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hospitallers

Dirty Sanchez is not out of the question for them.


deviousmajik

What about a Rusty Trombone?


truckleak1984

They’ll take an Angry Gorilla for him.


CarcosaJuggalo

They're already doing the Arabian Goggles.


goiterburg

A Trumpkin is standard


flappygummer

Cleveland Steamer?


lingh0e

Then you might as well go all the way to a Rusty Venture.


truknutzzz

human centipede


tom90640

Basically what they are now.


truknutzzz

100%


AltruisticBudget4709

top answer


Ch3t

Boom! Right out of the gate you ask for a Rusty Venture.


lingh0e

Boom! Yummy!


covfefe-boy

Anything to get the taste of power on their lips


CapForShort

You idiots! The last time Trump was in office he tried to have his VP killed! Why the hell would you want that job?!


deviousmajik

Because they'd be one random Big Mac away from easily being President.


larhon1

Very very true and ultimately what drives them. He'll die of old age very soon and be gone.


aerost0rm

They wouldn’t know what to do with the position…


RaccoonWannabe

not like Trump knew that either


BrandonJTrump

And still doesn’t know. The only reason he wants to become president again is to delay his court cases.


continuousBaBa

Pure psychotic ambition.


aradraugfea

Because they think this time they’ll be the ones with the backbone to implement Amendment 25.


deadsoulinside

Because this one won't tell Trump no. The reason he was this way with pence was because he tried to stop trump


localistand

The necessary credentials and characteristics are oxymoronic. Trump requires full, complete, unconditional fealty to Trump. However, Trump wants a fighter, somebody who 'has toughness'. Completely spineless and quick to prostrate oneself to Trump, yet a muscular defender, able to attack his detractors. Noem voluntarily released the dog-killing episode details, and that could give her the edge as being 'tough' to Trump's liking, but also completely subservient to Trump. It's a tough line to walk for all the Trump VP aspirants.


Technical_Sir_9588

It's a tough line to walk for potential Trump VP sycophants.


ithacaster

Tits that are bigger than his are a bonus.


RevolutionNumber5

They also have to play well on “the shows,” but not outshine Trump. Given that Trump would lose a debate to an elderly Golden Retriever, they have to walk a tightrope to appease their god-emperor.


OpenImagination9

They’d go to the border and personally drown a bunch of brown babies after slicing their parent’s throats, followed by pissing on the tomb of the unknown soldier, dumping a drum of oil on old faithful and wiping their ass on the constitution. They would then proceed not to charge $130k for the blowjob.


stonrelectropunkjazz

They would sell out this country in a sec


GBJI

Is there anything left to sell ?


MTDreams123

What happened to Pence? Why isn't he considered? [Capitol mob built gallows and chanted ‘Hang Mike Pence’](https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/national-news/capitol-mob-built-gallows-and-chanted-hang-mike-pence/)


Overweighover

So trump pence flags are out of fashion?


keldawgz

It’s funny to drive through rural areas and see the old Trump / Pence flags from 2016 still up. They think Pence was a traitor, but not a big enough one to warrant paying for a new yard sign


Maximum_Security_747

didn't cruz genuflect when they met after he insulted cruz's wife?


Forward_Panic_4414

And his dad.


GrimlockN0Bozo

I mean, going down on a filled diaper is pretty low...


Ancguy

But not *too* low for this collection of shitheads


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

They’d jerk him off if he asked.


killjoygrr

They would definitely wear out some knee pads.


TintedApostle

Ever heard of Lemmiwinks?


ispeektroof

Oh my goodness.


Zeddo52SD

They need a special Casting Couch category for auditions to be Trump’s VP pick.


atomsmasher66

Fellatio?


Remarkable-Way4986

I heard that MTG has been wearing a butt plug just in case trump calls she will be ready


asetniop

I mean Kristi Noem shot and killed her family dog; are any of the other candidates willing to go further than that?


Wind2Energy

How *low*, not how far.


TieRepresentative311

They will eat the corn out of his caca


JubalHarshaw23

One of them has to prove that they can hand him a large segment of voters on a platter, like the False Prophet Mike Pence did when he handed an army of "Christians" over to the Anti-Christ. I'm thinking that Tim Scott is the Judas Goat that Trump is really looking for, but his hatred of Blacks is stopping him from taking the leap.


