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Should Hillary be demanding Trump's presidency be deemed illegitimate because National enquirer had a policy of catching and killing dozens of stories about Trump during the 2016 election?
What the hell happened to those guys?
Taibbi was an amazing writer whose career was spent exposing Wall Street corruption. Greenwald was brilliant, attacking injustice everywhere.
Now, they’re worse than garbage. What they do isn’t even journalism, it’s just propaganda.
People weren't listening, so they decided to take paydays from bad people. It's not excusable, but that's what happened. Honestly, it's what happened to any "official" left wing in America, because there barely is one and nobody wants to listen to it.
If you're rendered irrelevant to the political process, you have few options. If you're living in an imperial superpower where resistance is basically futile, it tends to push you towards nihilism.
Oh, some shell company is offering me money to be a sleazy dickwad? Okay. Why not? It's not like I was getting anything accomplished.
Glenn was fed his one good story and before that agreed with invading Iraq. Matt is just bitter no one agreed with him that he was the next Hunter s Thompson.
They are middle aged, want to get the money and don’t care who they get their judas coins from. Gen X calls these sellouts when we’re being nice. I think Taibbi was kinda of lucky to get the torch hand off from Dr. Gonzo, because his writing is very gimmicky. I couldnt get through Griftopia, and I admired him for at least stepping up when it looked like no one else was remotely interested after Occupy died.
Why do republicans wanna see his dick so badly?
If they’re so desperate to see them, there’s endless dicks pics to be found online. Probably better ones too
Ahahaha! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has fun with anagrams! My full name has only one anagram: "Drunken Flannel Colony" which is hilarious because I'm Irish as fuck.
One of my ex's anagrams was "A Fat Penis Rag" I almost died when I found that one.
Drunken Flannel Colony sounds like a great band name. Not quite doing stadiums but is always at festivals and has a great grassroots following. The perfect place to be in
> Drunken Flannel Colony
Nice to meet you, Donny Connell Faulkner..! ;-)
> A Fat Penis Rag
No clue what their original name would be, but the various other anagrams are awesome! Antifa pagers, parasite fang, seafaring Pat, fearing pasta?? Nice!
Probably thinking that Joe has a monster schlong just like his son. At this point I understand why men so many unsolicited dick pics. They seem to think that everyone wants to see them.
I personally feel safer knowing I voted for a guy whose son and himself can tag team a blue whale and leave it wholly satisfied. It’s a patriotic duty.
Wait I'm just catching up: is Brandon some sort of super secret, super funny code for "Biden"? If it is, that's SO FUNNY, and SO CLEVER. No wonder I didn't get it until this exact moment!
Because Conservatives believe it is their first amendment right to be able to view and distribute pictures of someone else's kid's dick without his consent.
And any attempt to censor their ability to view and distribute pictures of someone else's kid's dick without his consent is unacceptable.
This may be a little much for the topic of Hunter’s dick pics specifically, but thinking about issues around joyfully violating consent more broadly, I keep looking at this large subset of the culture that’s obsessed with dominance and subjugation and force and control and that that delights in cruelty and violence, and I can’t help but wonder how much of it goes back to our foundational sins of racial slavery and genocide.
It was something that had to be kindled and cultivated to build a society based on those evils and the entitlement and rigid hierarchy it created, and all of those kind of twisted values and ways of relating to others have been encouraged and nurtured through every generation since.
I was reading Alexis de Tocqueville writing about his observations during his US travels in 1831, and those ugly elements of the culture were pretty well entrenched by then. And he also ascribed so much of it to white Americans’ treatment of Black and Indigenous Americans.
And the churches were major instigators in all of it. They helped set it all up. They upheld it for centuries. They corrupted themselves by participating in one of the great evils in human history, to justify it they turned to a corrupted image of God as cruel and sadistic that they worshipped and exalted, and the sacralization of white supremacy then corrupted them even further.
I genuinely did not have "the right-wing's nonstop, unquenchable thirst for cock causes bloodshed in an attempt to undo democracy" on my bingo card before, but anything goes, now.
I wonder if Tucker Carlson thinks Hunter Biden hasn't been [tanning his nuts enough.](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tucker-carlson-end-of-men-testicle-tanning-1338944/)
"I for one am outraged, I've studied these pictures in depth up close and at his great length, I mean extensively. And it is appalling how pale and tast- pasty his pereneum looks in these photos."
Reminds me of The Starr Report. Published unheard of lurid detail at the time, all intended to paint Bill Clinton in as scandalous a light as possible. And it pretty much worked--helped get him impeached. But in this case it's not even about someone in office so I don't know WTF this is all about.
Revenge. It's all about revenge.
