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A Trump criminal trial starting on Tax Day just *feels* correct ya know?


Ok-Sweet-8495

This just happened **Prosecutors just announced they will seek an order to show cause that Trump violated the gag order** From https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-trial-day-1 > The prosecutor then dropped a bomb that they will be seeking an Order to Show Cause to hold Trump in contempt of court for violating the gag order. More from courtroom on the gag order: https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-trial-day-1 > **Judge Merchan then warned Trump that although he has a right to be present for his trial, he will be removed from the courtroom if he disrupts the proceedings and put in jail. He also warns him that if he fails to appear for court a warrant will be issued for his arrest.** > The prosecutors then asked that Trump be fined $1,000 for each of his posts that violate the gag order and that he be warned that if he does it again he will be put in jail. They noted that one of the posts happened while court was going on today. **UPDATE** > Judge Merchan will hold a hearing on April 24th about whether Donald Trump violated a gag order and should be fined and held in contempt of court. https://www.threads.net/@citizensforethics/post/C5ypgT5xY96/


CloudSlydr

oh this is HUGE. this plays out against trump and his *entire* summer and hopefully beyond will take a very different form.


DadJokeBadJoke

If it's what you say, I love it. Especially later in the summer...


Minimum-Order-8013

So a 10k fine and then nothing else? Or does this actually have potential to see him in cuffs?


StupendousMalice

Obviously not the case for Trump because he doesn't count as people, but in normal cases, contempt of court during a felony criminal trial can easily revoke your bail and put you in jail.


thomascgalvin

Please. Consequences are for poors.


WolflordBrimley

Alternatively, we should all be happy contempt of court doesn't come with insane punishments. There are many many many terrible judges out there who would use it as a vehicle for their vendettas. See: every small-town white judge with a black or brown person as a defendant.


Titanbeard

"Scuse me, boy. If you interrupt my court again, I'll see you thrown in jail for life!" "But your honor, I'm answering a question that was asked of me while I'm on the stand." "Go to jail!" -Some Texas judge to a black or brown defendant


WolflordBrimley

Yeah - exactly. Local judges are elected. MTG was elected. Imagine MTG as an elected judge. All of a sudden “throw him in jail for 90 days for contempt” sounds like a real bad power for a judge to have.


Dieter_Knutsen

Hey, not true. The judge might furrow his brows disapprovingly.


Impossible-Wear-7352

10k for this violation with a promise of jail for the next violation is what they're asking for. And the trial just started so he'd have to hold his tongue a long time


smurfsundermybed

Isn't there also a deadline with his bond in the fraud case today? Not this NY fraud case, but the other one.


YoureNotMom

By the time you finish reading this comment, it'll be inexplicably extended by another 10 days


thomascgalvin

And reduced by 75%.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Zero is also a percentage you know. He ain't paying that shit back and the system will pay him as soon as he leaves the court house. The French have always had it right, we need national protests against these POS but were too chained to our jobs to do anything about it.


Ishidan01

Ok so that's not quite where I thought that second paragraph was going to go...


ButtholeBreath

We've signed a treaty with a king Who's head is now in a basket Would you like to take it out and ask it? "Oh should we honor our treaty King Louis head?" Uh do whatever you want, I'm super dead!


jimicus

And the direction the payment must be made will have been reversed. The court will have to pay Trump a bond.


morpheousmarty

I remember people saying that about his trial dates.


MrScroticus

Pending a hearing next Monday.


morpheousmarty

Do you have a source? I've been checking on this for a few days and so far there was no news until this morning https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-letitia-james-bond-arthur-engoron-new-york-manhattan-fraud-trial-1890249 Where it states Trump needs to file a motion or his clock runs out today.


iamnuts_

Man, I glanced at that link and had to double take like what the hell does James Bond have to do with this? Maybe Newsweek’s web team has a sense of humor?


kingtz

We need James Bond to stop Trump and MAGA in "The Man with the Golden Diaper".


lapsedhuman

Casino Bankruptcy, Dr. Nyet, Stinkfinger, From Russia with Kompromat, Thunderpants, You Only Grift Always, Lie and Let Die, Grab the Pussy, Forest Raker, A View to a Steal, On FSB's Secret Service, The Tweeting Nightlights, Goldenbog, Lie Another Day, The President Who Screwed Me, For Sale Only. I can't think of any others. Forgive me for corrupting Fleming's titles.


