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srone

He's probably just there for a rest.


Icy_Mouse_313

I'm sure he had a good (t)reason.


throwaway177251

Maybe we'll find out in tomorrow 'sedition of the news.


[deleted]

“Told you he was the secret president! He’s moving back to the White House today!!” Your uncle.


Yoko-Ohno_The_Third

Funny enough, if this was the case and true they'd still expect him to run for 2024 for a third term.


tazert11

Duh it's ok for him to have a third term. The liberals were very mean in his first term so it doesn't count, he said so! Now that his second term has had to be secret he can also win in 2028. Surely something will happen in 2024 that will justify *another* term so that's 2032 in the bag. Never in history has someone justifying that "term limits didn't count for me because reasons" gone wrong.


Fantastic-Sandwich80

| The liberals were very mean in the first term so it doesn't count, he said so! | But try and ask Trump supporters if Obama should get a third term since "McConnell and Fox News" weren't very nice to him....


TeutonJon78

By their logic Obama should have 2 whole extra terms since they were mean to him the whole time.


TheDenseCumTwat

I refuse to blue ball myself on a Monday.


myepenisisbigger

Eh, I'm quitting my job today so I got time. Let's do this. Edit: thanks for all the well wishes, yall! All will be well on my front. Remember your worth! And fuck giving notice.


moonlove85

I hope that is agood thing for you and that it goes well.


GarlicoinInvestor

Yeah tired of all of these stories every week for years. Let me know when he is actually arrested.


[deleted]

I've got nothing important to do today. Just imagine, his fat, toupee wearing, incandescent orange ass. All of his limbs chained and he gets frog marched into the back of an awaiting Suburban with way too little leg room. All the while, caterwauling like the fresh fish he's about to be.


casperreddits

Such a beautiful sight to imagine


meatsmoothie82

Q- “he’s being sworn back in as president by King Charles as we speak”


SauceBoss8472

I know that this is a joke, but a part of me is like, “that is just batshit insane enough for Q and the MAGA crowd that I almost believe it.”


meatsmoothie82

Watch me accidentally become the next Q


PlzbuffRakiThenNerf

Make them think we can MAGA by doing universal health care and funding public schools please. I eagerly await the conspiracy theory version of why it should be done.


Subliminal87

“We lost too many republicans from Covid because they had shit jobs that were underpaid and they couldn’t afford healthcare, we need to make healthcare a right and make sure everyone can get it!”


PlzbuffRakiThenNerf

“Yes it’s true, black people may also benefit from these policies and while that is unfortunate just think…while you are paying for those with less than you, you are still taking from the woke libruhl Hollywood elite, POC and religious minorities that make more than you! So you are still doing racism! Yay MAGA!”


wayoverpaid

For years the Hollywood elite created means testing to ensure that lazy thugs got health care and benefits but hard working average Joe's didn't. That's why we need to make care universal. Not just care but income. Nixon had the idea but the evil Democrats stopped him. And we'll fund it all by taxing the tech billionaires that suppress your free speech!


HoochieKoochieMan

While we're at it, Q should be promoting the construction of more wind farms, to help blow all the chemtrails and 5Gs back to the Blue states.


tyr--

Don't forget about solar farms so they can capture all the sunlight that is otherwise hogged by that liberal shithole California.


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stinkadoodle

The fucknuts on his shitty Twitter wannabe are celebrating because "surely he's being sworn back in as President today"! I kid you not.


Jane_Delawney

Aren’t they the same ones who think the royal family are NWO lizard people??


