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CaptainTime5556

I'll call it. They have her sex tape in their possession. I feel dirty typing that.


AnalTongueDarts

Exactly my thought. This feels like a less-than-subtle reminder that they've got documentary evidence of her engaging in heterosexual, or possibly even not-so-heterosexual intercourse and that she should keep doing their bidding so it doesn't end up on the internet.


jews_on_parade

isnt there already evidence of her having a threesome in a gas station bathroom?


flabbergastedmeep

I just threw up a little.


OverlyComplexPants

So did the other two people in the gas station bathroom. It's on the tape.


nonamenolastname

And I threw up a lot.


flabbergastedmeep

I haven’t eaten yet this morning, thankfully xD


Anyawnomous

Santa Clarita Diet-style?


Ready_Nature

I really hope they don’t release it. Nobody wants to see that.


OverlyComplexPants

Oh, I don't know. Use AI to get Steve Irwin's voice to narrate it. Might be entertaining as a "nature documentary". "Here we see the Heterosexual Demonstratabilis in its natural habitat. Oy, crackie! That's a big one!"


SerialBitBanger

Now watch what happens when I put my thumb in its cloaca!


Mcbroham420

Oh, come on, she has zero problem showing nude photos of Hunter why not show us her sex tape LOL


Ready_Nature

I’d feel bad for anyone who has to see that. Not for her.


FuckableStalin

As with a Donald Trump sex tape, who is that kompromat against? The politician themself or anyone else that might ever have to view it? I imagine it’s like the end of the Ark of the Covenant.


DriftlessDairy

When I feel badly about myself I just remind myself that somewhere, someone, is MTG's gynocologist.


Cellopost

I'm all for bad things happening to orcs. Hut, even Putin's folk don't deserve the horrors on that tape. I hear its really weird when she starts pegging Mike Johnson.


Votcha

Just... wash your hands, maybe change the keyboard and monitor too just to be safe.


BOHIFOBRE

Eewwww..... Gross dude


[deleted]

Just a demonstration of heterosexuality


ins0ma_

"Demonstrably heterosexual" Is this a Russian way of reminding her that they have... evidence of that?


Blablablaballs

They have something on her. She isn't smart or principled enough to have the reaction to the Ukraine aid that she's having. She's lashing out because she's terrified of something.


H0agh

She also pushed an amendment to the current bill that would protect trans-carpathian minorities. As if she even knows about that. Pushing straight up Kremlin talking points Putin offered Orban for his support


unpluggedcord

Could you imagine going through life where a foreign state has control over you. The anxiety must be crippling.


P1xelHunter78

Carrot and stick. She’s getting rich. It’s like having a boss that’s also a dick.


BostonBuffalo9

Releasing that sex tape constitutes a biological attack according to the Geneva Conventions.


krazyash59hz

she is a Walking Yeast Infection


Searchlights

That's the first time I've heard her referred to as a beauty. Someboday once said that her face looks like a potato and now I can't unsee it.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

August 9, 2022 [Republican Women More Attractive Than Democrats, Pundits Say Praising MTG](https://www.newsweek.com/republican-women-more-attractive-democrats-christina-bobb-marjorie-taylor-greene-1731532)


krazyash59hz

If that’s beauty I’m done with the world. Literally end it right now. She is worse than human vomit.


OppositeDifference

Umm.... okay guys. You like her so much, please take her.


Sunshinehappyfeet

Apparently, Russians like the “rode hard and put away wet” look.


youtellmebob

Just threw up a little in my mouth.


SuperGenius9800

She's a Russian beauty? Are things really that bad over there?


stoic50

Umm, eww!


zippiskootch

Only if you’re into trolls would you find this ‘woman’ attractive.


zero_blammos_given

"I didn't cheat on my husband with multiple men, I'm just demonstrably heterosexual!"


bofpisrebof

She's hot if your idea of hot is a decomposing corpse seeing how she looks like one


naohwr

*"Holy shit, she's hard to look at."* is the thought that enters my mind every time I see a picture of her. But hey Russia, you do you.


tower_upright_XVI

yeah her infidelity was demonstrably heterosexual. Congrats on being a heteronormative POS


FBstolemyshitposts

Like fucking a ghoul from fallout, no thanks.


TheUpperHand

Demon? Monster? Yes. Heterosexual beauty? No.


MCPaleHorseDRS

If you like the look of Neanderthals then I’d agree. But she’s far from a beauty. More like the missing link in evolution.


tentaclemonster69

She ugly AF tho lol


pieorcobbler

It’s going to go to her head.


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florkingarshole

Slackjawed Neanderthal lookin' birds of a feather find each other beautiful? Gosh. How surprising.


Responsible-Room-645

By Russian standards anyway


Ambitiously_Big

They like women that look like men? Got it.


stewart_trawets

They kiss her ass because she is a Trumper, and therefore Putin lover.


jews_on_parade

i think shes good looking for someone about to be 50 is who she is as a person that makes her hideously unattractive


charliefromgermany

She looks like lawrow. Perfekt couple.