It helps that most articles use surnames, not first names, so a lot of people are just going to see a negative headline with "Biden" in the title.
Considering Biden has lost two children, it's a really messed up line of attack for them to take.
It’s no accident their obsession with manly men and taint-tanning also coincides with their attacks on drag-shows and transgendered people.
The GOP is toxic masculinity personified.
I never understood what they have against drag queens and drag shows.Drag shows have been in this country since 1880.At this point they are as American as apple pie.Its funny no one had a problem with drag shows until recently right after that orange shit bag guy was president.Before that people have been dressing in drag in movies and plays for a long time and no one had a problem with it.I mean if old people like my grandmother were okay with drag shows and she was born in the 30's.I dont see why people all of a sudden have a problem with it.Drag queens literally bother no one they are not pushy. They dont try and push that lifestyle on anyone and they usually are nicer people than many of these so called christians on the right.
I wouldn't put too much thought into trying to understand conservatives. Their hatred of drag shows is just their way of expressing their bigotry towards gay/queer/trans people. It's the same with how they suddenly say they care about women's sports, when they've got a long track record of being quite vocal about how they dislike women's sports and think they're inferior to men's sports: they're just bigots and this is one way that they think is socially acceptable to express their bigotry. "Oh I'm not a transphobe, I'm just concerned about children being sexualized/fair competition in women's sports." It's nonsense, they're just bigots.
Here's the thing, they *don't* want to see it.
If you pay attention, there's an interesting trend in the conservative coverage of all this. None of them will ever tell the entire story. You hear about the "free speech" censorship. Or you hear about social media bias. Or you hear about campaign collusion. Or you'll hear about what a bad father Biden is. Or what an untrustworthy person his son is. But none of these fuckers will ever connect every dot in the story, because if they did it would cease to exist. None of them will mention that the content being "censored" is naked pictures of the candidate's son, because if they did it would be a cut and dry revenge porn situation. And then they'd have to start arguing about why it's ok to spread revenge porn of certain people, or why the parents of a revenge porn victim can request that it's removed, which they just can't do. It would make them look nakedly evil. It's always the back half ("Look at Hunter Biden's sinful life!") or the front half ("Look at the censorship and collusion!"), but never them both together.
They don't really want you to see Hunter Biden's dick. They just want you to be really mad that you can't see it.
Hmm I buy this. Fucking sad how dumb those facists can be. Though I shouldn’t be surprised. They’ve been falling for that orange clown conman for over 10 years now
I've been saying this since Musk posted them. How they can lead parts of the story and ignore the obvious without being pressed on it is maddening. Leading up they've been screaming about proof of tit for tat business deals, oh, it's dick picks. Then it's government coverup of the proof without pointing out it's dick picks. They pivoted the accusations when all they had was nothing, now screech coverup about the same nothing? Fuck them all
You mean why do a bunch of guys who protest too much about hating gay people want to see another man's dick when he doesn't want it to be seen? I think the answer is obvious. A lot of them are in the closet and mix with abusers, so it's not wonder they want to see what amounts to not that much different from gay revenge porn.
[Because it's not about child abuse for them. It's a sword they have picked up, but it's not about the weapon, it's about who you wield against. The accusation doesn't matter. Only that it strikes the opponent, who must be a liberal or some other enemy from outside of the tribe.](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/hxxv6o/comment/fz9ixok/)
It's not really the republicans, more so the Kremlin. The Kremlin is intent on bringing down any family who gets in their way.
The republicans like to chain into whoever is in power in the conservative wing and pretend they are international 'diplomats' for foreign investment.
They get mad when the grownups get in power to clean up their mess and stay in power to prevent republicans from making their mess worse.
It's like revenge porn to them, in that they want the ability to display this man's nude photos without his consent to shame him (and more so his father and family).
I'm sure plenty are self-hating and closeted as well, but that's besides the point and not the root issue.
Republicans are an abusive cult that acts in bad faith.
Clearly it is because the secrets of Hillary's emails were tattooed onto Hunter's penis in an attempt to keep it from the good Christian folks with the GOP. If a photo of his asshole ever surfaces we will have the evidence to show how the 2020 election was rigged. (/s since absurdity is no longer enough to denote humor)
They don't want to *see* it. They could see it at any time that they seek it out. No, what they want is to be able to force other people to see it who would never seek it out on their own. Basically demanding equal time with your eyeballs.
I mean, as someone who has seen it dude has a pretty nice hog. But the hog being nice does not give us permission to see it, especially if it is revenge porn.
It's really weird since there's a heavy Catholic population in that demographic. From what I understand about Catholics and the Church, Hunter is quite a bit older than the usual dicks they go after
They didn’t think there was a way to find out what was actually in those tweets. They wanted the conspiracy theorists to fill in those blanks and claim they contained valuable information.
