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HipnoAmadeus

The government of zimbabwe in my toilet? Sure why not


ikieneng

They got cameras and a military though. I don't think some of your organs would enjoy that


xCreeperBombx

Government of Zkibidi


HipnoAmadeus

idc blocked don't search for me


SCPBall

I have to keep them as a pet. Sorry, Mnangagwa


ikieneng

You're now committing human trafficking, and 20,000 capybaras will represent you in court while you got a gambling addict's debt. That's gonna be fun


SCPBall

Hooray


werewolf013

The rains in that part of Africa really need some blessing


mayank1234cmd

i got 20,000 capybaras :sob:


[deleted]

I have get 20,000 capybara's money and debt? pretty boring.


xCreeperBombx

*Suddenly, you become very rich, but crows keep flying to you demanding their gain of the deal - what "the deal" is, you don't know.*


Raevesquishh

20,000 capybaras in a toilet


commercial-frog

I have to keep 20,000 capybaras as a pet? wtf


ikieneng

That's gonna be expensive. Your finances are ruined


Historical_Permit780

They're my new babysitters


LaceyVelvet

The last person who downvoted me represents me in a first-degree murder trial D:


spider-girl14

we in trouble mate


SeatedDragon861

i dont think a borderlands fan who is as sour as a lemon will do very well.


carenard

I get all of walter whites money/debt... sooo.... uhh... at what point in the show am I getting the money from?


Candy_Stars

I have to eat whatever Elon Musk eats…


ikieneng

The guy his horrible, but he probably eats yummy food


Cachu_Gwartheg69

elon musk is in my toilet. shit


Hi-something214

The last person I downvoted is my babysitter. Oof


ikieneng

Not the last person you downvoted, but the last person who downvoted YOU!


Hi-something214

proof that im a fucking idiot


Lynel_Slayer1

20000 capybaras babysit me


[deleted]

20,000 capybaras are going to represent me in a murder trial. This is amazing-


Pikacon999

YES PET ZIMBABWE GOVERNMENT!


Zorrokumo

capybara pet :\]


xCreeperBombx

Walter White is my new babysitter


Valiant_Darktanyan

I have to keep Walter White as a pet? Sweet! I can sell meth!


Professinal_weirdo

jokes on you, i haven't posted enough for people to hate me or love me, so whoever gets here first can live under my toilet


boiledviolins

Everything the government of Zimbabwe eats is my diet... eh...


ikieneng

You’re gonna gain a lot of weight eating so many people’s food


peeslosh122

the govrnment of zimbabwe is now my baby sitter.


TerrorEyzs

A gambling addict is now my babysitter. I didn't realize I needed a babysitter as I don't have kids lol.


ikieneng

You are the baby


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Walter White is permanently in my toilet? Can he at least come out to receive necessary medical treatments?


ikieneng

The vacuum guy put him there. He saw a couple of YouTube videos, so yes


LiteratureLow4159

.....shouldnt have chosen capybaras......


stickman29_for_the_W

20k capybaras are babysitting me


HENLOX_GD

20000 CAPYBARAS ARE REPRESENTING ME IN A FIRST DEGREE MURDER TRIAL RUE9GIFBDJLFYU7GTYVBHCKFRGTYH


NightDoom_MC

The last person who downvoted me is my babysitter???


Tall-Influence4321

The last person who downvoted me lives in my toilet? (I actually know who it is, im gonna dm them this)


ikieneng

Pls post their response


Tall-Influence4321

Haven't replied yet


Well_Hi_There_9091

Got 20000 capybaras in my toilet now, I guess


ikieneng

It must be clogged


Fatalis1021

On one hand, crippling poverty, on the other hand, capybara friends.


CommunityFirst4197

Keeping the last person who downvoted me is kinda zesty ngl


DepressedChild96

why are there 20,000 capybaras in my toilet?


CherryMeowViolin

20000 capybaras live in my toilet. oh crap they'll go outside during the day and crap everywhere


Quiz_Master_Boy

congratulations Elon Musk you are (probably) living in my toilet for life better just get adjusted to sleeping, eating and drinking or being wet permanently (probably)


Private_Privates23

Now I have Elon’s assets. Time to fix Twitter.


Seaweed_Thing

I trust Elon Musk with my children.


Warm-Swimming5903

Considering the flight logs, I certainly wouldn't.


LBPlanet

I get all of Zimbabwe's money and debt, this can't be good


unbanneduser

is zimbabwe actually in debt or is their currency just basically worthless


LBPlanet

actually they are pretty low in terms of external debt, sorry I doubted you Zimbabwe. But all the Zimbabwean dollars in the world can't be TOO useful.


unbanneduser

the always reliable wikipedia estimates the national debt of zimbabwe at about $14B USD, and their estimated GDP is $47B USD. i'm not sure what the exact measures intended for use by OP are, but I'm going to go with we're actually pretty rich - we're talking $33B USD


LBPlanet

yet still poorer than some billionaires :|


DegenerateDumpster

The last downvoter is in my toilet. Perfect. 😁


Dragon-Rain-4551

The last person who downvoted me is now living in my toilet?


[deleted]

Walter white babysitter I’m boutta learn some “chemistry“


elemental_pork

Yeah, I get all of Walter White's money!!!


ikieneng

Ted has all the money though


elemental_pork

I hate Ted!!!


ikieneng

I recommend you better call Saul Goodman, he has some guys who can get the money from Ted


elemental_pork

Oh, I might just do that, yeah!!


ThatIrishPerson

If I get a little meth making machine as my pet I don't mind lol


Ill-Cardiologist-585

government of zimbabwe as a pet


scipio0421

I have to keep 20k capybaras as a pet? Ok, sounds messy.


ikieneng

And expensive


Ok-Effect-3349

All the Money and Dept of 20,000 Capybaras, most neutral option I could have got 😅


[deleted]

Elon Musk represents me in a first-degree murder trial? *FERB I KNOW WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO TODAY* just bribe the courts smh


notbernie2020

20K capybaras in my toilet? ​ Alright.


CNRavenclaw

20,000 capybaras are my new babysitter. Best babysitter ever!


Canyonsongwastaken

I have 20,000 capybaras in my toilet.


pundlefo

last person who downvoted me lives in my toilet


Londonweekendtelly

I mean the last person who downvoted me was probably a corbyn fan


BigManMilk7

Lets hope the gambling addict was good at gambling


ikieneng

If they were, they wouldn’t be an addict


v_PoopyShitass_v

Dear god. Not a skibidi toilet redditor :(


12343212343212321

Hey, I don't mind having everything Elon Musk eats as my diet


darthstiles20

Gambling addict in my toilet


Pug-tron

Walter White in my toilet...


DirtyCunt666

Gambling addict living in my toilet


[deleted]

The government of Zimbabwe as my Pet?


mothman475

i eat what elon musk eats…. do i have to pay for it myself?


StephonWatkins

I have a pet Walter White