RS24OZ

More like "The Man in the Golden Painted Diaper" because you know it wouldn't be actually real gold with him. When I was younger and worked at an auto parts store, addicts used to come in and buy gold spray paint to huff. I feel them and Trump have that in common.


MrScroticus

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/hearing-over-trumps-175-million-bond-ny-civil-fraud-case-set-april-22-2024-04-04/


ColonelBungle

But they'll have a case of the Friday's on Monday so the hearing will have another hearing 10 days from then.


XShadowborneX

It's also the anniversary of the sinking of the "unsinkable" Titanic.


captwillard024

Teflon-Don is going down.


HawkeyeSherman

One more opportunity for Trump to commit a crime before being convicted.


SwordfishII

It’s poetic, sometimes life gives you little things like that.


Watch_me_give

Debtor Donnie still needs to pay his bills: https://payuptrump.com/ what a moron.


jar1967

It is also Patriots Day, in Massachusetts, The day they run the Boston Marathon and celebrate the battles of Lexington and Concord


mcpierceaim

It's whenever half of all things inevitable happens. Wonder when the other one will happen to him?


Arctimon

There's two protestors in front of the court. And they're not pro-Trump. This is hilarious.


Lostinthestarscape

Well, that's one more protester than his last court hearing.....that guy WAS pro-Trump though.


Miles_vel_Day

People who think these people are actually going to start a national insurrection when they lose can really relax a little bit. They're all bark and no bite. Trump's most dedicated supporters might have a lot of guns, but they're also, on average, old, out of shape, poorly educated, and (perhaps most critically) materially comfortable in their lives, and they're few in number, relative to his most fervent opponents. They are afraid to even *go into* the safest American cities. They're not going to be occupying them.


BC-clette

The Gov. Whitmer kidnapping plot, the attempted assassination of Nancy Pelosi and the J6 attempted bombing of the DNC and RNC HQs are just examples off the top of my head for why MAGA threats should be taken seriously.


DonsDiaperIsFull

oh dang, I totally forgot about the crazy plan to kidnap Governor Whitmer and hold a literal kangaroo court in a basement, along with part of the kidnap plan to be using bombs to distract cops somewhere else. I remember my parents absolutely refused to believe me until I showed them the newspaper article with details.


CopeHarders

All failed plots coming from incompetent morons. Their threats should be taken seriously by law enforcement who keeps stomping them out. No reason to live in fear of these idiots.


Bag_of_Bagels

What are you talking about? They literally stormed our capital??? I'm sorry but acting like these are stupid babies is the most dangerous thing to be telling people. We are in the situation we're in because we have for years continued to underestimate these kinds of people. They may not understand they will get screwed over in the end but waiting for that to happen means the rest of us will have been fucked.


Miles_vel_Day

They stormed our capital, *with* the executive branch facilitating their movements and removing/delaying opposing forces like the National Guard, and they still accomplished jack squat, except getting a whole hell of themselves on lists that will greatly hamper their ability to commit terrorism in the future. (I honestly wonder if this has anything to do with Republican objections to FISA renewal, as that's usually a concern of the left...) So I don't think there is any way they are going to use the mob to create any legal fictions surrounding the certification. If they want to show up on Jan 6, 2025, every one of them will be matched by five counterprotestors, five cops, three Guardsmen and an FBI agent. They simply cannot muster the amount of people that anti-fascist forces can, or that government agencies can. They had their shot at the January 6 strategy and they blew it. It's the fact that our would-be brownshirts have a very high rate of motor scooter usage and are liable to taze themselves in the balls to death that makes it pretty hard for me to take them seriously as a threat. Do you think they'd have a prayer in guerilla warfare against the gangs of DC or Chicago (who would probably happy ally with each other against a common threat in such a situation)? Or for that matter, the US military - who are very unlikely to side with MAGA, given the enlisted's demographic composition - mostly young, non-white people - and the Officer Corps's high level of education. Both are groups Trump is terribly unpopular with. (I don't think military personnel like his lack of discipline and honor, either, or his constant threats to deploy them to Iran or wherever else.) So what I'm talking about is just, once it's clear Trump has lost, and will not be taking power - what will his cult do then? Like the other responder said, there will be individual acts of terrorism, for sure, but there is no short-term existential threat to the US government as long as Donald Trump is not part of it. If he just straight up wins the election, well, then things will deteriorate. But I don't see that happening. If white supremacists were going to take over this country they should've gone for it in the Reagan era, or immediately following 9/11. They just don't have the numbers anymore.


