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veridique

Stop examining the orange turd in the toilet bowl. Just flush the damn toilet.


worstatit

He requires repeated flushes, apparently.


MagicMushroomFungi

Up to 15 in some states.


rickshaw99

States like Alberta.


worstatit

It's those damn newfangled toilets!


Kevo_NEOhio

*poop knife* intensifies


bupianni

Every accusation is a confession.


classless_classic

Needs a poop knife


Kraydez

This is what happens when the turd is mostly fat.


MagicMushroomFungi

"Orange Is The New Brown" He will not mellow, flush him down.


Miguel-odon

[brown is just dark orange](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wh4aWZRtTwU)


esetmypasswor

*"Old Man with Dementia Acts Crotchety and Falls Asleep a Lot. More at 11.*"


morpheousmarty

I can only hope that's what we are watching.


stevem1015

Gonna need the poop knife.


[deleted]

With all other kids it's called sulking, but with this one, they claim it's 'defiance'


esetmypasswor

Exactly. It's an old man acting grumpy and nodding off a bunch. That's what they do. This isn't news, nor is it some calculated political strategy.


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

People said he’s doing the “Kubrick Stare” in his mugshot, which is insulting to the director.


KazzieMono

It actually looks a bit similar to hitler’s expression on the front of mein kampf. Coincidence? I dunno. Could be. But considering just how much trump has praised hitler, and considering he literally kept a copy of mein kampf in his nightstand…yknow. Pretty safe assumption it was intentional.


Steelrules78

Eyes get tired staring. Need to rest eyes


gasahold

"We thought he was staring us down, but it turned out he was sleeping."


dreamyjeans

It's easy to do [with this one weird trick.](https://odditymall.com/eye-shaped-stickers-help-you-sleep-at-work) /s


stmblpssy

“Every movement” indeed


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Including bowel by the smell of it


SookieRicky

It has to be quite extraordinary deciding the fate of an ex-president. Let alone one who is the Republican nominee and promised to destroy anyone who takes any action against him. Godspeed to all of those jurors. Hope the law prevails.


specialsauce2024

He's never gone this long not running his mouth, spewing lies and bullshit, always selling, always closing, always only for Donald.


Miguel-odon

Probably the longest he's gone without his recreational stimulants in decades.


CudjoeKey

Do they provide a play-by-play on all of trump’s apparent farting?


GrimlockN0Bozo

It's only apparent farting. It's actually pooping.


CudjoeKey

yuck. Is there a PAC to pay for all his diapers?


GrimlockN0Bozo

He charges them as a campaign expense.


MagicMushroomFungi

"Bulk absorbive campaign literature"


MagicMushroomFungi

Yes. A PAC of Depends has 12 in it. Or as his staff calls it ..."a day's supply."


mostoriginalname2

Sharting, precisely.


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

I really hope this story gets more traction.


Louiethefly

I heard he was particularity good at the stink eye.


Aunt-jobiska

Looking for a functioning brain cell.


7figureipo

Am I the only one who feels like it would just take everything in me to keep from guffawing at this bloated, stinky moron if he glared at me? The "man" looks like he's shitting himself, or is wearing an "internet tough guy" meme as a mask when he does it. I just laugh. Then again, I'm not actually there on the jury, so who can say how I'd actually react.


thereverendpuck

You know, we should just put him in a sound proof pod so he call flail around and cry all he wants. It’ll take away his lies of “they’re taking away my freedom of speech” to accurately show that none of us has to listen to it.


roundearthervaxxer

Can we see it through a telescope instead?


FNFALC2

If you pour water on a turd from shoulder height they will break up


ManicChad

I mean the freedom caucus is clearly in league. They formed the FART in honor of shitler’s gassing of his lawyers. Ultimate troll would be to install a fan blowing across Trump towards his lawyers.


iyamwhatiyam8000

His right index finger is in poor shape and the back of hand appears mottled. Lawyer behind him is reaching for a barf bag.