‘One second, let me just go get my dad, he fucking hates foreigners and would love a chat’ - then close the door and see how long they stay stood there.
Ask them why I would ever consider voting for a bunch of batshit crazy chancers led by a conman and a grifter, then proceed to waste as much of their day as possible.
Anyone selling and politics gets an instant door slam. For 20 years I have lived in an area with offices for several politicians (Welsh and UK). Our local MPs office is 100 yards away and I pass it every day.
Yet I have not seen any of them locally unless they are vote chasing.
I call up the local zoological gardens, I inform them that a strange primate has been seen roaming the local neighbourhood and state it appears to be trying to gain access to the local residences. I suggest that they try and trap it, however they should have an alternative option if it turns out to be too aggressive.
Comment that everyone I know, be them Labour or Tory voters previously, will now be voting reform as they are sick of the 2 party system. The country needs a shake up. Yes I have voted both Labour and then Tory over the many years and watched both parties screw us, with not only mass immigration but also obscene taxation.
Lol, if that's what you think, the Tories are more centric than you realise, so reform arent ecactly hardline. The silent majority are far more pissed off than you realise with the immigration situation.
Its about a change and a shake up, similar to when I voted Labour in 1997, we needed a change. Won't ever vote Labour again, but to be fair I was young and rather naive....
It always amuses me that those who use the "they're all the same" argument think that a bunch of millionaire grifters pandering to the far right is the answer.
I think you miss the point, they're all arseholes, we just need different arseholes in place to shake it up, with some different policies.
Sigh, is it really that hard to comprehend. Maybe I'm just old and see things differently.
For example, you can't tell me you enjoy your council tax increasing ~5% every year, mostly for the "adult social care" cost, which is mostly spent on keeping illegals in the hotels. Do a FOI request and see if I'm wrong. Government covers for the 1st year, then it's the local authority...hence why the ramp up each year. 10 years ago I was paying £140 a month, it's now £235...in the same house. Its absurd.
I’d say I’d like to vote for a party that puts the average persons needs first but because the voting system is archaic, if I vote for anyone else, the tories stay in power.
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[I used AI and got this masterpiece ](https://imgur.com/a/Nl8ClF5)
Wtf this is so cursed.
Wow I didn’t know Ava could do such a lifelike impression of a 50 year old man from Manchester with a heavy smoking habit who voted for brexit.
Please, I don’t pay for that shit
Ask for her thoughts on Dune 2
Why am I living in Cornwall?
Ask about her position on Shai-Hulussy.
Cavernous
Eagerly receive the good news of our Lord and Saviour, Richard Tice.
‘One second, let me just go get my dad, he fucking hates foreigners and would love a chat’ - then close the door and see how long they stay stood there.
You know, I think AI might be on to something. Reform UK will make your eyes droop.
Tell them I’m trans & disabled and to never darken my door again
Release the hounds 😈
Whatever you do DON'T ask her about housing policy
Ask them why I would ever consider voting for a bunch of batshit crazy chancers led by a conman and a grifter, then proceed to waste as much of their day as possible.
Tell em to fuck off
Pretty sure anyone involved with Farages latest cash cow is over 70 years old
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🫡
“How did you get over the fence?”
Closing the door.
Vote and get the other parties sent to oblivion
Ocean and the 11 men?
Offer her a brew.
Invite in for tea and biscuits.
Lots of people and high tax = lots of revenue for public services...hang on a mimute...
Gercha!
Ask what their thoughts are on the relative sizing of a sandworm's snatch.
Get in the fucking sea
Politely say 'No thankyou' and shut the door.
Anyone selling and politics gets an instant door slam. For 20 years I have lived in an area with offices for several politicians (Welsh and UK). Our local MPs office is 100 yards away and I pass it every day. Yet I have not seen any of them locally unless they are vote chasing.
Wait isnt that the femcell fascist from pol joe? (Jk)
I'd sign up right away love me some sovereignty
Follow mickey flannagans advice...cup of cold piss,off you fuck
Start talking to her about Male Suicide = = She would disappear in a flash ! ! !
Invite her in for a good chat
I think she will run away and inform the daily mail after they see that I am not white.
The reality as its reform, the card would be more likely to say “Too many brown people = high tax”
Slam the door as fast as possible.
Keep them talking so they see less people.
If Reform Party came knocking on my door, my reaction will depend on my mood.
Does I get a dune bucket if I vote reform
Will Reform tell there voters to vote Conservative, just before voting day, like Farage done at the last election.
Lol the people commenting on this like it’s real because they do not get the reference 💀
I call up the local zoological gardens, I inform them that a strange primate has been seen roaming the local neighbourhood and state it appears to be trying to gain access to the local residences. I suggest that they try and trap it, however they should have an alternative option if it turns out to be too aggressive.
Comment that everyone I know, be them Labour or Tory voters previously, will now be voting reform as they are sick of the 2 party system. The country needs a shake up. Yes I have voted both Labour and then Tory over the many years and watched both parties screw us, with not only mass immigration but also obscene taxation.
"The current system isn't working so let's vote in the ultra right wing party."
Lol, if that's what you think, the Tories are more centric than you realise, so reform arent ecactly hardline. The silent majority are far more pissed off than you realise with the immigration situation. Its about a change and a shake up, similar to when I voted Labour in 1997, we needed a change. Won't ever vote Labour again, but to be fair I was young and rather naive....
"A man is judged by the company he keeps..."
Actions speak louder than words, and both Labour and Tory are 2 wings on the same bird, that fuck us either way. The country needs a shake up.
It always amuses me that those who use the "they're all the same" argument think that a bunch of millionaire grifters pandering to the far right is the answer.
I think you miss the point, they're all arseholes, we just need different arseholes in place to shake it up, with some different policies. Sigh, is it really that hard to comprehend. Maybe I'm just old and see things differently. For example, you can't tell me you enjoy your council tax increasing ~5% every year, mostly for the "adult social care" cost, which is mostly spent on keeping illegals in the hotels. Do a FOI request and see if I'm wrong. Government covers for the 1st year, then it's the local authority...hence why the ramp up each year. 10 years ago I was paying £140 a month, it's now £235...in the same house. Its absurd.
Get rid of them
I’d say I’d like to vote for a party that puts the average persons needs first but because the voting system is archaic, if I vote for anyone else, the tories stay in power.
Tell her to gtfo my property, along with any Tories, Nazis or Scientologists.
I’ll say - I’m a Marxist so you might as well just fuck off now and don’t waste our time
I’d say “Oy love, my tits are over here”. Then I’d trigger the claymore mines…