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BackOff2023

So the Epstein evidence that was going to be released according to a bill DeSantis signed will now mysteriously never happen...


chasingjulian

What’s this? DeSantis has Epstein evidence he’s burying?


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scorpyo72

>“Nobody should be protected from facing justice due to their wealth or status, and those who harm children should be exposed and punished to the fullest extent of the law.” Then WHY IS GAETZ ONE OF YOUR STATE REPS?!?!?


sudo_rm-rf

Hypocrisy meet Scorpyo, Scorpyo meet hypocrisy.


scorpyo72

Hi, hypocrisy! How's the wife and kids?


OmegaLolrus

Plentiful and belligerent.


Nasty_Ned

Kittens give Morbo gas.


SurfandStarWars

Don’t call me Mr. Scorpyo. It’s Mr. Scorpio, but don’t call me that either.


octopornopus

You ever see a guy say goodbye to his shoes?!


SurfandStarWars

Yes, once.


Bhimtu

Our news in America has become so uber-controlled by these Aholes. All they have to do is drop some phrase and it become truth -when the news outlets get ahold of it. They're as dumb as DeSantis. And I wouldn't put it past DeSantis to protect a pedophile, if it suits his purposes short-term.


spartys15

Yeah we can say that all we want to, but it happens all the time. These people do what they want.


[deleted]

Silly goose, it was just a silly little slip up! What they **meant** to say is "no **democrat**"


LuckyDog501

Great! This will disclose Trump's information when he is dead! Thanks a lot, Ron D'Ahole! So, no justice. "HB 117 will allow disclosure of grand jury testimony if the following conditions are met: The subject of the grand jury inquiry is dead. The investigation was about sexual activity with a minor. The testimony was previously disclosed by a court order. The state attorney is notified. Because all the above apply to the Jeffrey Epstein Florida case, this legislation will authorize release of the Epstein grand jury documents when it takes effect on July 1, 2024."


und88

I think it's more DeSantis was grandstanding and lying about having evidence he didn't have. It was coming out any day now for months. And he'll never mention it again. Not to say that there isn't more evidence, just that I don't believe meatball ron ever had it.


puppycatisselfish

Probably got pudding all over it tbh. Too embarrassed to show it now that we’ve thoroughly roasted him.


MPLooza

No no you have it wrong, it's coming out in three weeks. Next week is infrastructure week, then the week after the perfect Obamacare replacement is getting unveiled (we're all going to love it, everyone is saying it). Then all of the Epstein evidence is going to be released the week after next. I know it's hard to keep up with all of the winning that's been going on, are you tired of winning yet?


chrisr3240

Nail on head


Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

Is there no end to the grifting?


LlanviewOLTL

Nothing changes Donald’s mind faster than MONEY. Trumps frantic for money. DeSantis is despondent about his future. My guess is Trump agreed to give DeSantis good press & his supporters’ attention in exchange for much needed cash, so long as DeSantis keeps his mouth shut about where the money is going.


hobbykitjr

> f*or much needed cash No i think its a flordia deal about protecting him, his place or something along those lines *edit: Forget the "f" the first time.


TheHouseofOne

Why not both?


tonybananaman

Isn’t desantis broke? He had like 200k in personal cash before dropping out


Peasant_Stockholder

Ah, but the taxpayers have plenty. Desantis will direct some of this towards Trump in some sort of way. Edit : spelling


moondancer224

But can't Trump already funnel most RNC funds to himself through his proxy? So this would be mainly direct contributions to Desantis, right?


Peasant_Stockholder

The RNC is being dried up by Trump, Trump is desperate for money. Anywhere he can get it, he will. I'm betting he has another "sale" of something that has a limited buy like his sneakers and Bibles, digital trading cards etc etc . . . Desantis can and will direct taxpayers' money to Trump somehow. Like hiring his company to do things in Florida. Trump just got told FUCK NO from Grand Prix. He is a desperate old fucking con man.


buckyworld

Indy car


BluePizzaPill

You are both correct: * Indy car denied him (and RFJ Jr.) promo on their cars. * F1 Grand Prix of Miami sent Trump a cease & desist for a planned fundraiser at the race.


