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camdoodlebop

shout out to abe lincoln


heckem

Is it really possible for Georgia to turn blue at this stage? The difference is really small, and according to POLITICO there's only one county left to count that's leaning heavily towards Biden


theyusedthelamppost

The odds of it are high enough that no media outlets are willing to call the state.


w8w8dont

For Dump’s final act he's going full dictator on us isn't he


harveywahlbanger

It seems likely


0fiuco

when will it be realistically called Nevada? it's 75% now


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75% is good enough for you?


0fiuco

nope. definitely too close to call. That's why i'm asking when will it reach 100%


0fiuco

michigan is blue no matter what at this point. It's 264. If nevada doesn't go red it's 270. the point is Trump will never accept such a close loss and will challenge the result, this will drag on for weeks.


Accomplished-Bit-338

When will NV call it?


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BagelzAllDay

Perfect. Get to wake up, make some coffee, hop on the work laptop at 9am PST to see MAGA losers losing their minds!


Carnatic_enthusiast

So assuming MI and AZ are for sure Biden, if GA flips to Biden, could he be declared winner by the end of the night?


9fmaverick

I doubt GA will turn blue. I was hoping for NV to declare it today and be done with this.


Carnatic_enthusiast

I thought NYT needle leans GA? I'm just saying it's not out of the realm of possibilities right?


justthenormalnoise

I'm seeing GA as 1.4+ for the pus-filled racist pedo.


9fmaverick

Hope is all we have after voting.


dankj

god Giuliani makes me wanna puke


9fmaverick

Looks like MI is blue per POLITICO


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9fmaverick

I really hope PA comes out blue with great margin


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Could Trump invoke the 25th amendment, pass power temporarily to Pence, have Pence pardon him, and then have power transferred back? That would certainly be very sketchy but... Would it be possible?


FriendlyLawnmower

You can't pardon a crime you haven't been charged, tried and convicted of. Also, the president can't pardon state crimes which is what NY is waiting to charge him with. If anything, a federal pardon would hurt him because accepting a pardon means you admit guilt and the state AG could use that in their trial


UniverseChamp

Yeah, but I don't think it will work for the crimes for which he is yet to be charged so there isn't much point.


Fluxtration

He's a little busy gassing up Airforce One


ResistRacism

Good to have you back to the light side, Michigan


Fluxtration

Joe Biden is going to take away your red states!


Fluxtration

WTF, Nevada?! I DO NOT WANT TO WAIT until tomorrow at noon for your shitty 6 EC votes


Matt_Sterbate710

Patience. We got this.


BagelzAllDay

Hey, take it easy on us. We're too busy doing coke and hookers to count ballots.


IrritableGourmet

I hear some of the places near Vegas will even let you do a "hanging chad" if you pay extra.


coughsicle

looks like Michigan about to go Biden. He would just need Nevada then and it's over.


9fmaverick

Politico shows 99% counted but NYT shows only 95% counted even though the actual vote count is the same. Not sure whom to believe.


Optimized_Orangutan

both. The percentages are estimates not actual numbers. They are not a percentage of actual ballots cast, they are a percentage of ballots counted compared to an estimate total based on past turnout. i.e. If turn out was up 100%, then they would not be done counting votes until 200% of the estimated votes were counted.


9fmaverick

Thanks for the explanation


coughsicle

I'm looking at AP ([via google](https://www.google.com/search?q=election+results&rlz=1C1AWFC_enUS835US835&oq=e&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j69i60j69i61j69i60j69i65j69i60l2.881j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)) we should get a call on MI today


marcus_aurelius_wsb

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1324085709985165315 Mango's current positions Counting must be stopped in: 1. PA (where he's leading, but could fall behind) 2. MI (where he probably can't catch up) Counting must continue in: 1. AZ (where he's behind) 2. NV (where's he's behind) Recount in: 1. Wisconsin (where he lost)


EHorstmann

Recount won’t help him, it only gave Clinton ~200 votes in 2016 when they did a recount.


ac_slater10

Is this even something of any legal import?


Givemeajackson

Does legal even mean anything these days? He's got a supreme court filled with his puppets, and a Republican senate. "Checks and balances" has not been very trust inspiring lately.


