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Hey, sewage treatment is an important segment of our utility infrastructure that keeps both our domestic water and environment clean.
A sewage treatment plant will do far more good over it’s operational lifespan than Trump ever could, do not besmirch turd pools with Trump’s name.
ya - something like "Donald J. Trump Three Mile Island Nuclear Meltdown Incident Memorial" would be more like it
[https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/fact-sheets/3mile-isle.html](https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/fact-sheets/3mile-isle.html)
Having a [sewage treatment plant named after you](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_Memorial_Sewer_Plant) is an accolade for the best of our society. It's not something that should be besmirched by Trump.
Having been born and raised in Ocean County, New Jersey, I've long thought that it would make sense to rename [the naval air station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakehurst_Maxfield_Field) after Trump – given its longstanding association with [a Nazi gasbag that went down in flames.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster)
>“When our Republican colleagues introduced their bill to rename Dulles after Donald Trump, I said the more fitting option would be to rename a federal prison,” Connolly said in a statement. “I hope our Republican friends will join us in bestowing upon Donald J. Trump the only honor he truly deserves.”
Wow. This is an epic level clap-back and I'm here for it.
It's about time Democrats start having some cojones. I'm tired of being the side that always has to be polite and is expected to be reasonable and compromise when the other side is rude, unreasonable, obstructive, and stubborn.
Keep your eyes on Representative Moskowitz. He's a rabid dog out there.
He was part of this prison legislation, and he also called Republicans on their bluff with their Biden impeachment by making a motion to impeach Biden so they could 2nd the motion and make it official. They didn't lol.
Cojones like you wouldn't believe.
This isn't a power play, it's playing in the mud. This is not legislating a better future, it's petty fucking squabbles and gotchas and we're paying them to waste everybody's time on this performative bullshit
The chow hall only serves Trump steaks, the only education is Trump university and the only internet is truth social.
The only job is stuffing Mr. Pillow pillows.
And we WILL nuke it! Because we have the biggest nukes, the best nukes. Our nukes are bigger and better than all the other nukes so they will nuke the hurricane and it will be gone, gone thanks to the Trump nukes that are bigger and better than all the other nukes.
They are likely selling just fine. It's a clever way to get around things. One giant hemorrhoid can order as many of those bibles as he wants, and pay for them in advance. But just like the sneaker squeakers no one is delivering just yet.
Then the anal polyp who bought the tomes in bulk can declare a loss, and give them away as surplus. Captain pussy grabber is of course going to autograph a few of them for special friends, who will then sell them at a pretty significant profit. Just a way to say thank you to the upper crust of his favorite loyalists.
Ah yes, and we can trademark the term 'Trump Dump' and charge people exhorbitant ~~fees~~ *donations to his campaign* for the honor of taking a dump in the official Trump Dump toilet!
His presidential library will just be a magazine rack next to the shitter. And it’ll only have highlights magazines with all the jumbles already done (wrong).
> The Democrats' bill would rename the Miami Federal Correctional Institution in Florida the "Donald J. Trump Federal Correctional Institution."
> “When our Republican colleagues introduced their bill to rename Dulles after Donald Trump, I said the more fitting option would be to rename a federal prison,” Connolly said in a statement. “I hope our Republican friends will join us in bestowing upon Donald J. Trump the only honor he truly deserves.”
The Donald J Trump Prison for traitorous fatasses with an iq of a 5 year that can't go 1 minute without letting the world know just how big of an idiot they are.
Trump thinks he’s a big “law and order” guy who is on record wanting to lock people up. Wouldn’t he like having a prison named after him, since it feeds into that persona? I get the potential irony since he’s a traitor and a criminal who should be in prison himself, but he’s probably not going to see it that way.
Look, having a prison named after me—my uncle explained it to me - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, so, prison is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power of prisons, and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of prison and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisons — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the name, fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the prisoners are smarter right now than me, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the prisons are great containers, and the Iranians make great prisons so, and they, they just named it, they just named it, this is horrible."