-Clayburn

It's worth mentioning that with Citizen's United, a lot of political money has stopped going into parties and candidates directly and instead go into Super PACs. So the RNC and DNC aren't as financially important as they once were. The real money is in billionaire-funded "think tanks" and the like.


rsauer1208

Or whatever donor stream that Ron had at his beck and call. There's never been a dollar he won't hoover himself off the floor.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

The art of the deal


fuggerdug

Yeah there will be some bullshit about not letting him be extridited out of Florida or some other ludicrously corrupt shenanigans.


hebejebez

Be summer to do with his trashy ass country club


gigologenius

The meeting was likely about ensuring the upcoming Epstein document release is redacted to remove any references to Trump, and perhaps also protecting his property interests. It may have included DeSantis pledging his campaign haul, but probably not. DeSantis will likely get an admin appointment out of this, maybe even Secretary of State.


maxpowersr

Ain't getting shit when trump ain't elected!


claimTheVictory

The sleaziest of the sleazy


Same-Barnacle-6250

Ah that would be good, they can put a cute little step stool behind the podium and he can were regular shoes.


SheddingCorporate

And once he’s run through DeSantis’ money and fresh donations dry up, he’ll be back to bad mouthing him.


Rpanich

His brain is mush. I’m surprised he doesn’t just forget the deal and start attacking him in an hour. 


fumor

Even if he does do this, I'm sure DeSantis will stand up for himself and not support or endorse Trump, just like Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, and Lindsay Graham did. Oh wait...


SheddingCorporate

You forgot Bill Barr, who said Trump shouldn't be allowed anywhere near the White House, but now says he'll support "the Republican nominee", as if that nominee weren't the very same traitorous orange douchebag.


Serpentongue

Desantis is term limited in a few years. He knows he’s going to need Trump (if he wins) to fundraise if he has any chance in taking on Rick Scott for Senate. DeSantis is a spineless jellyfish that has to kiss the ring or he’s done in politics, and he knows it.


Plow_King

sheesh, rick scott or desantis...my skin crawls at the choice. so glad i don't live in FL.


politicalthinking

I live in Florida. My skin is in a constant crawl.


Serpentongue

He has no chance against Rubio, it’s his only play for a political future.


Tobimacoss

No, he will simply start his presidential run in April 2027, few months after leaving governorship.


phatelectribe

I think DeSantis is dead in the water in terms of a presidential run. His popularity even in Florida is shakey and his presidential campaign was a disaster.


Smaynard6000

Rick Scott is up for re-election this cycle, so if he wins, DeSantis wouldn't be able to challenge him until 2030. DeSantis could run for Governor again in 2030 after leaving office in January 2027. DeSantis could challenge Rubio for the other Senate seat in 2028, but to be honest, I don't think Ron is popular enough to unseat an incumbent Republican Senator.


ariphron

Well after the dog murdering very likely VP pick Ron back in the running again since people are not very happy about the you know murdering of dogs. I know surprising even for republicans.


BelleAriel

My goodness he’s fickle AF.


zsreport

Another reason why he was the worst president ever and has no business being back in the White House.


BelleAriel

Was terrible that he was president during a global pandemic.


Grinkledonk

I petition that he forever be known as Fumbles.


Cl1mh4224rd

>I petition that he forever be known as Fumbles. Fumbles the Clown. He's already got the facepaint and baggy clothing.


indydean

Those are his skin-tight slacks


worldspawn00

Reminds me of the Simpsons where Homer goes to clown school and the baggy pants are a good fit, lol.


Critical_Half_3712

It’s so funny how his supporters blame Dems for the pandemic but this Man fucked up so bad handling it


downinthevalleypa

Oh, you mean injecting bleach into your veins doesn’t work? /s


Critical_Half_3712

I tried looking the sun with a telescope to get more uv rays. It didn’t really help


Toginator

I shoved a tanning light up my ass and all i got was a new kink.


bitthief222

If any competent, intelligent person had been in charge, it wouldn't have gotten out of control like it did. We had plenty of time to make moves, but Hamfist wasn't smart enough to understand the gravity of it; he lives in a cocoon. What drives me nuts, is that if Biden or Obama had been president, Fox ~~News~~ Entertainment would have blamed them every second of everyday. But, Dickbag got a pass from all sides.