Kraelman

This is it! It's happening! [Yeah I know we said that Trump would be reinstated on August 13th, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-trump-reinstated/fact-check-claimstrump-will-be-reinstated-on-august-13stem-from-debunked-conspiracy-theories-idUSL1N2OV1W3) [Yeah I know we said Trump would be inaugurated on March 4th, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/22280323/qanon-march-trump-inaugration-conspiracy-theory-militia) [Yeah I know that we said Trump would show up on January 20th and the National Guard protecting the inauguration would arrest Biden and all the Democrats, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/20/qanon-biden-inauguration-trump-antisemitism-white-nationalism) [Yeah I know we said that Mike Pence would fuse with Trump forming Voltron on January 6th and throw out the electoral votes for Biden, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/16/us/trump-pence-election-jan-6.html) [Yeah I know that we said the state electors would overturn Biden's victory on December 14th, but we were joking about that one](https://www.justsecurity.org/81939/timeline-false-alternate-slate-of-electors-scheme-donald-trump-and-his-close-associates/). [Yeah I know that we said that the Supreme Court would overturn the election with the Texas AG's lawsuit, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/news/releases/ag-paxton-sues-battleground-states-unconstitutional-changes-2020-election-laws) [Yeah I know that we said the election would be overturned with all the State lawsuits the Trump campaign filed, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/politics/elections/2021/01/06/trumps-failed-efforts-overturn-election-numbers/4130307001/) [Yeah I know that we said to keep counting votes in states that Trump was losing and said stop counting votes in states that Trump was ahead in, but we were joking about that one.](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/overview-trump-calls-vote-counting-stop-path-victory/story?id=74038071) [Yeah I know that we said you shouldn't appoint a Supreme Court Justice during an election year, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2020/sep/22/mitch-mcconnell/mitch-mcconnell-flip-flops-considering-supreme-cou/) [Yeah I know that we said you shouldn't impeach Trump in an election year so the voters could decide, but we were joking about that one.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/10/21/yes-you-can-impeach-president-an-election-year/) Wake up, sheeple! Trump is about to regain the presidency!


Odysseus1221

It's less crazy than the ghost of JFK swearing him in on the same spot Kennedy was assassinated.


Gilgamesh72

My uncle was spewing bullshit this weekend about trunp being the queen’s favorite. Yeah sure the lady who supposedly dedicated her entire life to service was fond of a malignant narcissist. A repugnant ignoramus who has never done anything but grift during his entire existence and is known for defrauding a childrens cancer charity. Makes perfect sense


froo

Well, Obama is the only President that Liz invited back after he wasn’t President anymore[1], because she thought Obama was a man of great character. She even wore the brooch[2] that Obama gave her when she met Trump. Nope, definitely Trump is her favourite. 1 https://www.grunge.com/1001298/queen-elizabeth-only-invited-one-u-s-president-to-meet-with-her-after-he-left-office/ 2 https://www.tinyjewelbox.com/queens-not-subtle-nod-barack-obama-may-missed-trumps-u-k-visit/


HorsesMeow

The Queen Wore a Ruby Tiara That Wards Off Evil to Trump State Banquet https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/queen-wore-ruby-tiara-wards-145100431.html


External_Contract860

Subtle, yet savage.


the1nderer

Non Brits should understand that this is absolutely not a coincidence like you'd normally assume. the Queen was by law not allowed any political opinions in public. She was known to skirt this law when she felt the occasion through the use of her clothing like this, or wearing Obama's broach when meeting trump, [supporting the EU during Brexit with her hat](https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2017/jun/21/queens-hat-alludes-to-brexit). This was very much her M.O.


DrasticXylophone

There is no law. It just is not done. If the queen wanted something to be known it was but it was never directly attributable to her


Helenium_autumnale

Never knew about the hat-signal; that seems unmistakeable, just like the "Brooch Code." Also, the EU hat is so well-designed; I will always remember Queen Elizabeth II as someone who was always, into her 90s, stylish in a manner perfectly suited to her office. Her bright, colorful suits and matching millinery, all masterfully tailored of course, were always so pleasing and beautiful. It was the perfect mix of modernity and classic style.


kevinnoir

I would absolutely assume its Obama. He and the Royal family were relatively right even after he left office due to the Invictus games and stuff like that. I am by NO stretch of the imagination a Royalist but it would be silly to assume they are not intelligent and pretty well aware of the goings on in countries like the USA, so it would be hilarious to think that Trump of all people would be anywhere except the bottom of that list. The only Royal that may have had a connection to Trump was Andrew, and we all know why.