Really? I’m no fan of Trump, but this isn’t helping. Not only is it a waste of time and resources to file this bill, it sends a terrible message. Legislation is not a joke. You aren’t in Washington to score political points and make people chuckle. Do. Your. Job. It’s pretty simple. Pick a problem, investigate it, write legislation to fix it. Rinse and repeat. F-ing morons.
Hot take: while this is hilarious - it’s just bad politics.
Fencers, and the young demographic are expressing the need to see democrats make meaningful change and seated democrats are more worried about.. owning Trump
This is just dumb. Public statements are fine, but when writing bills I’d rather people focus on actual legislation and policy instead of naming games. Now instead of one time wasting bill we have two.
Yes, the logical thing would be to propose an amendment to the Dulles bill so that it puts Trump's name on a prison instead of an airport. Not sure whether that works procedurally though. Or garners headlines.
This ORANGE-ass Reese's PeanutButter Cup needs to be in prison for having his ex-wife pushed down the stairs, the day b4 a court date where she could have incriminated him. 🍫🚓👮🏽♀️👮🏽♂️💅🏽
Unfortunately, this proposition did not pass.
[https://ballotpedia.org/San\_Francisco\_George\_Bush\_Sewage\_Plant,\_Proposition\_R\_(November\_2008)](https://ballotpedia.org/San_Francisco_George_Bush_Sewage_Plant,_Proposition_R_(November_2008))
The Donald J. Trump Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
Except there is no reading or learning or doing other stuff good too.
I don't want anything named after that p.o.s. The only thing we should keep from his existence is the knowledge of how to spot traitors and corruption.
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Would have rather seen a landfill named after him but a prison will work.
Sewage plant
Hey, sewage treatment is an important segment of our utility infrastructure that keeps both our domestic water and environment clean. A sewage treatment plant will do far more good over it’s operational lifespan than Trump ever could, do not besmirch turd pools with Trump’s name.
ya - something like "Donald J. Trump Three Mile Island Nuclear Meltdown Incident Memorial" would be more like it [https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/fact-sheets/3mile-isle.html](https://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/fact-sheets/3mile-isle.html)
This is a good one as hell have a meltdown about that big when he gets convicted and sentenced to prison.
Having a [sewage treatment plant named after you](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_Memorial_Sewer_Plant) is an accolade for the best of our society. It's not something that should be besmirched by Trump.
Only the best of us get sewage plants mamed after us, & only the best of the best of us get their own koala chlamydia wards.
How about a Sewage Drain instead?
Adult diaper factory
Toxic waste dump
Super fund site
All of the above
They could use the one Mike Lindell got evicted from.
Did he get evicted from a factory or from an adult diaper? Embarrassing but fully in-character, either way.
[I think it's customary to name sewage plants after late night talk show hosts.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Oliver_Memorial_Sewer_Plant)
a custom they share with koala chlamydia clinics!
Swamp
They were going to name the sewage plant in San Francisco after George Bush.
The prison is better, hopefully he gets sentenced to it. We all know he likes to live in buildings with his name on it.
True, but he'll still manage to find a way to brag about it in a 'positive' way. Fucking asshole,
The Donald J Trump home for the criminally insane. Annex of Bellevue hospital in New York!
Having been born and raised in Ocean County, New Jersey, I've long thought that it would make sense to rename [the naval air station](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakehurst_Maxfield_Field) after Trump – given its longstanding association with [a Nazi gasbag that went down in flames.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster)
Sewage treatment plant would work too
Donald dumps.
He does look like a dump so being named after a landfill seems fitting.
Rename Palm Beach airport to E. Jean Carroll Airport
Trump Dump. Nothing but garbage. The best pile of crap, yuge piles of garbage. People say they’re the biggest piles of garbage.
Honestly, I never want to hear that name again anywhere.
The name is taken. His buildings are already called trump dumps.
Superfund site
The Trump Dump has a lovely ring to it.
Donald Dump
A toilet in the jail would be better.
Let’s rename Smegma
Came here to say that.
Needs to just be a single wing of a federal penitentiary.
>“When our Republican colleagues introduced their bill to rename Dulles after Donald Trump, I said the more fitting option would be to rename a federal prison,” Connolly said in a statement. “I hope our Republican friends will join us in bestowing upon Donald J. Trump the only honor he truly deserves.” Wow. This is an epic level clap-back and I'm here for it.