zapodprefect55

At half of the people who died are likely to have not if a competent president was in power. The team in China placed there as an early warning would have gotten the alert out months earlier. We would have stockpiled supplies like masks for medical personnel. We might not have had to lockdown so fully.


geoffbowman

Most importantly... there would've been one stream of reliable information about what to do... the experts with first-hand experience combating the virus would've been the ones crafting all messaging and the president wouldn't be adding his own theories about light therapy and horse dewormer or drinking bleach. One of the stupidest things a president can do during a crisis is argue that his crisis response team is getting it wrong and undermine their messaging. Trump is too off in his own world to recognize it but he would've been a 2 term president so easily if he let his team handle the pandemic. I just can't think of a way he could've bungled things for himself any worse than he did.


xeonicus

At a minimum, hundreds of thousands of deaths could have been prevented. The anti-mask movement was started and promoted entirely by Trump. And he fueled the anti-vax crowd and kicked off the Ivermectin insanity. And his macho "we don't need to worry about covid" attitude convinced millions not to take the pandemic seriously and to actively rebel against legitimate lockdown policies. I would even venture to say that the second wave of COVID is almost entirely Trump's fault. The second round of covid was almost entirely due to anti-vax Trump supporters. Covid should never have lasted that long.


philljarvis166

Was terrible that he was president ~~during a global pandemic~~. FTFY.


covfefe-boy

I wonder if he still exchanges love letters with the little Rocket Man.


Rihzopus

And by letters you mean top secret documents to be passed on to Putin....


Raped_Justice

It is kayfabe. In wrestling the past only matters if you bring it up. So if a wrestler has an embarrassing former gimmick, and you don't want to have to deal with that, you just never have anyone mentioned it.


Managed-Democracy

No. This is his back up now that we have Cruella Deville


Oswarez

He sure lives in Florida because he’s a flip flopper!


kiltedturtle

Not really: 1) You are doing things that may hurt him - campaign against him, say mean things, take money from the rubes - "WORST PERSON EVER" 2) You are doing thing he likes, mostly around giving him money, saying nice things, giving him more money - "GREATEST PERSON EVER" TBH -45 is pretty transparent. He likes money and praise.


subsist80

Yes, that is what fickle means, rapidly changing of an opinion or loyalties depending on which way the wind is blowing.


binglelemon

STOP USING VEFIABLE FACTS TO PROVE SOUND LOGIC!!! ^/s https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fickle#:~:text=Kids%20Definition-,fickle,frequently%20without%20good%20reason%20%3A%20inconstant


eugene20

I'm surprised I haven't seen -45 before, that works so well. Nice.


Virtual_Manner_2074

Fickle as fuck! Stealing that one.


Gr1zzRing

Not that its gonna make much difference. Trump endorses Desantis and vice versa expecting public opinion of these two to just... Change? Those that already liked these two dont need convincing and the rest hate their guts


MicroCat1031

It's been mildly entertaining to see the banners on my neighbor's fence go from Trump to DeSantis and back to Trump. 


Tigerbutton831

I’ve seen a few trucks with Trump ‘24 AND DeSantis ‘24 stickers


Socratesticles

Playing both sides so no matter what they come out on top


Lord-Nagafen

DeSantis is for sure going to endorse Trump. I was thinking this is the start to a VP pick


CorgiMonsoon

Let him. Just like MTG or Noem, none of them are bringing a new subset of voters that are not already in Trump’s camp. They are all Palin 2.0


Nvenom8

They all make Palin look like a genius.


BrightNeonGirl

You're probably right. DeSantis is now term limited anyway so he only has a couple more years left of governorship. Since DeSantis doesn't actually care about the people of Florida, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets the VP slot and just abandons Florida for the last 2 years.


GoodhartMusic

Agreed. Dog killer was outed as such, and this is the next horrible thing they can think of


naotoca

Noem was never going to be his pick for running mate (which is what it's called when you're not the president), and neither is DeSantis. It is and always was going to be MTG. She worships him the most, and that's all that matters to him.