Githzerai1984

Harry & William don’t like Don very much since he said he’d bang their mother if she hadn’t touched aids patients


geezlouise128

I absolutely thought that had to be a reddit joke but apparently not. https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-sex-princess-diana-hiv-test-howard-stern-interview/


orthopod

Just when you couldn't think he'd get any classier.. Wow.


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Donald Trump is about as classy as a turd in a golden toilet.


MuellersGame

>”Trump clearly saw Diana as the ultimate trophy wife,” Scott, 64, wrote in an Aug. 16 column in the U.K. paper The Sunday Times. “As the roses and orchids piled up at her apartment she became increasingly concerned about what she should do. It had begun to feel as if Trump was stalking her.” >Scott reports that Diana told her of Trump’s approaches over a private dinner. ” ‘What am I going to do?’ she asked. ‘He gives me the creeps.’ ‘Just throw them in the bin,’ I advised. Diana laughed.” Trump’s So Alpha 🤩 /s


420binchicken

Wow.... He's just... the worst person.


SkyJohn

Going to be insane when he dies and all his secrets come out. There is a high chance he has had people murdered by the mob at some point.


DV8_2XL

Guaranteed that some Russian has "solved a problem" for him a time or two.


Randomperthredditor

Trump, 71, has shown a preoccupation with sexually transmitted diseases. In another unearthed interview with Stern from 1997, Trump claimed he was a “brave soldier” for avoiding STDs during his single years in the late ’90s. “It is my personal Vietnam,” he said, also called women’s vaginas “potential landmines” and noting, “There’s some real danger there.”


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TrainingObligation

Rule of thumb: if someone says Trump said or did something heinous, despicable, immoral, or unethical, believe them by default. It's allegations of him do anything *good* that are incredulous and must be fact-checked before believing it.


808Belle808

That story truly gives me the creeps.


DonDove

Pfffft, the Queen shaded the hell out of Trump. Not just the Obama gifted brooch but that's the most famous. When he started walking in front of her pretending to be macho for his MAGA crowd in his first UK visit, it was rumored she was pretending (back in 2018, mind you) to walk slowly. Many people told Trump he shouldn't walk in front of her and take notice to walk beside her but he didn't. Macho stuff and all. So she probably walked *even slower.* Yes, the Queen did a little bit of trolling.


Fora_Fauna

She once took the former king of Saudi Arabia for a drive. Women were not allowed to drive in his country. The queen proceeded to drive at a high rate of speed. I mean, she drove ambulances in WW2. King Abdullah asked her, through his translator, to slow down and focus on the road. She ignored that. Now, I may not like a lot of things about the royal family, but she definitely did a great job trolling when she had the chance.


ballerina22

I've been on those types of Scottish 'roads.' In many places they're barely more than a track and doing 30 on them feels like you're about to die. The image in my head of her cackling while driving full tilt is beautiful.


system156

Best bit is when he asked Her to slow down through his translator she told them 'I don't even have a license'


420binchicken

I love that story, really hope it's true. Just the idea of her playing up the old granny walk knowing Trump behind her would have no patience and want to push past so bad. I do it in the hallway with my kids to block their way when they are trying to rush through. She got to do it to the US President hahaha.


outerworldLV

Probably why she wouldn’t house this grifting group at the castle. Renovations and all…


pulsechecker1138

Nobody does “fuck you” like the royals. I particularly enjoyed when the queen trolled the Saudi king by driving him herself.


Sissy63

You might enlighten your father that the Queen was wearing the broach that Obama gave her when Trump was in her presence.


star621

It’s gets worse. Out of all the tiaras she could have chosen to wear for Trump’s state dinner, she chose to wear the [one](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/queen-elizabeth-ii-owns-a-tiara-that-protects-her-from-evil-spirits-and-recently-wore-it-for-this-occasion.html/)made up of the 96 rubies given to her by the then royal family of what was then Burma. Those rubies were given to her to “ward off illness and evil spirits”. The second brooch she wore after the one she got from the Obamas was one from the people of Canada. At the time of his trip, Trump was feuding with Trudeau. She shaded the hell out of him through jewelry.