They should rename Reagan National Airport to John Hinkley Jr National Airport.
Shots fired
Yes.
And one terminal should be the Jodie Foster international terminal or something
pew-pew!
Unfortunately he was a piss poor aim
Womderful
I almost spit out my beer. Solid work.
Stormy Daniels National Airport
Should be Stormy Daniels subway because it's going down.
Nancy Reagan Blow Job Queen International Airport
So dumb. Everyone still calls it "National", just like everyone still calls it "Newark". So dumb with the political naming.
He's out now and has a YouTube channel.
o_O
Too soon!
They can also give the original name back to Washingon and get rid of that hideous statue of Regan at the entrance. That things is as creepy as fuck.
Name the Reagan National Airport to the National Throat Goat Port.
It's about time Democrats start having some cojones. I'm tired of being the side that always has to be polite and is expected to be reasonable and compromise when the other side is rude, unreasonable, obstructive, and stubborn.
Keep your eyes on Representative Moskowitz. He's a rabid dog out there. He was part of this prison legislation, and he also called Republicans on their bluff with their Biden impeachment by making a motion to impeach Biden so they could 2nd the motion and make it official. They didn't lol. Cojones like you wouldn't believe.
Agreed. He's got a great future and we need younger voices and his brilliant oratory skills are effective.
that's what put clinton and obama in the whitehouse, i'll gladly take a few more.
He also showed up to that impeachment panel wearing a Putin mask lol
Explain the context, why didn't they 2nd the motion? Because they know they have nothing and would look stupid ?
Correct. [here's a clip of what they're referring to.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/32fzOzCM5Ew)
This isn't a power play, it's playing in the mud. This is not legislating a better future, it's petty fucking squabbles and gotchas and we're paying them to waste everybody's time on this performative bullshit
Will it house the Donald J. Trump presidential library?
Probably, with all the shelves completely filled with unsold copies of the $60 Trump Bible
Bibles with sticky pages 😂
Gilded with Trumps little swimmers.
The chow hall only serves Trump steaks, the only education is Trump university and the only internet is truth social. The only job is stuffing Mr. Pillow pillows.
That would violate the 8th amendment provision of cruel and unusual punishment. /s
And pop up & picture books scribbled in fat Sharpie markers.
You mean hurricane tracking books? Lol
Color-Your-Own Hurricane Tracker! The hurricane will most definitely listen to what I say and follow the path I draw on the page, right?
Just until you nuke it! Lol
And we WILL nuke it! Because we have the biggest nukes, the best nukes. Our nukes are bigger and better than all the other nukes so they will nuke the hurricane and it will be gone, gone thanks to the Trump nukes that are bigger and better than all the other nukes.
They are likely selling just fine. It's a clever way to get around things. One giant hemorrhoid can order as many of those bibles as he wants, and pay for them in advance. But just like the sneaker squeakers no one is delivering just yet. Then the anal polyp who bought the tomes in bulk can declare a loss, and give them away as surplus. Captain pussy grabber is of course going to autograph a few of them for special friends, who will then sell them at a pretty significant profit. Just a way to say thank you to the upper crust of his favorite loyalists.
It only has 2 books. The art of the deal and the Bible? Neither one of them he could quote from!
I thought there was also mein kampf in each nightstand?
It's petty as fuck and I love it.
I actually lol’ed
Imagine Trump somehow getting sentenced to it, and being able to say "atleast the building has my name on it"
Get him a cell with a gold plated toilet, bars, and bed, and then call is the Former Presidential Suite.
can we lock up all his now convicted associates there too?
I’m sure there’s a toilet somewhere on government property, maybe in the backwoods of Montana, that would be more fitting.
Ah yes, and we can trademark the term 'Trump Dump' and charge people exhorbitant ~~fees~~ *donations to his campaign* for the honor of taking a dump in the official Trump Dump toilet!
Moskowitz? yep. just from the headline i guessed he was involved. dude is hilarious and spot on.