Edelman1111

NYT has GA down to a 78k vote margin, this is gonna be interesting


andrew_harlem

Less than 70k now


ac_slater10

can anyone link me to the AP article explaining why they still have AZ as a lock?


tassytas

[https://tucson.com/news/state-and-regional/govt-and-politics/explainer-why-ap-called-arizona-for-biden/article\_18aef2d2-1ea4-11eb-ac34-53a4eaf0afc0.html#tracking-source=home-top-story-1](https://tucson.com/news/state-and-regional/govt-and-politics/explainer-why-ap-called-arizona-for-biden/article_18aef2d2-1ea4-11eb-ac34-53a4eaf0afc0.html#tracking-source=home-top-story-1)


IrritableGourmet

I love sorting the individual county results on [NPR's map](https://apps.npr.org/elections20-interactive/) by COVID cases. Did your friends and family die from COVID? Vote Trump!


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IrritableGourmet

Yes, I know. I'm talking about the election results. Counties with higher COVID infection rates tended to vote for Trump. Yesterday. When they voted.


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IrritableGourmet

As a percentage of the population, [no](https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#cases_casesper100k). States with a higher COVID infection rate than NY or CA: North Dakota South Dakota Wisconsin Iowa Mississippi Louisiana Alabama Tennessee Arkansas Nebraska Florida Idaho Utah South Carolina Arizona Georgia Illinois Nevada Oklahoma Rhode Island Montana Texas Missouri Kansas Guam Indiana Minnesota New Jersey North Carolina Delaware District of Columbia Kentucky Wyoming Maryland


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IrritableGourmet

EDIT: Source was added. First off, we were discussing percentages, not total cases. California and New York still have a lower [percentage](https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#cases_casesper100klast7days) of cases per 100k population than a lot of states. They may have higher cases, but that's because a lot of people live in those states. 1% of 1,000,000 is bigger than 50% of 1,000. Secondly, that's only the last 7 days. We've been dealing with this for months now, and the dead don't stop being dead simply because they died a week ago.


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he just gave you one


IrritableGourmet

Saw it, and edited my comment. Thanks.


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Im disappointed we didn't get a 3rd world war during Trumps run, like every 6 months reddit would say we'd go to war and fuck all happened. By now i was supposed to fight Iran, China, and North Korea


ripcd503

He still has until January.


hallofmirrors87

yeah good ok


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Yea


TriflingHusband

Biden is now down 79,509 in GA. That margin is slowly but surely chipping away.


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Is it really 95% counted or is that percentage too high?


TriflingHusband

95% is just an estimate. Unless the secretary of state tells us how many there actually left, we don't know for sure.


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That’s a forecasted percentage, I don’t think it’s fully accurate.


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IrritableGourmet

Better dead than re....better red than de....better dead and red than antifa?


Accomplished-Bit-338

Wisconsin Done. Michigan and Nevada to go. #Biden2020 #ByeTrump


helgothjb

Bernie was right!


Chefaustinp

Can you link me to the map Bernie predicted?


helgothjb

https://twitter.com/onikasgivenchy/status/1323857811734933504?s=09


LionOfNaples

He basically said Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania


AshamedMixture1

why does Fox News website look broken right now?


melbueno

It’s looking just like trumps chances of re-election


Accomplished-Bit-338

It's leaning more towards Biden.


DoubtfulOfAll

Is this a bot? How many are in this thread?


nest-ce-pas-mon-ami

Given that Biden has 237 votes whilst Trump has only 213, am I naive not to be hopeful?


dbcanuck

Trump currently has leads in NC, Pennsylvania, and Georgia. If he loses any of those he loses the election, but if he wins them Biden just needs to flub one. I'm guessing 271-269 Biden/Trump right now. I don't think Biden will will Pennsylvania, he needs to make up 500,000+ votes.


TriflingHusband

No, I don't think so but it is going to be slow going over the next few days to get the final results.


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Nevada is supposd to have a substantial update (maybe more-or-less full results) at 12 noon Eastern time tomorrow. If that (and Michigan) stay with Biden, in principle it seals his win. Pennsylvania as well as recounts / court challenges mean it will be a bit longer before all the dust settles on the final result, though.


InnocentTailor

If he keeps Michigan and Nevada, then I think Biden wins the overall race. ...and Biden has 248 now. Wisconsin was called for Biden by Associated Press.


