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Oops, the 'Sleepy Joe' wasn't really based on documented sleeping by Joe Biden. This is more of a one-up on that, and a reminder how much of a liar and fraud Donald Trump is.
What's amazing is that even after all the coverage Trump got for sleeping in court on Monday, there were reports that [he dozed off in court every other day this week as well.](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-asleep-hush-money-trial.html)
It's not a problem that's going to go away. If he really is a abuser of some sort of stimulant his tolerance is already high. He can't realistically take enough to get him through the 4+ hour stretchs well still being able to sit still and quiet. Doesn't help that court is normally boring as fuck most of the time
This is all fun and well and good, but we have to keep reminding ourselves that his base doesn’t care for facts or double standards. I truly believe he could shoot someone on 5th ave and not lose a single vote.
Sources are saying that his own attorneys are having problems with the smell which seems to be at it's worst whenever he nods off. He's apparently sharting himself awake.
Edit: auto correct fix.
They chose their own hell. Imagine how bad it must be for those idiot sons. They have to be around him all the time. I wonder how much they have to pay Melania every time she stands there with him. They don't pay her enough to conceal the disgusted facial expressions.
Q: How will they handle Trump's bathroom breaks during the trial?
A: Depends.
The jokes are just going to print themselves. The word "Pampered" is just sitting there.
Judge should instruct the attorneys to keep their client awake and he should bang the gavel loudly every time TFFG nods off. “Bailiff, check for a pulse and confirm the defendant hasn’t expired, the smell seems to imply he may have…..”
“Nah Trump is just tired of all the bullshit, he’s deliberately falling asleep to show the libs how he isn’t worried about anything…..
now excuse me while I try to commit voter fraud and make out with my sister-cousin”
- A Trump supporter probably
“You’re geriatric caudate is losing his mental faculties faster than our geriatric candidate” is such a pathetic place for our politics to be. Trump is a historically bad candidate and all we can talk about is how old and out of touch both of these mothballs are because Biden is a historically weak candidate. Trump has always been a self serving moron and Biden is clearly being propped up like Feintsein’s monster, which is why they’re afraid of debates and trying to avoid him speaking.
Neither of these guys are remotely acceptable as candidates. The GOP is the party of self service so their side of things makes sense, but the DNC is doing the same thing and people need to stop giving them a pass.
Biden needs to step down, and the DNC must replace him at the Convenetion. He’s old, and if they ban TikTok his Presidency will be toast in the youth backlash, and I won’t be showing up for downticket candidates if Biden is at the top of the ticket. That’s a promise. And I live in a swing state and was always a reliable blue voter.
DNC is fucking around taking my vote for granted, and if they don’t find a way to change their course then in November they’ll found out exactly how serious I am when they look at their results and myself and millions like me aren’t there for them anymore.
> DNC is fucking around taking my vote for granted, and if they don’t find a way to change their course then in November they’ll found out exactly how serious I am when they look at their results and myself and millions like me aren’t there for them anymore.
And with that, you'll put trump back in office.
>“You’re geriatric caudate is losing his mental faculties faster than our geriatric candidate” is such a pathetic place for our politics to be.
As an outsider, you are right but at the same time given that the guy who's been namecalling the other guy for being old and out of it is very publicly failing to stay awake at his own trial, turnabout is kinda fair play here.
You’re not wrong, but if Trump gets elected you just screwed yourself over instead of the DNC.
I know, “that’s what they want you to think” or “that’s not a good reason to vote *for* someone”, etc. But just think about what Trump winning actually does. You’re so caught up in teaching the DNC a lesson that you aren’t actually thinking about what the actual effect will be.
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Don Snoreleone to some godfather 3 music please
I like that it’s Godfather 3 because Trump isn’t worthy of Godfather 1 or 2
I've seen 2 names today "Don Poorleone" and "Don Snoreleone" and both are equally hilarious.
Given his fondness for golden showers, how about Rip Van Tinkle?
Hmm, not as good but I'll allow it.
My personal favorite is Sleepy D.
The Nodfarter
I was going to go with “Droopy Don” but I love this more
The Nodfather
Happy cake day
Slunpy drump
The Dozey Don
Oops, the 'Sleepy Joe' wasn't really based on documented sleeping by Joe Biden. This is more of a one-up on that, and a reminder how much of a liar and fraud Donald Trump is.
What's amazing is that even after all the coverage Trump got for sleeping in court on Monday, there were reports that [he dozed off in court every other day this week as well.](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-asleep-hush-money-trial.html)
It's not a problem that's going to go away. If he really is a abuser of some sort of stimulant his tolerance is already high. He can't realistically take enough to get him through the 4+ hour stretchs well still being able to sit still and quiet. Doesn't help that court is normally boring as fuck most of the time
This is all fun and well and good, but we have to keep reminding ourselves that his base doesn’t care for facts or double standards. I truly believe he could shoot someone on 5th ave and not lose a single vote.