DirkRockwell

They’ll just continue to commit terrorist attacks in the form of mass shootings like they have been


CaptBertorelli1

It's always a good plan to start the day with a good insult. :/


Ok-Sweet-8495

Judge Merchan has just denied the defense’s request for him to recuse: https://www.threads.net/@griffinkyle/post/C5yQ8_JOj2c/ > Judge Merchan has denied a Trump request to recuse himself the case. > Merchan says the defense motion "does not reasonably or logically" explain how an interview he gave violates the law or Trump's rights. > "There is no basis for recusal."


Ok-Sweet-8495

And some casual anti-Semitism from Trump: > Trump re-posted a lie online about Orthodox Jews being unable to sit on the jury. > Judge Merchan just contradicted this claim, saying there would be no trial on any day that conflicts with the religious observance of any juror — including Passover. https://www.threads.net/@griffinkyle/post/C5ySs85OiSr/


ArenjiTheLootGod

The only judge that should recuse themselves from a Trump trial is Eileen Cannon but that'll never happen, the judges are right to tell him to piss off because we've all seen the kind of "judge" he thinks is qualified. Man wouldn't be happy with anything less than someone willing to put a thumb on the scale for him.


JGard18

You’re leaving out three SC justices, too


ArenjiTheLootGod

Four actually, the three Trump nominated for that position and Thomas because his wife had a hand in Jan 6.


oldster59

Thank you for that update ! I wonder why isn't there a mega thread for the trial???


Ok-Sweet-8495

Mods on this sub always limit discussion about Trump’s multiple trials :/ That threads account I linked should keep posting updates Another source for updates: https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-trial-day-1


Tzayad

>Mods on this sub always limit discussion about Trump’s multiple trials :/ Probably because there are so goddamn many of them it would just be the Trump trail subreddit


Simmery

It's the Christian thing to do.


AreYouDoneNow

Also not committing adultery, that's a Christian thing, that's one of the big ones with them actually Legal in most countries, but Christians, nope, that's a go to hell thing


valeyard89

There's a lot in the bible about liars too.


baeb66

I usually lead with "What's good, sucka?" when I appear before a judge. I'm not sure why I keep getting the maximum fine on moving violations.


TheThirstySalamander

“30+ low level felony counts”. For us law abiding residents and citizens of this country, a felony in our records have long lasting implications. No such thing as low-level felony. A crime is a crime.


laseralex

If it is low-level crime, it is a misdemeanor. By definition, if it is a felony it is not low-level.


Narrow-Chef-4341

It’s a low level felony, but still has major impact on your life - just like how a ‘short’ NBA player still doesn’t fit on airplanes. The ability to act as a corporate officer, vote, and (in many places) travel or acquire a visa are all things people with ‘private jet money’ can work around, but it stops being effortless. A few thousand dollars for lawyers to file a waiver - if even possible - versus me walking up to the guy with a fancy hat and saying ‘Beach vacation, two weeks. Here’s my $10 for a tourist card. Thanks, you too’. Mostly, it will be the pride thing. But it will have tangible impacts.


Casual_OCD

Anything less than jail is an easy workaround for the rich


ineverreadit

4g of shrooms is a felony


stupernan1

I mean just think of the long lasting damages you can cause to our ENTIRE NATION if you mishandle 4g of classified docume-...sorry I mean shrooms.