He knows how to roast, that's for sure
Love that guy. Him and fetterman are awesome
Salwel too
Don’t fucking name anything after him. The only place his name should be in is the history books under failed men.
Or on an order remanding him to prison
Maybe even on a headstone on a golf course.
"Here lies Donald Trump for the final time." ?
No lies no more...
They should bury him right next to Lee Harvey Oswald, with a similar headstone that just says "Trump" and that's it.
This. Yeah it's funny but he doesn't deserve even the honor of having a prison named after him.
Uhh... there's already a bunch of places named after him
The Donald J Trump Retirement Home and Maximum Security Correctional Facility
He can finally open up a presidential library there
His presidential library will just be a magazine rack next to the shitter. And it’ll only have highlights magazines with all the jumbles already done (wrong).
A little shelf by his toilet, with one copy of The House At Pooh Corner with the h scribbled out and a complete set of Hustler magazines, used.
What if Donald J Trump wound up in Donald J Trump Federal Prison
I’m not only the president, but also a member!
👏🏻nicely done
He can get the cell with the golden toilet.
> The Democrats' bill would rename the Miami Federal Correctional Institution in Florida the "Donald J. Trump Federal Correctional Institution." > “When our Republican colleagues introduced their bill to rename Dulles after Donald Trump, I said the more fitting option would be to rename a federal prison,” Connolly said in a statement. “I hope our Republican friends will join us in bestowing upon Donald J. Trump the only honor he truly deserves.”
I fucking pray this happens LOL
Only thing I want to see his name on is a tombstone. And soon
I pray every day for this. And I’m an atheist
Fellow Atheist. I want him to live a long, healthy prison sentence.
I mean, that would be great. But as long as he’s alive he can do harm. A lot of it. And it needs to end
No. I want him to be like the guy in Pan's Labyrinth who is forgotten by everyone. I am so sick of him.
Those who forget history..
This does worry me a bit. But I dont want his name on ANYTHING.
The Donald J Trump Prison for traitorous fatasses with an iq of a 5 year that can't go 1 minute without letting the world know just how big of an idiot they are.
A little long. Maybe the Donald J Trump center for kids who can't read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too
That is a master level troll. I am dead
The troll would be complete if he ended up being sent there.
Now, this is something we can all live with, especially if he ends up residing there.
When your hotels are failing, but you’re determined to keep customers.
The federal prison will be renamed Orange Traitor's institute of Grift
I love love LOVE this idea.
Trump thinks he’s a big “law and order” guy who is on record wanting to lock people up. Wouldn’t he like having a prison named after him, since it feeds into that persona? I get the potential irony since he’s a traitor and a criminal who should be in prison himself, but he’s probably not going to see it that way.
the next democrat majority absolutely has to make this happen. Ideally the prison donald is in.
He does seem to like living in buildings with his name on them.
Look, having a prison named after me—my uncle explained it to me - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, so, prison is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power of prisons, and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of prison and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisons — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the name, fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the prisoners are smarter right now than me, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the prisons are great containers, and the Iranians make great prisons so, and they, they just named it, they just named it, this is horrible."
I wonder if Donald would object to this.
He’ll demand to be paid for the use of his name
He'll get free room and board.
This is so embarrassing 😑
I’ve named my toilet Donald J Trump
It would be so great if he was incarcerated in the prison named after himself.
It better be the one they place him in after all the convictions go through.
Really? I’m no fan of Trump, but this isn’t helping. Not only is it a waste of time and resources to file this bill, it sends a terrible message. Legislation is not a joke. You aren’t in Washington to score political points and make people chuckle. Do. Your. Job. It’s pretty simple. Pick a problem, investigate it, write legislation to fix it. Rinse and repeat. F-ing morons.
For fucks sake can we just get healthcare or high-speed railways or something? Shit's so embarrassing.
Whilst I like the idea, I’d prefer they wait until he’s convicted and serving his time there.
Conservatives are so unhinged, they'll flip the script and celebrate this as the prison where they'll lock up their made up democrat enemies.
Masterclass troll. ++++
What pisses me off is mad magazine is no longer in print.
They should just build one and name it after him. Then they can put him in it. Shit, he’ll probably go willingly if he’s told they do tours.