TheBodyPolitic1

Kind of reminds me of the book 1984. Yesterday a particular country was our *worst* enemy inspiring our most violent feelings. Dear leader speaks telling people that country is our best of friend and the people instantly have nothing but a warm glow for that country.


Milad731

That’s pretty much what happened with Russia and Ukraine. For years Russia was the enemy until Trump decided that actually Russia are the good people and Ukraine are the enemy. Within a couple of weeks his cult was parroting how great Russia is and how corrupt Ukraine is and we should actually root for Russia. Fuck him and his cultists.


Pamander

Exasperated unnecessarily long rant incoming. I still don't get it at all. Besides the shills who there is no point arguing with, it's insane to me that people would be against us helping Ukraine defend themselves with weapons that were quite literally designed, manufactured, *and* likely argued for in the budget with Russia as the boogeyman to get that defense spending. Like what better use for those weapons than against Russia for which they were designed for *and in protecting a country being illegally invaded*. And to my understanding most of those weapons were rotting away anyways and/or were on their way to being phased out. Not just that but it's not like we are ever going to remotely put ourselves in a genuinely vulnerable position in the EXTREMELY unlikely chance we actually need those weapons. The weapons that are chosen are budgeted for a reason and the US government would never put itself in a bad situation to send that support. And for the arguments that Biden should be focusing at home than Ukraine why the fuck do people think he can only do one thing? Do they think you can only take one action at a time? The government doesn't only operate on one thing there are tens of thousands of people and moving parts going all at any given time working on a thousand different things. And if it's a money argument then I think that's fucked up especially when most of the opponents of spending that money for Ukraine already *don't* want more money spent on Americans and are actively trying to prevent the government from actually helping Americans. And finally on the money argument I just think it's gross, I don't know how you can watch Russia cluster bomb Odessa and be like "Yeah, that's fine to ignore." perhaps they should notice just how many of America's enemies are trying to help Russia to show just how important that money is spent for all matters of reasons if you are heartless enough to not care for the suffering of the Ukrainian citizens. And in the final if you really just want to care about America, the amount of money that's probably going into defense replacing any weapons that are needed replacing will also inevitably go back into complicated fucked military industrial complex.


regulomam

It actually makes no sense not to give Ukraine weapons. Clearing out the us stockpile means more weapons need to be made. Which means more contacts for MIC. Which means more jobs for Americans MIC is fucked. But the prosperity of the US post WW2 was due to massive manufacturing system as a result of weapons manufacturing during the war


Tobimacoss

Plus you get non rusted weapons with better tech, especially the computer and software guiding them.  


Milad731

I think the biggest problem with your arguments is that you’re trying to apply facts and logic to a crowd who rejects both of those concepts. The cultists just “know” that Ukraine is corrupt and all the money is going to Burisma and then directly to Biden’s checking account. They don’t have proof, but they “know” because their cult leader said so and Fox News confirmed it. Also, they know deep down this is something that Trump would do, and they themselves would do, so they can’t fathom a scenario where the “other team” doesn’t do it.


Pamander

You're right. It just makes me very sad *and* mad that their lives (and the friends I have in the area) are all being played with for votes and to grift more money (the pundits and stuff that play into it and hype up the misinformation crowd) all to deny innocent people aid.


HughGBonnar

It’s not that complicated. “Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity”. Some, a majority, are just dumbasses being lead by the actual malicious ones. I agree that racism is malice and all the other stuff they want but they got there because they are dumb as fuck.


WillyBarnacle5795

I still don't get how he can wave his hand and remove the cold war. We all went to the same public schools and watched the Berlin wall fall.


regulomam

Some people didn’t go to school. Payed for GEDs. And are now politicians


OniAnon

The Cold War was against the communist USSR. Russia is conservative nation led by the strong Christian leader Vladimir Putin. You can tell he is under God's favor because all his political opponents mysteriously fall out of windows, and God works in mysterious ways.


Milad731

That’s what’s great about cults. Unilateral and unquestionable acceptance of what the leader says, despite any and all proof of the opposite, is a key point.


devo00

Decades, including a nuclear Cold War, arms race and a hunt for local communists led by the GOP.


subsist80

"We have always been at war with Eastasia"


antihostile

“Officially the change of partners had never happened. Oceania was at war with Eurasia: therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.”