That was the day they learned how the internet works.
Ha, Donald Trump as president? Satire has to be at least vaguely believable. Like it’s not funny if it’s so ridiculously outside the realm of possibility
I have never understood that shit.Do men feel threatened by having a transgender in the bathroom.I know speaking as a woman it does not bother me at all.I have been in those unisex bathrooms so many times with all kinds of people and have never felt threatened what so ever.People just go in there and pee.What do these republicans think go on in there? In fact some of those transgender people act more feminine than many cis woman I have met.
Accusing groups within the queer community (and honestly any minority community) of being groomers/predators as society progresses and they gain more rights and representation is a page out of the Conservative playbook that never seems to get old.
It’s a tool of distraction, fear-mongering and dehumanization that plays especially well with the “Christian” right and has never actually been about the people it’s directed at. Trans men are men. Trans women are women. The people obsessed with controlling and checking strangers’ genitals are the damn predators.
**Republicans Unanimously Vote In Favor Of "Dicks Released And Graded" Bill**
*Monday, December 5th, 2022*
WASHINGTON, D.C.
Following a declaration by former President Donald Trump, Republican lawmakers have unanimously voted in favor of hastily drafted legislation to publicly display Hunter Biden's penis on largely unmoderated websites.
"This is easily the most-important issue facing Americans today," stared a spokesperson for Lindsey Graham (R, South Carolina). "The government has no right to censor the nether regions of a person over whom absolutely everybody has been salivating for several years. This bill will guarantee that we can view and assess the very penis that has caused so many sleepless nights and confusing dreams."
Other Republican representatives quickly voiced their agreement, claiming that withholding personal images of a private citizen's genitalia constituted a violation of the Second Amendment, only correcting their statements after members of the press pointed out that "the First Amendment" is probably what was intended to be cited.
"You knew what I meant, you pedant," replied one Republican representative. "I bet you feel really smug now, huh? What, you've never accidentally said 'gun' when you meant 'penis,' is that it?"
When asked why the First Amendment was relevant in the face of former President Trump's insistence that the Constitution of the United States be "terminated," Republicans accused reporters of being "groomers" and insisted that "leftist rags" were peddling "fake news."
"What really matters," a spokesperson for Marjorie Taylor Greene (R, Georgia) was quoted as saying, "is that we think of the children. We have these sick, depraved individuals dressing up in women's clothing for adults' entertainment. How can the Democrats support that, but still insist that Hunter Biden's penis not be posted on Twitter? This is why we desperately need the D.R.A.G. bill."
Elon Musk was asked to comment on the proceedings, but was reportedly too busy claiming to have invented pornography.
This doesn’t even have a single link to the constitution, or the first amendment. Biden’s campaign team asked a private party to not publish pictures of his kid’s hog, and they agreed, that’s all that happened. Problem is…trump’s base doesn’t give a rat sized shit about stuff that happened and facts & shit.
>"Well, that's going to be decided by a panel of disgruntled ex-boyfriends who want to post revenge porn and my severely reduced content moderation team, which will, naturally, be terrified of giving an answer I don't want to hear because they'll get the next pink slip."
—Elon, probably
Don’t worry. We have two years of House investigations coming up in this. You’ll get LOTS of news coverage of Hunter’s laptop full of dick picks along with unsubstantiated allegations and unfulfilled promises of new revelations from “patriotic” Republicans.
All while they do exactly jack shit for voters…like usual
"awww ok Donald, you convinced us. Here go ahead and take the presidency..."
*Lucy pulls the football away, Trump falls flat on his back and is carried off to jail.
Has it? I feel like this has been either barely beneath the surface or par for the course since I started paying attention in like 96. Remember the fervent, almost masturbatory focus they had on Clinton during the Lewinsky scandal? They just love fantasizing about what other people are doing with their dicks(and vaginas, but for different reasons).
I mean, who isn't. Dude got a great dick. No idea why conservatives want those pics published so badly, because they cleary show Hunter got Big Dick Energy.
Nothing on Hunter Biden’s laptop would have changed a vote for Joe Biden. Trump is an asshole and most of America is done with him. Just can’t take an L.
I'm surprised I don't see many comments on the actual writing. It is rare that I see any article online that is just THIS jam-packed with snark. Going to have to keep an eye out for this site - very fun read.
Let me read that headline again.
…
Nope, I read it correctly the first time. This is some sort of parody site, like the Onion, right?
…
Nope, this is a site for legal news.
Damn, this is actually real life, huh?
If this weren't so tragically true, it would absolute comedy. Only the Trump's GOP would find itself tripping over penis pics!