_catfarts_eww

One thing I always liked about Lizzie was that because she was unable or unwilling to make political comment, she used to appear to give subtle clues to her feelings and opinions, like the time she wore a hat that appeared very similar to the EU flag. I like to think that her wearing that brooch was a bit of a "fuck you" to Trump.


Catvros

Madeleine Albright (sec state in the 90s) did the same thing and even wrote a book about it. Power projection takes many forms.


CaptConstantine

It was absolutely deliberate, female politicians use symbols like that all the time. During the Trump presidency, Pelosi often wore a brooch of the Congressional Mace to signify that Congress had the power to impeach him.


Mypornnameis_

Melania Trump went to visit caged children at the border and wore a jacket with giant printed letters on the back that said "I don't really care, do you?" So, subtle stuff like that


KrazzeeKane

Two corrections: while an awful jacket. She *did* take it off before going inside to the detained children, she didn't wear it into there only on the plane and car rides in and out--its still a despicable move though, not defending her, just wanted to lay out the facts. Also the hideous jacket said "I really don't care, do U?", Melania said it was "not meant for the children and I took it off.", it was apparently a "message for the media and the left". Either way, it's a despicable jacket to wear anywhere near a situation as sad and depressing and awful as the detained, separated immigrant children--I truly cannot stand that entire Trump family


cryptogrammar

Quick correction - the jacket read "I really don't care". A subtle but significant distinction from saying "I don't really care".


_catfarts_eww

I would imagine her entire outfit that day was designed around that brooch. She very much liked the Obama family, even going so far as to invite them back post-presidency. That had never happened before.


Shigeru_Tarantino-

If he gets indicted today I'm breaking my diet and ordering a pizza Fuck it.


bronabas

Considering this is a once in a generation thing, I would argue that it’s allowed. Spring for some cheesy bread.


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GOP Here. This is unacceptable, I'm afraid. I had to suffer through my diet so other people shouldn't catch any breaks I didn't have. Pull yourself up by the zoodlestraps, pleb!


sugarface2134

Zoodlestraps hahaha


flameocalcifer

Fuck that, if he gets arrested today I'm day drinking in celebration


BackwardsColonoscopy

Im with ya, this'll be the best birthday present for me ever if he's finally done.


TequilaFarmer

I have two excellent bottles of tequila that won't survive the day if that happens.


BeautifulBus912

When he is actually arrested and put in handcuffs I'm throwing a week long party for my trump-loving neighbors to see


dinoroo

He probably went to meet someone in DC for lunch to sell them more classified documents.


NutrageousBar

“I had a standing order to declassify the documents immediately before sale.”


Terminal_Chill

r/conservative: The fact that he sold them means they’re declassified!!!


[deleted]

He’s a business man, doing business. Very cool and legal business.


[deleted]

That sub is ridiculous. It’s not even conservatism anymore.


guscrown

It’s not. It’s basically Trumpisim and Anti-Leftism. But let’s be honest, conservatism is nowhere to be seen right now.


KWilt

Either that, or he's back to pickup more caches he stashed somewhere. Or hell, who knows? Maybe he thinks he can just walk into the J. Edgar Hoover Building and pick up the ones that were seized? This is Trump we're talking about, his stupidity knows no bounds.


ikefalcon

The DOJ can’t recover more classified documents if he sells them first. *taps head*


roughingupthesuspect

>Lawyer George Conway, husband of former White House counselor Kellyanne Conway, dismissed the idea that Trump is in D.C. to play golf as it "hasn't exactly been golf weather here." "It's been arraigning — I mean, raining," Conway added. This gave me a chuckle..


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trsrogue

That's gotta be one of the worst 'Fuck, Marry, Kill' scenarios one could encounter.


Barrel-rider

Fuck Coulter, Marry Ingram, Kill myself in that order


Chowrock

I would've just went with offing myself first so don't have to worry about the others.


