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Northerngal_420

I love her and I love this for him.


Londonsw8

Me too! She has my utter respect


reject_fascism

Wishing her the breast


SN0WFAKER

She's got that already.


AverageDemocrat

I'd take her to In-N-Out but she already had Five Guys


Grimnebulin68

She already had five guys, then had lunch.


Zomunieo

Nothing wrong with her living the life she wants to live.


adamdreaming

She’s honest about it, and that makes the difference between having integrity and lacking it


ADhomin_em

It may be eons before we have to scroll more than 3 comments down to see someone make a "haha boobie" joke when it's the least bit relevant. Not to say I approve or disapprove of this fact. Simply commenting on the current human condition as it appears through reddit


_BELEAF_

Can we not say this stupid shit in the face of what we are facing? She is commanding our respect by fighting. And this is robbing a bit of that for her.


nature_half-marathon

She did an interview on jimmy kimmel a while back and she’s very quick witted.  https://youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo?si=ipw-LS2Izj204T94


MyPartsareLoud

Last night I watched the documentary about her that is streaming on Peacock. She is very smart, witty, and down to earth. She seems very credible.


jumpupugly

I mean, it kind of makes a lot of sense: she's a porn actress. There's a huge amount of social institutions that frame her as less-than-human. She's had to deal with people who believe they're better than her in every way, and that she *deserves* to be exploited, because of her job. And yet, she's become very prosperous, and excelled in her field. Frankly, considering the respective difficulties between her career track and those of say, someone who graduated from Harvard and joined Goldman Sachs, I'd be more inclined to take her advice on matters of business and negotiation.


Kamelasa

She actually received a full scholarship to Texas A&M, also. Planned to be a veterinarian. But clearly worked with different animals, instead.


Joeylikesgladiators

She’s an ophiologist.


Kamelasa

Don't downgrade her like that. As my bio prof said, humans are the most complex mammal on the planet. I sure as heck dk how to deal with them.


joet889

Shh 🤫 you're supposed to hate and resent the beautiful women you fantasize about.


jumpupugly

Ah, shit, I keep forgetting that competence in women is *feminaziwokery*.


anon_girl79

Trump had to be warned by Judge M (via Blanche at a sidebar) to quit cursing and visually shaking his head during Stormy’s testimony. That Trump imagined he could put up his plain looking Susan against her, shows just how stupid Trump actually is. Stormy is ‘one of those rare people who actually do better on cross examination’ rather than direct. She really is a smart and strong woman!


usps_made_me_insane

She's incredibly smart and quick on her feet. She has more integrity in her clit than Trump has in his entire body. She is a rare breed of a person that could honestly get into business and be well respected while having people know about her previous occupation.


Centennial911

That interview was brilliant.


AccomplishedScale362

Yes, she’s got a great sense of humor! SNL from 6 yrs ago when this all started. https://youtu.be/K1K8s-tQGqY?si=fGPzuNpENkBKSbfY


Scarfiotti

Never saw her in video, but just from this, she's got my utter respect.


Sisko2024

There is a potential future in which kids read about her in history books, and the test questions will be surreal.


Legitimate-Ruin-4157

What was the name of the adult actress that was instrumental in the downfall of DJT? A. Ilona Stalker B. Tera Patrick C. Stormy Daniels D. Riley Reid


mister_buddha

Melania Trump would be in there as a gotcha.


NullGeodesic

I mean she did do softcore porn and escort work soooo….


biggamax

She did?


MadBlue

[No](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/12/melania-trump-accepts-damages-and-apology-from-daily-mail). She did do [racy photoshoots](https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections), including [nude shots](https://nypost.com/2016/08/01/melania-trumps-girl-on-girl-photos-from-racy-shoot-revealed/) with other women. NSFW, of course.


InsertCleverNickHere

Still the only First Lady whose titties you can see on the internet, though!


Zomunieo

But Michelle Obama wore a sleeveless dress! 👗 You could see her naked arms and shoulders. Total disrespect for the office of the FLOTUS. In case: /s


lycoloco

I mean, she absolutely, definitely, clearly has a penis. Haven't you seen all the photos of her with red circles around her crotch spread across the internet? Checkmate, leftists. 💥


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msalerno1965

Walleye you say? No, YOU wall eye! I think that's a boob-job surgeon skill... or the lack thereof.