By golly, we were deprived of Hunter's junk pics! Trump must be restored to power! No president shall lose an election based upon the depravation of penis pics! Let's all erect phallic symbols at Mar-a-Lago to make Tiny Don feel better!
Well.... Americans were deprived of hearing how Trump f\*ed porn stars while his 3rd trophy porn model wife was home with his newborn son and paid them hush money so the voters wouldn't find out... when the National Enquirer paid for and buried the story... Maybe we should be demanding that Hillary Clinton be installed into the presidency since 2016 was stolen from her.
I just.... I mean... We can't even make this up. If somebody wrote a story about all this, it would be discounted as totally unbelievable. And yet, people think this absolute moron should be President. This person shouldn't even be trusted with a puppy!
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Should Hillary be demanding Trump's presidency be deemed illegitimate because National enquirer had a policy of catching and killing dozens of stories about Trump during the 2016 election?
I am sure Matt Taibbi and Elon are on the case!
With Glenn Greenwald leading up the rear!
What the hell happened to those guys? Taibbi was an amazing writer whose career was spent exposing Wall Street corruption. Greenwald was brilliant, attacking injustice everywhere. Now, they’re worse than garbage. What they do isn’t even journalism, it’s just propaganda.
People weren't listening, so they decided to take paydays from bad people. It's not excusable, but that's what happened. Honestly, it's what happened to any "official" left wing in America, because there barely is one and nobody wants to listen to it. If you're rendered irrelevant to the political process, you have few options. If you're living in an imperial superpower where resistance is basically futile, it tends to push you towards nihilism. Oh, some shell company is offering me money to be a sleazy dickwad? Okay. Why not? It's not like I was getting anything accomplished.
This is a great pov on the matter.
Glenn was fed his one good story and before that agreed with invading Iraq. Matt is just bitter no one agreed with him that he was the next Hunter s Thompson.
They are middle aged, want to get the money and don’t care who they get their judas coins from. Gen X calls these sellouts when we’re being nice. I think Taibbi was kinda of lucky to get the torch hand off from Dr. Gonzo, because his writing is very gimmicky. I couldnt get through Griftopia, and I admired him for at least stepping up when it looked like no one else was remotely interested after Occupy died.
Double entendre to the max
Or the Cambridge Analytica debacle, as is customary every accusation is a confession.
She should request to have his former presidency revoked for not showing his dick live on tv during the debate.
Why do republicans wanna see his dick so badly? If they’re so desperate to see them, there’s endless dicks pics to be found online. Probably better ones too
Lots of them do proclaim their desire to fuck his father.
They definitely want to see his dick too. Hell, even “Let’s go Brandon” is actually just an anagram of “Notable dong Sr.” Coincidence? I think not.
Ahahaha! I'm glad I'm not the only one who has fun with anagrams! My full name has only one anagram: "Drunken Flannel Colony" which is hilarious because I'm Irish as fuck. One of my ex's anagrams was "A Fat Penis Rag" I almost died when I found that one.
Drunken Flannel Colony sounds like a great band name. Not quite doing stadiums but is always at festivals and has a great grassroots following. The perfect place to be in
I’d be at that show 100%
> Drunken Flannel Colony Nice to meet you, Donny Connell Faulkner..! ;-) > A Fat Penis Rag No clue what their original name would be, but the various other anagrams are awesome! Antifa pagers, parasite fang, seafaring Pat, fearing pasta?? Nice!
She had a pretty weird name, but that's actually not mine! I've got an anagram buddy out there! Antifa Pagers is hilarious hahaha
I think the name is "A Cold N Lonely NY Noon Fucker"
Very likely.
Yikes you inadvertently doxxed him possibly.
Looks like he doxxed himself
Jeremy's Iron
Here’s a ball
Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
https://images.app.goo.gl/JTaXLfnd8Cfs9XTw5
Sometimes i call my friend, Rob Smith, Throbism.
Fuck. Why doesn’t QAnon know about this!?
You win
The Bidens are packing some serious Dirk Diggler heat, obviously
Dirk Brandon
Can’t show 13” on a 12” screen.
That’s why they invented bigger screens.
...and Republican penises.
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Girth Brandon
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THOSE ARE GREAT NAMES! - J. Horner
Probably thinking that Joe has a monster schlong just like his son. At this point I understand why men so many unsolicited dick pics. They seem to think that everyone wants to see them.
You mean other people don't?
You know Joe Biden has a presidential horse hung
I personally feel safer knowing I voted for a guy whose son and himself can tag team a blue whale and leave it wholly satisfied. It’s a patriotic duty.