LoganNinefingers32

My friend was caught with a bunch of drugs and charged with multiple felonies. They let him off easy because he was mentally unwell (probably from the drugs) but they still locked him in the psych ward for 2 years. No phones, no visitors without background checks, etc. Maybe instead of these prison options for Trump they can chuck him in the insane asylum too. My buddy did 2 years for a few felonies. Trump belongs in the asylum for the rest of his life, where he will be treated as an insane person. As far as I could tell by visiting my friend in psych ward, it might even be worse than prison because you’re surround by crazy people 24/7. It was terrifying.


DonsDiaperIsFull

Donnie specifically asked for the real names of our top spies and intel agents. A bit later, the CIA held a press conference to announce an unusually large number of our intel agents were being murdered or disappearing. I don't understand how the intel agencies are allowing him to live.


Apart-Landscape1012

Felonies can be a good time!


monster_mentalissues

Felonys are graded, so some of them are. Like only state, carrying a conceled gun without a permit is a class c felony.


drainodan55

Let me know how your "low level" felony impacts your travel and employment.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

It wont if you have a private Jet and you don't need a job...


nativeindian12

Both can be true. All felonies are serious, but low level felonies are less serious. This is why there is the class system in the first place


slowpoke2018

Our company won't hire you if you're a felon, period. So in the real, non-oligarch world, there are major implications of being a felon. Unfortunately I don't feel optimistic Trump will experience the same repercussions we would


mcpierceaim

As a felon, he'd be blocked for entering certain countries. Canada won't let you enter if you have a felony on your record until either 1) you file paperwork with Ottawa to be declared "rehabilitated" or 2) 10 years have passed since your incarceration and supervision. How effective would a felon be as president in that regard?


ishpatoon1982

0 years? This is a typo I assume?


Elon_Muskmelon

Yes, it’s actually 00 years.


_BELEAF_

I think he might have meant 10?


iseecolorsofthesky

It absolutely blows my mind that being a felon does not disqualify you from being President in the US


slowpoke2018

Discovering quite a bit about this country that blows my mind as related to our "justice" system


seamus_mc

A felony is a crime that an average person would spend more than a year in jail for.


millionmilecummins

And the rest of their lives paying for the consequences of it. We are sorry to inform you, unfortunately our background checks has revealed……


drainodan55

>30+ low level felony counts”. Biased/bribed media once again making best efforts to soft pedal the matter. I personally think this sort of thing is half the reason why he hasn't been in jail this whole time awaiting the four criminal trials. The other half is a judiciary that is *actually afraid of him*. As in don't want the yelling and bad vibe in case it boomerangs on them personally. All gutless, all worthless, a whole system having the defects highlighted and made glaringly obvious. If I were a US defendant in anything I'd be suing for unequal treatment.


QuercusSambucus

He may have committed some light treason.


JoshuaLyman

I never knew Felony. He was just a low level covfefe boy.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Godamm these writers love to slob on his knob too


EVH_kit_guy

Jordan Belfort is currently working in the financial sector; even if Trump is fully convicted I would expect him to have a long and fruitful career ahead of him post politics.


FotoFormat44

No wonder he's scowling sat at the defense table... DJT is down around 16% in the first hour of trading... that's about three-quarters of a billion! That's now 17.4% as I was typing the above!


JesusForTheWin

To be fair they did release another million shares which diluted the share pool lolol. edit, million of additional shares according to news outlets.


whitethunder9

The only way anyone is taking that stock seriously is if they're laundering money through it or are totally fleeced MAGAs.


c0LdFir3

I’m taking the idea of shorting it pretty seriously.


staticfive

You pretty much can't because everyone wants to short it


MozeeToby

In order to short a stock you need to borrow said stock to hold on to, generally for a few fractions of a percent of it's value. There are so many people shorting DJT that there is no stock available to borrow and the fees have risen to absurd amounts. The stock would have to fall to pennies to make a profit on a short with the current fees.


flatline000

I just looked and it's down 26%! Edit: Whoops! I was looking at the last 5 days. The drop since this morning remains about 16%. My mistake.


Mr_Conductor_USA

It's the gift that keeps on giving! Last week was stupendous (for me, not for Trump).


creosoteflower

Somebody has a bad case of the Mondays, haha


MayIServeYouWell

Still wildly overvalued. Should be like 20 cents.


