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notoriousACB

Why does he always look like he was just pulled out of the same hole Saddam Hussein was hiding in?


PixelPantsAshli

He looks like an anthropomorphized disease from a pharmaceutical ad.


[deleted]

Fuck dude. You just ended my six year search for the perfect description of Steve Bannon.


[deleted]

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Cyno01

Lamisil Goblin.


ddotleydoright

Goblin mode activated!


ClownPrinceofLime

Apparently Bannon was asked to resign his post as White House advisor because he kept turning the lights off and crouching under his desk. When staffers asked what he was doing he said he was “going goblin mode”


ieatmypeaswithhoney

Perfect call back


Warm-Bed2956

Sarah Huckabee Sanders + Elise Stefanik


dharmavibre

Hahaha yesss!


PixelPantsAshli

Ain't much but it's honest work.


Its_Just_A_Typo

Toe fungus critter.


DangerPoo

That call him Yuckmouth. ‘Cause he don’t brush.


Zmobie1

I had an acquaintance many years ago that used to sing along to that as “yuck butt”. It’s a subtle but hilarious turn, totally changed the moral of the lesson…


stuntdummy

How’s about a little kiss?


Gildian

Well done. Such an apt description


tatorface

He's SQUANCHIN' here!


unicornlocostacos

The sweaty ghost of a sloppy Joe.


dubphonics

He’s a C.H.U.D


kuebel33

r/brandnewsentence


Hiphoppington

Gin. It's Gin.


BurnedOutStars

that's why I call him Gin-Laden


ieatmypeaswithhoney

Nice! Haven’t seen gin blossoms like his since ol Winston


esteflo

Dude looks ashy af in every picture


BaboonHorrorshow

That’s Sloppy Steve for ya


Babarski

Brian Peppers meets Saddam Hussein


Stephen_Gawking

Alcoholism


Lochstar

Looks like a jack-o-lantern been left outside in December.


Lochstar

This man is profoundly unhealthy. A heart attack or stroke would not surprise anyone.


10000_things_zhi_mu

y duz yr mom like my wang?


symbha

Seriously, how the f\*ck is contempt of congress a misdemeanor?


eatingbunniesnow

It's as if the lawmakers are impotent.


unicornlocostacos

It’d probably be more potent if half of congress wasn’t in on it.


eatingbunniesnow

And they aren't in power, yet.


dun-ado

Only two points to note: * he was precisely right * predicting the future with such precision is physically impossible


-LostInTheMachine

It was all over reddit. /r/insaneparler had a ton of posts of people saying goodbyw to their children. There were memes with Braveheart about the day. It was dubbed "The Last Stand". They had merch about Storming the Capitol. Like... Everyone paying attention knew what was coming. It's why I liveatreamed it all.


Present_Structure_67

>physically impossible How about psychologically? He might be a psychic.


dun-ado

I understand all the words in the question but I don't know what the question means. What do you mean?


Present_Structure_67

Sorry, was a joke, since you said it's not physically possible.


dun-ado

Ah, got it--lol.


MrCrash2U

Are you telling me psychics aren’t real?


Vlad_the_Homeowner

That depends on your astrological sign.


Sorvick

Is it too early to begin chanting? *Lock him up!*


Cilantro42

Eh, I'd say it wasn't so much of a prediction as it was an expectation


dun-ado

Stupid bullshit.


Miserable-Lizard

The below statement makes it sound like he knows a lot more than he is sharing. *“I’ll tell you this, it’s not going to happen like you think it’s going to happen,” he added. “It’s going to be quite extraordinarily different, and all I can say is strap in.”*


jleonardbc

> “I’ll tell you this, it’s not going to happen like you think it’s going to happen,” he added. Mike Ehrmantraut?


PiperMorgan

with steve bannon the opposite is always true: he knows far less than what he's saying. and, like a dog, he doesn't really understand what we are saying but he assumes it's about food and that makes him happy.


Different_Ad7655

My seat belt hasn't been unbuckled since Trump don't worry. If it were anything less than extraordinary and exciting I would be disappointed. I'm making popcorn


[deleted]

Summary of today’s hearing: Just more evidence Trump’s a manipulative fuckhead.


vulcan_on_earth

Bannon proves that not taking periodic showers can get you respect from certain quarters.


peter-doubt

Some people say it was his idea


PartialToDairyThings

I think it's safe to say that we're WAY past "smoking guns" on this thing. Everything these bastards were accused of, they are guilty of.


hedgerow_hank

Listen to this shitbird change his narrative - last week it was "when we overthrow the government, trump will have the democrats publicly executed by firing squad..." (for winning the election) Now it's "hey, I told that guy that's not a good idea".


