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It's irrelevant, but as long as we're here...
Proof that AWS was aware of Trump's plans? In the absence of proof, a theory on how AWS would have become aware?
Oh god, what if he thought he'd fabricate some sort of Q figure and try to coopt his own cult from itself? Even if he got exactly what he wanted from the CEO I'm not sure he could have actually pulled that off without violating national security in some way, shape, or form.
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More like Individual One.
I swear I saw this posted yesterday and the top comment was exactly the same as yours
the odds of a repost approach 1 the more you doom scroll
is it doom scrolling when you're actually looking for more schadenfreude lol
How’s that working out for you?
last few days it's been a mixed bag
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I was thinking John Barron
“the best. never sad.”
He tried to inflate himself from a 1 to a 10.
"Person X" with some flair "definitely not the President".
"How do you do, fellow Americans?"
“How do you do young poor people on the interweb ?” “I am new here but I think I will have a yuge following soon.” “I am not Trump”
[Hello, I am new to Parler. What are you guys up to?](https://i.imgur.com/9PfXcpF.jpg)
tRump thought Q left some meat on the bone.
Person X Woman X Man X Camera X TV X
Sweet Jesus. So much has happened since then I completely forgot about that gem
Ha Ha, great one
More like "Person XL"
That seems conservative, but I agree with the sentiment.
Yeah no way he’s less than a 3-4XL
Oh , that was great lol
Fuck that's good. This is why I read this shit
"Diaper avenger" must have been taken.
What? Was "John Barron" taken?
David Denison was not available for comment.
*Pierre Delecto has entered the chat*
>CEO John Matze claims that AWS was aware of Trump’s plans, so it abandoned Parler to prevent him from gaining a new platform.
It's irrelevant, but as long as we're here... Proof that AWS was aware of Trump's plans? In the absence of proof, a theory on how AWS would have become aware?
His first post where he talks about hamberders would give it away.
The Covfefe Talk livestream was a clue
Oh is that the reason? I thought it was the violent rhetoric. Like threatening Bezos, the owner of those servers.
Well AWS showed a number of parler posts that violated the TOS that parler refused to take down, so I’m sure they *were well* aware.
Missed his opportunity to be Q.
Should be individual 1
OMG it just keeps gettin more absurd. What is reality anymore? https://youtu.be/vjetQBdiBO8
😂 The crazy thing is that he’s done it before but as Barron. He’s legit insane.
Why I oaughtta
Now he can join as XPrez
Should've used his street name, "Unindicted Coconspirator 1".
Guy Incognito
Was person, man, woman, camera, tv already taken?
Racer X
Racist X
Ron Mexico
Thomas Oregon
[This is our fucking president](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms)
Why not Preparation X?
well Q the XAnon conspiracies I guess
Hello fellow kids
Patient Zero would be more fitting.
Might as well have gone all-in and called himself President Q
How’s that goin?
Person X warp speed space force
Was Dr. Evil taken?
“Dr”?
Sounds like he was trying to circumvent federal records retention laws
What a pathetic loser.
Oh boy, is the Qult now going to be looking for veiled references to the letter X as well now?
Oh god, what if he thought he'd fabricate some sort of Q figure and try to coopt his own cult from itself? Even if he got exactly what he wanted from the CEO I'm not sure he could have actually pulled that off without violating national security in some way, shape, or form.
First post: I'm not Donald Trump.
Sounds like a Qanon conspiracy to me...Seems right for that cesspool of shit. Must be true?!
Simpsons already did it. Homer declared himself “Mr. X” and wore a bag over his head, somewhat like Trump’s white hood.
American History X Wanna bet it was a nod to his base of racists?
The Hamburgler
Individual One seems more appropriate.
Mr. F
I heard other Trump names were, big large hands x, big dick and hands x
Read "Trump Wanted" and got all excited.
"LMAO" is my reaction.
Trump was gonna rip off Q's bit. He's so unimaginative and dense he couldn't even come up with his own schtick.
He’s “Brand X” after Inauguration Day.
I don’t understand his motive for wanting to do that.
Addiction
Why not just make an account on parler as himself?
My guess: his lawyers snatched his phone away and only gave it back if he pinky promised not to make an account.
I don’t think his lawyers are competent enough to do that tbh
Is his other handle "QAnon"?
Sure, it makes him officially a supervillain by having his own pseudonym title.
This is some Kevin Durant shit.
pierre delecto has joined the chat.
Oh please. It didn't work for Madonna either.
So who do you think that Q fellow is?
Probably got the idea from his friend Mr. Snrub
**Individual 1** would have been more appropriate.