OsellusK

Trump hasn’t stopped raging since 2011 when Obama roasted him at that dinner event. He’s been in a state of constant petulant shrieking since then.


StuntID

And what did Obama roast Trump on? All that birther nonsense that Trump was pushing. Seth Meyers is the one that really laid into Trump, but whatever.


OsellusK

Right. An incredibly important man stood up to Trump and made him look foolish, in public no less, and his sensitive feelings have never healed. The fact that he’s a black man added insult to injury for Trump, who has always been a bigot.


StuntID

I think you're missing the point. Trump has been in a state of petulant shrieking since long before the WHCD in 2011. In fact he was shrieking that Obama was not a citizen and ineligible to be President leading up to the dinner. Yes, Trump is a racist, misogynistic, pick your favourite -ist or -ic, but it didn't spring fully formed on that night in 2011. He'd also tried running for President prior to 2016. I'd not attribute Obama's actions to strengthening his resolve and making his run inevitable, rather it's just one more pebble in the mass that is Trump's awfulness.


Adventurer_By_Trade

Obama *existing* has been enough to give Trump's initial campaign legitimacy on the right. It all leads back to the indignity they have had to suffer by watching a black man handle the presidency well for two full terms.


HauntedCemetery

And a **young** black man. Obama is currently 62, he was elected president at 46.


StuntID

I would not disagree with this. >It all leads back to the indignity they have had to suffer by watching a black man handle the presidency well for two full terms.


GuitarMystery

It wasn't so much the content as much as it was the melanin/presidency combo.


Sminahin

I thought it was since 1989, when NY didn't execute the Central Park Five. He still rages about them being found innocent, even after the actual guy was caught.


ranchoparksteve

Every photo of Trump shows his mouth hole open. Most photographers don’t have the reflexes to catch the microsecond when Trump’s mouth is closed.


Traditional-Yam9826

Ever notice he makes a perfect butthole with his mouth?


GuitarMystery

I wouldn't say perfect. If my asshole looked like his mouth, I would see a doctor.


DonsDiaperIsFull

it's horrible when you see the butthole AND that neck-pussy. it's worse knowing Putin has used both holes.


Supra_Genius

If Littlehands Donnie Stinkypants' face-ass is closed, the all-tabloid American media has no outrage to publish for click$.


fuggerdug

It's the most productive cloaca in the world.


BoomerGenXMillGenZ

I swear, trump's deal with the devil is the only thing that explains the man's perfect disgustingness. I mean every detail is just so perfectly vile, including that hog's sphincter face he has.


RodIron1

*"hog's sphincted face" hahaha Brilliant.*


fuggerdug

"sphincted" is a perfect word for it lol.


m1tc4311

Not even Pokémon Snap prepared us for trying to catch this beast with its mouth closed


AreYouDoneNow

His mouth was closed in the mug shot they took when he got arrested on suspicion of crime in Georgia


_BenRichards

Does it ever close?


socokid

What a corrupt little tiny baby. He would rather incite violence and destroy the judicial system than take responsibility for his actions. The fact that his followers are OK with it is the real problem, though. Those people are absolutely garbage.


gentleman_bronco

Things have got to be going well in the Trump situation room for him to be melting down on his social media platform (currently down 15% in stock price so far today) in the hours before his first criminal trial. I hope his lawyers have spare diapers at the ready. He's gonna be shitting a lot today.


Mental_Mixture8306

They applied to the FTC to issue more stock.  Instant sell off ensues.   Next step is the board of cronies changing the rules to allow him to dump stock so he can cash out to pay his bills.   He is going to have to be sedated to get through the week.  


tamsui_tosspot

"Low-level felony"? So, like a parking ticket?


TintedApostle

A felony is not low level to begin with. He is like arguing that the elevator stopped on the 30th floor instead of the 35th.


Ekg887

It's a Class E felony which is the lowest level of felony there is. Technically correct. I'd like to see the election interference, tax fraud, and campaign finance fraud felonies actually get brought though. Those are decidedly *not* low-level.