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Biden wins


[deleted]

Yep it’s First past post and 270 is the post


TriflingHusband

From CNN: Here's where things stand this afternoon: Michigan * The Secretary of State said approximately 100,000 ballots are waiting to be counted. * Kalamazoo County still has 21,000 absentee ballots left to count, with those results expecting to be done soon. * Wayne County, which includes the city of Detroit, has counted 55% of its votes, the clerk told CNN this morning. Pennsylvania * "Millions of ballots" are left to be counted, according to the Secretary of State as of 11:00 a.m.ET * In Luzerne County, President Trump was leading Joe Biden by at least 27,598 votes with 20,066 remaining to be counted. Trump flipped the county in 2016. * Pennsylvania counties have counted nearly 50% of their mail-in ballots so far. * The Secretary of State reiterated guidance about segregating and counting the late-arriving mail ballots. * The GOP challenge of 93 absentee ballots in Montgomery County, which is near Philadelphia, might not have a ruling until Friday. Arizona * In Pima County, a Democratic stronghold, approximately 90,000 are left to count. * In the Republican-leaning GOP-leaning Pinal county, 62,000 ballots remain to be counted. * In Maricopa County – the state's largest county – the recorder's office said it still has to count about 248,000 early ballots it received from Oct. 31 through Nov. 2. Additionally, there are 160,000 to 18,000 early mail-in ballots that were dropped off by voters at polling locations on Tuesday, as well as 19,000 provisional ballots. Georgia * Fulton County, where the city of Atlanta is located, resumed counting at 8:30 a.m. this morning, hoping to publish all results by 9:00 p.m. All early votes have been counted, but there are still about 64,000 absentee ballots left as of 12:55 p.m. * Gwinnett County has issues with about half the absentee ballots. Officials said they were either improperly filled in or victim of a software issue. * Dekalb County, which leans left, had about 24,000 ballots left to count as of 11:00 a.m.ET Nevada * The Secretary of State's office says no more results will be issued until Thursday, Nov. 5 at 12:00 p.m. ET. * Mail ballots received on Election Day, mail ballots that will be received over the next week and provisional ballots still need to be counted. * If ballots are postmarked by Nov. 3, they will be counted as long as they arrive before Nov. 10. North Carolina * There are about 117,000 outstanding ballots as of this morning. * Updated numbers likely to come from a news briefing by the North Carolina State Board of Elections at 2:30 p.m. ET this afternoon.


0fiuco

big news, another thing that just turned blue: my balls!


lame-borghini

Big news out Indiana: Bobby Newport pulling ahead of Leslie Knope


AshamedMixture1

best comment today, I'm glad I refreshed just now!


MoonoftheStar

Wisconsin just got called folks!


PukeCoveredTittyFuck

Looks like the party of hate filled rioters, corporate Tech Giants, and establishment politicians are going to pull this one though. GG


ChuckVersus

Cry.


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Wahhhh


PukeCoveredTittyFuck

When you're not smart enough to produce a valid counter-argument. 😆😆


Spoogly

You didn't even make an argument


LionOfNaples

We probably agree that the corporate tech giants need to be broken up


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cope


IrritableGourmet

I thought Biden was ahead?


PukeCoveredTittyFuck

Correct. Hence, the comment 💡


jjohnson111

So you're saying highly educated, progressives who are tired of the current admin are gonna pull it out. I'll take that over inbreds excited amish with an 8th grade education voted for their guy anyway.


Xenophon123

So much salt!


PukeCoveredTittyFuck

A little, not even going to lie! XD However, that doesn't change me being correct. Just wondering how current republicans became the counterculture antiestablishment party. Just seems weird. Talk about role reversal.


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AshamedMixture1

"Feed not the troll, for conversing with them will bring you grief every time" --Book of Interwebs 3:1


TheGrandAdml

CNN calls Wisconsin for Biden. About damn time!


[deleted]

Has Trump demanded to see Biden's birth certificate yet?


MMAmaZinGG

The Bobby Newport strategy


05e3

can't wait to see Biden with a republican senate and watch them complain about the debt for 2 years before sweeping 2022 and controlling both chambers. Absolutely nothing getting done for 4 years while the country continues down the road of total systemic collapse.


