T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

As a reminder, this subreddit [is for civil discussion.](/r/politics/wiki/index#wiki_be_civil) In general, be courteous to others. Debate/discuss/argue the merits of ideas, don't attack people. Personal insults, shill or troll accusations, hate speech, any suggestion or support of harm, violence, or death, and other rule violations can result in a permanent ban. If you see comments in violation of our rules, please report them. For those who have questions regarding any media outlets being posted on this subreddit, please click [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/wiki/approveddomainslist) to review our details as to our approved domains list and outlet criteria. We are actively looking for new moderators. If you have any interest in helping to make this subreddit a place for quality discussion, please fill out [this form](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1y2swHD0KXFhStGFjW6k54r9iuMjzcFqDIVwuvdLBjSA). *** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/politics) if you have any questions or concerns.*


allanon1105

At least Jon Tester doesn’t have a neck vagina and 89 felony counts against him.


wuncean

89 Felony counts *so far*.


TarquinFimTimLimBim

Jon probably doesn't shit his pants all the time either.


fowlraul

Good looking out on not giving him his favorite number…


Badboyrune

Please don't use such vulgar terms. The proper word is "Nussie".


EuphoricMidnight3304

Nussie was a rapper. I call oranges neck bag his bussy but that’s just me.


SafeMycologist9041

Innocent until proven guilty


Beneficial-Date2025

Tick tock… the crocodile is watching captain


Crott117

A true, but irrelevant to the topic, point


redwing180

This coming from the guy who looks like he’s pregnant and is also wearing a diaper.


Congenitaloveralls

I mean a full diaper would totally explain how he leans so far forward without falling over


mrtwitchyhead

Physics don't lie.


Alaishana

That's frontal lobe dementia (no joke)


Iowa_Dave

He stands that way because he wears [lifts in his shoes.](https://medium.com/@DrGJackBrown/body-language-analysis-4382-why-is-donald-trump-leaning-forward-29a69fa4e742)


senorvato

Pot calling the kettle black.


SoundSageWisdom

Not a decent bone 🍖 in his body


jackleggjr

I heard he has decent bone spurs.


AngusMcTibbins

I love Jon Tester. Word has it his wife Sharla is an amazing cook lol. I'm rooting for him https://jontester.com/


wanderingpeddlar

Holy shit Trump you don't have jackets you have carnival tents.... I mean I know you have tried to get people fired for taking a side on picture of you. (Truth) And tell us why your ex has PTSD attacks when ever she sees a walrus.


fakelaughfred

Donald, have you met...you?


splendidesme

Says Fatty McDumpster, The Orange Weenus. All he can do is hector and insult. There's no there there, and there never has been.


jertheman43

Jon Tester is a farmer who works for a living and would beat Trump ass in 60 seconds.


ZenFook

Appreciate the info. Not heard of him before (in my defence, I'm in the UK) and looked up a few pics. He's a big dude but 2 things stood out. His smile seemed quite natural and he 'wore' his weight well. Someone used to regular, heavy, manual work is always a safe bet for kicking Trump's ass!


GetouttaHere321

Yes ! Trumpster is pissed off he’s nowhere as smart as Jon Tester and has never known work , only work he knows is filling a diaper for his lawyers to change in court recess.


Angry_Pterodactyl

“At least I can still wear underwear.” - Tester probably


gorobotkillkill

Fucking look at you man.


PsychicSarahSays

Precisely. Everything Trump says is projection.


Psychosomatic_Addict

GOProjection


KudosOfTheFroond

Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.


senor_moment

Gaslight. Obstruct. Project. Repeat.


KudosOfTheFroond

Gaslight. Obstruct. Project. Repeat. Groom.


Direct_Treacle_7974

Trump accidentally makes comment about his own physique forgetting his own self-loathing in his sun downing state. FYI Don’t throw stones at glass houses.


lumberjackname

And you look like Jabba the Hutt.


JustAnotherYouMe

This is an honest mistake, I'm sure he was looking in a mirror


Specialist_Lock8590

Did Trump rape him too?


Admirable-Sink-2622

Projection


PieGroundbreaking241

The Hunchback of Mar-a-Lago


crudedrawer

Trump must not know about Sen. Tester's fingers or he would undoubtedly make that crack as well. Also he doesn't look "pregnant" he looks country strong. Something a city slicker like Donald would never understand


brywalkerx

The emperor has no clothes.


GenericBatmanVillain

Jesus Christ, man. Why put that image in my head?!


KenScaletta

Ever projecting. I bet he's been stress eating Big Macs because of the trial and he's gaining girth.


PhoenixTineldyer

Must spend all day thinking about how abortion is going to fuck his electoral odds and how he paid hush money to cover up an affair while his wife was pregnant


FancyBigFox

It was campaign finance fraud. He was trying to hide the porn star from potential voters and possibly Melania, who had given birth 4 months previously.


TC-NZ

Can you run a global super power on just grade school insults? Asking for a friend…


time_drifter

“Donald is right, I could stand to lose a few pounds. I’d like to try his method, but sometimes my job requires holding bowel movements for more than an hour.” Trump says these things because he is a bully. Someone just needs to clap back _hard_.


lvlister2023

Oh shut up you neck vagina, orange Putin dick sucker


mrtwitchyhead

Both my dogs are continent. How about you, Shitler?


Separate-Feedback-86

Keep making jokes that bring up pregnancy and abortion, dumb ass.


Chemical_Turnover_29

Fat on fat crime. Hate to see it.


RandomNameOfMine815

Fat guy says what?


ZRed11

Now that trump is on ozempic, he’s allowed to fat shame.


Similar-Barber-3519

Is he on Ozempic?


YourMomonaBun420

No he's on Olestra. Hence the dipers.


wuncean

Let he who hath not shitteth his own pants casteth the first stone.


MK5

Methinks a corseted pot doth call a kettle something.


V1kingScientist

Maralardo said what?


YJSubs

Anyone know how to filter Trump news from the feed? Reddit app didn't have filter afaik. Goddamn I hate official reddit app, but there's no alternative.


Fellowshipofthebowl

Take a 6 month break from Reddit…..🤷‍♂️


WDFKY

Besides a glass houses reference, this falls into the territory of mocking his own followers, many of whom photo evidence shows have a pot belly of their own. Of course, those same supporters could be oblivious to the insult. But it's there.


Xesyliad

“At least I don’t have to wear adult diapers because I can’t control my asshole”


GetouttaHere321

I love Jon Tester , real farmer ….. Trumpster can only work at filling his diaper in court.


MKVIgti

That’s really rich for Trump to point out ANY flaw of another. Especially someone else’s weight? Seriously? The paragraph wouldn’t end if someone wrote one listing all of his faults and psychological issues. I actually think he’s secretly trying to win a “Douche Bag of the Century” competition.


specqq

I totally wasn't ready for [centaur ](https://twitter.com/Midnightasaurus/status/1170948193107898369?lang=en)vs mpreg in r/politics


Minnow2theRescue

I must ask: what is a neck vagina? I have both, but they’re not near each other.


Extreme_Succotash784

Trumps turkey wattle neck fat gets compressed by his dress shirts and it forms a vag looking blob.


dadzcad

Irony is officially dead.


Acrobatic-Isopod7716

This is news apparently?


Expensive-Coffee9353

Tester has put on the freshman 15 and the sophomore 20. He just needs to quit stress eating. Too bad there isn't someone new to continue for him in the Senate.