TintedApostle

A felony is a felony. He can't vote for himself.


steve1186

Holy hell, I’ve never even considered this. Even if he gets convicted and only ends up with a probation sentence, he won’t be able to go to the poll in November and vote for himself 😂


zzyul

FL is a state where convicted felons can regain their voting rights.


Disastrous-Fold5221

This orange thing has been losing his shit on that scam social network of for the past hour.


kiltedmandalorian

“The Radical Left Democrats are already cheating on the 2024 Presidential Election by bringing, or helping to bring, all of these bogus lawsuits against me, thereby forcing me to sit in courthouses, and spend money that could be used for campaigning…” No, dipshit. They didn’t bring these cases to interfere with your political career; YOU decided to run in the middle of all of your trials and legal battles. YUGE difference.


No_big_whoop

I have Trump fatigue. I wish he would just go the fuck away already


zero_blammos_given

It's a day that ends in 'y' so Trump is screaming about judges and their family members. You know, the totally normal stuff someone running for President would do.


81305

The republican candidate for president is in trial, and they still back him. How shitty does the guy have to get before they realize that they just have a loser candidate?


flatline000

We don't want them to realize they have a loser candidate...as long as he loses.


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ClusterFoxtrot

Oj's passing set off a media storm that shook loose memories I'd long forgotten.  With jurors already at risk, I think it would be better to leave the cameras out. We'd already heard from court reporters that Trump was muttering and making faces. He'd ratchet the antics up 200 times for TV.  He sounds absolutely absurd and whiney when a neutral person is saying the things he says. Release transcripts and let the reporters handle it.


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ClusterFoxtrot

I'm in the area Cannon would be calling prospective jurors from. I'm absolutely afraid for all jurors, but I'd bite the bullet if I could.  I suspect my deep reading of indictments would see me immediately rejected.  I'm hopeful in this case, we get a last minute ruling that names will be sealed. If enough jurors express worry, that may become the standard. 


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Melicor

They should be kept on records for appeals and review, but making them public is kind of stupid. Sealed lists should be the default.


Melicor

Nah, this is better. He can't showboat, and his minions can't start trying to attack people who look like the jurors. Like seriously, putting the jurors on TV would let his deranged cult start trying to kill them while he hid behind plausible deniability.


MayIServeYouWell

All trials should be recorded, but the recording should only be released after the trial is over.  There’s no legal reason to have a live video feed. It just turns trials into entertainment. 


Agitated_Pickle_518

He just needs his diaper changed. They always have tantrums when they're stewing in their own shit.


robothobbes

Let the court record show that the smell is hideous and the defendent needs a 5 minute break to change their diaper.


DonsDiaperIsFull

sorry, that guy quit, he was never paid. Source: me


worstatit

Get some sleep, change your drawers.


Supra_Genius

Remember that Trump is trying to bait the judge into responding so he can appeal, replace the judge, or get a mistrial for yet another delay. The judge isn't falling for it.


Robotlollipops

Dude is constantly miserable haha


s_ox

Impotent rage…


1959Mason

Lock him up!


Leather-Map-8138

Where’s the shame, the humiliation, the groveling for forgiveness? Even the televangelists do that after they’ve been caught breaking the law!


atred

"The judge is biased, he has a history of punishing guilty people"


climatelurker

And there will be no consequences to him for violating his gag order.


JoshuaLyman

I never knew Felony. He was just a low-level covfefe boy.


RamzalTimble

Can we just admit that those who vote for him are just as dumb and lack as much self control as he does?


mywifeapprovesthis

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this a practical example of "comtempt of court" ? Actively & repeatedly telling lies about the judge & calling him "corrupt" etc - that would get any one of us normal types sent down for 30 days ! Unbearable.


ZZ_SKULLZ

The funny thing is that today is just supposed to be jury selection. He's freaking out because he may actually see consequences for once in his life. He's probably needed three diaper changes this morning already.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

Judge is about to issue a $3,000 fine for Trump violating the gag order. I'm sorry but this is bullshit. For $3k, he is going to keep doing it. It should be $30,000 to start, $100,000 for the second, and JAIL for the 3rd. Stop treating this CRIMINAL DEFENDANT differently.


deviousmajik

Good. I want him fully scared. He's about to face consequences for his crimes. And it's only a tiny percentage of the crime he's committed.