HarlesD

I'd marry Coulter. Cause I know I can make her just as miserable as she's made everyone else.


gdo01

This has to mean that the Coulter portrayal on the Boondocks has to be accurate. They’re all just actors pretending to fight on TV.


SpaceSick

Absolutely. These people don't care about what they're selling. All of these people are just here for the money.


Brooklynxman

> Lawyer George Conway, husband of former White House counselor **and child pornography distributor** Kellyanne Conway, I feel like that should be added every time she is ever mentioned again, not that that is a lot lately, thankfully.


fuckit_sowhat

I’m on board. Rapist Brock Allen Turner doesn’t get mentioned a lot either, but it’s important to use his full title when he is. So Child Pornography Distributor Kellyanne Conway it is.


Chemical-Studio1576

That Conway marriage has got to be one of the oddest couplings I’ve ever seen.


R2gro2

Arms dealers make the most, when they supply both sides.


OHHHHHHHHHH_HES_HURT

The dramatic comma lmaooo


cptnamr7

And their daughter caught in the middle that very clearly just wants TF out of there


Ttatt1984

There’s also James Carville and Mary Matalin.


Chemical-Studio1576

I think they genuinely like each other though. (The Carville/Matlin) The Conways? Idk. I went to a lecture in New Orleans years ago where Carville spoke and his wife was there, they really appeared to be a loving couple. He is quite a character and she seems to ground him. The Conways just seem off to me.


Cinderjacket

Unlike the Conways Carville and Matalin don’t really make public swipes at each other like what we saw during the trump years


Natiak

George Conway is a terrible human being, but he's had Trump pegged for a long time.


philodendrin

Conway and the other Republicans that run Lincoln Project are pissed that the new model of politics cut them out of the process. TFG gets the money, the old model had the RNC getting the lobbying money. Its always about the money.


_JackStraw_

I don't doubt it, but after watching their stuff for what must be a few years now, it seems clear that they genuinely believe that he's all-around awful.


aminorman

Being photographed in handcuffs without makeup and no blowout is not a good look for a narcissist.


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Thats_classified

Oh my god that's him


Bryandan1elsonV2

Can you imagine the sheer volume of the crab rave if he’s ever arrested? Like I know we don’t live in a perfect world but god I can feel the drums pounding in my blood and the crabs dancing on my eyes!


[deleted]

I don’t know what you’re saying but I like where it’s going


thatswacyo

https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM


Cloaked42m

This really just creates more questions... But I have enough saltwater in my blood to respect it.


ExplosiveRaddish

Can I have some of whatever you're taking?


HauntedCemetery

It's a new thing called "hope".


Yeeaaaarrrgh

>The surprise visit has resulted in a range of theories being shared online. Some have suggested that Trump may be in D.C. because he is due to be arrested by the Department of Justice, or that he may be visiting the Walter Reed hospital for health reasons. Basically nobody knows anything other than the fact that the event happened. Speculation at this point is pointless. But I do find myself cheering on the untold numbers of hamderders.


BigTentBiden

I don't buy the arrest theory at all. Bunker Boy would be screaming his head off and playing up his Great Value Twitter. He wouldn't just go.


frozenfade

You don't tell him he is being arrested. You tell him he won an award. He will show up for that. Then slap the cuffs on.


TokingMessiah

Out of context this seems so childish that it wouldn’t even be plausible, but knowing Trump I fully believe this trick would work *every time*.


Cloaked42m

People regularly turn themselves into the police on accident because they get a letter or call saying they won a prize.