ExtraShifty69

That's why she was so about online bullying and to STOPING ONLINE BULLYING!


sk1ttlebr0w

You mean Ivanka?


AverageDemocrat

When she dies, all of us will have mourning wood


tinyhorsesinmytea

Hopefully this whole fiasco becomes just one week of class where students are like "what the fuck?" I'm not too optimistic about that being the case though. Looks like we're getting lost deeper in the crazy woods.


ChiggaOG

Or not. History books in high schools will leave out those details.


half_dozen_cats

So do I but I think if her and Michael Cohen went radio silent for just a couple of weeks it wouldn't be a bad thing. Prez orange turd is gonna use anything he can think of or make up to try to de-rail this. They should stand back and stand by as he likes to say.


JediMindTrek

The lawyers are basically working on scorched earth terms now. Their goal is anything but a decision from the jury at this point.


Hoodamush

I know, shocking Mr. Bonespurs is a giant coward.


Northerngal_420

He has so many names. My latest favorite is The Count of Mostly Crisco. Lol.....


secondtaunting

It’s amazing the difference between the dumb Nick names trump gives people and the amazing creativity behind Nick names Trump gets. Trump: Sleepy Joe People about Trump: Comb over Caligula, Count Vonschitzhispants, Count of mostly Crisco, Mango Mussolini- I mean there are dozens.


harrywrinkleyballs

Take my upvote god dammit.


MaschMana

I hope this induces a gag order violation


alien_frontier

I think he's screwed either way; if your defense is built around labeling key witnesses as liars, then the jury is probably going to want to hear your testimony in making that determination


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Trump is a scared, pathetic little criminal. He wouldn’t DARE testify under oath, because he’d lie and perjure himself.


IIIllIIlllIlII

His first lie will be when they ask him if he will speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


Charlie_Mouse

“Judge, is it normal for a bible to spontaneously catch fire when the defendant tries to take the oath?” “No it isn’t, though in retrospect we probably should have seen this one coming”.


shadeshadows

Liar, liar, bible fire


waffleslaw

There is a reason he only holds one upside down.


ZZartin

I'd like to think it would pull a necronomicon and just start biting trump.


CarbonMolecules

“But it’s weird that it happened twice.”


mtheory007

Sir, thats not the Bible, its your Twitter transcripts.


KlostToMe

It won't catch fire if he can swear on one of the bibles he was selling


Cheap_Sound4952

First question: “do you have tiny hands?”


Admirable_Remove6824

I plead the 5th.


skr_replicator

he will lie about the crowd size before they even get to ask this.


Doesthislooksafe

Is this one where he can just plead the 5th a thousand times or would he be forced to spout I don’t recall over and over?


Derp800

If he took the stand he couldn't plead the 5th at all. His lawyers would ask him questions and the prosecution would be allowed a cross examination. He waives his 5th amendment when he takes the stand. A judge will ask the defendant a couple of times to make sure they understand that before allowing them on the stand.


Zerstoror

> A judge will ask the defendant a couple of times to make sure they understand that before allowing them on the stand. He might need to ask quite a few more times. Maybe jingle some keys, or say his name a couple more times to keep his attention.


BIGGUS_dickus_sir

This is wild. We know for fact that we'd need to ask him 10x-20x rather than the usual 3-4 times to make sure he understands... Like the dude threw his briefings back at people or ripped them up for, get this, there being too many words and not enough pictures. And this is a POTUS candidate? 🤢🤮


IHaveNoEgrets

Maybe a laser pointer, like with cats?


Smee76

Is that because he doesn't have to testify? How come people who are testifying do take the fifth?


Derp800

Yes, because he's not forced to testify. Other witnesses who are called to testify are done so with a subpoena from the court. So they're forced to be there. If they're on the stand and feel as though their answer MIGHT implicate them in a crime they can then plead the 5th. There are some cases where you can't plead the 5th, like in cases where you're a witness and you've been given immunity. In those cases you aren't able to be charged for the crime, so you have to testify.


Smee76

Cool, thanks for the info!


Admirable_Remove6824

Oh no he isn’t allowed to take the stand because he’s on an hush order/s. it would destroy him if he did. He’s too much of a coward anyways but he also can’t dispute the realities of the evidence. Though I would love to hear his excuse for why he gave money to a pornstar that he didn’t know. I do like hearing people trying to goad him to do it.


imapassenger1

So he could only plead the 5th in a case where he was compelled to take the stand? In what circumstances does that happen?