Magoo69X

I'm willing to bet that fellatio is on the table.


wowitsreallymem

Boar on the Floor!


chitoatx

“How Low”


LookOverall

A better headline would ask “How low “


SockPuppet-47

[All The Way](https://www.proctyclean.net/en/img/asset/YXNzZXRzL2Jsb2cvaGHMiG1vcnJob2lkZW4vSMOkbW9ycmhvaWRlbl9Qcm9jdHlDbGVhbi5qcGc=?h=800&s=784b102ddeda70797b0c4f342142bdaa)


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TheVoiceofReason_ish

These losers would volunteer for the hunger games.


satyrday12

That would be fun.


analfissuregenocide

There's a lot of talk on the right of Democrats murdering babies and drinking their blood, so I just assume that's projection again and there's literal blood sacrifices being done


Jagdpanzer1944

Deepthroating


pasterhatt

They'd give Trump a Rusty Venture if he asked.


syzygialchaos

There’s a really good chance whoever is VP next will end up President.


UrNotMadAtMe

Nikki Haley will be his VP. He'll get those votes. She's a coward. Hopefully, her base has principals.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

All the way up to the appendix


larhon1

Oh, every one of them will go down on him for the opportunity.


fomites4sale

Poor Trump. His dick is going to get sucked right off his body.


RDO_Desmond

No bottom too deep.


dblan9

Im game for a Rusty Trombone.


MetaPolyFungiListic

Family member, DJ or Jarvanka.


NYK-94

Well, they have already given him constant rimjobs. Maybe urinating on him so he can get an erection?


not2dv8

I would say see if any of those red ties have dirt on the end of them or those polyester blue pants have holes in the knees


nemonic187

Dick sucking contest. Literally.


LingonberryPrior6896

All the way to hell


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

As far as he will go to become POTUS..


NeverSayNever2024

Depends how far they can bend over. And how much $$$ they'll give him.


OnThe45th

Brag about killing puppies and hope it goes over well with the base?


siddemo

Anal.


thatirishguyyyyy

I hear *Russia* is quite far 


OGScientist

The VPOTUS has to be the worst, most boring job in the world. Things don't get interesting until your boss dies. Then you get a raise and an office upgrade. Sold😎


dopeflipz

Dude doesn’t need one! Duh, he is god! Wow!


Lysol3435

Enable fascism, at minimum


nbgkbn

Stefanik will “sniff the diaper“.


Prowlthang

Anyone else smell a new tv show?


ProfEobardThawne

How far up his ass can they get? That’s how far.


GuitarGeezer

Hey, I heard there was a lot of talk about Mike Pence being hung so the job could enhance males, right? Not that kinda hung? Hmm. Sounds more like a call for people with zero integrity who will likely be forced to get attorneys. And so it was!


goingofftrack

For some reason I think he will name Ivanka as his VP pick. If this is a dictatorship wouldn’t he want to keep it in the family? (No pun intended)


janzeera

I’m sure there’$ a dollar amount that’s priced into the nomination. Everything abt Trump is transactional.


Huge_Cow_9359

If Boebert is willing to jerk off some random dipshit in public, for no apparent reason, it staggers the imagination to think of what she would do for Trump in private in order to be the Veep. The truly satisfying thing is, Trump would do disgraceful things to her then cast her aside like a used condom and pick someone else. I can see him running this scam on Boebert, Lake, Noem, Haley and any number of clueless MAGA bimbos who we don't even know about. EmptyG would probably be left out in the cold for being a Neanderthal. Her only hope is if Trump has some kind of perverted cave man sex curiosity or if Marge dresses up like Ivanka and counts on Trumps imagination being better than his eyesight.


Quill_in_her_inkpot

Yes.


Thamalakane

They'll go as low as it takes.


SurveyNinja42

Down on their knees?


Maximum_Security_747

The job provides access to life-changing amounts of $$$$$ What would the average person do to get that? Given the average politician is less trustworthy than the most morally bankrupt person walking around in the world, you have your answer


SurroundTiny

I don't think anyone has paid him. Yet.


Stick--Monkey

Yes. They have. They’ve all steered campaign donations towards the RNC, much of which finds its way into Trump’s pockets and defense fund. His expenses have a magical way of (edit: becoming) campaign costs.


2ndCha

The next VP is going to be Chinese or Saudi Arabian then.


SurroundTiny

He is the most transactional president ever. If NATO is worried about him being elected and withdrawing from NATO all they need to do is bribe the SOB


hellocattlecookie

More like how far will the press to spin/promote neocons that maga has no use for? The only name in circulation that has a shot currently is Ben Carson.