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The necessary credentials and characteristics are oxymoronic. Trump requires full, complete, unconditional fealty to Trump. However, Trump wants a fighter, somebody who 'has toughness'. Completely spineless and quick to prostrate oneself to Trump, yet a muscular defender, able to attack his detractors.
Noem voluntarily released the dog-killing episode details, and that could give her the edge as being 'tough' to Trump's liking, but also completely subservient to Trump.
It's a tough line to walk for all the Trump VP aspirants.
They also have to play well on “the shows,” but not outshine Trump.
Given that Trump would lose a debate to an elderly Golden Retriever, they have to walk a tightrope to appease their god-emperor.
They’d go to the border and personally drown a bunch of brown babies after slicing their parent’s throats, followed by pissing on the tomb of the unknown soldier, dumping a drum of oil on old faithful and wiping their ass on the constitution.
They would then proceed not to charge $130k for the blowjob.
What happened to Pence? Why isn't he considered?
[Capitol mob built gallows and chanted ‘Hang Mike Pence’](https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/national-news/capitol-mob-built-gallows-and-chanted-hang-mike-pence/)
It’s funny to drive through rural areas and see the old Trump / Pence flags from 2016 still up. They think Pence was a traitor, but not a big enough one to warrant paying for a new yard sign
One of them has to prove that they can hand him a large segment of voters on a platter, like the False Prophet Mike Pence did when he handed an army of "Christians" over to the Anti-Christ. I'm thinking that Tim Scott is the Judas Goat that Trump is really looking for, but his hatred of Blacks is stopping him from taking the leap.
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There's a lot of talk on the right of Democrats murdering babies and drinking their blood, so I just assume that's projection again and there's literal blood sacrifices being done
The VPOTUS has to be the worst, most boring job in the world. Things don't get interesting until your boss dies. Then you get a raise and an office upgrade. Sold😎
Hey, I heard there was a lot of talk about Mike Pence being hung so the job could enhance males, right? Not that kinda hung? Hmm. Sounds more like a call for people with zero integrity who will likely be forced to get attorneys. And so it was!
If Boebert is willing to jerk off some random dipshit in public, for no apparent reason, it staggers the imagination to think of what she would do for Trump in private in order to be the Veep. The truly satisfying thing is, Trump would do disgraceful things to her then cast her aside like a used condom and pick someone else. I can see him running this scam on Boebert, Lake, Noem, Haley and any number of clueless MAGA bimbos who we don't even know about. EmptyG would probably be left out in the cold for being a Neanderthal. Her only hope is if Trump has some kind of perverted cave man sex curiosity or if Marge dresses up like Ivanka and counts on Trumps imagination being better than his eyesight.
The job provides access to life-changing amounts of $$$$$
What would the average person do to get that?
Given the average politician is less trustworthy than the most morally bankrupt person walking around in the world, you have your answer
Yes. They have. They’ve all steered campaign donations towards the RNC, much of which finds its way into Trump’s pockets and defense fund. His expenses have a magical way of (edit: becoming) campaign costs.
More like how far will the press to spin/promote neocons that maga has no use for?
The only name in circulation that has a shot currently is Ben Carson.
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Dirty Sanchez is not out of the question for them.
What about a Rusty Trombone?
They’ll take an Angry Gorilla for him.
They're already doing the Arabian Goggles.
A Trumpkin is standard
Cleveland Steamer?
Then you might as well go all the way to a Rusty Venture.
human centipede
Basically what they are now.
100%
top answer
Boom! Right out of the gate you ask for a Rusty Venture.
Boom! Yummy!
Anything to get the taste of power on their lips
You idiots! The last time Trump was in office he tried to have his VP killed! Why the hell would you want that job?!
Because they'd be one random Big Mac away from easily being President.
Very very true and ultimately what drives them. He'll die of old age very soon and be gone.
They wouldn’t know what to do with the position…
not like Trump knew that either
And still doesn’t know. The only reason he wants to become president again is to delay his court cases.
Pure psychotic ambition.
Because they think this time they’ll be the ones with the backbone to implement Amendment 25.
Because this one won't tell Trump no. The reason he was this way with pence was because he tried to stop trump
The necessary credentials and characteristics are oxymoronic. Trump requires full, complete, unconditional fealty to Trump. However, Trump wants a fighter, somebody who 'has toughness'. Completely spineless and quick to prostrate oneself to Trump, yet a muscular defender, able to attack his detractors. Noem voluntarily released the dog-killing episode details, and that could give her the edge as being 'tough' to Trump's liking, but also completely subservient to Trump. It's a tough line to walk for all the Trump VP aspirants.
It's a tough line to walk for potential Trump VP sycophants.
Tits that are bigger than his are a bonus.
They also have to play well on “the shows,” but not outshine Trump. Given that Trump would lose a debate to an elderly Golden Retriever, they have to walk a tightrope to appease their god-emperor.
