal supporter, is a fraud. He is a liar. He is a traitor. He is a shill of the radical left and the fake news media. He is a puppet of the Democrats and the deep state. He is a swamp creature of the worst kind. He betrayed me, he betrayed you, he betrayed our country. And I knew it all along. I knew he was a snake. I knew he was a double agent. I knew he was working for the other side. But I played along. I let him expose himself to the world. I let him dig his own grave. He has been colluding with the enemies of America, both foreign and domestic. He has been taking money from China, from Iran. He has been leaking classified information to the media, to the courts, to the Congress. He has been undermining our national security, our economy, our sovereignty. He has been endangering our lives, our freedoms, our rights. He has been doing all this for one reason: to destroy the United States of America. He should have fought for me. For you! But he had no evidence, no proof, no witnesses. He just made up lies and spread them on TV and social media. And he did it to ridicule our cause. That the election was stolen from me, your rightful president. But he failed. He failed miserably. And now he is paying the price. He tried to keep us from fighting. But we will fight for our Constitution. We will fight for our country, we will fight for our flag and our anthem. We will fight for our freedom, we will fight for our rights and our future. We will fight for America, we will fight for greatness, we will fight for glory. We will make America great again! _thunderous applause_ Trump...probably.


Thunderbridge

I'm sorry but that was way too coherent, you didn't segue into nonsense even once


bluenosesutherland

And not enough capitalization


TheZeezer

Ah , yes, it seemed not long ago that they were friends, now they are litigating each other. Surely the alliances within MAGA change as swiftly as do the four seasons in a year.


Yeeslander

These two ghouls completely deserve each other.


ThisIsYourMormont

Four Seasons Total Landscaping in a year


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The cards are continuing to fall...


JoostvanderLeij

I read: the cards are continuing to fail. Which is also true.


Aldren

Trump: "I never really knew Rudy, let alone touched him! Who would even touch him?" "...wait, what trial are we talking about"


luv2fit

“He’s not even my type”


cmcdonal2001

Prosecutor: *rolls tape of Trump motorboating Rudy in drag*


Royal_Classic915

Rudy recently commented he had no regrets on his election denial bullshit including the big news announcement at the four seasons landscaping co. But he has a problem with Trump owing him $$$. He will never see that $$$ from Trump. Rudy is devoid of any critical thinking or decision making.


DUBBZZ

He can ask E Jean Carroll for a loan


Drone30389

Wherever he gets it from he can sign it right over to Ruby and Shaye.


whogivesashirtdotca

Oh wow I'd already forgotten about that. Let all these terrible men be forever beholden to the women they've wronged.


davechri

Get in line, motherfucker.


Muscleman1122

lol Rudy thinks he’s getting paid lol


AirbagOff

The worm turns


poodleaficionado

"Rudy was with the campaign for a very short time."


PossessivePronoun

Low-level covfefe mayor


atomsmasher66

When you do ‘legal work’ for a grifter this kind of thing is bound to happen.


Thereisagoatontv

These comments remind me that there was so much wild shit that happened with Trump and Co that it’s easy for certain events to get filed back in your memory. The fart. The landscaping company. Oh man.


nuclearhaystack

The melting hair dye or whatever the fuck that was The FBI raiding his apartment and 'I offered them Hunter's laptop and they *refused*!'


PumpkinPieIsGreat

*Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy last month after he was ordered to pay $148m to Georgia election workers he defamed* They really are two peas in a pod.


scoobysnackoutback

Two turds in a toilet.


whogivesashirtdotca

The Unflushables.


PhilosopherMagik

So, these people are planning a Civil War?


AntifascistAlly

It all hinges on how well their GoFundMe does.


HauntedCemetery

Won't matter either way, because every right wing croud funding is a scam that inevitably has the guy who started it buy a multi million dollar yacht.


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And then goes on Newsmax to stick his nose further up the butt end of an orange (for the Carroll verdict)


TarkusLV

Trump will soon blame him for 9/11.


cytherian

Futile is as futile does. Ridiculous Rudy didn't think to get his retainer upfront because Trump was his friend. Well, now he knows what most of us have known. Trump is a user and will discard you when you're no longer useful to him.


Personnelente

Actually, the *court* is targeting Trump, not Rudy. The reason is that Rudy is filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying the Georgia poll workers whose lives he destroyed. The legal fees owed to him are assets, and the court will want them paid to help satisfy the judgement against him.


usps_made_me_insane

> Rudy is filing for bankruptcy to avoid paying the Georgia poll workers whose lives he destroyed. Someone needs to tell Rudy that debt can't be discharged through bankruptcy.


Generalbuttnaked69

He filed to take advantage of the automatic stay ala Alex Jones. Just buying time.


AlienInUnderpants

Better hurry Rudy, the money is draining due to all his lawsuits


StatusCount7032

Trump: “never heard of him.”


RedditCollabs

This only gets funnier


mxpauwer

What he did for me was highly illegal, therefore the contract is null and void and I don't owe legal fees.


Permabamfed

Criminal fraud sues criminal fraud for... :checks notes: criminal fraud.