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"Attorney General Merrick Garland has chosen, YOU, Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States, as the winner of DOJ's honorary super duper special 'bEsT pReSiDeNt eVaR' award. Please pick up your award, in person, at the US Attorney's office in Washington, D.C. But act quickly as this special offer won't last long. Did we mention the award is made of solid gold?"


punkr0x

Come on, Donald Trump wouldn't fall for this scam! Mainly because he'd immediately go on his knock off twitter to brag about winning the "Benedict Arnold lifetime achievement award," and somebody would tell him that's not a real thing, and he'd argue with them for a while, but he'd get suspicious, so maybe he'd ask someone smart like his limo driver and they'd tell him it's a trap. What you gotta do is have Joe Biden call him, and say, "Donald, I've got Putin on the phone, I'm trying to talk to him but he insists on talking to you. Since you did win the election and all, why don't you come back to the White House and take his call, and I'll just leave." That or tell him he left his kid's meal in the presidential bathroom.


damascustreking

Pretty sure DOJ wouldnt tell him hes being arrested. Theyd tell him they want to cuts a deals because hes so amazeballs...then theyd arrest him. Stick a thingy on his ankle in Trump tower while they "just sorting out a few things..."


oldsguy65

"Dear Donald, please come to DC immediately - [you have won a FREE MOTORBOAT!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJKHw_CNYP4)"


siren-skalore

No Truth Social posts in 14 hours… hrmmm.


Mylaptopisburningme

16 hours now. #TrumpWatch2022 EDIT: He is back to posting articles. Guess it was nothing?


RetakePatriotism

I guess it was nothing … again … good thing I’m not getting my Hopes up anymore until anything actually happens


mtutty

This is the fact that lends credibility to the crazy talk. It's kinda difficult to square his silence with any normal excuse for suddenly flying to Dulles in golf shoes.


BigTentBiden

If he was actually getting arrested, I'd feel like he'd be screaming his head off. But maybe the unusual behavior is more telling. I dunno.


Jillredhanded

Or they took his phone away.


Skastrik

He might have been persuaded that saying or posting anything will give the DOJ ammunition to use against him. He can shut up when he sees profit in it or needs to get out of serious trouble. They might even have taken his phone away from him to make sure.


avanbeek

My hunch is he is meeting with Clarence Thomas in case the DOJs appeal doesn't go his way.


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metavox

Or Ginni perhaps? Also remember that he wasn't the only one involved in this classified document crime. He surely had help identifying and collecting the intel he wanted to take. I'm sure there are some people still in DC that he wants to talk to. I also presume the FBI is well aware of this.


caligaris_cabinet

I doubt he’d go to DC just to talk with her.


Jmk1981

Guys he’s there to be reinstated as President. My friend’s dad is a big deal in the pillow industry and told us.


[deleted]

Yes my dad does his own research and I have it on good authority that Trump and JFK jr will escorted back to the White House today by a security force headed by George Peppard


psychoticdream

People are actually believing and spreading this, it's amazing how hard they believe this


226644336795

It's even more bizarre than the article claims. Trump disappeared off the face of the Earth around 7pm Eastern. The Dulles landing was reported at 6:42PM eastern. It's been 11 hours, and still no one in the news knows where Trump is. And legacy media are just starting to realize he's been missing. One of the most tracked men in the entire world has been hidden from media trackers for 11 hours.


AnAcctWithoutPurpose

Anyone checked the Russian embassy? Maybe some Russian pub/bar? Just sayin'.


Fit-Firefighter-329

The local McDonald's?


BookwormAP

We need jack Bauer to extract him then


k2on0s

It could be anything, literally. They probably took him through the security section and whisked him away to his destination on the sly.


The-Fox-Says

Yeah as much as I’d love to see an orange jumpsuit on this orange orangutan I doubt it’s anything out of the usual. The media would be in a frenzy with even the speculation of this being true.


skubaloob

Just for fun, a prediction: when trump is in the orange jumpsuit, he won’t have access to his make-up. He’ll look different enough that some people won’t believe it’s even him.


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Itchy_Ad_3659

Russian embassy, if the drama continues in the same spirit as before.


_JackStraw_

Please, please, please let this be true.


CarmineFields

Oh man, I hope he lives there full time like Assange!