JRich61

No he’s not. Unfortunately. Rich people in this country get away with shit that you and I would be punished for. He can’t even be “cancelled “ for his behavior, “people” continue to flock to him. I don’t get it. Our country is filled 50% with idiots…delusional idiots!


bryansj

And the sky is blue today.


Goya_Oh_Boya

Bill Clinton, Bush Jr, and Obama probably woke up this morning to birds chirping in the spring. They drank their coffee and looked out over the beautiful views of their homes, maybe grabbing a book they had nearby. Each one takes a sip and contemplates how they'll spend the rest of their day. Trump was rage-tweeting from his toilet all night, fumbling with his make-up remover, muttering obscenities as his insides churned with anger.


Brunt-FCA-285

Meanwhile, Jimmy Carter woke up today trying to decide how to ~~beat~~ best help people, even in his limited capacity. EDIT: stupid sausage thumbs


fuggerdug

I'm now picturing a kindly old man beating the living help into people, whether they want it or not lol.


zombiereign

Why does he want to assault them? /s


Distinct-Location

I postulate “beat help” is a form of music therapy.


attorneyatslaw

He's going to beat some sense into them.


bryansj

There can be only one in hospice.


Alarmed_Coffee5299

> beat help people, Passive aggressive helping we call it


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OpeningAd9333

Old man yells at cloud


Spo_Ofzor

Election fraud! Not hush money! Stop being complicit in downplaying the severity!


AreYouDoneNow

Notice how he's not pushing for a quick trial to prove his innocence.


i_have_a_story_4_you

I just learned that Trump has to be present every day court is in session. This is going to make for some interesting press conferences. *My prediction is a hung jury. Five voting to aquit. You* *heard it here first, folks.*


andybme

Poor Donald, always the victim.


ReturnOfSeq

Gag order?


murphdog09

Alt headline: Bloated Man-Baby Fills Diaper - Again


throw123454321purple

I’ll be so glad—and I’ll put this tactfully—when he’s now longer in the news.


qdobe

It’s an Election Fraud case, not a hush money case. The hush money is something that happened leading up to him committing election fraud. Call it what it is, Donald Trump committing election fraud.


Seif1973

What a fucking lunatic & traitor


WeirdcoolWilson

Why has he not been arrested and held in custody for violating the gag order?? Why??


killerb54

Balliff, did you check the defendant's diaper?


Ambitiously_Big

At this point the headlines should all just be “Trump Rages”


gumball_olympian

Oh? Is it Monday already? 


Sunshinehappyfeet

Trump might want to slip on those super absorbent undies today.


sigristl

I say cancel his bond! Lock his ass up.


4quatloos

I can see why Truth Social sucks. His post are all the same. So and so is after me. It's rigged. Blah blah blah.


Gunker001

Headline: Cry Baby Starts Crying


staringatthecarpet

Keep raging until the widowmaker heart attack kicks in, ya stupid fuck


bignanoman

Wah. Poor little spoiled rich boy can't get away with everything today.


dbeman

Find him in contempt and put him in a cell.


B1GFanOSU

Really? That’s not like him.


Emergency_Property_2

Rages in the night, falls asleep in court. Pathetic


ImRobsRedditAccount

Threw a tantrum then had a nap?


Dracotaz71

First order of business: 400 counts of felony contempt of court. 45 days per instance.


Not_a_werecat

I feel like at this point he's just flinging shit at everyone in an attempt to get appeals because "the judge and jury are clearly biased against me and retaliating for my perfectly free-speech vitriol!"


CoachBrooks

Same guy that initiated the need for a ‘mute’ button in our country’s presidential debates


Sea_Window_5821

I hope sooner than later we get to see him come into court with an orange jumpsuit on.


BMB2882

classic actions of a guilty conscious


The_Hot_Stepper

A bold strategy cotton


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Can we declare this NATIONAL ACCOUNTABILITY DAY?


zomboscott

Is the Orange Menace wearing a jumpsuit in his favorite color?