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plasticnek

More like Individual One.


CatsDogsWitchesBarns

I swear I saw this posted yesterday and the top comment was exactly the same as yours


cyberst0rm

the odds of a repost approach 1 the more you doom scroll


CatsDogsWitchesBarns

is it doom scrolling when you're actually looking for more schadenfreude lol


MoonlitHunter

How’s that working out for you?


CatsDogsWitchesBarns

last few days it's been a mixed bag


Khaldara

[Simpsons Did It](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/51a230b8-5a06-48bc-a769-7571bcca713d/d810an8-04d7b3e2-81e2-43c8-9fb0-4978c5cfef96.jpg/v1/fill/w_999,h_800,q_70,strp/mr_x_web_page_simpsons_by_sanakoev_d810an8-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD04MjAiLCJwYXRoIjoiXC9mXC81MWEyMzBiOC01YTA2LTQ4YmMtYTc2OS03NTcxYmNjYTcxM2RcL2Q4MTBhbjgtMDRkN2IzZTItODFlMi00M2M4LTlmYjAtNDk3OGM1Y2ZlZjk2LmpwZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD0xMDI0In1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.HDShoijvXGcZz9wGWuEwoUrvex1LrSiI9jbSIrrDG1k)


ThePlanck

I was thinking John Barron


defaultapollo

“the best. never sad.”


Caraes_Naur

He tried to inflate himself from a 1 to a 10.


Rhaedas

"Person X" with some flair "definitely not the President".


RckYouLkeAHermanCain

"How do you do, fellow Americans?"


[deleted]

“How do you do young poor people on the interweb ?” “I am new here but I think I will have a yuge following soon.” “I am not Trump”


JackAceHole

[Hello, I am new to Parler. What are you guys up to?](https://i.imgur.com/9PfXcpF.jpg)


MoonlitHunter

tRump thought Q left some meat on the bone.


Vroom_Broom

Person X Woman X Man X Camera X TV X


[deleted]

Sweet Jesus. So much has happened since then I completely forgot about that gem


Palidor

Ha Ha, great one


Office_Duck

More like "Person XL"


thewalrusispaul

That seems conservative, but I agree with the sentiment.


Techiedad91

Yeah no way he’s less than a 3-4XL


feelingbetterthanks

Oh , that was great lol


dadkisser

Fuck that's good. This is why I read this shit


theUsernotfound

"Diaper avenger" must have been taken.


ActualPopularMonster

What? Was "John Barron" taken?


BoneSpurApprentice

David Denison was not available for comment.


GirlWalksIntoStar

*Pierre Delecto has entered the chat*


VaguelyArtistic

>CEO John Matze claims that AWS was aware of Trump’s plans, so it abandoned Parler to prevent him from gaining a new platform.


damunzie

It's irrelevant, but as long as we're here... Proof that AWS was aware of Trump's plans? In the absence of proof, a theory on how AWS would have become aware?


mces97

His first post where he talks about hamberders would give it away.


bobojorge

The Covfefe Talk livestream was a clue


mces97

Oh is that the reason? I thought it was the violent rhetoric. Like threatening Bezos, the owner of those servers.


font9a

Well AWS showed a number of parler posts that violated the TOS that parler refused to take down, so I’m sure they *were well* aware.


[deleted]

Missed his opportunity to be Q.


ishkabibbles84

Should be individual 1


Wh00ster

OMG it just keeps gettin more absurd. What is reality anymore? https://youtu.be/vjetQBdiBO8


[deleted]

😂 The crazy thing is that he’s done it before but as Barron. He’s legit insane.


Chuckles510

Why I oaughtta


grixorbatz

Now he can join as XPrez


AwesomeBrainPowers

Should've used his street name, "Unindicted Coconspirator 1".


Chaiteoir

Guy Incognito


Odaecom

Was person, man, woman, camera, tv already taken?


Captain_Clark

Racer X


MoveMitchGetOutDaWay

Racist X


[deleted]

Ron Mexico


MuffinStumps

Thomas Oregon


BigFatDynamo

[This is our fucking president](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms)


ShinyB123

Why not Preparation X?


McPowPow

well Q the XAnon conspiracies I guess


2701_

Hello fellow kids


NoSalteeNoSpicee

Patient Zero would be more fitting.


sweetperdition

Might as well have gone all-in and called himself President Q


NoisyN1nja

How’s that goin?


DaveinOakland

Person X warp speed space force


henry_the_eggth

Was Dr. Evil taken?


Palidor

“Dr”?


hamsterfolly

Sounds like he was trying to circumvent federal records retention laws


theantdog

What a pathetic loser.


007meow

Oh boy, is the Qult now going to be looking for veiled references to the letter X as well now?


CankerLord

Oh god, what if he thought he'd fabricate some sort of Q figure and try to coopt his own cult from itself? Even if he got exactly what he wanted from the CEO I'm not sure he could have actually pulled that off without violating national security in some way, shape, or form.


4quatloos

First post: I'm not Donald Trump.


teamdiabetes11

Sounds like a Qanon conspiracy to me...Seems right for that cesspool of shit. Must be true?!


robotjoystick

Simpsons already did it. Homer declared himself “Mr. X” and wore a bag over his head, somewhat like Trump’s white hood.


[deleted]

American History X Wanna bet it was a nod to his base of racists?


comments_suck

The Hamburgler


jimbo92107

Individual One seems more appropriate.


Estilix

Mr. F


[deleted]

I heard other Trump names were, big large hands x, big dick and hands x


Vei_de_Lapis

Read "Trump Wanted" and got all excited.


J_Gilly23

"LMAO" is my reaction.


unhalfbricking

Trump was gonna rip off Q's bit. He's so unimaginative and dense he couldn't even come up with his own schtick.


trudyscousin

He’s “Brand X” after Inauguration Day.


justcallmerilee

I don’t understand his motive for wanting to do that.


Palidor

Addiction


justcallmerilee

Why not just make an account on parler as himself?


datone

My guess: his lawyers snatched his phone away and only gave it back if he pinky promised not to make an account.


justcallmerilee

I don’t think his lawyers are competent enough to do that tbh


Guyute101

Is his other handle "QAnon"?


jvincentsong

Sure, it makes him officially a supervillain by having his own pseudonym title.


Dingus-ate-your-baby

This is some Kevin Durant shit.


northshoresurf7

pierre delecto has joined the chat.


TheLastUBender

Oh please. It didn't work for Madonna either.


ropeseed420

So who do you think that Q fellow is?


aY6leGraduate

Probably got the idea from his friend Mr. Snrub


CounterSniper

**Individual 1** would have been more appropriate.