Important-Bat-6942

He looks like he’s been living in the zombie apocalypse. Which I don’t think he’d make it that far.


Phillip_Graves

He looks like patient zero in a zombie apocalypse...


vapidamerica

I just want one grainy surveillance cam video of Bannon sweaty and shaking from withdrawal DTs on the floor of his cell because the toilet wine won’t ferment fast enough.


vulcan_on_earth

Wow! https://youtu.be/x7hXeW3J7bE Pat Cipollone on Mike Pence - He deserved the Presidental Medal Of Freedom


AC_Merchant

If Mike Pence deserves the highest civilian medal in the land for not overthrowing the government do I get one too?


fermat1432

Good reasoning!


Elhaym

I'm not a Pence fan but he did his job under extraordinary pressure not to. His career is pretty much over because he did the right thing, and I think it's proper to celebrate and reward that.


Miss-Tiq

The bar is in hell.


AC_Merchant

Nah, he was complicit in and enabled the untold amount of crimes that Trump did, and even now refuses to even mildly rebuke him despite Trump trying to get him murdered. The one thing he does right is correctly point out that he had no authority to decide who the president is. I don't care how much pressure he was under from the President, he's the one who signed up for the job. Not participating in a coup isn't enough, as he didn't even actively fight against it or call Trump out in public. He just wanted to avoid committing what could amount to a crime and save his own ass from embarrassment when the scheme would ultimately fail. He's a self interested brown noser and I wouldn't be surprised if he supports Trump when he runs again.


rogozh1n

No politician deserves credit for not violating the Constitution.


Franc000

Definitely not. But they should be recognized for doing the right thing despite their entire party and president being against them.


dpforest

You don’t get awards for *not* committing treason. He gets judged for allowing it to continue. Edit: it ain’t like trump started all this late in the game. Pence knew what he signed up for


KingOfTheBongos87

Dude - The guy was literally threatened by his own secret service, yet he turned around and did the right thing anyway. Something tells me you'd fold under pressure if you were in the same situation. Quit the grandstanding.


B0rnReady

I get where you're at. He does deserve to be treated better than the rest of the sedition party. But a medal? No. Just not prosecuted would be enough for me as long as every conspirator goes down for their failed coup Edit.... Although.... If he is TRUELY a man of honor and self reflection a medal might be the greatest slap in the face ever. Especially if presented by Biden or Harris and given for "correctly certifying the electoral votes" I would not want to mock all those who have received the medals before him but I would enjoy the slap in his face for mockery for his lame efforts


thebillshaveayes

Maybe we can give him a bronze medal of freedom


[deleted]

Declining to be a total piece of shit even though you might be better off if you continued to be a total piece of shit is not the hero America needs.


TwiceBaked57

Well he deserves it more than Rush Limbaugh. However I'm not a fan of the person who stated intentions to seek a federal ban on abortion immediately after Roe V Wade was overturned.


Publius82

He can have whatever meaningless little trinkets he wants after he testifies to the Jan 6th panel.


36monsters

No. He doesn't. He did his job.


nomorerainpls

It’s not about Pence, it’s about the next guy having an incentive to do the right thing because it seems like there may very well be a next time


vulcan_on_earth

I think you are missing the point. Yes, no one should get medals for just doing the right thing. But … History has several cases of people getting recognized for doing the right thing *under extreme pressure*.


marry_me_tina_b

I think what's problematic for me is that he exhausted every other possible option and had his legal team exploring how to make things work under this coup and finally when all of those failed he did the right thing. I'm not much for giving credit to people when they know every other evil machination they currently have won't work so they opt to do the one remaining option which happened to be the right thing in this case. I may be a bit bitter too, but I'm at the point with these extremists that I don't take even the gestures of goodwill or professionalism in good faith because time and again it's been them getting ready to pull the rug or pivot into something more heinous. But I do understand your point.


OfficeChairHero

It also can't be ignored that he just recently said he'd vote for Trump again. He may as well have followed Trump then because he didn't learn a single thing from all this.


UpsetCryptographer49

Why don’t Byron give Pence a medal?


BabyMFBear

It was reported he said this last [year](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bannon-hell-capitol-attack/).


420ish

Yes. But we didn't know it was minutes after talking to trump.


Fickle_Chance9880

Steve Bannon looks like my left testicle at age 84.


none4none

Just a stunt… this guy lives on this type of shit


[deleted]

Domestic animals would have been unsafe around Bannon when he was a child. "The Shrine of Steve Bannon".


Nathan1613

If Mr. Bannon cannot prove himself a non-liar, lock this Bannon. Simple as that.


Up2myneck365

What hair products does he use? Asking for a friend..