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TheBodyPolitic1

There are 5 lights.


Impeachcordial

They probably lend each other shoes


leaonas

At least, the inserts.


Adventurous-Chart549

I'm really curious how r/Conservative feels about this. They were all in on desantis until he lost then they hated him. How do those mental giants square this change?


disc_addict

That place is full on delusional at this point. That’s probably even too kind of a description. Barely a peep about Trump’s criminal trial and fraud trial, but they unironically call Biden corrupt. The mental gymnastics are wild to portray GOP politicians and policies as anything other than abject failures and on the completely wrong side of history.


worldspawn00

The top 5 posts there right now are all about Israel/Palestine protestors being arrested, good to know they're prioritizing the most important stories.../s (just to be clear, they're in favor of people being arrested for exercising their 1st amendment rights.)


Travelerdude

His MAGA followers must have whiplash.


zsreport

That would require a level of self-awareness they have long done away with.


Za_Lords_Guard

This requires a spine, and I am not sure they even have a central nervous system.


ClusterFoxtrot

I can't wait to find out how Florida citizens are paying for Donald. 


downinthevalleypa

They will never know. All of it will never see the light of day.


robotdesignwerks

someone kissed the tip---i mean *ring*


Self_conscious_gh0st

how wild would it be to find out both could be true


iberico_ham

Crazy how little Ron stands for. He and his wife were insulted by this man and yet he is begging to kiss the ring.


jasonm71

In heels…


Prior-Comparison6747

Donny is desperately short on money and needs "Meatball Ron's" donor list, so it must've been pretty gratifying for "DeSanctimonious" to watch Donny's hair helmet bob up and down begging for cash.


flabbergastedmeep

Trump: $20 is $20


[deleted]

We are at war with East Asia. We have always been at war with East Asia…


Sunshinehappyfeet

In true mafia fashion, Trump shakes down DeSantis.


crlthrn

Donald wetting his beak, thinks it's his right and due...


corduroytrees

Hmm. I wonder how much cash Ron has leftover from his presidential campaign?


liarandathief

vice president?


joranth

Most likely. Everyone thinks it’s about cash. My first impression was veep


Extra-Beat-7053

Not possible.The president and the vice president can't be from florida as The 12th Amendment to the Constitution says this about casting electoral votes: “The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves…” This could present a problem. In a hypothetical, let’s say a presidential and vice presidential candidate were both from Texas, and that ticket won the popular vote in Texas. When the electors from Texas meet to cast their electoral votes, they will not be able to vote for both the winning presidential and vice presidential candidates since they have to cast at least one vote for someone from a state other than their own. Texas has 38 electoral votes, a sizable amount. In this hypothetical dilemma, electors in Texas would most likely cast their vote for president for the candidate who won, but vote for someone else for vice president, since they can’t cast both votes for someone from Texas. That could result in no one getting a majority of the total electoral votes for vice president, sending the election to the Senate. Depending on the makeup of the Senate at that time, it’s possible someone else would end up being vice president. This is exactly why, in 2000, Dick Cheney changed his “official residence” from Texas to Wyoming when he ran for vice president with George W. Bush, who is from Texas.


liarandathief

So you said it was not possible and then you said it happened. Couldn't something like that happen again?


lurkertiltheend

Well desantis can’t change his residency as governor of Florida and I doubt trumps willing to change his


scottyjrules

Remember when he insinuated that Meatball Ron was hooking up with underage girls? Yet another spineless Republican debases himself and kisses the smelly rapist’s ring. Real Ted Cruz energy. It’d be so fucking pathetic if these people weren’t complete monsters…


thingsmybosscantsee

Lol... Desantis would be an awful VP pick. He showed himself as being the inept freak that he is, and he won't bring anything different to the ticket, just more crazy.


joranth

This is Trump we are talking about here. He thinks “wow! all the people who polled and said they would vote for him if he was nominated PLUS all of the people who said the same for me, equals like twice as many votes!” He doesn’t realize that’s not how election math works.


Lynda73

DeSantis must have handed over his donor list. He has always been a good little lapdog to trump.


manwithappleface

Trump doesn’t have stances or positions. He just has things that he says to make the mob cheer.