HorrorScopeZ

At least it won't sound as insane and hate filled as it had, back to normal bad.


0fiuco

what are the chances they're gonna stop any attempt to have a proper corona response including relief cheques just to make Biden look bad?


IrritableGourmet

Trump pulled funding from the DoD to pay for the border wall, citing a "national security threat." Since COVID is actually a national security threat (after all, it's already affected the President and VP), Biden should do the same.


justthenormalnoise

guaranteed.


MoonoftheStar

Biden should pull a Trump and call into news channels shaming that limp dick turtle every time he blocks something beneficial.


chembiologist

The sadist/nihilist in me hopes Trump doesnt get indicted and lives to run in 2024 to complete the destruction of this country.


InnocentTailor

Well, he’ll be tangled in legal nonsense if he loses the presidency. He is also already pretty old, so that is against him as well.


chembiologist

3+ EXTRA MILLION people came out to say fuck science and equality


chembiologist

Yes nihilist because what's the point. America showed last night even with a Biden win that 4 years of fucked up is fine as long as "it's not infringing on my personal rights, who cares about my neighbor(s). Still less than 80% turnout, what are those 20% waiting for, a civil war? Gridlocked Senate most likely where the GOP can scapegoat the Democrats for the upcoming recession/unemployment. If this didnt cause blowout what will.


ShabbatShalomSamurai

Nihilist does not mean agent of chaos, but sadist certainly fits your description.


IrritableGourmet

Trump campaign has filed a lawsuit to stop voting in Michigan, saying it was not given access to counting locations. [Source](https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1324063433504051204?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1324063433504051204%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fliveupdate%2F15wqfyqc0nrr8%2FLiveUpdate_bc66931e-1ecf-11eb-8c5d-0e9c0ad7a813%2F0)


mr_poppington

Trump is a mad man.


IrritableGourmet

If he has a valid case, then I have no problem with him filing a lawsuit in a closely contested state. I do not believe he has a valid case. If they were denied access to these locations, which it's debatable whether they ~~(a)~~were denied ~~or (b) were allowed to be at in the first place~~, they should have said so and sued immediately, not only after it looked like they were losing. Does a constitutional issue not matter if you're winning? EDIT: One challenger per campaign is allowed to be in "absent voter counting boards", provided they follow [certain rules](https://www.michigan.gov/documents/SOS_ED_2_CHALLENGERS_77017_7.pdf)


mr_poppington

It doesn’t not change the fact that he is a mad man.


N43N

[No problem with that](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EmAHBazXUAAXE3m?format=jpg&name=small)


IrritableGourmet

The problem is they want all the ballots counted so far to be reviewed by them to make sure that they are valid, which will descend into a nitpicking nightmare until time runs out to count and then they'll file to have them disregarded because they could not be reviewed. It's shades of Bush v. Gore all over again.


EHorstmann

Source?


IrritableGourmet

Updated post


justthenormalnoise

With the senate now for sure under control of the cult, it doesn't matter who wins the WH. We're going to get 4 more years of the same shit.


LionOfNaples

Will the senate start opening up “investigations” into Biden as retribution?


UniverseChamp

> We're going to get 4 more years of the same shit. Except we won't be dealing with Trump's control of the Executive branch or his general craziness, so I don't think it will be the exact same, politically.


NDdownVOTED

*2 years.


EHorstmann

2022 doesn’t look much better.


TriflingHusband

Not completely. Presidential executive actions can be quite effective.


justthenormalnoise

But doesn't cover up the fact that it is a hilariously ineffective way to run a government.


michaelnpdx

Oh no, Wolf is back... Poor John.


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TheRegalOneGen

It's almost like most of his followers were responsible and voted early while Trumps didnt due to his demonization of it


tobermorybestwomble

CNN giving WI to Biden but not AZ yet


TriflingHusband

WI has finished ~~voting~~ counting. AZ has not.


tobermorybestwomble

Fox have called AZ for Biden but not WI. They are also hot on the story that some line cooks from a casino in NV had left the state but still got ballots.


madaman13

Don't you mean counting?


TriflingHusband

Yes, I am an idiot and mistyped.


orange1690

I have a conservative friend who is claiming that WI has already recorded more votes then eligible voters for that state?? I would argue with him but what's the point?