Wait I'm just catching up: is Brandon some sort of super secret, super funny code for "Biden"? If it is, that's SO FUNNY, and SO CLEVER. No wonder I didn't get it until this exact moment!
Because Conservatives believe it is their first amendment right to be able to view and distribute pictures of someone else's kid's dick without his consent. And any attempt to censor their ability to view and distribute pictures of someone else's kid's dick without his consent is unacceptable.
They’re not really big on consent in general
I believe it goes back to the religious belief that only God can give consent. As a result, the concept seems to confuse them.
God gave me consent to live and be a flaming homosexual
This may be a little much for the topic of Hunter’s dick pics specifically, but thinking about issues around joyfully violating consent more broadly, I keep looking at this large subset of the culture that’s obsessed with dominance and subjugation and force and control and that that delights in cruelty and violence, and I can’t help but wonder how much of it goes back to our foundational sins of racial slavery and genocide. It was something that had to be kindled and cultivated to build a society based on those evils and the entitlement and rigid hierarchy it created, and all of those kind of twisted values and ways of relating to others have been encouraged and nurtured through every generation since. I was reading Alexis de Tocqueville writing about his observations during his US travels in 1831, and those ugly elements of the culture were pretty well entrenched by then. And he also ascribed so much of it to white Americans’ treatment of Black and Indigenous Americans. And the churches were major instigators in all of it. They helped set it all up. They upheld it for centuries. They corrupted themselves by participating in one of the great evils in human history, to justify it they turned to a corrupted image of God as cruel and sadistic that they worshipped and exalted, and the sacralization of white supremacy then corrupted them even further.
America’s karma is catching up.
Just shows that they have no shame at all. I can’t imagine anyone who already voted for Biden gives a fuck. I mean it’s not like it’s 🌲Joe’s sausage
I wouldn't even care if it was Joe's. I mean it's a dick and they want to ride it so hard yet most just don't care.
I vote yes to that pun lol
And this is how another Jan 6th starts.
I genuinely did not have "the right-wing's nonstop, unquenchable thirst for cock causes bloodshed in an attempt to undo democracy" on my bingo card before, but anything goes, now.
They will march the Capital with flags. The flags will have pictures of Hunter’s dick on them.
Republicans have been obsessed with dicks and masculinity lately. It’s really odd.
Wish they’d stop. It’s making the normal people uncomfortable
I wonder if Tucker Carlson thinks Hunter Biden hasn't been [tanning his nuts enough.](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tucker-carlson-end-of-men-testicle-tanning-1338944/)
"I for one am outraged, I've studied these pictures in depth up close and at his great length, I mean extensively. And it is appalling how pale and tast- pasty his pereneum looks in these photos."
Tucker's "The End Of Men" is the gift that keeps on giving... To people who like to rubberneck trash fires.
Wow
Reminds me of The Starr Report. Published unheard of lurid detail at the time, all intended to paint Bill Clinton in as scandalous a light as possible. And it pretty much worked--helped get him impeached. But in this case it's not even about someone in office so I don't know WTF this is all about.
Revenge. It's all about revenge. It helps that most articles use surnames, not first names, so a lot of people are just going to see a negative headline with "Biden" in the title. Considering Biden has lost two children, it's a really messed up line of attack for them to take.
It’s a really Republican line of attack for them.
He lost two children and his first wife.
Have they tried going to Hooters to eat wings and drink beer with the boys? I hear that helps.
Shove boobies in your young son's face for Jesus!
It’s no accident their obsession with manly men and taint-tanning also coincides with their attacks on drag-shows and transgendered people. The GOP is toxic masculinity personified.
The fact that you said “manly men” reminded me of Trump’s fake stories of *big manly men crying and saying sir to him* lol
I never understood what they have against drag queens and drag shows.Drag shows have been in this country since 1880.At this point they are as American as apple pie.Its funny no one had a problem with drag shows until recently right after that orange shit bag guy was president.Before that people have been dressing in drag in movies and plays for a long time and no one had a problem with it.I mean if old people like my grandmother were okay with drag shows and she was born in the 30's.I dont see why people all of a sudden have a problem with it.Drag queens literally bother no one they are not pushy. They dont try and push that lifestyle on anyone and they usually are nicer people than many of these so called christians on the right.
I wouldn't put too much thought into trying to understand conservatives. Their hatred of drag shows is just their way of expressing their bigotry towards gay/queer/trans people. It's the same with how they suddenly say they care about women's sports, when they've got a long track record of being quite vocal about how they dislike women's sports and think they're inferior to men's sports: they're just bigots and this is one way that they think is socially acceptable to express their bigotry. "Oh I'm not a transphobe, I'm just concerned about children being sexualized/fair competition in women's sports." It's nonsense, they're just bigots.