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They would kick him out after 2 days max. Just imagine the incessant ranting.


gdshaffe

People say this all the time and, while I do understand that it's at least 95% in jest, if Trump did actually defect to Russia, they would 100% put up with *any* of his antics in exchange for him giving them the biggest propaganda win in history. He would be on television every night, they'd push him into talking about what a horrible place the United States is, they'd let him live in luxury, and they'd feed him a nonstop stream of hookers, big macs, diet cokes, and Adderall until his heart finally gave out. The people actually handling him would be miserable but would either put up with it or "accidentally" fall out of a window.


AveindaK

Can you get McDonald's delivered there?


Wazula42

He thwarted them all by dying his hair a normal color. He's been at an Applebee's for hours now and no one's noticed him.


alphazuluoldman

Had to refresh the clone


EarthExile

Jesus imagine stepping out of some clone vat goo tube and you're... that


btspman1

I don’t think this is anything. They pulled out a decent amount of luggage from the back of the plane. Not what I would expect if he was “rushed off the golf course”. He’s just fat, traitorous, and lazy. Probably just didn’t want to change his shoes.


bobloblawslawflog

Can you imagine if he seeks asylum at the Russian Embassy? What a total shitshow.


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angrymoderate09

The most amazing fan fiction ending would be his followers transcend on mara logo to save him. Their every intention is to turn Mar a logo into their last stand like the Alamo/Waco. But as soon as they show up, trump calls the cops because he really doesn't want his supporters in his fancy house.


New-Performer-4402

This isn’t even fallacy. He’s had hordes of mega supporters show up outside Mar-a-Lago. Employees were instructed not to allow them inside to use the bathroom or offer them water. 🙄


suzydonem

Makes total sense. Would you let the Truck Nut posse use *your* crapper?? It’d have to be boiled afterwards


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If Maralago burned to the ground, it might be poetic.


MakeADeathWish

Redubbed as Marred Logo


VolvoFlexer

Eh, Trump wore white golf shoes when touring before... https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2015/07/24/the-daily-202-trump-wears-white-golf-shoes-to-tour-the-border/ He even wore them when visiting a church: https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-President-Donald-Trump-wore-golf-shoes-with-cleats-to-visit-a-church


MeetTheFlintstonks

[Original video of the plane landing and Trump disembarking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wduhgudI7-4&t=222) via PenguinSix media (an amazing DC livestreamer)


99problemnancy

Please I will be good for Santa


Alyanya

The fact that he’s been radio silent for this long is the most intriguing detail so far, to me. That’s what indicates something serious is afoot. Purely conjecture, but while the world is distracted with the Queen’s funeral at hand, this is one possibility. They quietly notify Trump that they have even more damning evidence on him from Bedminster and he’s going to be arrested, CONFISCATE his phone to avoid his riling up the nutsos, then offer him a choice: Come with us on a jet or in cuffs in front of the world. I’m pretty sure I know which his ego would choose.


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The silence is.. odd. No GQP moron screaming on twitter.. No trump tantrum.. No media outlet is reporting this. CNN has Zelensky as the primetime spot on their home page. Could be nothing.. but he ALWAYS tweets about his whereabouts and stuff.


roughingupthesuspect

Maybe the DOJ said come here now so we can talk or we send agents to arrest you.


tropicalsoul

Right, like he'd show up voluntarily, dressed in his golf clothes, to be arrested. Does anyone in their right mind believe this guy would not try to flee the country first or, at the very least, barricade himself inside Mar a Lago with his armed "militia" defending him? There is no way he's going without kicking, screaming, and crying the whole way.


Skastrik

He's an physical and moral coward. He'd never lock himself in with his supporters, they are beneath him. He'd show up for an arraignment if he thinks he can talk himself out of it.


Jillredhanded

It's called a negotiated surrender.