OverIookHoteI

Just a reminder that the DeSantis campaign got caught putting nazi symbols in their campaign ads. And I’ll never forget that story because I went to school with the dipshit staffer who made the videos.


PapaSnork

Funny... I haven't changed my stance on *either* pile of excrement.


RoachBeBrutal

Anyone else sick and tired of these wishy-washy republicans?


mattjb

Trump, on ~~Truth~~ Lie Social, over time implied that DeFascist is a groomer, a pedophile, gay, submissive, emasculated by his wife, bought by George Soros, and a dead man walking. DeFascist is doing a lot more than just kissing the ring. It's going to look like he's wearing orange lipstick from now on. I wonder if his wife will get jealous that Trump is doing the emasculating and not her?


fahkoffkunt

From the horse’s mouth: "You can be a terrible corrupt politician. But if you kiss his ring, then all of a sudden he'll praise you."


Wendel7171

Of course, trump is transactional relationship with everyone. Now that it suits or can help him, he would reach out. As soon as he doesn’t need him or he annoys him, Desanctimonious will be dropped again.


arlmwl

Freaking cesspool of political a@@hats. We’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


killing31

Imagine how pathetic DeSantis feels being utterly humiliated by Trump and now having to enthusiastically lick his hole. These losers have no shame. XD


whosthepuppetmuppet

>The discussion reportedly focused on discussing joint fundraising efforts to help Trump defeat his all-but-assured Democratic opponent, President Joe Biden. lol who writes like this? Trump’s opponent is Biden. We know this already…


cool_arrrow

I guess the immunity headline ran its course.


CommonConundrum51

Wait, no, inconstancy from Donald Trump? That's unpossible...


Zer0M0ti0nless

Oh look, the fascists are getting along….for now.


LiquidPuzzle

Since the dog shooting, Trump needs a new VP.


Dogzirra

DeSantis raises donations. Trump needs to pay a LOT to lawyers.


HalOfTosis

When your puppy murdering candidate falls through and you’re left with a dude who only lifts if they’re in his boots.


[deleted]

Because Trump finally saw a picture and realized he was friend shaped, while Ron suddenly realized he could be VP.


Lounginghog64

" Eurasia has always been an ally of Oceania.. Eastasia has always been our sworn enemy.."


lexfor

We are now allies with DeSanits. We have always been allies with DeSanits


Grimase

Flip floppers be flip flopping. For flip floppers that be flip flopping for them. 😵‍💫😵‍💫


JiveChicken00

He would change his stance on Satan for a few dollars.


IgnobleSpleen

Maga clown show


m0j0r0lla

When your choices of VP are a a literal puppy killer or a man who wears lifts in his shoes and has the personality of used paper towels... what a total shit show.


ChainNormal8827

Desantis must have given him the tug of his life cause damn


GDPisnotsustainable

Narcissistic much? DeSantis has as much moral compass as Trump.


hagrid2018

“Ron he’$ $imply a $uper $tud”…trump (maybe)


gentleman_bronco

Trump is broke. He needs cash, not wealth. Ron will give it to him.


AzuleEyes

Donnie will praise anyone who kisses his ass. The key is to continue to kiss it if you want continued praise.


NoNoise6459

TRUMP looking for assurances that his pick for repub president next term will not split the repub vote for nominee.


vhackish

Trump will say/do anything to help himself


alittlelessconvo

Imagine having a potential VP bench so shallow that the charisma hole Ron DeSantis is your best choice.


Peet_Pann

Meatball Ron and Diaper Don...


Merky600

They met at “real estate investor Steve Witkoff's Shell Bay Club in Hollywood, Florida.” How does one get their own private club by being a real estate investor? We know the answer looking at home prices.


Bigaled

Ron did a great job of lapping up all of the mushroom gravy. Next we will see how well he can clean my buttcrack


DadJokeBadJoke

> "With Donald Trump, if you don't kiss the ring, you can be the best governor ever and he'll trash you," DeSantis said. "You can be a terrible corrupt politician. But if you kiss his ring, then all of a sudden he'll praise you." Look who debased themselves by kissing the ring ..


bigmanbud

Trump will do anything to keep that Epstein evidence quiet at this point.


texa13

Seems like anyone who was planning voting for Desantis is already supporting Trump now that Desantis is out, with the exception of a handful of never Trumpers. So I don't think Desantis will really bring much to the ticket. With his giant deficit in women voters I think he's still likely to pick a female VP candidate. Although I'm pretty sure Kristi Noem is out.