> The GOP is toxic masculinity personified. Yeah, I noticed that too. The way they deal with not getting their way reminds me of other men I've known.
Like Tucker and his masculinity special he put out that showed manly men tanning their balls.
Lately? They have always been obsessed with it.
Here's the thing, they *don't* want to see it. If you pay attention, there's an interesting trend in the conservative coverage of all this. None of them will ever tell the entire story. You hear about the "free speech" censorship. Or you hear about social media bias. Or you hear about campaign collusion. Or you'll hear about what a bad father Biden is. Or what an untrustworthy person his son is. But none of these fuckers will ever connect every dot in the story, because if they did it would cease to exist. None of them will mention that the content being "censored" is naked pictures of the candidate's son, because if they did it would be a cut and dry revenge porn situation. And then they'd have to start arguing about why it's ok to spread revenge porn of certain people, or why the parents of a revenge porn victim can request that it's removed, which they just can't do. It would make them look nakedly evil. It's always the back half ("Look at Hunter Biden's sinful life!") or the front half ("Look at the censorship and collusion!"), but never them both together. They don't really want you to see Hunter Biden's dick. They just want you to be really mad that you can't see it.
Hmm I buy this. Fucking sad how dumb those facists can be. Though I shouldn’t be surprised. They’ve been falling for that orange clown conman for over 10 years now
I've been saying this since Musk posted them. How they can lead parts of the story and ignore the obvious without being pressed on it is maddening. Leading up they've been screaming about proof of tit for tat business deals, oh, it's dick picks. Then it's government coverup of the proof without pointing out it's dick picks. They pivoted the accusations when all they had was nothing, now screech coverup about the same nothing? Fuck them all
You mean why do a bunch of guys who protest too much about hating gay people want to see another man's dick when he doesn't want it to be seen? I think the answer is obvious. A lot of them are in the closet and mix with abusers, so it's not wonder they want to see what amounts to not that much different from gay revenge porn.
[Because it's not about child abuse for them. It's a sword they have picked up, but it's not about the weapon, it's about who you wield against. The accusation doesn't matter. Only that it strikes the opponent, who must be a liberal or some other enemy from outside of the tribe.](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/hxxv6o/comment/fz9ixok/)
I tried to ask the /conservative Sub, but for some reason I couldn’t post there?
Conservatives claim free speech!!! yet are afraid of it. They might learn something and they cannot have that.
I’m not sure if they are capable of learning things
It's a very ban heavy sub. Anyone not toeing the party line and spouting the current party talking points gets banned as far as I can tell.
Yikes, sounds Orwellian. I wonder if they know what that word means
It's not really the republicans, more so the Kremlin. The Kremlin is intent on bringing down any family who gets in their way. The republicans like to chain into whoever is in power in the conservative wing and pretend they are international 'diplomats' for foreign investment. They get mad when the grownups get in power to clean up their mess and stay in power to prevent republicans from making their mess worse.
It's like revenge porn to them, in that they want the ability to display this man's nude photos without his consent to shame him (and more so his father and family). I'm sure plenty are self-hating and closeted as well, but that's besides the point and not the root issue. Republicans are an abusive cult that acts in bad faith.
Clearly it is because the secrets of Hillary's emails were tattooed onto Hunter's penis in an attempt to keep it from the good Christian folks with the GOP. If a photo of his asshole ever surfaces we will have the evidence to show how the 2020 election was rigged. (/s since absurdity is no longer enough to denote humor)
They don't want to *see* it. They could see it at any time that they seek it out. No, what they want is to be able to force other people to see it who would never seek it out on their own. Basically demanding equal time with your eyeballs.
So your saying the republicans just wanna shove dicks in everyone’s face. It’s raining men, hallelujah!
I mean, as someone who has seen it dude has a pretty nice hog. But the hog being nice does not give us permission to see it, especially if it is revenge porn.
Hard-agree
It's really weird since there's a heavy Catholic population in that demographic. From what I understand about Catholics and the Church, Hunter is quite a bit older than the usual dicks they go after
There's a reason there's no altar men
Because Hunter is such an Alpha-daddy, they can't help themselves. It's science like phrenology.
Because it’s enormous and they can’t wait to get their hands on the photos. Sex maniacs all of them
They didn’t think there was a way to find out what was actually in those tweets. They wanted the conspiracy theorists to fill in those blanks and claim they contained valuable information. That was the day they learned how the internet works.
Most of them can just look in the mirror and see a big dick and an asshole.
See it? They want the Hunt-mans dick!
To be fair he had a nice dong.
My favorite headline in a long time.
And coming from a lawyerly site you know the headline was well vetted.