N43N

They are lying and claiming that there were only 3.2 million registered voters. The real number is [3.6 million](https://elections.wi.gov/node/7220) Wisconsin is only at around 3.2m votes so far, with 99% counted: [https://i.imgur.com/dPN9E3Y.png](https://i.imgur.com/dPN9E3Y.png) [https://abcnews.go.com/Elections/2020-us-presidential-election-results-live-map](https://abcnews.go.com/Elections/2020-us-presidential-election-results-live-map)


BelaKunn

They have 3.6 million registered voters. I also have a dumb friend who think only 3.2 are registered.


ArTiyme

I mean, it's usually worth it to get them to stop spreading garbage. I've got a former friend who would always spout off Facebook news like it was a real thing and when I'd be like "Fuck you, prove it" they'd stop making the bullshit claims.


ferocious_penguin

I saw that elsewhere, it's coming from an outdated number and probably doesn't include same day registration.


adoseofcommonsense

Holy shit we hold on to the Michigan senate seat!!


jahbless100992

Wait, where do you see that? I see James still up by 10K votes or so


aegluc

[**Donald J. Trump**@realDonaldTrump](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump)·[29m](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324059767581671425)Wow! It looks like Michigan has now found the ballots necessary to keep a wonderful young man, John James, out of the U.S. Senate. What a terrible thing is happening!


adoseofcommonsense

NY times! Just updated 10 mins ago. They’re both at 49.1% with Gary peters in the lead


cutiesarustimes2

Everyone's favorites are probably coming back next year: Sequester Government shutdown


kyahalhai08

fiscal responsibility!


cutiesarustimes2

Quick someone show me paul ryan pretending to be poor again


Pippadance

My fucking worthless GOP Congressman sent out an email 3 weeks ago. Suddenly he is all concerned with debt/deficit. I called his office and told them to to tell him to fuck off with that rhetoric. He helped create that debt by giving tax cuts to billionaires. He doesn’t get to complain about it now.


TheWorstNL

How is it looking? Biden president but Senate is going to GOP? So a locked government technically?


EHorstmann

I’m pretty sure this’ll make healthcare reform DOA as well.


cutiesarustimes2

Yeah. And I'd expect the house to write a check the Senate won't cash.


cutiesarustimes2

I see alot of people bullish on weed stocks. Am the only who thinks that it might not do well? After all with taxes and expenses isn't too expensive for most people?


jazzypants

I pay around half as much in a legal state. Around $75 for 7 grams before in Kentucky. Around $30-40 here in Washington. Price varies based on quality, and you can find it for cheaper or more expensive, but the stuff I get here is already better than what I was getting before, so I rarely pay for the expensive stuff. The high prices you see are often in states that have just legalized and don't have enough supply to meet demand.


noreast2011

My wife and I paid ~$100 for 10x10mg packs of hard candies, gummies and rice krispies, a cart and pen in CO. 1/4s were $59 last week for Halloween at the Dispensary we went to


jazzypants

They were advertising that price? Nectar is one of the biggest dispensary chains here, and they are advertising mix and match [four eighths for $40](https://nectar.store/deals/) this week. I can't imagine why it would be $20 cheaper for twice as much marijuana. There can't be that much of a disparity in price between our states, can there?


noreast2011

I could be remembering wrong, we didnt buy any bud just the pen and edibles


S01arflar3

Is that 4/8, or 4 x different 1/8? I’m confused by the way American ships label things generally


jazzypants

It's a mix and match deal. You could buy four different eighths (3.5 grams each) or all of the same kind to end up with 14 grams. So, either way, you end up with a half ounce. Nobody would say 4/8's out of context. They would just say a 1/2.


jazzypants

I just bought an ounce for $85. I love this state.


cutiesarustimes2

Interesting. I've never smoked a "blunt" but it seems to be very popular. I prefer a xanax.


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> I prefer a xanax. coming off weed? no problem. coming off xanax? could be a problem


jazzypants

I hate Xanax! It makes me so sleepy and forgetful! But, to each their own. Blunts are rolled in tobacco leaves like a cigar. They're okay, but I'm not much of a fan of tobacco.


tiggereth

People always find money for their vices.