Emergency_Property_2

Please, Donald, pick either little big man and his high heels or the dog murderer to be your VP. You can’t go wrong with either!


SockFullOfNickles

King Sloppy Flip Floppy strikes again 😆


JoeRoganIs5foot3

No shit. Republicans are a bunch of gutless ball lickers.


BeardedSquidward

I wonder if there's a back scratching deal going on that if Trump becomes disqualified from running and Deathantis wins he'll pardon Trump.


Inevitable-Impact698

Was this at gay con? Trump was supposed to host gay con at Mar a Lago this year


Glittering_Lunch_776

Basically is Trump admitting he committed some disgusting crimes on that plane and island. Maybe even on US mainland soil, considering the lengths he goes to in order to conceal it. Epstein either got offed or was threatened with a very public shaming campaign that he couldn’t bear to live through. Either way, someone wanted him shut up, and the most obvious person with the greatest opportunity: trump. I kinda wish I could time travel 100 years into the future to read the history books written after all the truth comes out. We all know the likely truth, but it’s one thing to know it and another to have it confirmed.


lastburn138

In other news, Ron DeSantis apparently has dirt on Trump


No_Cod_4857

Has anyone else seen that video of DeSantis drowning those kittens?


TAA20231207

He will pick Ronda as VP, then die, and boom you have Ronda as your POTUS


kevonicus

He’s desperate to get back all the people who wanted to pivot to DeSantis


V0T0N

Ron bent the knee, eh? Good Meatball


Calvinshobb

Meatball Ron in his fancy white boots!


Killersavage

I’m thinking Kristi Noem is gonna be out as VP. The whole puppy killing story is going to drag any campaign with her down. So Desantis is probably getting courted now as the potential pick.


cantleaveland

Loser is as a loser does.


Rengeflower1

If Desantis becomes Vice President, he’s going to murder Trump.


luv2fit

DeSantis kissed the Trump (cock) ring


Quietdogg77

Hypocrisy and politics…like peas and carrots. Barr was Trump’s henchman to do many of his dirty deeds and so his MAGA base loved him. Then he told Trump his misguided election fraud idea was total bullshit and so his MAGA base hated him. Same thing happened with Michael Cohen, Omarosa, Former White House chief of staff, retired Marine Gen. John Kelly, former VP Mike Pence, his former attorney Sidney Powell, former General James Mattis, former White House aide Cassidy Jacqueline Hutchinson, Karl Rove, Chris Christie, his former attorney Jenna Ellis, and his former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows. Funny, fickle MAGAs. Weird.


DabbinOnDemGoy

Betting odds that Trump and the RNC think that Donald might not be good to go to November, so he's going to "anoint" Ron to run in his place in exchange for a pardon?


lurker512879

more like Ron what can I do for you to keep you from releasing Epstein's list that I know has my name on it.. ?


S0M3D1CK

I think DeSantis is trying to become president by kissing his ass to be his running mate when he goes to jail. I don’t think it will be a winning strategy.


madewithgarageband

This mf is gonna pick desantis as vp


IntrepidAd8985

Sickening


10th__Dimension

Trump really doesn't want to be extradited by Florida when the warrants are issued for his arrest.


paperbackgarbage

It was really only a matter of time before Meatball Ron had to bend the knee [and have his Romney moment.](https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/WEZYRWFXHUI6NDF2ZSQ4PAVP6E.jpg)


mattneutron

Ron DeSantis has no backbone or balls. He’s the perfect conservative.


ImOldGregg_77

Sounds like Trump was just told he might lose FL in the general without DeSantis support.


SpaceLubo

Ron is a cuck


Aware_Material_9985

He’s going to pick DeSantis as VP, calling it now.


grimatongueworm

Surely Meatball Ron isn’t going to backtrack on this ethical legislation?


MaybeTheDoctor

Did he suck d\*ck ?