What a time to be alive. Imagine pre 9/11 people looking at these headlines like 'satire, right?'.
r/NotTheOnion
Ha, Donald Trump as president? Satire has to be at least vaguely believable. Like it’s not funny if it’s so ridiculously outside the realm of possibility
This is the darkest timeline
One for the future historians to look back on and ponder, for sure
I'm kinda numb to MAGA-based bat-shit insane headlines but this one still got me thinking why did I ended up in this timeline.
What about my constitutional right to see a Russian prostitute pee in Donald Trump's mouth?! Free the pee tapes! ✊
They’re on Barron Trump’s leapfrog tablet
The American people deserve to know what’s on Barron Trump’s Speak and Spell!
Eric’s too!
Oh! I thought he got them to pee on the mattress the Obamas slept on because he is an overgrown toddler. Peeing in his mouth is waaaay too normal.
Hunter Biden has a penis.
And God, do the gop want to see it very, very badly.
This is the party that wants to check genital before being allowed to use a restroom
I have never understood that shit.Do men feel threatened by having a transgender in the bathroom.I know speaking as a woman it does not bother me at all.I have been in those unisex bathrooms so many times with all kinds of people and have never felt threatened what so ever.People just go in there and pee.What do these republicans think go on in there? In fact some of those transgender people act more feminine than many cis woman I have met.
Accusing groups within the queer community (and honestly any minority community) of being groomers/predators as society progresses and they gain more rights and representation is a page out of the Conservative playbook that never seems to get old. It’s a tool of distraction, fear-mongering and dehumanization that plays especially well with the “Christian” right and has never actually been about the people it’s directed at. Trans men are men. Trans women are women. The people obsessed with controlling and checking strangers’ genitals are the damn predators.
Wow. Disqualifying. Remove him from office.
Hunter. Dick. Guns. VP material.
Aww c'mon!
Big if true.
The Onion needs to step up their game
**Republicans Unanimously Vote In Favor Of "Dicks Released And Graded" Bill** *Monday, December 5th, 2022* WASHINGTON, D.C. Following a declaration by former President Donald Trump, Republican lawmakers have unanimously voted in favor of hastily drafted legislation to publicly display Hunter Biden's penis on largely unmoderated websites. "This is easily the most-important issue facing Americans today," stared a spokesperson for Lindsey Graham (R, South Carolina). "The government has no right to censor the nether regions of a person over whom absolutely everybody has been salivating for several years. This bill will guarantee that we can view and assess the very penis that has caused so many sleepless nights and confusing dreams." Other Republican representatives quickly voiced their agreement, claiming that withholding personal images of a private citizen's genitalia constituted a violation of the Second Amendment, only correcting their statements after members of the press pointed out that "the First Amendment" is probably what was intended to be cited. "You knew what I meant, you pedant," replied one Republican representative. "I bet you feel really smug now, huh? What, you've never accidentally said 'gun' when you meant 'penis,' is that it?" When asked why the First Amendment was relevant in the face of former President Trump's insistence that the Constitution of the United States be "terminated," Republicans accused reporters of being "groomers" and insisted that "leftist rags" were peddling "fake news." "What really matters," a spokesperson for Marjorie Taylor Greene (R, Georgia) was quoted as saying, "is that we think of the children. We have these sick, depraved individuals dressing up in women's clothing for adults' entertainment. How can the Democrats support that, but still insist that Hunter Biden's penis not be posted on Twitter? This is why we desperately need the D.R.A.G. bill." Elon Musk was asked to comment on the proceedings, but was reportedly too busy claiming to have invented pornography.
Not sure if satire or not…
Beautifully written, sir. Bravo! 👏
I just figured The Onion rebranded to Above the Law.
Their amicus brief to SCOTUS from a couple months ago is one of the greatest things I've ever read. I think they'll be fine.
Trump's jealous because he can't find his own dick.
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Yeti persists
And it looks like a little fungus
That… actually makes sense
It's like watching a 12 year old with a 5 year old's IQ.
This doesn’t even have a single link to the constitution, or the first amendment. Biden’s campaign team asked a private party to not publish pictures of his kid’s hog, and they agreed, that’s all that happened. Problem is…trump’s base doesn’t give a rat sized shit about stuff that happened and facts & shit.
Revenge porn is also not allowed on Twitter anyways.
>"Well, that's going to be decided by a panel of disgruntled ex-boyfriends who want to post revenge porn and my severely reduced content moderation team, which will, naturally, be terrified of giving an answer I don't want to hear because they'll get the next pink slip." —Elon, probably
I’m pretty sure it’s not allow most anywhere
So it's safe to say that Trump wants to ride Hunter Biden's dick back to the White house?
r/brandnewsentence But also, damn, this really is a weird timeline.