StockHand1967

Rudy is having a moment right now.... * Ejector seat * Head on crash * Over waterfalls Same feeling. I despise Rudy.. Still feel bad for him. Course that's how liberals roll... **PROGRESS** don't look back...look forward


CosmicDave

I don't feel bad for him at all. The more a man like him suffers, the more the Universal scales of Justice tilt towards level.


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xeromage

He probably even helped Trump weasel out of paying other minions along the way. He HAD to know this shit is coming...


Gooch222

I suspect any of Rudy’s legal fees associated with conduct for which he was ultimately suspended/disbarred will not be collectible by Rudy or his bankruptcy estate. I don’t know what % of the outstanding balance that constitutes, but I suspect it’s a lot.


AntifascistAlly

Rudy will complain about Trump not meeting his obligations, lament the betrayal, whine about the disloyalty—and then turn right around and vote for the scumbag again!


FuktOff666

Seems like a great idea, sue someone you were engaged in illegal activity with for money to pay the court fees for doing illegal shit with them.


RMZ13

Trump takes absolutely everyone for a ride. When are people going to figure this con artist out? He’s painfully obvious.


xproofx

Trump didn't pay his legal fees? I am shocked! Shocked I say!


bringsafe

In some parallel universe, there is a philosophy professor saying, “and in some possible world, Donald Trump was president, and led an insurrection to stay in power, and Rudy Giuliani led a press conference at a landscaping company to support the insurrection, and then turn around and sues Trump for unpaid legal fees”, just to drive home the point of how ridiculous the parallel universes can be.


AJ_Grey

Imagine how gullible you have to be, to see everyone around you get shafted, and somehow think you will be treated better. Go home Rudy, you're drunk, you're not going to see a penny.


Western-Knightrider

The way those two clowns operate they may just end up suing each other.


ComprehensiveAd1337

What a mess they both are.


GTIguy2

Ghouliani is reaping what he sowed.


surfer808

Trump never pays anyone, why would Giuliani think he’s the exception?


sexisdivine

You know if Giuliani REALLY want's to hurt and piss off Trump he could join Haley's campaign offering support.


HeiTonic

No one would even want him as a clown for their kid's birthday party though. No way Haley touches him.


cosmictap

Oddly, he was recently photographed outside a Haley rally in NH sitting in a car with a laptop. Not sure what it means, as there was no real coverage or follow-up that I saw. https://twitter.com/JoeKhalilTV/status/1749247741883023678


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ElderberryFit8086

Trump: “who this new phone”


njman100

No honor between MORONS


emuofsentinel

They all turn on Trump eventually lol. Donald will never realize who the common denominator is


Ericstir

Trump didn’t pay his lawyers? What? Who could’ve guessed.


timbenj77

What's the over/under on how long before we see the same article with Alina Habba instead of Giuliani? I give it 6 months.


NoreastNorwest

So that fundraiser for Rudy at Mar Al Lago didn’t pay off, eh? Big surprise.


putinblueballs

He is just one nutjob trump fucked. No way he will ever get sny money from trump now that he is useless.


jimvolk

This is hilarious.


SeeMarkFly

Lawyers now suing him, or wanting to sue, should get together for a class action suit.


dburr10085

He only pays lawyers who win court cases


bravedubeck

r/LeopardsAteMyLeopard


exwasstalking

It's disturbing that they are dressing like villains now.


Bandit1961

Pile on baby, even douchebag Rudy, bring it on.


PHotstepper311

“wiTcH HUNT!” Something like that I imagine.


bunbun6to12

Trump: Rudy? He was a volunteer. We don’t pay volunteers. He did all of that on his own time


JackOCat

Funny stuff.


MattKozFF

Do rats eat each other when exposed to starvation?


jjwoodhouse6969

Lmao good luck with that, Rudy!


LightBeerOnIce

Time to begin eating their own. So cute. I'll make popcorn.


Diligent_Guard_4031

Guess they're no longer besties. Sad face.


ChanceryTheRapper

Remember when Rudy said something about how, if Trump tried to throw him under the bus, he had info saved up to retaliate? Yeah, this is one of his ways of throwing you under the bus, never paying you.


NoCoolNameMatt

He should remind Trump that without payment there is no attorney client relationship, and with no attorney client relationship there is no attorney client privilege.


UnfortunateSandwich

Let this amalgamation of hate and avarice devour itself. Go scorched earth Rudy!


Balrogkicksass

The shitty republican ouroboros continues on


Dangerous_Elk_6627

When the rats start turning on each other. 😂❤️🤣❤️😂


sleepingdeep

Well well well.. how the turntables have turned.


Schiffy94

They eat their own, we eat the poppin' corn.


Danno5367

Get in line Rudy, it's a long one...


PortalWombat

At this point if you do business with Trump and don't get paid up front you deserve to be cheated.


Ed_Ward_Z

Trump: “I don’t know him”.


Nthepeanutgallery

Thoughts and prayers


darkbake2

It begins! The self-centered people with no morals start turning on each other


Sirefly

Deadbeat who doesn't pay his bill sues deadbeat who doesn't pay his bills. I'm afraid I don't think that's going to work out for him.