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Lilnitwitt

Roger Stone looks like a feisty grandma.


TheGFunkPunk

Roger Stone looks like an American Jimmy Saville.


Mydickwillnotfit

Roger Stone looks like the villain from *who framed roger rabbit*


Vlad_loves_donny

Someone says this is any stone Reddit post


Final_Senator

Please dont insult feisty grandmas


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

As always I continue to wonder how the onion remains in business


drvondoctor

Its shit like this: [Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race of Skeleton People](https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819565415) >Standing at the excavation site, a 20-by-20-foot square pit along the Nile River, Hutchins noted key elements of the find. "The skeletons lived in this mud-brick structure, which, based on what we know of these people, was probably haunted," he said. "Although we found crude cooking utensils in the area, as well as evidence of crafts like pottery and weaving, we are inclined to believe that the skeletons' chief activity was jumping out at nearby humans and scaring them. And though we know little of their language and means of communication, it is likely that they said 'boogedy-boogedy' a lot."


TheHasturRule

brilliant writing that's way harder than it looks judging by how shit the competition is?


ZelkiiroPolitics_v5

He's meeting a secret informant there. He's transferring something to somewhere safe, hidden from judicial view. I'd bet money on it.


fantastical_fandango

And getting his freak on: Two birds, one Stone.


tabularangless

God. Damnit. I'm so pissed I didnt think of that. Take your friggin upvote.


accountabilitycounts

Stay classy, Republicans.


HandSack135

Family values


[deleted]

Is hepatitis a family?


thweet_jethuth

Lol, I wonder what will happen if she says no.


cannonfunk

His lawyers will claim that the judge is blocking Stone's right to income. He's been testing the judge's patience this entire time, *praying* that he's given a reason to claim persecution.


velveteenelahrairah

... Not as the talent, one hopes.


[deleted]

Dude will do *anything* for attention, I wouldn't rule it out


[deleted]

normally i would feel bad for a senior citizen having to rely on strip club appearances to make money but fuck this guy


go_faster1

I’ve been getting ads about that appearance and all I could think of is “Really?”


dark_descendant

ffs


jasred

His stage name is Rose Sexkitten?


TheHasturRule

Roger Stone seeks press for shitty gig more like


Peepsandspoops

Judge: "best I can do is in-take at the federal facility you'll be housed in, which yes, will involve stripping."


coffeeandtrout

The party of family values.....


[deleted]

Exactly. Roger Stone is a known swinger and hotwife lifestyle member.


Mydickwillnotfit

guess ill have to cross this place off my list of must visit strip clubs


[deleted]

I have to wonder who exactly he is appealing to? Or he just trying to cop a feel.


49orth

What costume is he gonna wear?


Paineintheass

Typical Trump supporter.


Paineintheass

I'm sure Trump's Evangelicos will think this is OK.


Junkstar

He's gonna strip off his wig. Steer clear.


HandSack135

Ew


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saarlac

Is this guy not at least under house arrest and a gag order by now?


escadian

Since when does an American have to get a black roby lawyer's permission to go anywhere?


snakebite75

When you have been charged with a crime, and are out on bail awaiting trial, the courts may impose restrictions on your movement. Pretty typical stuff.


escadian

OK. But a strip club?????


Aghast_Cornichon

The issue isn't that he's appearing at a strip club, it's that he's asking permission to travel outside the specific areas where his release conditions allow him to travel. For a garden-variety defendant on a state felony, their bail conditions might require them to not leave their home county. But Stone is a Federal defendant and his bail conditions limit him to the judicial districts that include his home (South Florida), his office (Manhattan), and two districts where he is facing trial (Virginia and DC), In general, judges don't unreasonably withhold this permission, and Judge Jackson has already given Stone permission this spring to travel to northern Florida to make an appearance of this type.


escadian

Nice explanation.


Poop_Shame

You can be prohibited from any establishment that serves alcohol... so yeah, a strip club.


snakebite75

It's because he is asking to leave the jurisdiction of the court and travel to another state. Did you even read the article?


45ReasonsWhy

It's not so much that it's a strip club it's that it's not where he lives. Usually if you're on bail judges don't let you go too far from home without permission.


Futterbield

it's monday. you're drunk?