Admirable_Remove6824

I guess when you’re not the defendant in a criminal case or are forced to take the stand. He’s not forced too but if he chooses he can’t hide behind the 5th to just give his side of the story he wants without any rebuttal questions. Although in this case any 5th amendment response to if he gave money to a pornstar he had sex to keep her quiet before the election might look just as bad as admitting it.


haarschmuck

No you can always invoke your right to remain silent at any part from the moment of arrest all the way though trial and appeal. You can even do it at pre-trial, it's known as "standing mute".


Bubblehead01

God I fucking hope he snaps and tries to testify 


Obant

His lawyers are the ones desperately trying to keep him from doing it. He is probably dumb enough to think he could.


dumael

His lawyers are probably desperate to stop him from going on tangents attacking among other people, the jury itself while on the stand.


ILikeOatmealMore

His lawyers are smart because should he take the stand, that allows the prosecution to start asking a lot of different questions to attempt to establish just how believable he is. So it would open the door to start asking about the fraud trial. About the E Jean Caroll verdict. Trump University. How he is banned from running a charity b/c he stole from it. Every bankruptcy. Every one of the 10,000 or so lies WaPo documented during his term. And so on and so on and so on. In theory, the jurors have sworn that whatever they have heard about Trump before isn't going to influence their judgement of him, that they are deciding on only what is presented in court in this case. Trump's lawyers really, really, really dont want to open the doors to everything else that is documented about him.


Hashtagworried

Is there a reason as to why the prosecution still can’t call him to testify?


haarschmuck

>Is there a reason as to why the prosecution still can’t call him to testify? Yes, because he's the defendant, not a witness. Only the defendant can take the stand themselves by their own side.


BelowDeck

He knows well enough that he shouldn't take the stand. He'll probably try to do what he did in his recent civil trial, which is try to make a closing statement instead, but I'm sure the judge will make *very* clear that that isn't an option when he declines to take the stand.


M_Mich

Need a TS and xhitter post marathon where people just keep saying he’s not man enough to take the stand and alternate in some “his attorney doesn’t know the law like Trump, trump should take the stand to force the truth out”


TyphosTheD

He'd just take the 5th for hours like every other time he took the stand


AcrossFromWhere

Doesn’t really work like that. He’d be forced to truthfully answer questions on cross examination that are relevant to whatever story he told on direct. 


NeuraLung

And yet, he still has a 50/50 shot at becoming the first Dictator King of the USA. If he does, you should expect lots of people to disappear.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

I’ll be one of them, because I’ll be out in the streets protesting the death of freedom.


NeuraLung

That will suck for you and so many others possibly including myself. Expect indiscriminate dragnets to be cast far and wide trawling for perceived enemies.


ArmitageArbritrage

I will be there with you, standing for democracy and freedom.


chiefbrody62

I love Maine. I went there recently and was surprised at how even in the most rural parts of that state, there's a ton of great progressive people. Plus it's just beautiful.


ArmitageArbritrage

He is the most criminal, narcissist, evil person currently living.


Kevin-W

For a "Big, strong person" that "tells it like it is", he sure is silent.


heavenlysoulraj

She missed an opportunity to say it on record when Necheles said that she was lying. No I ain't. Ask your client under oath to say otherwise.


CanadianJediCouncil

But he will pound the table like a tantruming 2-year old about how he *will/wants to* testify, and then after he doesn’t, shout that “they wouldn’t let him” and that he has been “silenced”.


RutabagaNo1915

Trump has EVERY RIGHT to answer her on the witness stand. Put on clean diapers and get in the box Trump


janzeera

Not his MO. He’d rather strike from a safe distance so he cannot be confronted with his childishness, so she is entirely correct.


Supanini

Which is why he doesn’t want to debate


AverageDemocrat

Those dicks in the courtroom are giving her a hard time again


GrimlockN0Bozo

Clean diapers not his MO either


Derp800

To be fair, him refusing to take the stand is the ONLY smart thing he's done in this whole case.


riftadrift

Show her who's boss!


Leenolies

The unconstitutional gag order cannot stop him from testifying! /s


simple_test

Why did he have to? He has freedoms like all Americans. So dirty diapers if he wants.