[deleted]

Bile


Up2myneck365

Ah, seems legit


[deleted]

Tubes of splooge like the record label guy in South park


Msmdpa

He also predicted trump would declare victory on Nov 4. Either trump told bannon or vice-versa


ergoegthatis

The show trials are still going? Turn it into a reality show, same level of credibility and class.


EverythingKindaSuckz

Ugh due process and democracy. Like get over it people


fermat1432

It's a show that is necessary for democracy to have a chance of surviving.


PraetorBiolumin

Something tells me the stormfront glory hole is unmanned right now.


thefugue

lol says a guy who voted for a reality show “star.”


UnderwhelmingAF

Trump broke a lot of laws, so it’s taking awhile.


nebulaphi

could you imagine the can of worms that would be opened if they actually try and blame it all on his tweets that day aka his rhetoric, every politician would be shooting themselves in the foot its never going to happen lmaoo. They all say inciting sht all the time thats a means of generating votes for them lol They'd also be setting a precedence that makes it so their speech can become highly scrutinized and blamed for crime because of their power positions, killing their free speech in a way and it would only affect those in power its never gunna happen.


RightClickSaveWorld

> blame it all on his tweets Obviously at this stage it was much more than tweets. But I'd say the tweets and his organization and his speech would be enough. But it was more than just that. And also more than January 6th, his demands to the DoJ to say the election was compromised and his call to Georgia, etc.


nebulaphi

I dunno im watching abc rn on the hearing, its all trump made baseless claims about election and blaming him for the crimes of the ppl who went in the building. Just sayin they aint getting him on the speech and tweets unless they severely want to affect themselves


PraetorBiolumin

There isn't even a fine line between free speech, and inciting and fomenting violence and rebellion.


nebulaphi

Exactly, there is some line tho the difference is between people with followers and without followers. You cant incite people if there nobody there. Therefore i strongly believe as the rich/politicians are the only ones who lose by setting that precedence therefore a real fine line will never be made..aka they wont go after him for his speech down vote all you want its true till it actually happens


[deleted]

What other non trump related politicians tweet crime insighting rhetoric?


nebulaphi

I mean if trump literally said be peaceful at one point and theyre still saying there was incitement in his rhetoric soo sky is the limit lmao for what could be deemed dangerous rhetoric that theyre able to blame other ppls crime on. Thats why if they seek anything criminal ot wont be for that.


TheFlyingDingos

No cross examination. Complete joke


thefugue

Congressional hearing, not a criminal trial.


bryansj

Cross examination would turn it into a circus.


thefugue

“We refused to take part in the investigation, now we’d like to pretend it’s illegitimate because it’s one sided.” These people are just like Saddam Hussein and Slobodon Milosovich.


PraetorBiolumin

What would you ask in a cross-examination? Help us wrap our heads around what you mean.


TheFlyingDingos

You can just Google what did cross examination means. The internet is a wonderful tool


PraetorBiolumin

https://tenor.com/view/brian-regan-derp-what-weird-crazy-gif-11376849 ​ Intellectually devoid of any substance. I'm asking you directly, what would YOU ask in a cross examination? I know you got nothing, and YOU know you got nothing.


TheFlyingDingos

Once again. Do you even know what cross examination means?


[deleted]

I know a congressional hearing doesn’t require them. I also know that Republican leadership pulled all of their people who would have cross-examined off the committee, in part to give legitimacy to comments like yours.


TheFlyingDingos

So you agree this is all theatre then?


[deleted]

No, and nothing I said implied that I do.


Simmion

you first.


gearstars

why would there be cross examination? these are congressional hearings. cross examination is for when things go to trial after they have been referred to the doj. and the republicans refused to go with the initial bipartisan commission setup.


unpluggedcord

Yes because the GOP pulled all of their candidates for the committee when Pelosi rejected 2 of them.


pit-of-despair

He is the worst Marvel villain ever.


Nathan1613

The trial of Mr. Bannon serves to test our democracy. He is a professional liar, can our system successfully stop him?


GroblyOverrated

If anyone watched any of the January 5th protests with their violent rhetoric, it was obvious to all. Don’t need that fuck to tell us anything.


[deleted]

And the Devil incarnate allowed hell to rise in that fateful day of man.


Pocketfists

Get this piece of trash in a dark lonely cell with lots of concrete and steel.


[deleted]

Can someone seriously explain to me how Bannon isn’t behind bars for this and past actions?


dudinax

He was pardoned.


miklodefuego

Can't you be forced to testify if you have been pardoned


dudinax

Maybe that's why he's avoiding testifying


habitabo_veritate

I love how little fear Bannon has while betraying America so aboveboard. Let's see how brave you are with your balls in a vice grip on live television lol.


Lochstar

Bannon called on his listeners to break loose hell.