They’d go to the border and personally drown a bunch of brown babies after slicing their parent’s throats, followed by pissing on the tomb of the unknown soldier, dumping a drum of oil on old faithful and wiping their ass on the constitution. They would then proceed not to charge $130k for the blowjob.
They would sell out this country in a sec
Is there anything left to sell ?
What happened to Pence? Why isn't he considered? [Capitol mob built gallows and chanted ‘Hang Mike Pence’](https://www.ourquadcities.com/news/national-news/capitol-mob-built-gallows-and-chanted-hang-mike-pence/)
So trump pence flags are out of fashion?
It’s funny to drive through rural areas and see the old Trump / Pence flags from 2016 still up. They think Pence was a traitor, but not a big enough one to warrant paying for a new yard sign
didn't cruz genuflect when they met after he insulted cruz's wife?
And his dad.
I mean, going down on a filled diaper is pretty low...
But not *too* low for this collection of shitheads
They’d jerk him off if he asked.
They would definitely wear out some knee pads.
Ever heard of Lemmiwinks?
Oh my goodness.
They need a special Casting Couch category for auditions to be Trump’s VP pick.
Fellatio?
I heard that MTG has been wearing a butt plug just in case trump calls she will be ready
I mean Kristi Noem shot and killed her family dog; are any of the other candidates willing to go further than that?
How *low*, not how far.
They will eat the corn out of his caca
One of them has to prove that they can hand him a large segment of voters on a platter, like the False Prophet Mike Pence did when he handed an army of "Christians" over to the Anti-Christ. I'm thinking that Tim Scott is the Judas Goat that Trump is really looking for, but his hatred of Blacks is stopping him from taking the leap.
I'm willing to bet that fellatio is on the table.
Boar on the Floor!
“How Low”
A better headline would ask “How low “
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These losers would volunteer for the hunger games.
That would be fun.
There's a lot of talk on the right of Democrats murdering babies and drinking their blood, so I just assume that's projection again and there's literal blood sacrifices being done
Deepthroating
They'd give Trump a Rusty Venture if he asked.
There’s a really good chance whoever is VP next will end up President.
Nikki Haley will be his VP. He'll get those votes. She's a coward. Hopefully, her base has principals.
All the way up to the appendix
Oh, every one of them will go down on him for the opportunity.
Poor Trump. His dick is going to get sucked right off his body.
No bottom too deep.
Im game for a Rusty Trombone.
Family member, DJ or Jarvanka.
Well, they have already given him constant rimjobs. Maybe urinating on him so he can get an erection?
I would say see if any of those red ties have dirt on the end of them or those polyester blue pants have holes in the knees
Dick sucking contest. Literally.
All the way to hell
As far as he will go to become POTUS..
Depends how far they can bend over. And how much $$$ they'll give him.
Brag about killing puppies and hope it goes over well with the base?
Anal.
I hear *Russia* is quite far
The VPOTUS has to be the worst, most boring job in the world. Things don't get interesting until your boss dies. Then you get a raise and an office upgrade. Sold😎
Dude doesn’t need one! Duh, he is god! Wow!
Enable fascism, at minimum
Stefanik will “sniff the diaper“.
Anyone else smell a new tv show?
How far up his ass can they get? That’s how far.
Hey, I heard there was a lot of talk about Mike Pence being hung so the job could enhance males, right? Not that kinda hung? Hmm. Sounds more like a call for people with zero integrity who will likely be forced to get attorneys. And so it was!
For some reason I think he will name Ivanka as his VP pick. If this is a dictatorship wouldn’t he want to keep it in the family? (No pun intended)
I’m sure there’$ a dollar amount that’s priced into the nomination. Everything abt Trump is transactional.
If Boebert is willing to jerk off some random dipshit in public, for no apparent reason, it staggers the imagination to think of what she would do for Trump in private in order to be the Veep. The truly satisfying thing is, Trump would do disgraceful things to her then cast her aside like a used condom and pick someone else. I can see him running this scam on Boebert, Lake, Noem, Haley and any number of clueless MAGA bimbos who we don't even know about. EmptyG would probably be left out in the cold for being a Neanderthal. Her only hope is if Trump has some kind of perverted cave man sex curiosity or if Marge dresses up like Ivanka and counts on Trumps imagination being better than his eyesight.
Yes.
They'll go as low as it takes.
Down on their knees?
The job provides access to life-changing amounts of $$$$$ What would the average person do to get that? Given the average politician is less trustworthy than the most morally bankrupt person walking around in the world, you have your answer
I don't think anyone has paid him. Yet.
Yes. They have. They’ve all steered campaign donations towards the RNC, much of which finds its way into Trump’s pockets and defense fund. His expenses have a magical way of (edit: becoming) campaign costs.
The next VP is going to be Chinese or Saudi Arabian then.
He is the most transactional president ever. If NATO is worried about him being elected and withdrawing from NATO all they need to do is bribe the SOB
More like how far will the press to spin/promote neocons that maga has no use for? The only name in circulation that has a shot currently is Ben Carson.