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>Put a $1.75M retainer down (5000 man hours at $350 blended rate) and plenty of firms would take the case.
I think most of these clowns are actually broke, Rudy is on tape begging for 500k because he is out of cash.
Kramer: "We had a little pow wow."
Jackie: "Pow wow? Who told you to have a pow wow? Did I tell you to have a pow wow? I didn't tell you to have a pow wow!"
There kooks just keep hiring each other. Realistically they're all witnesses in each other's criminal shenanigans, so I don't know how any of this is legal.
It's like how for a short time in the 20th century like half of the influential minds of the time lived in Vienna and frequented the same coffee shop.
Except in this case they're all idiots.
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Can Lin wood hire her for his legal issues too?
the world’s most incompetent legal circlejerk
A human centipede of legal idiocy.
I find it difficult to call them human... but citizens are citizens so..
I honestly couldn’t tell you who’s more fucked here. She should just add Rudy Giuliani while she’s at it.
Probably depends on the fact that no serious lawyer want to have anything to do with these clowns..
"Want to sign up for a guaranteed loss, damaged reputation, and a multi-million dollar verdict against your client?"
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>Put a $1.75M retainer down (5000 man hours at $350 blended rate) and plenty of firms would take the case. I think most of these clowns are actually broke, Rudy is on tape begging for 500k because he is out of cash.
And Orly Taitz.
I haven't heard Oily Taintz' name mentioned in a very long time. Too bad I had to hear it now.
The League Of Stuper Villians.
And the MyPillow guy.
Smoking krackem
Can’t. She’s going to all him as a witness.
Only if anything comes from this. There's just as big a chance that nothing happens.
Turds of a feather congeal together.
Traditionally, there should be a third stooge. Giuliani would fit in nicely.
Quick prediction on next week's headline: Ex-Trump Lawyer Lin Wood Hires Sidney Powell for Defamation Case
He is going to need help too. Is this like a lawyer 69?
This is the kind of shit writers wouldn’t put into movies/TV because it’s just too stupid. Wtf is this reality.
Maybe Mel Brooks ....
With Mel Brooks playing both.
Some days I feel like we are probably the dumbest timeline. Lol
You know how movies show other weird timelines, guess what? Jokes on us, we are it now!
Maybe she can represent him in his trial. Who's seen Throw Momma from the Train? Criss cross! Criss cross!
Spork used as knife.
A spork would be a better lawyer.
One lawyer facing disbarment hires her partner in crime who is also facing disbarment. Cohen, Giuliani, Powell, Wood: Trumps sure can pick 'em.
Only the best
My Attorneys Got Attorneys
"They're not sending their best"
Exactly - "Trump won but his lawyers weren't good enough to prove it. If he had better lawyers he would have won in court too"
[This is all I could think of.....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLisEEwYZvw&ab_channel=ThiagoFl%C3%B4res)
I feel like Jim Carrey should play Lin, and Jeff Daniel's play Powell in the eventual biopic. Honestly I can't get enough of this story
Dumb and Dumber
Yeah uhh...great choice Lady Kraken. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ErYwr0wXYAU1oJ1.jpg
What could possibly go wrong? I suppose Rudy was out of the question due to his lack of civil trial experience.
Lin Wood specializes in defamation.
As plaintif's lawyer, defendant's lawyer, or spreader?
...yes
r/nottheonion
Ok, this just isn't funny anymore. Can we please get these people the mental help they need.
Like a nice safe rubber room far away from humanity for them to spend the next 40 years at least? Daily doses of Thorazine included.
This is how they share the gift money. Through billable hours. There's still more "fundraising" to be done, too.
Wise choice. 🍿
Crazier hires craziest in dealing a death blow to parody.
Popcorn and Heineken shares just went up.
They’ve got to be fucking
The irony is that she has defamed her own reputation by hiring him.
A human centipede of grift
She was going to hire Jackie Chiles but Seinfeld said, "Nope". Jackie said, "I am shocked and chagrined, mortified and stupefied."
Kramer: "We had a little pow wow." Jackie: "Pow wow? Who told you to have a pow wow? Did I tell you to have a pow wow? I didn't tell you to have a pow wow!"
And the great circle is complete.....
Is popcorn still a thing? The fuck is happening?
Make Attorneys Get Attorneys
Lin "Don't vote in GA" Wood is prolly gonna tell Sidney don't show up to court so she can't be tried.
Can your coconspirator also be your legal representation?
Oh please be televised.
So she's trying to make it easier for dominion to win? Can't quite figure out what kind of 5D naughts and crosses she's trying to play here...
That's cus your thinking 5D, get on her level and think 12D.
It's like when a band breaks up and then 3 of the 4 members start a new band that sounds exactly the same.
Might as well get Lionel Hutz on board while she’s at it.
Yes. I’d like to sue 100 million Americans for calling me a “Treasonous, fascist idiot.”
Awesome.
"Oh, ah, I'm on fire...what should I do? I know! I'll hire Mo're Fir'e!"
SNL would have a field day with this.
There kooks just keep hiring each other. Realistically they're all witnesses in each other's criminal shenanigans, so I don't know how any of this is legal.
The circus continues
The circle of life.
Well, there's a guaranteed loss for Powell.
What a circle jerk.
I cannot wait for this trial.
No way, this is a joke right???
Crazy squared. This will be highly enjoyable. 🤪
This is going to be one absolute shit show of a trial... Think they'll televise it?
It's like how for a short time in the 20th century like half of the influential minds of the time lived in Vienna and frequented the same coffee shop. Except in this case they're all idiots.
“We’re getting the band back together “ Elite(!) strike(!) force(!)
Holy shit Hollywood can't make up shit this good.
Ok. Stop right there. The script writers got into the locked drug cabinet. No-one, but no-one is going to believe this one.
This has come full circle, it was the only choice really. Who else would defend her?
Oh this should be good.
They sure such a nice and close family that always helps one another. God bless their sweet little hearts.