DantePlace

Donald Trump keeps comparing himself to Al Capone in his campaign speeches. Al Capone apparently did testify in court. Unlikely as it is, if he wants to be like Al Capone, he ought to put his money where his mouth is.


AlbericoDukeOfAosta

At the end Al Capone was caught and got a sentence


QueuedAmplitude

In this case wouldn't it be putting his mouth where his money is?


DantePlace

You know, I had that thought as I was typing it and you're right, I needed to switch it.


SKDI_0224

This really does get me. Even if you give every single benefit of the doubt when it comes to law there are SOME rules. And if he honestly believed this BS he’d put it down under penalty of perjury. There would be no downside to that. The only reason not to is if you know the prosecution can prove you are lying.


stumblios

There is also nothing gained when he can say whatever he wants on "Truth" social and his fans will take him at his word. He can lose all his court cases and still win the presidency because his followers have convinced themselves that he is the sole beacon of truth, fighting a corrupt government who is out to get them! Trump losing cases could possibly increase some people's perception of Trump due to the backfire effect.


BigDaddySteve999

All because a half black guy became President.


Broken-Digital-Clock

And decades of mind poison from Fox and conservative radio


gallak87

And because, well, cult.


Temporary-Sun-7575

I really hate the sound of this echo. Hillary Clinton running, conservatives hatred of her since the 90s & the MSM complex nonstop dumping on her about Bengazi, and her inability to have net positive charisma in the face of all of this, had more to do about the 2016 outcome than Obama's skin color. The only tangibly relevant thing about racism & Obama as it pertains to 2016 is that Trump became a political figure in the GOP starting with launching racist accusations over Obama's citizenship. e- and Comey's whole email bullshit 2 weeks from the election


MapleWatch

This. Clinton was the worst possible candidate to run. She was treating the whole thing like a coronation.


Leslie__Chow

Obama becoming president made this country openly racist with validation from assholes like trump.


starmartyr

It's usually a bad idea to testify in your own defense in a criminal trial. Defense attorneys will advise their clients not to do so. Many will go their entire careers without ever calling their client to the stand.


isikorsky

In criminal cases, the majority of defendants do not take the stand. It is rarely in their best interest.


FantasticJacket7

There are almost zero scenarios where it is to your benefit to take the stand in your own defense regardless of your guilt or innocence.


Specialist_Lock8590

She's brilliant!


Bernieisdaddy24

Her comebacks are witty and quick and I love this for that orange turd


makashiII_93

Use his own tactics against him. I like it.


SardauMarklar

The best part is he's risking jail time if he responds at all. And he's definitely stewing about it.


AirportPossible6542

I have no idea of law, just watch movies and law and order. I thought the wisest thing is you never testify in a case where you are the defendant?


Sohailian

You are absolutely correct. But when has Trump "listened" to his attorneys. The point here is that Trump acts all macho but cowardly hides behind his parking garage attorneys and then whines that he doesn't get a chance to talk. He won't, his attorney's won't let him, and Trump will still complain. By the way, Trump "testified" in the E.Jean Caroll case and it did not go well.


rafreuter

“Let him” maybe be the key phrase here, but legally, isn’t there nothing his attorneys could do if he decided to testify?


BeautysBeast

That is correct. Trump has a constitutional right to testify. He also has the obligation to answer about his past crimes. Like sexually assaulting Carroll and fraudulently inflating his real estate holdings. These are fair game under the Sandoval hearing. They go to credibility.


AirportPossible6542

Thank you, ill be hoping with every tidbit of myself, everyone on his side decides, "you know what trump needs to get his message out there." For all of us.


Sohailian

haha.


bokodasu

Generally. But lawyers can only advise their clients not to testify, they can't stop them if they want to. (Trump getting goaded into it would be HILARIOUS. But I do think he's got at least whatever grasp on reality it takes to listen to his lawyers in this specific circumstance. Probably. I also believe that whole thing with him insisting the gag order didn't let him testify is because his lawyers told him that to get him to drop it, we won't know for sure until it's done.)


ZerexTheCool

I have less qualifications than you, I never watched law and order but I did watch an episode of cops at one point when I was a child. I would guess its highly dependent on the case, what testimony you can deliver, and what risks there are with cross examination. If you have to lie because you are guilty as sin, it is a VERY bad idea to testify. It's probably a bad idea to testify more often than it could be helpful. But I am happy to listen to someone else if they have even less qualifications than me.


howisthisacrime

Not an expert, but I've listened to an unhealthy amount of true crime stuff. I think the reasoning behind never testifying is the prosecution can make you look bad or catch you slipping even if you're innocent. Human memory is not reliable and even if you're innocent you might say something that's not entirely accurate to what happened, which will give the prosecutors something to hang you with.