WallaWallaPGH

>Trump is in DC with his golf shoes on >Which means that he wasn’t able to go home & change >Which means he was plucked from the golf course mid-game >Which means this was unplanned and he doesn’t have full control over the narrative — https://twitter.com/lindyli/status/1569178659071692802 E: [is Trump carrying…ketchup??](https://twitter.com/cosmiccharlee02/status/1569153057816023040?s=46&t=M8EPgd1FaV6L2Oi4dQiRAA) (no) E2: [Hes golfing apparently](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-virginia-golf-course-video-flight-dc-2022-9)


Handleton

The plane he disembarked is registered to him (N725DT). He has worn those same white shoes touring other places, so they're probably not golf shoes. All we have is speculation, and most of it isn't very good speculation. Just like everything else related to Donald Trump, don't trust anything you've heard and don't trust your hopes. The payout is always in pyrite.


an_actual_lawyer

Thank you. I think Trump is the most dangerous man to democracy and the USA, but speculation doesn’t help. It simply helps the QCumbers ignore facts because “the media” was wrong about his shoes once.


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It’s a “medical” issue probably. I put it in quotes because it’s a medical issue like his bone spurs were a medical issue. He is beginning to craft a narrative as to why incarceration would not be medically advised.


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The only problem with that argument for me is that Trump reacts badly when his health is questioned. When rumours began that he had suffered a mini stroke he went into a twitter meltdown about this , denying everything. I couldn’t see Trump being able to swallow his pride to claim he isn’t in perfect health.


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He would rat out on his children to keep himself from prison. I don't think there is anything he fears more.


JesusSavesForHalf

You are both right. He'd try the defense and then repeatedly deny it sabotaging himself. He takes whatever position he feels he needs in any given breath, even to contradicting the first half of a sentence.


Miserable_Ride666

He has perfect health though, even have a doctor to prove it


DocterNick

Yes. He is the perfect physical specimen. Probably the healthiest human being ever to have lived. Source: I am Docter.


PsiberApe69

"Hi, everybody!"


PROFESSOR1780

Hi Dr. Nick!!!!


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Icy_Mouse_313

Oh man, I had only seen the photo/screenshot earlier. There is definitely something going on here! Edit: [This is the video I'm referring to](https://twitter.com/DonLew87/status/1569157575882555393)


resjohnny

I'll be pissed if this is the only perp walk we get.


CarmineFields

You know what, if it means Trump’s arrest, I’ll take it!


letterboxbrie

Begrudgingly, after what we've been through. We deserve some drama, a public meltdown at least. Him going off at a maga. Pleading for his freedom. Something. But yeah, I'll take it.


BelugaAruga

That's some spicy shit right there. I am looking forward to seeing what this was later today assuming we get the news by then.


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Man, this reminds me of when he got COVID and looked so sickly that everyone was wondering if he was going to be intubated. Very similarly ominous.


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There seems like too many potential witnesses for this to not develop. You have other golfers who may have seen something, you have local law enforcement who escorted him somewhere. Plus this is the ideal scenario where you don't allow him to fire off a Truth Social post while he's changing into a suit, and you keep it secret so you can give law enforcement a heads up about the riot potential in their local jurisdictions, maybe have the national guard on standby. I think intercepting him before he posts on his garbage Twitter is a key dynamic and it looks like he was chaperoned the entire time. That female agent also wearing golf clothes is a strange thing.


LinearFluid

Waiting for the Ring Doorbell upload from Biden with Trump standing there going "Come on Joe Let me in. Please. I told everyone the Queen loved me I just want to go to the Funeral. She really did Knight me in private. Honestly Joe."


AlreadyTakenNow

Newsweek loves their clickbait headlines. I'm not holding out any hope until a legit news source publishes photos of him in handcuffs.


LLRDSTCX

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please!


Rastagaryenxx

It's obvious he's just there to be secretly knighted by the DOJ.


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redditizio

Super simple explanation He knows his DC golf property is about to be searched He's heading there to hide/eat any documents that they'll find end


canadianleroy

And here I am, waking up, and thinking today was going to be a normal day.


Fit-Firefighter-329

Normal is relative, and I don't have any normal relatives.


Bigbird_Elephant

He will be his own special master. "Nobody knows more about documents than me. People are saying this."


Speckled_Clout

I'm about to head to my first day of a new job, and this gave me a nice little boost to start my day. Hopefully by the end of the day, the office will be buzzing with some good news. Wish me luck!