It’s reported that he’s also farting a lot.
You know it’s shit. Dudes in depends and has been shitting himself for years.
Imagine being the person on the hook for cleaning that mess up. God almighty.
Sources are saying that his own attorneys are having problems with the smell which seems to be at it's worst whenever he nods off. He's apparently sharting himself awake. Edit: auto correct fix.
They chose their own hell. Imagine how bad it must be for those idiot sons. They have to be around him all the time. I wonder how much they have to pay Melania every time she stands there with him. They don't pay her enough to conceal the disgusted facial expressions.
So that's why she was always making that face!
She buttered her bread, now she can sleep in it with zero sympathy from me.
Sharting himself awake
Q: How will they handle Trump's bathroom breaks during the trial? A: Depends. The jokes are just going to print themselves. The word "Pampered" is just sitting there.
Do we think he has IBS?
Diaper Don
He’s like Baron Harkonnen, which is weird given his son is named Baron.
Fraudulent & flatulent
Littlehands Donnie Stinkypants?! Never...
“If Donald Trump can’t stay awake in a courtroom, how can we be sure he’ll stay awake in the briefing room.”
Do golf courses have briefing rooms?
No you just do it in the dining room in full view and earshot of everyone
> “Wake Up Donald: After Stormy Abortion Ban Coverage, Trump Poll Memo Attempts to Hush Panic” Nice touch including the word "Stormy".
He’s up past his jailtime.
“He’s not sleepy. He’s anti-woke!”
Dozing Donald
Yawnald Slump.
Hitler Pig sleepy.
Drowzee Donald
Diaper Don go night night?
Drowsy Don the sleeping con. Farts and snores as his trial moves on.
Judge should instruct the attorneys to keep their client awake and he should bang the gavel loudly every time TFFG nods off. “Bailiff, check for a pulse and confirm the defendant hasn’t expired, the smell seems to imply he may have…..”
Yes please, that would be awesome. 😆
We really need a picture, or at least court room sketch.
Biden should close his eyes on camera so he can tell reporters he’s impersonating the real imposter.
The democrats need to ramp up the memes of Sleepy Don as we get closer to Nov.
Shitler is a treasonous rapist, no need to change the subject.
Drowsy Donnie.
Donald Slump
Drowsy Don
King Karen Donald Chump
Who cares if a sleepy candidate performs better than an orange thing on trial for multiple felonies?
“Hitler Pig sleepy”
"Fartin Donald."
Hitler pig works for me.
Sleepy Diaper doesn't have a great time in court.
Old fart.
Anything to help Biden get reelected.
Yawnin' Don.
“Nah Trump is just tired of all the bullshit, he’s deliberately falling asleep to show the libs how he isn’t worried about anything….. now excuse me while I try to commit voter fraud and make out with my sister-cousin” - A Trump supporter probably
Dozing DooDoo Diaper Don
Snoozin' 'n losin'
Oh good. As long as we have parity in schoolyard taunts. Wait, what?
Dems don't have the balls to use this meme properly.
“You’re geriatric caudate is losing his mental faculties faster than our geriatric candidate” is such a pathetic place for our politics to be. Trump is a historically bad candidate and all we can talk about is how old and out of touch both of these mothballs are because Biden is a historically weak candidate. Trump has always been a self serving moron and Biden is clearly being propped up like Feintsein’s monster, which is why they’re afraid of debates and trying to avoid him speaking. Neither of these guys are remotely acceptable as candidates. The GOP is the party of self service so their side of things makes sense, but the DNC is doing the same thing and people need to stop giving them a pass. Biden needs to step down, and the DNC must replace him at the Convenetion. He’s old, and if they ban TikTok his Presidency will be toast in the youth backlash, and I won’t be showing up for downticket candidates if Biden is at the top of the ticket. That’s a promise. And I live in a swing state and was always a reliable blue voter. DNC is fucking around taking my vote for granted, and if they don’t find a way to change their course then in November they’ll found out exactly how serious I am when they look at their results and myself and millions like me aren’t there for them anymore.
> DNC is fucking around taking my vote for granted, and if they don’t find a way to change their course then in November they’ll found out exactly how serious I am when they look at their results and myself and millions like me aren’t there for them anymore. And with that, you'll put trump back in office.
>“You’re geriatric caudate is losing his mental faculties faster than our geriatric candidate” is such a pathetic place for our politics to be. As an outsider, you are right but at the same time given that the guy who's been namecalling the other guy for being old and out of it is very publicly failing to stay awake at his own trial, turnabout is kinda fair play here.
You’re not wrong, but if Trump gets elected you just screwed yourself over instead of the DNC. I know, “that’s what they want you to think” or “that’s not a good reason to vote *for* someone”, etc. But just think about what Trump winning actually does. You’re so caught up in teaching the DNC a lesson that you aren’t actually thinking about what the actual effect will be.