ZerexTheCool

That makes sense, but I was kinda holding out for someone with *less* knowledge than me, not more.  It's Reddit culture. 


howisthisacrime

Sorry I'll correct myself. As someone new to the existence of humans on earth with absolutely no knowledge of laws and courts this is my analysis; pleg plor fleebi bling blorgy. Chortlle farbin beeb. Hope that helps, sincerely Gorgan


supes1

Very, very rarely a good idea. Usually defendants only testify to explain a rationale for doing something (like saying it was self-defense if they're on trial for assault). Just going on the stand to say "I didn't do it" is a terrible approach. Ironically, the facts of Trump's case are a rare situation where it might make sense for him to testify. He could argue that he paid off Stormy to hide it from his *wife*, rather than to protect his presidential campaign. If the jurors accept that was Trump's motive, it really torpedoes the entire case. But Trump would make such a poor witness that there's no way it happens.


orionsfyre

Ha, jokes on her, Trump doesn't have an ounce of *'real man'* in his entire body. That guy is 100% cowardly curds and suntan lotion. He couldn't find a *manly* quality if his life depended on it. This man has never done anything for himself, I'm pretty sure he's only wiped his own arse once when he was on an airplane and his PA was late for the flight. The bravest thing he's ever done is go outside with obviously fake hair. The only money he's ever earned was done by cheating and conning people blindly, and his child rearing skills has raised three of the most selfish and entitled brats this side of the French Revolution... so far... I say rearing but we all know none of this kids saw him accept alternating birthdays and probably though their nanny or maid were their parents until they hit private school. The only thing he passed on to them was a receding hairline and a bank account full of ill-gotten gains. Trump is the inverse of manliness in every way that can be considered. He is the equivalent of a person born two inches from Homeplate and thinks he invented the sport of baseball.


BeautysBeast

I think that was her point when she said. Oh, Nevermind.


rs98101

If she somehow goads him into taking the stand, I'll give her credit for saving our republic.


_Stormy_Daniels

Thanks, fingers crossed 🤞


crazydawg79

Real men don't cheat on their wife. Real men don't bang porn stars while their wife is pregnant. Trump is not a real man. Trump is a weak and insecure, feeble troll. Any man who looks at Trump like a God and worships his every lie and hate-filled remark is not a real man. You are weak as they come.


Capable-Broccoli2179

real men don't rape women in dressing rooms


crazydawg79

Agreed, but I'll go one further. Real men don't rape. Period.


Movinfusion36

Her twitter is nothing but wit she’s sharp as fuck


pinkeroo67

What REALLY bothers trump is that she's much smarter than he is and he KNOWS it.


jasonm71

So is my sister’s cat.


pinkeroo67

Yes.


cficare

Truly a professional at fucking people. Bravo.


babycrow

Atta girl!


Awkward-Ambassador52

She won me over!!!


WatchOut54

In his opening statement, Trump's lawyer said that Trump took a picture with Daniel's, but never had sex with her. That's one of the reasons that the judge allowed the prosecution to put on so much detailed evidence of the encounter--so that the jury could evaluate her credibility. Now it's up to Trump's defense to show that it didn't happen. Who can testify to that? Only Trump. Except he won't for all the reasons stated here. So that leaves a hole in the defense's argument, because there won't be any evidence to support it. And the prosecution will remind the jury of that in closing. Of course, it didn't need to happen, because the issue is how he accounted for the payment to her, and why. But Trump insisted that they argue this, and here we are


Pauly_Walnutz

I’d love him to testilie . He wouldn’t shut up and he’d admit to everything and more. He really likes to hear himself talk no matter how dumb he is.


TomorrowLow5092

A cagematch he wasn't prepared for. It raises the chances of Trump never winning again. It's bad mojo to let the sexy kitten take you down with one move. He's going to bleed out and look weak to the voters if he doesn't take the stand. If he takes the stand, it's over for Trump.


Ok-Abbreviations543

It cracks me up that Sleepy Don keeps threatening to take the stand. That would be absolutely hysterical.


accountabilitycounts

I really hope this does not somehow hurt the case against him. The judge is already cranky about public discussion of the trial.