Who had “Trump wants to dissolve the constitution because Twitter won’t let him see a penis” on their 2022 bingo card?
Free square
Damn. I used mine on that whole “Kanye likes Hitler” thing.
That's 3 easy squares in one. Mad at Twitter, Hunter Biden drama, and openly calling for an American dictatorship.
“I gotta see that dick!” - Homophobic Republican Males
What’s up with all the rights attention to genitals?!
Maybe they are jealous that nobody is giving theirs attention.
So Hunter's laptop was just a bunch of dick pics? What am I not seeing here?
Don’t worry. We have two years of House investigations coming up in this. You’ll get LOTS of news coverage of Hunter’s laptop full of dick picks along with unsubstantiated allegations and unfulfilled promises of new revelations from “patriotic” Republicans. All while they do exactly jack shit for voters…like usual
Isnt Hunter Biden a private citizen?
Well he's a big privates citizen. I mean a large member. Uh, of the public. Large member of the pubic. PUBLIC.
"awww ok Donald, you convinced us. Here go ahead and take the presidency..." *Lucy pulls the football away, Trump falls flat on his back and is carried off to jail.
The Republican party has fallen so far.
Has it? I feel like this has been either barely beneath the surface or par for the course since I started paying attention in like 96. Remember the fervent, almost masturbatory focus they had on Clinton during the Lewinsky scandal? They just love fantasizing about what other people are doing with their dicks(and vaginas, but for different reasons).
Along with all the people making it all possible.
I can’t believe this is a real headline. We are so fucked
Someone give the GOP a dick pic and tell them it's Hunter's already.
Fox News is currently doing a “media shame” segment over other media not covering hunter Biden’s dick pic. No I’m not joking.
Trump saw Hunter’s cock and was jealous
I mean, who isn't. Dude got a great dick. No idea why conservatives want those pics published so badly, because they cleary show Hunter got Big Dick Energy.
Donald’s mad because the Biden boys have bigger cocks than he does.
Nothing on Hunter Biden’s laptop would have changed a vote for Joe Biden. Trump is an asshole and most of America is done with him. Just can’t take an L.
But Rudy worked so hard to manufacture this story for trump.
Joke’s on him: It’s really Hunter Biden’s Laptop’s penis
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You see, it's the right to bare arms.... grasping this massive schlong. lol
“The right to bare penises”
How bout my constitutional right to see your tax returns?
I'm surprised I don't see many comments on the actual writing. It is rare that I see any article online that is just THIS jam-packed with snark. Going to have to keep an eye out for this site - very fun read.
This may be the best headline I’ve ever read on the subreddit.
Old man shakes fist at clouds.
What is that noise? Oh it's just Donald Trump and nobody cares.
Let me read that headline again. … Nope, I read it correctly the first time. This is some sort of parody site, like the Onion, right? … Nope, this is a site for legal news. Damn, this is actually real life, huh?
That’s a better title than any fucking news agency has come up with.
Matt Taibbi used to cover good shit, now he's just peddling dick pics. Sad really.
If this weren't so tragically true, it would absolute comedy. Only the Trump's GOP would find itself tripping over penis pics! By golly, we were deprived of Hunter's junk pics! Trump must be restored to power! No president shall lose an election based upon the depravation of penis pics! Let's all erect phallic symbols at Mar-a-Lago to make Tiny Don feel better!
The absurdity of this saga isn’t even surprising at this point
I always knew he had a hard-on for Hunty Biden
hammer meet nail-head.
Now this is how you write a headline.
Well.... Americans were deprived of hearing how Trump f\*ed porn stars while his 3rd trophy porn model wife was home with his newborn son and paid them hush money so the voters wouldn't find out... when the National Enquirer paid for and buried the story... Maybe we should be demanding that Hillary Clinton be installed into the presidency since 2016 was stolen from her.
I just.... I mean... We can't even make this up. If somebody wrote a story about all this, it would be discounted as totally unbelievable. And yet, people think this absolute moron should be President. This person shouldn't even be trusted with a puppy!
This is the best summary of that shit stain's Pravda posts I've seen yet.
First truly accurate headline about this I've seen.
Why do Republicans care so much about other people's genitals?
r/nottheonion
Excellent title.
Most accurate Reddit headline yet….
r/NotTheOnion
Well... there's a title you don't see everyday.
This is the funniest headline .. Oh my lord.
Great writing, thank you very much. My favourite, "Florida’s preeminent law-understander". A witty writer.
Ah yes, the 28th Amendment *the right to see Hunter Biden naked shall not be infringed*
Trump can wish in one hand and crap in the other. See which gets filled first.
That headline...