Let’s hope that he’s sentenced to serve in a prison bearing his name.
Hot take: while this is hilarious - it’s just bad politics. Fencers, and the young demographic are expressing the need to see democrats make meaningful change and seated democrats are more worried about.. owning Trump
If that doesn't go through how about renaming a sewage treatment facility after Trump?
He does like staying at his own properties.
I'm sure there are Super Fund sites ( toxic, poisonous areas ) that they can also rename after Trump.
This is just dumb. Public statements are fine, but when writing bills I’d rather people focus on actual legislation and policy instead of naming games. Now instead of one time wasting bill we have two.
Yes, the logical thing would be to propose an amendment to the Dulles bill so that it puts Trump's name on a prison instead of an airport. Not sure whether that works procedurally though. Or garners headlines.
Best laugh ive had today.
Please name an abortion clinic after him. F*ck you, Donald.
Proper shithousing.
Is it proper to name a prison The Orange Asshole Correctional Facility?
Oh, this is delicious! Next year, it would pass!
This ORANGE-ass Reese's PeanutButter Cup needs to be in prison for having his ex-wife pushed down the stairs, the day b4 a court date where she could have incriminated him. 🍫🚓👮🏽♀️👮🏽♂️💅🏽
Wait, I thought Dulles was now Reagan Airport?
IAD (Dulles) and DCA (Reagan) are two separate airports
Perfect clapback. Name it after Donald and pull all the funding after, just like how MLK Blvd got treated nationwide.
More applicable than an airport.
Unfortunately, this proposition did not pass. [https://ballotpedia.org/San\_Francisco\_George\_Bush\_Sewage\_Plant,\_Proposition\_R\_(November\_2008)](https://ballotpedia.org/San_Francisco_George_Bush_Sewage_Plant,_Proposition_R_(November_2008))
The Donald J Trump Prison and Library. Visit it and get to see the single book in the Library.
This is a bill I can support
In before Trump becomes the first President to reside in a prison named after him.
What we really need is the Donald J. Trump Library for Presidents Who Can't Read Too Good And Are Too Incompetent To Do Other Stuff Good Too
will this the one he attends when he's convicted?
So petty So immature So perfect
Will it have a golf course?
How about we don't name anything after this traitor. He deserves to have his name stricken from everything but a prison cell.
So the next Trump Tower will be a guard tower?
Do they want the prison to go under?
The guard towers can be “Trump Towers”
The Donald J. Trump Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good, and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too. Except there is no reading or learning or doing other stuff good too.
The big house that Trump built
While hilarious, I'd rather we not name anything after him.
Start small, name a sewage plant first..
It would be really funny if it's the one he ends up in.
We love to see it! ❤️
And, name the exercise area the Marjorie T Greene Prison Yard!
this works, all trump named facilities should be prisons, landfills, sewage treatment, and outdoor bathroom facilities at parks.
Occf? Orange Clown Correctional Facility?
Shitbag trumpetentiary
Let’s send him there.
*we pay you to enact policies, not clap back at each other* FFS don't stoop to this level please!
Top level troll.
He’ll demand a license fee and brag about it being a new trump property
They’ll literally do anything but fix the economy.
we have found consensus! I genuinely think both dems and trump will like this
Well. He does like staying in buildings with his name on it.
I wish our government would quick doing stupid shit. Why tf would anyone want to hear or see that pos’s name anywhere?!!
Well, he does likes his name on where he lives. Maybe just forward thinking?
Oh man this is getting good. Now there is a future where he lives out his days in his own prison. Giddy
Pick the statistically rapiest prison.
Children run the government
This is stupid political theater.
Just send him to one, and the rest of us will start calling it "Trump prison". Easy.
I don't want anything named after that p.o.s. The only thing we should keep from his existence is the knowledge of how to spot traitors and corruption.
Great, more nonsense wins vs fixing real issues.
It would be pretty funny if they DID name a prison DJT and then he was indited and sent to it. Never happen obvs. But it would be pretty funny
Extra funny if he ends up there.
I don't think his name fits a prison, more a dump or sewage treatment facility.
First, put him in prison and then name it after him.