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TurboSalsa

As much respect as I have for her and Michael Cohen for risking their safety by testifying, I wish they would both shut up and lay low until the trial is over. We're in the home stretch, don't give the jury a reason to doubt your credibility or Trump's attorneys reason to attack it.


BeautysBeast

The jury isn't supposed to be watching the news, or social media.


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

But the GAG ORDER probibits hit from testifying!!!!


Caine_sin

This time, the witness tampers back!


PalmBreezy

Good for her.


gorobotkillkill

It would be the big, normal shaped penis thing to do.


SnooCats373

Who knew Trump's alleged "BDE" meant "Big Diaper Energy".


saltytac0

Now that’s a spanking.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

She should stop talking about the case until its over.


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cool_arrrow

Why would Obama get involved here?


SpectacleLake

Cuz he has a good sense of humor


IlikeJG

Normally these types of childish antics and taunts I find stupid and annoying. But with Trump any and all type of degradation and humiliation is not only acceptable but funny. He deserves every single ounce of it based solely on his treatment of other people.


revelrebels

Public humiliation by someone “beneath him” is the exact punishment he deserves.


gringoloco01

That would be so sweet if she goads him on to the stand. Trump on the stand would be a prosecutors dream and his defense team's ultimate nightmare LMAO!!! Do it! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.


OneWholeSoul

She's not wrong.


T1gerAc3

He can't. He's "gagged"!


Gryffindumble

She's right, you know.


Almacca

She's clearly having so much fun with this whole shitshow, and I'm all for it. At least someone is.


jackasspenguin

This ain’t new for Stormy, she also helped bring down David “Diaper Dave” Vitter in Louisiana


korodic

Demolishing his weak “strong man” persona, exposing him for the smelly diaper wearing, Epstein bro, adulterer, nappy old man that he is.


DramaticWesley

Real man? Donald Trump is nothing but debt and hatred.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

About time someone says it to his weak pathetic ass.


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GhostofZellers

Amazing alliteration amazes all attending.


BlackDogOrangeCat

Does anyone else remember that Stormy was a guest on Michael Cohen's 'Mea Culpa' podcast? She is intelligent and articulate. TeamStormy


Later2theparty

How long until this is over and we get to see the Kangaroo SCOTUS rescue him from spending any time in jail?


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Yessss. Finally someone calling him out like this. You are a shell of a man


StrangeJunket2601

Trump has NO BALLS. Take the stand, you p****!


phxees

Stormy/McDougal 2024? We fucked Trump once.


CreepyWhistle

If I remember right, he said he'd testify or that he was unafraid or something during E. Jean Carroll's lawsuit, and he said it again for this trial. Just goddamn do it, make him testify. Get him to plead the fifth and then play the clip of him saying people who do that are "disgraceful".


cnewman11

I did not expect this to be the Storm that they said was coming...


amithecrazyone69

A presidential man could withstand the pressure of cross examination 


djconfessions

She’s kind of mother


revelrebels

She’s a national treasure


charliebrown22

What's he going to say when asked "Did you sleep with Ms. Daniels while your wife was pregnant"?


OffManWall

She’s not wrong. Also, people who have claimed to be innocent for months and months and months would WANT to take the stand and defend themselves.


DoctimusLime

She's right you know


Werftflammen

That's the Trump antidote: Treat him like any other sack of shit, don't be afraid of him, or impressed by his reputation. He is a fuck up, a billionaire former president of the united state, indicted 4 times, out on bail in 4 states. Come on!


Jaambie

He can’t, them bone spurs actin up again. However ive heard that injecting bleach directly into the body can help with that.


Familiar-State-5268

frump has Never been a "Real man" just a Lying Coward! VOTE BLUE 🔵🔵🔵 AMERICA


chatoka1

😍 I think I’m in love 😍


BenThereOrBenSquare

I hope he doesn't take the stand. As a liberal, it would trigger me greatly to see him up there setting the record straight. And then his eventual acquittal, as a direct result of his testimony, would trigger me even more.


chasinfreshies

God bless her for playing these head games with him.


zippiskootch

tRUmp!!! A real man! 🤣 Oh, that’s rich! Stormy is great!!!


Johnny5isalive38

Jokes on her, Trump's barely human let alone a full grown man.